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Started by KefkaticFanatic, February 22, 2008, 07:58:09 AM

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Ruto

#1155
Yeah.

[11:44:27 PM] kefka: oh I had some tasty food
[11:44:39 PM] manio: I had some tasty jennifer lawrence
[11:44:40 PM] kefka: it was some sausage and then a pork loin roast thing
[11:44:53 PM] manio: she took some sausage and then a pork loin roast thing
[11:44:54 PM] kefka: on top of sauerkraut and red cabbage
[11:44:59 PM] kefka: ruto had a schnitzel
[11:45:07 PM] manio: I love schnitzel
[11:45:12 PM] kefka: it's tasty
[11:45:20 PM] manio: I love taking weiner schnitzel in my mouth
[11:45:24 PM] kefka: ..
[11:45:24 PM] Ruto: yeah
[11:45:31 PM] Ruto: wait a sec
[11:45:33 PM] Ruto: >_>
[11:45:35 PM] kefka: I'll put that in my forum signature
[11:45:39 PM] kefka: [11:45 PM] manio:
<<< I love taking weiner schnitzel in my mouth
[11:45:55 PM] Ruto: XD
[11:46:03 PM] manio: wiener*
[11:46:20 PM] kefka: [11:46 PM] manio:
<<< wiener
[11:46:22 PM] Ruto: I'll correct it for you but then everyone would read it wrong anyway
[11:46:32 PM] kefka: [11:45 PM] manio:
<<<  in my mouth
[11:46:34 PM] kefka: never forget
[11:47:02 PM] manio: where do you put your wiener schnitzel?
[11:47:15 PM] kefka: ...
[11:47:30 PM] Ruto: on a plate?
[11:47:48 PM] manio: and then?
[11:48:13 PM] Ruto: then I cut it and poke it with a fork
[11:48:15 PM] kefka: she takes a knife and cuts it to pieces
[11:48:22 PM] manio: and then?
[11:48:29 PM] kefka: burns it
[11:48:44 PM] kefka: it was undercooked this time
[11:48:47 PM] manio: thats not very chronologically correct
[11:48:51 PM] Ruto: "tell the waiter it's undercooked"
[11:49:04 PM] Ruto: then I get another one
[11:49:41 PM] manio: and where do you put that perfect cooked cut and put on a table wiener schnitzel then
[11:50:21 PM] Ruto: I'm trying to think of a way to eat it without putting it in my mouth
[11:50:32 PM] Ruto: kefka help
[11:51:01 PM] manio: I dont see the problem here with putting wiener schnitzel in mouths
[11:51:54 PM] Ruto: okay fine I'll do it

Okay, so I ordered a wiener schnitzel at a restaurant on Saturday...I don't get it.

[12:51:43 AM] manio: I will have going to been had had did that
[12:52:02 AM] Winter: that sentence was so bad
[12:52:15 AM] manio: It was bad on purposely
[12:52:35 AM] *** Winter has changed the conversation topic to "I will have going to been had had did that - manio" ***
[12:52:52 AM] Winter: aw
[12:53:18 AM] Winter: ...But, my, you sure have managed to make quite a number of people flappy. The flasks you have are hilled with flappiness. This is truly a good flappiness.
[12:53:23 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: Me thought English was point of strongness in manio!
[12:54:12 AM] Winter: What? Is it not a simple flask? Why, to someone like you, it should by no means be a difficult flask.
[12:54:15 AM] manio: Well there have you wrong think
[12:54:56 AM] Yugikun: wait why are we speaking in engrish
[12:55:17 AM | Edited 12:55:20 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: Engrish? I not know what is being talked about! :(
[12:55:21 AM] manio: what else schould we are speaks?
[12:55:30 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: Schould. :P
[12:55:41 AM] manio: chould*
[12:55:48 AM] Winter: i even dont
[12:55:56 AM] manio: I*
[12:56:02 AM] Winter: '*
[12:56:16 AM] manio: don't you * yourself
[12:56:27 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: CORRECT ME NOT, BULLOCKS! |-(
[12:56:28 AM] Winter: **** you?
[12:56:43 AM] manio: no don't *** YOURSELF
[12:56:51 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: I will mend your scrotum with words! :D
[12:57:04 AM] manio: My taint as well?
[12:57:04 AM] Winter: What?! You don't have my ****?! How dare you!
[12:57:28 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: I'll taint whatever you give me. :P
[12:57:28 AM] Winter: You'd better bring me my ****...or else!
[12:57:34 AM] Winter: oh dear
[12:58:04 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: Guys, I've lost my ****! Have you seen it ****ing around anywhere? :O
[12:58:45 AM] Winter: In exchange... All I ask is that you also get back my precious **** that the imp stole from me. Except... The one thing is... I'm a very busy fellow... And I must leave this place in three days. How grateful I would be if you could **** me before my time here is up...
[12:59:10 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: Help is on its way!
[12:59:41 AM] Winter: You've met with a terrible date, haven't you?
[12:59:51 AM] manio: I'll feed you aschlong as you want
[1:00:26 AM] Winter: Whenever there's a meeting a ****ing is sure to follow. However, the ****ing need not last forever...
[1:00:46 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: [Monday, April 21, 2014 11:59 PM] Winter:

<<< You've met with a terrible date, haven't you?A very dirty, stinky one indeed!
[1:01:13 AM] manio: I once dropped a dirty stinky one
[1:01:26 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: Was it pretty?
[1:01:31 AM] Winter: .
[1:01:33 AM] manio: very
[1:01:37 AM] manio: I call it
[1:01:40 AM | Edited 1:07:02 AM] manio: just why does the message underneath this not fit contextually
[1:03:06 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: All of those who feed on loins.
manio: (bandit)
[1:09:21 AM] Joel Hands-Otte: "Look, there's a tasty-looking one right now!"

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Zunawe

I'm glad I left that when I did...
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

Ruto

I was just really confused. It was also a sign that manio hasn't slept for a while and he should go to bed.

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Olimar12345

[8:18 PM] olimar12345: BUBBLES I neep your help! What song plays in the background of season2 ep17
[8:18 PM] olimar12345: starting at 9'35"
[8:18 PM] bubbles: hold on
[8:18 PM] olimar12345: I cant find it in any ost
[8:19 PM] bubbles: oh god its this episode
[8:20 PM] bubbles: its definitely a remix
[8:20 PM] bubbles: hmm
[8:21 PM] bubbles: it might be an excerpt from song of the cherry blossoms
[8:21 PM] bubbles: but didnt you listen to the whole thing?
[8:23 PM] olimar12345: I don't htink it's from that
[8:23 PM] bubbles: ill keep looking
[8:23 PM] bubbles: did you check the movie ost?
[8:24 PM] olimar12345: not yat. Its mostly from the song "Illusions"
[8:25 PM] bubbles: it sounds like a remix of "Town, Flow of Time, People"
[8:27 PM] echo: oh
[8:27 PM] echo: is it ten thousand miracles
[8:27 PM] echo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_pOn09sZfs
[8:27 PM] olimar12345: YES
[8:27 PM] bubbles: DO WE NOT HAVE THAT SONG
[8:28 PM] olimar12345: WE DONT HAVE THAT ALBUM
[8:28 PM] bubbles: IS OUR COLLECTION IMCOMPLETE
[8:28 PM] olimar12345: MUST OBTAIN

lol!
Visit my site: VGM Sheet Music by Olimar12345 ~ Quality VGM sheet music available for free!

Ruto

[4:59:34 PM] Jamaha: That was a fun birthday
[5:02:16 PM] FSM: I bet
[5:03:58 PM] Kefka: arent you supposed to be drunk
[5:04:25 PM] Jamaha: Yeah, right
[5:05:39 PM] Ruto: did you just invite people over for d&d
[5:08:53 PM] Jamaha: ...actually Star Wars RPG, but pretty much
[5:09:28 PM] Ruto: if there's food, it's a party
[5:10:07 PM] Jamaha: Friends made me a Portal cake
[5:13:21 PM] Ruto: ohh that's nice
[5:13:43 PM] Ruto: if it was edible
[5:14:22 PM] Jamaha: Yeah, eating the last piece now
[5:14:49 PM] Ruto: my friend likes to do things like that...decorate cakes
[5:15:11 PM] Ruto: >__>
[5:15:26 PM] Ruto: like flesh colored cakes
[5:15:27 PM] Ruto: ..............
[5:15:32 PM] Kefka: hey
[5:15:33 PM] Jamaha: Sounds fun
[5:15:45 PM] Kefka: she didnt tell you what shape they're in yet
[5:15:52 PM] Ruto: I'll borrow some of her cake decorating ideas
[5:16:03 PM] Ruto: bring it to a guy's birthday party
[5:16:09 PM] Jamaha: It's a penis, isn't it?
[5:16:14 PM] Ruto: XDDDDDDDD
[5:16:36 PM] Kefka: oh dear
[5:17:41 PM] Ruto: how did you guess
[5:18:25 PM] Jamaha: I don't even want to know

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Yugi

[9:08:31 AM] Philip Harsh: you need to last out for the military to come in with a shit ton of bullet and bug spray
[9:08:52 AM] Mashi: who says theres no zombie military
[9:09:05 AM] Philip Harsh: The fact that zombies are inherently stupid
[9:09:20 AM] Mashi: north korea is inherently stupid

braix

Quote from: Yugi on May 09, 2014, 04:10:55 PM[9:09:20 AM] Mashi: north korea is inherently stupid
Dayum right
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PM
Braixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

Dude

Otso Syrjänen (FSM) wrote:
> How do I reset everything on a mac
> Like everything

Alex Malarky (Dude) wrote:
> Throw it away and buy a PC

Otso Syrjänen (FSM) wrote:
> thx dude

Alex Malarky (Dude) wrote:
> Np

Otso Syrjänen (FSM) wrote:
> nvm
> forgot I had google

Alex Malarky (Dude) wrote:
> :(

Otso Syrjänen (FSM) wrote:
> You'd think I'd figure out to google
> but no

Alex Malarky (Dude) wrote:
> I'm better than google though

Otso Syrjänen (FSM) wrote:
> ik
> You're Bing

Alex Malarky (Dude) wrote:
> :((((((

Yugi

[3:50:07 PM] jaydenacosta6: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[3:51:58 PM] Paul Smith: no
[3:52:23 PM] jaydenacosta6: Yay someone to talk to :) !! how are u?   
[3:52:35 PM] Paul Smith: i thought i declined you
[3:53:09 PM] jaydenacosta6: I'm great thanks for chattin with me I found your name in the skype members search :) whatcha up to?
[3:53:21 PM] Paul Smith: stop talking to me
[3:53:52 PM] jaydenacosta6: I would ask to exchange pics, but I think i'd rather see each other, u can see the real thing on my cam... u want to?
[3:54:09 PM] Paul Smith: no means no
[3:54:11 PM] Paul Smith: jesus christ
[3:54:46 PM] jaydenacosta6: u can just watch me if u want, or we can both get on ;) make sure sign up, then it should connect you to my cam
[3:55:10 PM] Paul Smith: jesus fucking christ i have to block you dont i
[3:55:12 PM] Paul Smith: well bye


how many times do I have to say no before either people realize i'm saying no or I give up and block them

braix

Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PM
Braixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

Ruto

[8:16:38 PM] Ruto: yeah but all my friends in [old school] are losers
[8:17:59 PM] Ruto: they're all like "I wanna teach high school"
[8:18:42 PM] Ruto: and there's this one who's like a snotty english major that keeps bragging about how good she is at science that posts nothing but stuff on selfies and engagement rings
[8:19:28 PM] Beeee Kefka: >.>
[8:19:42 PM] Kefka: well crap xD
[8:19:46 PM] Kefka: you have that one friend then
[8:19:51 PM] Ruto: [Friend's name]?
[8:19:56 PM] Kefka: that works at the lab
[8:20:01 PM] Kefka: I mean
[8:20:08 PM] Ruto: oh right she's from geneseo...I forgot since she's the only one who isn't a pain in the ass

I hate my old school, guys.

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

K-NiGhT

/r/gifsounds
[3:06:55 AM] Marty Balmer: so i just tried that spiderman dances to anything picture for a solid 15 minutes and it def works lol
[3:09:22 AM] Kefka: /r/gifsound
[3:14:13 AM] Marty Balmer: i just went there and clicked on the first thing i found
[3:14:19 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/FEHA4yn.gif&v=36rSFrIhFZI&s=10 did not disappoint
[3:14:30 AM] victor lin: GUYS
[3:14:40 AM] victor lin: GUESS WHO JUST GOT ZERO SUIT SAMUS IN THE GAME
[3:14:44 AM] victor lin: (btw i'm yugi)
[3:15:15 AM] Marty Balmer: after trying 4 times gg nerd
[3:15:22 AM] Kefka: slowpoke.jpg
[3:15:28 AM] victor lin: you're just jealous because I BEAT YOU
[3:18:33 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=giant.gfycat.com/FearlessSafeDiplodocus.gif&v=XfqHccJ-6Js&s=18
[3:18:35 AM] Marty Balmer: topical
[3:18:55 AM] Kefka: ha
[3:19:27 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/xiJk0LH.gif&v=djV11Xbc914&s=16
[3:19:28 AM] Kefka: well
[3:19:30 AM] Kefka: I'm gonna stop right there
[3:19:33 AM] Kefka: cant get any better tonight
[3:20:10 AM] Marty Balmer: my god these things are a fuckin ab workout xD
[3:21:30 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/LkqcCl0.gif&v=5qm8PH4xAss
[3:21:32 AM] Marty Balmer: crying
[3:22:57 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=giant.gfycat.com/VioletRectangularAdder.gif&v=cpGbzYlnz7c&s=24
[3:23:05 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/mrhippo/1642---.gif&v=8RraeIAUfuM&s=2
[3:23:24 AM] Kefka: bahaha
[3:23:40 AM] Marty Balmer: LOL wigglytuff too stronk
[3:24:00 AM] Marty Balmer: i could do this all night who needs sleep
[3:26:26 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.imgur.com/QRmvpGk.gif&v=MK6TXMsvgQg WHAT A MORON
[3:27:23 AM] Marty Balmer: god damn why are all the sonic ones so hilarious http://gifsound.com/?gif=i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/828/947/43d.gif&v=Z6NaZrPQGfY&s=2
[3:28:51 AM] Marty Balmer: ok last one i promise http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/1UN72AT.jpg&v=NFTvMSgRn_I&s=37
[3:30:49 AM] Kefka: my long time favorite remains
[3:30:50 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/F8pLu.gif&v=jdwpkM-6SFU
[3:33:49 AM] Marty Balmer: oh my god my sides
[3:37:05 AM] Marty Balmer: how badly do i want to post this after someone gets destroyed in an argument http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/En3H221.gif&v=kIoRUVMlTIw&s=33
[3:38:11 AM] Kefka: lul
[3:39:09 AM] Marty Balmer: whatever i'll do it anyway
[3:39:40 AM] Ruto: hahaha
[3:39:41 AM] Ruto: XD
[3:39:59 AM] Ruto: good thing I'm not in my room xD
[3:41:35 AM] Marty Balmer: oh perfect ruto is here here ya go
[3:41:36 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/Mk2R0.gif&v=K6_zsJ8KPP0&s=19
[3:42:08 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/nbgzOhI.gif&v=JdOstVSouao
[3:43:40 AM] Kefka: if you ever watched teen titans
[3:43:40 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b5xe1kRt1qk7tceo1_500.gif&v=pqv_LUStxDw&s=13
[3:44:02 AM] Marty Balmer: COLBERT CHILL
[3:44:03 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/WxUWlIc.jpg&v=TrEk96vX8_Q
[3:44:55 AM] Marty Balmer: dude you already know i loved teen titans that show was my life until they put that reboot on cartoon network
[3:44:57 AM] Marty Balmer: then i was like
[3:44:59 AM] Marty Balmer: nah
[3:45:03 AM] Ruto: lol pusheen is high
[3:45:13 AM] Kefka: i am going to pretend you never mentioned that because as far as I am aware such a thing doesnt exist
[3:45:21 AM] Marty Balmer: ok
[3:45:39 AM] Ruto: nick sure likes the butt related songs for gifs
[3:45:39 AM] Ruto: xD
[3:45:41 AM] Ruto: haha
[3:45:48 AM] Ruto: I clicked on like
[3:45:50 AM] Ruto: 2 of them
[3:45:58 AM] Ruto: and they were both like
[3:46:05 AM] Ruto: xDDDDDDDD
[3:46:29 AM] Kefka: hay
[3:46:38 AM] Ruto: also a while ago you shared that one with the jello mold
[3:46:46 AM] Ruto: or pudding
[3:46:46 AM] Kefka: here are you happy now
[3:46:46 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=giant.gfycat.com/ThatScentedBirdofparadise.gif&v=dYG2BfYmYp4
[3:46:48 AM] Ruto: it's pudding
[3:46:55 AM] Kefka: now flanders is in your head
[3:47:10 AM] Marty Balmer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qa7r5-fqK4#t=60 i just had to play the song cuz omg
[3:47:11 AM] Ruto: lololol
[3:53:58 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.imgur.com/joSxtNA.jpg&v=LnkMSmLc6mM
[3:54:00 AM] Kefka: spooky
[3:55:15 AM] Marty Balmer: eeecch
[3:56:00 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/06/sunlight-gif.gif&v=E_UUS7DqVUQ&s=119 lol
[3:56:01 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=users.content.ytmnd.com/a/4/9/a494f235e8ec7ebe973368d2d487e060.gif&v=izGwDsrQ1eQ&s=1
[3:57:31 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=https://33.media.tumblr.com/8fb519aba2b3047cc4fb38910124ee5f/tumblr_nch6m7QytC1qhaj56o1_500.gif&v=OBwS66EBUcY&s=57
[3:57:48 AM] Marty Balmer: remind me to get these in the chat log thread so we have them for posterity
[3:58:19 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/M12wu.gif&v=6JIbFLH7FFY&s=39
[3:58:57 AM] Marty Balmer: OMG I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW
[3:59:23 AM] Kefka: there are like 10 golden spidey ones
[3:59:25 AM] Kefka: gotta find them again
[3:59:41 AM] Kefka: oh man this one
[3:59:41 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/ccEeYFH.jpg&v=imamcajBEJs&s=89
[3:59:43 AM] Kefka: I was crying
[4:00:32 AM] Marty Balmer: OH MY GOD LOL
[4:01:42 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/BBsRy7p.gif&v=NJ2EoXKZNp8
[4:02:37 AM] Marty Balmer: how are you finding all these good ones i'm finding jack shit
[4:03:10 AM] Kefka: I know how to mine
[4:03:16 AM] Kefka: (cool)
[4:03:23 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8348012288/h7BDDC491/&v=uLpRVZkiuAc topical
[4:03:23 AM] Marty Balmer: ( (flag:gb)  http://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8348012288/h7BDDC491/&v=uLpRVZkiuAc tropical )
[4:03:30 AM] Marty Balmer: not tropical
[4:04:57 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/4HsnpZr.gif&v=VTHsOSGJHN0
[4:05:43 AM] Marty Balmer: DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN OMG
[4:06:11 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/j5bGVd8.gif&v=g7oUk9WizNc&s=35
[4:07:02 AM] Marty Balmer: accurate
[4:07:23 AM] Marty Balmer: my character always decided "enough of this civil war bs let's just kill literally everyone"
[4:11:46 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/QOKuee8.gif&v=8iOpUdsMeqM&s=11
[4:12:28 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=img-9gag-lol.9cache.com/photo/a6dKnmR_460sa_v1.gif&v=cxP7qC5VhF0&s=160
[4:13:38 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llpjsuXegl1qj41h3o1_400.gif&v=w4irCdKJC3I&s=04
[4:17:50 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/bEiEz9Y.gif&v=2Jmty_NiaXc
[4:18:03 AM] Marty Balmer: wild krabby appeared
[4:18:41 AM] Kefka: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/uMeNx1l.gif&v=Y-oLg_rn5N8&s=3
[4:18:43 AM] Kefka: and done
[4:18:44 AM] Kefka: sleep time
[4:19:20 AM] Marty Balmer: same lol. night! or morning, whichever.
[4:26:59 AM] Marty Balmer: http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/OFj6Cyp.gif&v=WUSjL6LTXoQ
[close]
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on April 28, 2015, 06:48:06 PM
what are you doing stop making nsm a better place by spreading happiness

SlowPokemon

[12:51:51 AM] Jordan K: blue
[12:51:56 AM] Jordan K: i've been wondering why i'm so hungry
[12:52:00 AM] Jordan K: i just realized i never ate dinner
[12:52:02 AM] Jordan K: brb making soup for real
[12:52:11 AM] Blueflower999: 1 AM SOUP I'M
[12:55:32 AM] Jordan K: MY ROOMMATE THINKS I'M CRAZY I'M PRETTY SURE
[12:55:55 AM] Jordan K: HE WALKED INTO THE KITCHEN BEFORE I PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE AND I WAS LIKE "YEAH I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO EAT DINNER SO I'M MAKING SOUP"
[12:56:03 AM] Blueflower999: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:56:13 AM] Jordan K: AND HE'S LIKE "UM YEAH YOU MIGHT WANT TO EAT SOMETHING THAT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT" AND LAUGHED AWKWARDLY
[12:56:21 AM] Jordan K: IDGAF I'M CRAZY WHY BOTHER HIDING IT
[12:56:43 AM] Blueflower999: "don't mind me just making soup"
[12:56:55 AM] Jordan K: "at 1 am"
[12:57:19 AM] Jordan K: if he made it out to be weird i would have been like "and what are you doing out of bed mister"
[12:57:25 AM] Jordan K: "highly irregular"
[12:57:27 AM] Jordan K: "i do say
[12:57:30 AM] Jordan K: "
[12:57:42 AM] Jordan K: I hear weird sounds from the  microwave oops brb
[12:57:49 AM] Blueflower999: wow what did you do
[12:58:09 AM] Jordan K: BKERFSHDIJf
[12:58:13 AM] Jordan K: BLUE I'M SO DONE WITH LIFE
[12:58:29 AM] Blueflower999: WHAT HAPPENED
[12:58:37 AM] Jordan K: MY SOUP EXPLODED IN THE MICROWAVE AND THE PAPER TOWEL COVERING IT FLEW OFF AND CARROTS ARE ON THE CEILING OF THE MICROWAVE AND NOODLES ARE LITTERED AROUD LIKE THE CORPSES OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN
[12:58:38 AM] Jordan K: SO DONE
[12:58:47 AM] Blueflower999: SLOW
[12:58:47 AM] Blueflower999: SLOW
[12:58:48 AM] Blueflower999: WHAT
[12:58:49 AM] Blueflower999: HOW DID YOU
[12:59:26 AM] Blueflower999: SLOW POKEMON I'M DYING WHAT IS THIS
[1:00:26 AM] Jordan K: I'M DYING APPARENTLY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U MAKE SOUP AT 1 AM
[1:00:37 AM] Blueflower999: THIS IS KARMA
[1:00:42 AM] Blueflower999: FOR YOUR EXCESSIVELY LATE EATING HABITS
[1:02:06 AM] Jordan K: IT'S NOT EVEN A HABIT I NEVER EAT THIS LATE
[1:02:18 AM] Jordan K: DAMN I WISH I HAD TAKEN A PICTURE OF THE MICROWAVE BEFORE I CLEANED IT THAT WOULD HAVE HAD YOU CRYING WITH LAUGHTER
[1:02:27 AM] Blueflower999: DUDE
[1:02:29 AM] Blueflower999: WHY DIDN'T YOU
[1:02:40 AM] Jordan K: DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT
[1:02:51 AM] Blueflower999: DID YOU ACTUALLY CLEAN IT
[1:03:15 AM] Jordan K: DUDE WHY WOULD I LEAVE MY MICROWAVE COVERED IN DEAD CARROTS
[1:03:18 AM] Jordan K: AND LIMP NOODLES
[1:03:27 AM] Jordan K: AND THE REMAINS OF A BROTH ONCE SO SALTY AND NOW SO TRAGIC
[1:03:30 AM] Blueflower999: DID YOU EAT IT
[1:03:34 AM] Blueflower999: EAT THE STUFF
[1:03:41 AM] Jordan K: I'M EATING WHAT SOUP IS LEFT
[1:03:46 AM] Jordan K: LUCKILY MOST OF IT IS STILL IN THE BOWL
[1:03:52 AM] Jordan K: HOW DID IT EXPLODE THOUGH WHY WAS IT BOILING
[1:04:03 AM] Jordan K: I PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE SET ON 3 MINUTES BECAUSE THE CAN SAID 2-4
[1:04:08 AM] Jordan K: AND AT 2:30 IT STARTED EXPLODING
[1:04:19 AM] Blueflower999: ????????
[1:04:23 AM] Blueflower999: your microwave is OP
[1:04:26 AM] Blueflower999: it wrecked the soup
[1:04:27 AM] Jordan K: MY SOUP IS UP
[1:04:47 AM] Jordan K: I TAKE THAT BACK THIS 1 AM SOUP IS DELICIOUS
[1:05:08 AM] Jordan K: I LITERALLY OPEN THE MICROWAVE AND IT'S LIKE I'M WALKING IN ON THE REMAINS OF A HORRIBLE MASSACRE
[1:05:31 AM] Jordan K: CARROT GUTS AND SEVERED NOODLES AND THE ODD BIT OF CHICKEN
[1:05:37 AM] Jordan K: AND THE BROTH IS LIKE BLOOD
[1:06:12 AM] Blueflower999: SLOW
[1:06:14 AM] Blueflower999: YOU KILLED THEM
[1:06:16 AM] Blueflower999: YOU KILLED THE CHILDREN
[1:06:42 AM] Jordan K: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Jub3r7

+Chuck_QuizmoOnce upon a time, there was a person named vera who forgot to inform Vera to to attack a madlibs.
1:58:08 PM+Chuck_Quizmo: Because of vera's imprudence, a(n) asphalt stood and that made Vera apathetic, so he frivolously branded a soy milk.
1:58:08 PM+Chuck_Quizmo: vera decided that enough was enough and decided to to slap Vera for his elevated actions.
1:58:08 PM+Chuck_Quizmo: In an act of defence, Vera cooked vera, seducing vera.
1:58:08 PM+Chuck_Quizmo: befuddled by his actions, Vera also cooked himself.
1:58:09 PM+Chuck_Quizmo: The End.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Sebastian

Quote from: Jub3r7 on December 10, 2014, 11:00:26 AM+Chuck_QuizmoOnce upon a time, there was a person named vera who forgot to inform Vera to to attack a madlibs.
1:58:08 PM+Chuck_Quizmo: Because of vera's imprudence, a(n) asphalt stood and that made Vera apathetic, so he frivolously branded a soy milk.
1:58:08 PM+Chuck_Quizmo: vera decided that enough was enough and decided to to slap Vera for his elevated actions.
1:58:08 PM+Chuck_Quizmo: In an act of defence, Vera cooked vera, seducing vera.
1:58:08 PM+Chuck_Quizmo: befuddled by his actions, Vera also cooked himself.
1:58:09 PM+Chuck_Quizmo: The End.
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Isn't Chuck Quizmo from Paper Mario?