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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2017, 04:13:16 PM »

These are quality. I tried to record a dramatic reading but I was laughing too hard.
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2017, 09:48:02 PM »

No, they will never be able to defeat me! Muahahahah!
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2017, 10:23:16 PM »

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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2017, 04:47:58 PM »

The Weeaboo Latios212

A Screenplay by BrainyLucario and E. Gadd

INT. THE U.S.S. Olimar, now a pirate ship - AFTERNOON

High Proffesional Pirate . BRAINYLUCARIO . is arguing with Towel-Carrying Stowaway . BRAIXEN1264 .. BRAINYLUCARIO tries to hug BRAIXEN1264 but she shakes him off.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Please Braixen1264, don't leave me.

BRAIXEN1264
I'm sorry BrainyLucario, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.

BRAINYLUCARIO
I am such a person!

BRAIXEN1264 frowns.

BRAIXEN1264
I'm sorry, BrainyLucario. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

BRAIXEN1264 leaves.

BRAINYLUCARIO sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, Complicated Pirate Ship Janitor . THATHIDDENCHARACTER . barges in looking flustered.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Goodness, ThatHiddenCharacter! Is everything okay?

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
I'm afraid not.

BRAINYLUCARIO
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
It's ... a Latios212 ... I saw an evil Latios212 Force mermaids to listen to bad midis.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Defenseless Mermaids?

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
Yes, defenseless Mermaids!

BRAINYLUCARIO
Bloomin' heck, ThatHiddenCharacter! We've got to do something.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

BRAINYLUCARIO
You can start by telling me where this happened.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
I was...

THATHIDDENCHARACTER fans himself and begins to wheeze.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Focus ThatHiddenCharacter, focus! Where did it happen?

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
Slow's Basement! That's right - Slow's Basement!

BRAINYLUCARIO springs up and begins to run.


EXT. The Ocean - CONTINUOUS

BRAINYLUCARIO runs along the top of the Ocean water, followed by THATHIDDENCHARACTER,  jumping Dingys along the way.


INT. SLOW'S BASEMENT - SHORTLY AFTER

DUDE, a Weeaboo Latios212 terrorizes two Mermaids.

BRAINYLUCARIO, closely followed by THATHIDDENCHARACTER, rushes towards DUDE, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
What is is? What's the matter?

BRAINYLUCARIO
That's not just any old Latios212, that's Dude !

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
Who's Dude ?

BRAINYLUCARIO
Who's Dude ? Who's Dude ? Only the most Weeaboo Latios212 in the universe!

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
Blinkin' knickers, BrainyLucario! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Weeaboo Latios212 in the universe!

BRAINYLUCARIO
You can say that again.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
Blinkin' knickers, BrainyLucario! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most Weeaboo Latios212 in the universe!

BRAINYLUCARIO
I'm going to need Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome, lots of Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome.

Dude turns and sees BrainyLucario and ThatHiddenCharacter. He grins an evil grin.

DUDE
BrainyLucario, we meet again.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
You've met?

BRAINYLUCARIO
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young BRAINYLUCARIO is sitting in a park listening to some Jazz-Trap music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.

He looks up and sees DUDE. He takes off his headphones.

DUDE
Would you like some Heroine?

BRAINYLUCARIO's eyes light up, but then he studies DUDE more closely, and looks uneasy.

BRAINYLUCARIO
I don't know, you look kind of like a Weeaboo.

DUDE
Me? No. I'm not a Weeaboo. I'm the least Weeaboo Latios212 in the world.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Wait, you're a Latios212?

BRAINYLUCARIO runs away, screaming.


INT. SLOW'S BASEMENT - PRESENT DAY

DUDE
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
(To BRAINYLUCARIO) You ran away?

BRAINYLUCARIO
(To THATHIDDENCHARACTER) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

BRAINYLUCARIO turns to DUDE.

BRAINYLUCARIO
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

BRAINYLUCARIO runs away.

He turns back and shouts.

BRAINYLUCARIO
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome.

DUDE
I'm not scared of you.

BRAINYLUCARIO
You should be.

INT. SEABASS WORLD - LATER THAT DAY

BRAINYLUCARIO and THATHIDDENCHARACTER walk around searching for something.

BRAINYLUCARIO
I feel sure I left my Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome somewhere around here.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep a deadly Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome.

BRAINYLUCARIO
You know nothing ThatHiddenCharacter ..

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.

Suddenly, DUDE appears, holding a  Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome.

DUDE
Looking for something?

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
Crikey, BrainyLucario, he's got your Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Tell me something I don't already know!

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

BRAINYLUCARIO
I know that already!

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
I'm afraid of sausages.

DUDE
(appalled) Dude!

While DUDE is looking at THATHIDDENCHARACTER with disgust, BRAINYLUCARIO lunges forward and grabs his deadly Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome. He wields him, triumphantly.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Prepare to die, you Weeaboo Kool-aid!

DUDE
No please! All I did was force mermaids to listen to bad midis!

BRAIXEN1264 enters, unseen by any of the others.

BRAINYLUCARIO
I cannot tolerate that kind of behavior! Those Mermaids were defenseless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! BrainyLucario . defender of innocent Mermaids.

DUDE
Don't hurt me! Please!

BRAINYLUCARIO
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use this Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome on you right away!

DUDE
Because BrainyLucario, I am your father.

BRAINYLUCARIO looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.

BRAINYLUCARIO
No you're not!

DUDE
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

DUDE tries to grab the Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome but BRAINYLUCARIO dodges out of the way.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Who's your daddy now? Huh? Huh?

Unexpectedly, DUDE slumps to the ground.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
Did he just faint?

BRAINYLUCARIO
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome.

BRAINYLUCARIO crouches over DUDE's body.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
Be careful, BrainyLucario. It could be a trick.

BRAINYLUCARIO
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Dude is dead!

THC
What?

BRAINYLUCARIO
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER claps his hands.

THATHIDDENCHARACTER
So your Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadomes did save the day, after all.

BRAIXEN1264 steps forward.

BRAIXEN1264
Is it true? Did you kill the Weeaboo Latios212?

BRAINYLUCARIO
Braixen how long have you been...?

BRAIXEN1264 puts her arm around BRAINYLUCARIO.

BRAIXEN1264
Long enough.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Dude .

BRAIXEN1264
Then the Mermaids are safe?

BRAINYLUCARIO
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Mermaids enter, looking relived.

BRAIXEN1264
You are their hero.
The Mermaids bow to BRAINYLUCARIO.

BRAINYLUCARIO
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Dude will never Force them to listen to bad midis ever again, is enough for me.

BRAIXEN1264
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Mermaids passes BRAINYLUCARIO some War-tattered Noodz

BRAIXEN1264
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.

BRAINYLUCARIO
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Well, if you insist.
BRAINYLUCARIO takes the Noodz.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Thank you.
The Mermaids bow their heads once more, and leave.

BRAINYLUCARIO turns to BRAIXEN1264.

BRAINYLUCARIO
Does this mean you want me back?

BRAIXEN1264
Oh, BrainyLucario, of course I want you back!
BRAINYLUCARIO smiles for a few seconds, but then looks at THC

BRAINYLUCARIO
Alright Janitor, get outta here

THC
WHAT?

BRAINYLUCARIO
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who, usually, stays with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Braixen.
BRAIXEN1264 grins

THC
But...

BRAIXEN1264
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!

THC
BrainyLucario?

BRAINYLUCARIO
I'm sorry THC, but I think you should skidaddle.
THC leaves.

BRAIX turns to BRAINYLUCARIO.

BRAIXEN1264
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?

BRAINYLUCARIO
Of course you are!

The two walk off arm in arm.

THE END
« Last Edit: September 29, 2017, 12:36:04 AM by BrainyLucario »
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2017, 06:07:02 PM »

I had no say in writing this; I was outside the room the whole class block because the block before, the teacher had vaporised peanuts (meaning I couldn’t be in the room, else I risk having a reaction

EDIT: but there will be a dramatic reading tonight
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2017, 06:26:53 PM »

Ooh I can do the dramatic reading
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2017, 07:10:18 PM »

I love this but it kind of freaked me out because i don’t have a basement
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2017, 03:25:06 AM »

X-files theme plays

._. I just realised I never did the dramatic reading. THAT WILL COME TOMORROW!
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2017, 04:04:45 PM »

No story for today, instead. I'll be working on the second story a bit more, turning it into an actual story hopefully.
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2017, 07:06:54 PM »




ok so am I supposed to read them like I would normally read a story or was this fine
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2017, 12:36:34 AM »

Ah! I noticed a typo while listening to the last one!! Fixed
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2017, 01:22:58 AM »

I want to compliment myself on my delivery of "I'm afraid of sausages"
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2017, 01:28:03 AM »

Yeah, Noc. You did a really good job on these. Kudos to you!
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Re: Brainy and E. Gadd's AP Biology Stories
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2017, 04:35:59 PM »

How bout something a little artsy tartsy?

Sebastian- the tides of Seabass
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How happy is the Cracker jackfish!
Does the Cracker jackfish make you shiver?
Does it?

How happy is the Chicken!
Does the Chicken make you shiver?
Does it?

The Sebastian is like an South Carolina guy,
It tends to spawn inland.
Hear the Sebastian grumph.
Would it hurt you to spawn?

Waddle is, in its way, a real Nsm trooper.
Hear the Waddle slap.
Would it hurt you to spawn?

I saw the the Waluigi saltwater fish of my generation destroyed,
How I mourned the Wahfish.
Pause to sail, like the king wahfish does.

The saltwater fish that's really abscent!
Above all others is the Jamafish.
Slow, small Jamafish.
Jamafish, Jamafish, every where,
Yet not a drop to sail.
It does sail,
It does sink,
It does embark.
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« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2017, 04:42:15 PM »

Reading will be at 4:30 CST on discord
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