Because today is Easter:
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law, were all going on vacation in Israel. The mother-in-law randomly dies. The man has to take her to an undertaker. The undertaker says "You have two options: I can ship her back to be buried in the US for $5,000, or I can have her buried here in Israel for $150. What do you think?"
The man thinks for a moment, then says "I'd like her shipped back to the US."
The undertaker is surprised, and asks "but why? You could bury her here for only $150!"
The man replies "I know. But many years ago, a man was buried in Israel. Three days later, he rose from the dead. I'm not taking that chance!"