Chat logs

[KefkaticFanatic]

Unfortunately he has only learned this fact at a point that is far too late

[Saria]

[1:36:22 AM] Blueflower999: you are literally the most terrifying girl

Unfortunately he has only learned this fact at a point that is far too late

[Ruto]

[7:04:45 PM] manio: scheiß = shit
[7:04:57 PM] manio: play with words
[7:04:59 PM] manio: on the crapper
[7:05:04 PM] Saria: that's a beautiful girl
[7:05:09 PM] Saria: the one with red hair
[7:05:11 PM] (FSM): bitch rocking that hair
[7:05:12 PM] manio: thank you :$
[7:05:14 PM] Saria: is that your girlfriend
[7:05:21 PM] manio: look closer
[7:05:27 PM] Saria: your wife?
[7:05:32 PM] Saria: your mum?
[7:05:37 PM] manio: xd
[7:05:38 PM] Saria: your daughter
[7:05:44 PM] Winter: who
[7:05:48 PM] (FSM): did you steal the dress from your mother's closet
[7:05:56 PM] manio: no, I asked her

[Saria]

You should screenshot that part of the video and show it here

[Ruto]

Make him famous!

[Saria]

[5:49:44 PM] Ruto: I can breed it and send it back if anything lol
[5:50:02 PM] manio: No
[5:50:36 PM] manio: Ok
[5:50:38 PM] manio: I want mewtwo
[5:50:40 PM] manio: xD
[5:50:54 PM] Saria: you can't breed a legendary
[5:51:03 PM] manio: I want it I dont wanna fucking breed
[5:51:22 PM] Saria: nobody wants to breed with you anyway manio
[5:51:33 PM] FSM: ohhhhh shit
[5:51:40 PM] manio: I dont even get it
[5:51:42 PM] FSM: saria went IN
[5:51:51 PM] manio: Ohhhhh
[5:51:55 PM] manio: hahahahahhaa
[5:51:55 PM] Saria: #sariathemasterofcomebacks
[5:52:03 PM] manio: that was very funny saria
[5:52:07 PM] FSM: saria is the queen d4nker

[Sebastian]

Noc trying to cheer me up




[11:00 PM] mariolegofan: hey guys!
[11:00 PM] notshado: hi
[11:00 PM] emcee_mikey: hola
[11:00 PM] mariolegofan: how y'all?
[11:01 PM] notshado: good
[11:01 PM] notshado: yourself?
[11:02 PM] mariolegofan: ok
[11:02 PM] mariolegofan: im not doing too good or too bad
[11:02 PM] mariolegofan: im ok
[11:03 PM] mariolegofan: life lesson here:
[11:03 PM] mariolegofan: ;esson
[11:03 PM] mariolegofan: lesson*
[11:04 PM] mariolegofan: "Life is hard and sad."
[11:04 PM] mariolegofan: quote by MLF
[11:04 PM] mariolegofan:
[11:07 PM] notshado: life doesn't necessarily have to be sad
[11:10 PM] mariolegofan: wish i could agree
[11:10 PM] mariolegofan: Unfortunetly, for me it is
[11:10 PM] emcee_mikey: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
[11:10 PM] emcee_mikey: EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM
[11:10 PM] mariolegofan: lol
[11:11 PM] emcee_mikey: EVERYTHING IS IS AWESOME
[11:11 PM] notshado: WILDCATS
[11:11 PM] emcee_mikey: WHEN YOU'RE LIVING THE DREAM
[11:11 PM] emcee_mikey: EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN WE STICK TOGETHER
[11:11 PM] emcee_mikey: YOU AND I SIDE BY SIDE
[11:11 PM] emcee_mikey: WE CAN PARTY FOREVER
[11:11 PM] emcee_mikey: WE'LL PARTY FOREVER
[11:11 PM] emcee_mikey: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

Another excerpt by Nocturne O. Shadow!: Everything is Awesome.

[Saria]

[9:37 PM] saria: I DO LOVE SUSHI THOUGH NOMNOMNOMN
[9:38 PM] sfk: Sushi is awesome
[9:38 PM] saria: RIGHT SFK
[9:38 PM] sfk: There's a place in Seattle that makes the best sushi like evurrrrrrr
[9:38 PM] saria: sfk
[9:38 PM] sfk: it was 60 buck for two people
[9:38 PM] sfk: but totes worth it
[9:38 PM] ruto: wtf
[9:38 PM] zeldafan: damn!
[9:38 PM] saria: lets conquer all the sushi chefs in the world
[9:38 PM] ruto:
[9:38 PM] saria: and make them cook for us
[9:38 PM] zeldafan: the best place I've been to here is called Red Ginger
[9:38 PM] saria: AND MAKE THEM REPRODUCE
[9:38 PM] zeldafan: haha
[9:39 PM] saria: FOR MORE SUSHI CHEFS
[9:39 PM] sfk: BREED SUSHI CHEFS
[9:39 PM] saria: UNLIMITED SUSHI
[9:39 PM] sfk: it can't be too much harder than breeding pokemon, rite?
[9:39 PM] ruto: I bred a 6 31 iv seedot today!!!
[9:39 PM] ruto: totally possible
[9:39 PM] ruto:
[9:39 PM] zeldafan: yeah, just stick them in daycare for a while
[9:39 PM] saria: can't be much harder, they're only human
[9:39 PM] zeldafan: they'll know what to do
[9:39 PM] ruto: humans like to reproduce as far as I know
[9:40 PM] sfk: I can confirm this
[9:40 PM] zeldafan: come back in a week and they will have a new sushi chef for you!
[9:40 PM] sfk: Source: Biology major
[9:40 PM] zeldafan: hahahah
[9:40 PM] saria: IF THEY DON'T HAVE THE QUALITIES OF A USEFUL SUSHI CHEF
[9:40 PM] saria: RELEASE THEM
[9:41 PM] zeldafan: Bye, baby sushi chef

[Saria]

[11:11 PM] saria: just realized that helps nocturne make the chat wild D:
[11:11 PM] notshado: O_O
[11:11 PM] saria: messages flood when hes here
[11:11 PM] saria: did he die
[11:11 PM] notshado: oh
[11:11 PM] saria: didnt see him on skype all day
[11:11 PM] saria: he probably died
[11:11 PM] saria: rip
[11:11 PM] notshado: rip in peace
[11:11 PM] zeldafan: I like how that is your first assumption lol
[11:11 PM] saria: wellllllll
[11:12 PM] saria: i did kind of stab him
[11:12 PM] zeldafan: ah
[11:12 PM] zeldafan: that would make sense then!
[11:13 PM] saria: http://oi58.tinypic.com/f0cj9h.jpg
[11:13 PM] saria: and that was the last i ever heard from him
[11:13 PM] saria: t'was last nite
[11:14 PM] saltyflamingokeyboard: probably a good thing
[11:14 PM] saltyflamingokeyboard: or else that'd mean he was haunting you
[11:14 PM] saria: ok then thank me
[11:14 PM] saria: oh
[11:14 PM] saria: i-it's just wind
[11:15 PM] saria: wooshhhhhhhhhhhh
[11:15 PM] saria: pew pew!
[11:15 PM] saria: caw-caw!
[11:15 PM] saltyflamingokeyboard changed nickname to deadnocturneofdeadshadow
[11:15 PM] deadnocturneofdeadshadow: OOOOOOOOSARIAAAAAAAAA
[11:15 PM] saria: couldn't be any deader
[11:16 PM] saria: ERMERGERD
[11:16 PM] saria: DED NOCTURNE OF THE DED
[11:16 PM] saria: WHO GOES THERE
[11:16 PM] deadnocturneofdeadshadow: I AM A DEAD GHOSTTTTTTTTT
[11:17 PM] saria: HOW CAN YOU BE DEAD
[11:17 PM] saria: YOU'RE DEAD
[11:18 PM] deadnocturneofdeadshadow: BECAUSE I HAD UNFINISHED BUSINESS IN MY LIFEEEEEE
[11:18 PM] saria: LIKE WHAT
[11:18 PM] deadnocturneofdeadshadow: YOU MUST FINISHHHHH IT FORRRR MEEEE OR I'LL HAUNT YOU FOREVERRRRRR
[11:18 PM] saria: DID YOU FORGET TO DIE
[11:18 PM] saria: NERRRRRRRRRR
[11:18 PM] saria: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO D:
[11:19 PM] saria: BECAUSE I WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE BEFORE I BECOME DEAD
[11:19 PM] deadnocturneofdeadshadow: YOU MUST GO TO ZIMBABWE AND STEAL THE KING'S ROYAL CHICKEN
[11:20 PM] deadnocturneofdeadshadow: AND USE IT TO ASSAINATE THE PRESIDENT
[11:20 PM] saria: BUT BUT BUT
[11:20 PM] saria: I DON'T WANT EBOLA
[11:20 PM] saria: AND I DON'T WANT TO DIE
[11:21 PM] deadnocturneofdeadshadow: EBOLA IS A CONSPIRACY MADE BY THE GOVERNMENT TO SELL GENTLY USED MOOSE ANTLERS TO THE SPANISH
[11:21 PM] deadnocturneofdeadshadow: SPOOOKYYYYYYY
[11:21 PM] saria: D:
[11:22 PM] saria: VERY SPOOKY INDEED
[11:22 PM] saria: WHAT ABOUT STDS
[11:22 PM] saria: ARE THEY CONSPIRACIES
[11:24 PM] notshado: UM
[11:25 PM] saria: WHAT DOES STDS ACTUALLY STAND FOR
[11:25 PM] notshado: sexually transmitted diseases
[11:26 PM] saria: wach ur languag!
[11:26 PM] notshado: what? that's what it is
[11:26 PM] saria: YOU SAID THE S WORD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[11:26 PM] saria: I'M TELLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[11:26 PM] notshado: :|
[11:27 PM] zeldafan: :|
[11:27 PM] saria: ...
[11:27 PM] saria: i guess dead nocturne of dead died again
[11:31 PM] zeldafan: dead nocturne of dead shadow
[11:32 PM] saria: i guess he lives up to his name AHAKACACKAKCJACKAJCFHDEXNACAW
[11:32 PM] zeldafan: -___-'
[11:32 PM] zeldafan: lol
[11:33 PM] emcee_mikey entered the room.
[11:33 PM] emcee_mikey: someone's busted
[11:33 PM] saria: ERMERGERD
[11:33 PM] saria: we were just talking about you
[11:34 PM] saria: all good things, all good things
[11:34 PM] emcee_mikey: don't people usually talk about me?
[11:34 PM] notshado: yeeeeeeeessssssssss
[11:34 PM] zeldafan: lol
[11:34 PM] notshado: good things yesss
[11:34 PM] emcee_mikey: they wrote a song about it
[11:34 PM] emcee_mikey: Everybody Talks, I believe
[11:35 PM] saria: maybe i'll post the chat log l8er
[11:35 PM] emcee_mikey: who is the joker with the offensive name
[11:35 PM] saria: a super flamboyant koala
[11:35 PM] emcee_mikey: oh?
[11:36 PM] emcee_mikey: well if it's sfk then it's okay
[11:36 PM] deadnocturneofdeadshadow: I'M A SPOOKY GHOOOOOOSTTTTTTTTTTT

EDIT:
[12:46 AM] saria: ok bye
[12:46 AM] emcee_mikey: ;(
[12:46 AM] notshado: bai
[12:47 AM] saria: o lawd i'm going to leave 2 bois together
[12:47 AM] saria: practice safe sex ok
[12:47 AM] emcee_mikey: we'll probably both go afk
[12:47 AM] emcee_mikey: we do that
[12:47 AM] notshado: zip
[12:47 AM] notshado: practice safe lunch!
[12:47 AM] notshado: use a condiment
[12:47 AM] emcee_mikey: PLS
[12:47 AM] emcee_mikey: NO

[mikey]

Sifky is now an adjective used only to describe SuperFireKirby

[mikey]

[3/30/2015 11:57:59 PM] Emcee Mikey: do I know you
[3/30/2015 11:58:22 PM] Amanda: hey i found your name on the directory. I'm 24/female wanna chat and share pics?
[3/30/2015 11:58:35 PM] Emcee Mikey: not really no
[3/30/2015 11:58:58 PM] Amanda: My name is amanda i grew up in Miami.. i'm kinda a small girl with big attributes lol where are you from?
[3/30/2015 11:59:05 PM] Emcee Mikey: I'm from the US
[3/30/2015 11:59:28 PM] Amanda: cool, im just bored as fuk at home! I'm single and looking... do you have any pictures to share?
[3/30/2015 11:59:40 PM] Emcee Mikey: just my profile picture
[12:00:05 AM] Amanda: ok, like want to see pics of me?
[12:00:11 AM] Emcee Mikey: not really no
[12:00:35 AM] Amanda: I uploaded recent pics here... http://imgur.com/a/95Qo9#0
[12:00:44 AM] Emcee Mikey: cool
[12:01:12 AM] Amanda: talk to me like a slut baby... do you like girls that are naughty?
[12:01:28 AM] Emcee Mikey: nope
[12:01:48 AM] Amanda: ok i'll show you just 1 naughty pic... http://i.imgur.com/hakmoBM.jpg
[12:02:00 AM] Emcee Mikey: cool
[12:02:31 AM] Amanda: your really turning me on baby i want to cam with you (heart)
[12:03:14 AM] Emcee Mikey: I don't have a cam
[12:03:32 AM] Amanda: here! i just made you an invite to my cam, [link removed] go there and click the green button that says accept invite.
[12:03:50 AM] Emcee Mikey: sure I'll click a random link and press the button
[12:04:07 AM] Emcee Mikey: have you ever read "where the red fern grows"
[12:04:08 AM] Amanda: don't worry baby the site i'm on is FREE to join this site all you have to do is register they support mobile phones too
[12:04:25 AM] Emcee Mikey: [12:04 AM] Emcee Mikey:

<<< have you ever read "where the red fern grows"
[12:05:41 AM] Emcee Mikey: hey, it's a minute later, why aren't you saying anything else as per your script
[12:05:58 AM] Amanda: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged. ok i'm ready for u now
[12:06:04 AM] Emcee Mikey: there it is
[12:06:10 AM] Emcee Mikey: kind of late
[12:06:22 AM] Amanda: I'm so horny right now do whatever you have to to get in.. i'll spank my ass until its red for you!!
[12:06:40 AM] Emcee Mikey: I didn't know bots could be horny
[12:06:59 AM] Amanda: ok babe.. talk to you in there.. gonna put my phone to charge.. mwa! xoxo btw my username is UxoHottiexo
[12:07:09 AM] Emcee Mikey: riiiiiiiight
[12:07:29 AM] Amanda: k
[12:08:10 AM] Emcee Mikey: does the writer of your script like to read these
[12:08:19 AM] Emcee Mikey: or does he just mass distribute viruses


AMANDA COME BACK TO ME

[BlackDragonSlayer]

[3/30/2015 11:57:59 PM] Emcee Mikey: do I know you
[3/30/2015 11:58:22 PM] Amanda: hey i found your name on the directory. I'm 24/female wanna chat and share pics?
[3/30/2015 11:58:35 PM] Emcee Mikey: not really no
[3/30/2015 11:58:58 PM] Amanda: My name is amanda i grew up in Miami.. i'm kinda a small girl with big attributes lol where are you from?

nonconsensual chat

[Winter]

So this happened in a skype room

[5:46:47 PM] *** Nandan Gouri (Nandonut) has left ***
[5:48:47 PM] Miguel Bulteau: who the hell was that
[5:48:57 PM] Shadow_Mori: Nando
[5:49:01 PM] Winter: yep
[5:49:20 PM] Matthew Johnson (Elick): I didn't feckin know them
[5:49:35 PM] Winter: from NSM if I remember correctly
[5:49:35 PM] Beta Dachi: idk
[5:49:50 PM] Shadow_Mori: NSM?
[5:50:10 PM] Christopher Weil (Chrisw265): NSFW?
[5:50:16 PM] Beta Dachi: Nudist Sexual Monado
[5:50:21 PM] Christopher Weil (Chrisw265): I was right
[5:50:28 PM] Beta Dachi: Need Sperm Fucked Weed
[5:50:37 PM] Christopher Weil (Chrisw265): That's one way to do it.
[5:50:46 PM] Winter: ninsheetmusic damn
[5:50:48 PM] Beta Dachi: xD
[5:51:44 PM] Miguel Bulteau: No Seriously Man
[5:52:03 PM] Shadow_Mori: Notable Service Management.
[5:52:34 PM] Beta Dachi: No Shit Moron
[5:52:40 PM] Christopher Weil (Chrisw265): New Slinky Mania
[5:53:04 PM] Shadow_Mori: Normal Summer Macaroni.
[5:53:11 PM] Winter: not so much -.-
[5:53:37 PM] Shadow_Mori: Nocturnal Spectral Monsters.
[5:53:46 PM] Christopher Weil (Chrisw265): Never Save Mormons.
[5:53:58 PM] Shadow_Mori: oh shit!
[5:54:01 PM] Beta Dachi: XDDD
[5:54:02 PM] Miguel Bulteau: [5:53 PM] Winter:

<<< not so much -.-
[5:54:37 PM] Winter: hehe
[5:54:43 PM] Beta Dachi: DAMN CHRIS XD
[5:57:00 PM] Beta Dachi: Never Shave Mori
[5:58:02 PM] Winter: there has been
[5:58:06 PM] Winter: nothing so maddening
[5:58:07 PM] Winter: as this
[5:58:22 PM] Winter: Nothing So Maddening
[5:58:31 PM] Beta Dachi: thats not bad
[5:58:36 PM] Shadow_Mori: good one
[5:59:02 PM] Christopher Weil (Chrisw265): National Slave Monument
[5:59:09 PM] Winter: Never settle, man
[5:59:22 PM] Beta Dachi: chris
[5:59:23 PM] Beta Dachi: wow
[5:59:28 PM] Christopher Weil (Chrisw265): Nine Survivors Mutilated.
[5:59:29 PM] Winter: in fact
[5:59:32 PM] Winter: go for a
[5:59:38 PM] Winter: Naked Sex Montage
[5:59:49 PM] Beta Dachi: elick would love that
[5:59:51 PM] Shadow_Mori: Ninja Sex Mo- damnit
[6:00:14 PM] Beta Dachi: LOL
[6:00:15 PM] Winter: Nandonut So Missed...
[6:00:27 PM] Christopher Weil (Chrisw265): :C
[6:00:32 PM] Jade Gamer: Necrophilia Super Movie
[6:00:44 PM] Beta Dachi: Ninjas Sexualy Moan
[6:01:05 PM] Christopher Weil (Chrisw265): Nick Sells Men
[6:01:17 PM] Winter: Nintendo Secretly Murders
[6:01:19 PM] Beta Dachi: Nate Sucks Men
[6:01:34 PM] Shadow_Mori: Nobody Show Moods
[6:01:39 PM] Shadow_Mori: Theres pod people
[6:01:42 PM] Beta Dachi: xD
[6:01:45 PM] Jade Gamer: Nospheratu Siphons Mana
[6:01:50 PM] Winter: I'm posting this chat log on NSM
[6:01:54 PM] Winter: btw
[6:01:55 PM] Beta Dachi: XD

[AwesomeYears]

Well...

[Maelstrom]

So this happened in a skype room
[5:49:50 PM] Shadow_Mori: NSM?
[5:50:16 PM] Beta Dachi: Nudist Sexual Monado

dying