TWG SCANDAL: CREATOR MISSING IN ACTION
The TWG Game may be inactive, but its participant's minds are quite the opposite as everyone wonders the same thing: WHERE'S DAVY?! The creator has been gone for several hours now, and the phase update is much overdue. Unable to find the creator himself, I interviewed a few of the players to try to establish the local opinion on Davy's disappearance.
emcee_mikey: Mariolegofan! NocturneOfShadow, NSM Weekly.
emcee_mikey: Would you be available for a quick interview?
mariolegofan: Of course!
emcee_mikey: So, are you currently playing in TWG LXXV?
mariolegofan: Yes, the first I actually enjoy. (Mariolegofan spit his tongue out at me here)
emcee_mikey: Awesome! Now, how balanced do you feel this game is?
mariolegofan: Well, honestly, it's boring. I guess Davy being gone today just slowed it down a little. He should be back soon! Then it will pick up again!
emcee_mikey: Interesting. So davy is gone? Where do you think he is?
mariolegofan: Well, today is [his] birthday.....hopefully he isn't dead. (At this point he defies logic and makes an "X" shape with his mouth)
emcee_mikey: Hm... that's quite a macabre thought. So do you feel confident in a victory for your team at this point?
mariolegofan: Perhaps, I am still fairly new at the game.
emcee_mikey: Well, thanks very much! One more quick question: Could you tell us what role you are?
(at this point mariolegofan left the interview.
emcee_mikey: Hi Bubbles! NocturneOfShadow from NSM Weekly. Are you available for a few quick questions?
emcee_mikey: So, how much fun would you say the current game is?
bubbles: On a scale from 1-10, about a 3 (sorry!!)
emcee_mikey: Oh, well that's a shame. Any particular reason why?
bubbles: TWG is fun, but no one is even posting so there's not much playing going on. But there's some interesting roles so its still kinda fun.
emcee_mikey: Well that's nice. How confident are you in a victory for your team at this point?
bubbles: Not really sure actually, since the humans seem pretty [CENSORED].
emcee_mikey: Given the disappearance of game's creator Davy, what do you think will transpire next?
bubbles: He's out enjoying his birthday!! Give the man a break- at least he has an excuse for being inactive.
emcee_mikey: Mariolegofan said he might have died. Do you believe this theory holds any sway?
bubbles: Possibly. I don't know where he would've gotten that idea from; it's always possible for that to happen though
emcee_mikey: Really. Do you think Mariolegofan might be behind the attempt to end davy's life?
bubbles: You seem pretty confident that hes already dead/goin to be dead soon.
[at this point my editor in chief walks in]
maestro: So I just walked into something.
bubbles: Personally i'm more suspicious of you than mlf.
bubbles: yeah maestro hes interviewing me on illegal stuff! [I'm a tattletale!]
emcee_mikey: Hehe... now see here, I'm just the reporter. I'm not actually RESPONSIBLE for anything persay.
bubbles: trying to get me to spill twg secret beans!
emcee_mikey: Alright, alright, let's not be hasty. I just have one more question for you: What is your role?
bubbles: my role is to keep everyone happy and not doing illegal stuff
emcee_mikey: ...It was worth a shot.
Well folks- there you have it. Out enjoying a birthday, or possibly murdered in cold blood? YOU DECIDE!