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SpartanChief17

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #450 on: April 17, 2017, 02:37:02 AM »

Because today is Easter:

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law, were all going on vacation in Israel.  The mother-in-law randomly dies.  The man has to take her to an undertaker.  The undertaker says "You have two options: I can ship her back to be buried in the US for $5,000, or I can have her buried here in Israel for $150.  What do you think?"

The man thinks for a moment, then says "I'd like her shipped back to the US."

The undertaker is surprised, and asks "but why? You could bury her here for only $150!"

The man replies "I know. But many years ago, a man was buried in Israel.  Three days later, he rose from the dead. I'm not taking that chance!"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #451 on: April 17, 2017, 02:39:17 AM »

I wonder how many people aren't going to get the joke. It took 10 seconds before it hit me.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #452 on: April 17, 2017, 02:39:35 AM »

That's pretty good
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #453 on: April 17, 2017, 02:52:55 AM »

The man has to take her to an undertaker.
I thought that read, "The man has to take her underwear." and I was very confused.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #454 on: April 17, 2017, 02:43:35 PM »

That's pretty good
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #455 on: April 29, 2017, 08:17:40 PM »

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