Update...rs! [6/3/16]

[Dude]

I'm still six hours earlier.

[DS]

It's all because of the aliens that escaped from Area 51. They brainwashed Richard Nixon into bugging Watergate. They resurrected Elvis and sent him back in time to assassinate President Kennedy after he found out that the moon landings were staged by Stanley Kubrick. And now, those very same aliens have promoted Maelstrom and JDMEK5 to the position of updater. It was foretold in the crop circles.

Don't forget that they also used Elvis to resurrect Kennedy and Kim Jong Ill and brought them to a secret base on the dark side of the moon to make nuclear weapons to launch at the Earth.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Oh, don't be silly now!

[johnsonic7]

Congrats all!