Posts Against Humanity

[LeviR.star]

Arthur- "You know,it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

Ford- "Why, what did she tell you?"

Arthur- "On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't."

-HGttG

[mikey]

you quoted the wrong shrek

[LeviR.star]

you quoted the wrong shrek

John 19:22 - Pilate answered, "What I have written, I have written."

[BrainyLucario]

Levi wins!

Noc gets honorable mention for finishing the quote though

[LeviR.star]

Levi wins!

Thanks for my second win!

Oh my lands, is that a duck _____ing on your cranium?

[mikey]

Tales

[BrainyLucario]

-billed duck with a duck-shaped hat and a duck action figure, who's also holding a rubber duck, and happens to be making duck-lips.

[E. Gadd Industries]

-billed platypus named Perry sneak-

[mastersuperfan]

Hey no editing the prompt allowed after some answers have already been posted

[LeviR.star]

Hey no editing the prompt allowed after some answers have already been posted

Sorry, forgot to add it.

[mastersuperfan]

Yeah but they were posting answers for your original prompt already so you can't just go and change it like that

[LeviR.star]

I can allow them to edit their own. Simple as that.

[WaluigiTime64]

OR you could accept answers from both prompts and whatever's funniest for the prompt they answered wins.

[LeviR.star]

That'll do, Waluigi. That'll do.

[braix]

Oh my lands, is that a duck shitting on your cranium?