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Tobbeh99's amusing facts and questions
« on: February 16, 2017, 11:47:44 PM »

Ok so I'm feeling so social on this site, I basically stopped care about arranging much at this point. So I though, how about creating a funny topic where I can show some funny facts, the site needs some humor after all :P.

So I hope I'll continue to post some funny things here but you never know.

Fact 1:

Sweden's most tragic, horrendous and bad political scandal: The Toblerone Affair!

Back in 1990, Socialdemocrate party-member Mona Sahlin bought a Toblerone (that costed like 1 dollar) by using the states money! It is horrendous! You can't buy some candy with the money owned by the government. It's illegal, you know. 



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Re: Tobbeh99's amusing facts and questions
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2017, 11:53:05 PM »

Back in 1990, Socialdemocrate party-member Mona Sahlin bought a Toblerone (that costed like 1 dollar) by using the states money! It is horrendous!
Think about the children!
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2017, 11:57:47 PM »

Hmmmm...
*sees Toblerone*
*sees Tobbeh*
*remembers Tobberone*

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Illuminati confirmed.
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2017, 12:05:59 AM »

Did you know that a re-release of Zelda CD-i is coming!!! And it's going to be out the 2nd day... of the 31 month... I wonder when that is (but it is in this year 2017) , I thought first that is was going to be out in this month (the 2nd) and the 31 of that, but the date doesn't even exist, and you have to read logically like day-month-year, or -year-day-month.

Just youtube it.
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2017, 12:49:02 AM »

Dumb and funny laws:


And here are dumb signs:








...so informative, lol
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2017, 09:52:26 PM »

Isn't it amusing that Bach created a new type of tuning: The Well Tempered Clavier. So first it was "tempered" and then at his time they "Well-Tempered" it. Makes no sense tbh. Like first it had temperature and then it ... has "Well Temperature". Wtf!?

Also a funny question:

Guess the most dangerous animals/Creatures in Sweden! :D
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Re: Tobbeh99's amusing facts and questions
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2017, 09:56:28 PM »

Also a funny question:

Guess the most dangerous animals/Creatures in Sweden! :D
Oh no! All these years I thought questions ended in questions marks and had question words like who or what, but apparently I've been doing it wrong all this time!

(Please don't hate me Tobbeh, I know you're Swedish and that English isn't your first language, but I had to do that.)
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2017, 10:21:01 PM »

Guess the most dangerous animals/Creatures in Sweden? :D

...fixed.  ::)
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2017, 10:24:21 PM »

The most dangerous animal in Sweden is obviously the Giganotosaurus. I mean who would think it's not?

Also, I bet you can't guess the most dangerous animal in Rhode Island, Tobbeh.
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2017, 10:27:12 PM »

JOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2017, 10:50:22 PM »

JOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nice Fall 2015 meme you got there.
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2017, 11:06:18 PM »

I guess you haven't been around long enough to know that's my meme of choice.


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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2017, 11:46:09 PM »

But it's still better than the puns

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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2017, 01:37:50 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2017, 10:09:25 AM »

ok ok ok...

I thought you all guys should say something like "Bears, Moose or idk Angry Birds".

BUT, the actual answer is:

Ticks!

Why?

Because they carry TBE-virus AND the bacteria Borrelia. So TBE can cause Sever Brain-damage (like Brain-diseases) and it can actually be lethal for elderly people and weak people (like people with weak immune-defense). You can protect yourself from this by taking a Vaccin (so I mean, there is protection). And Borrelia, you can't protect yourself from (unless you are really fast "take quick actions and notice it very quickly") and it can cause all kind of annoying problems like: Throw-ups, Fever and spasms (I think at least).

So it's basically "Double-trouble".

And they exist everywhere in Sweden (because they are so small, and live in the nature). So if you are going for a walk in the nature, be sure to have long trousers OR check after walking in high grass.

If you find one those on you, you should remove them with ... special tools (like a small nipper). And after that - Burn it! Y, you can't squeeze them so you actually Need to kill them by burning them so that they die. Kind of crazy. Usually you take them in some paper and Then burn the entire paper.

So y, that's some dangerous shit right there. Forget the Bees, the Bears, the Wasps and like Jellyfishes. It's the ticks that are the real danger.

It's like 1 person/year that dies by wasps. But I've heard a lot of people that has been plagued by TBE (some probably have died by it (RIP)). So y, that's it. 
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