<Harvest> They're coming! Quickly! Get behind those crates over there!
<Sara287> wtf? * HugoMeister hides behind the crates
* Harvest gets an ak-47 out
* Harvest starts firing shots randomly
* HugoMeister grabs Sara287
<Harvest> Over there, a pistol, grab and lay down suppressing fire!
<Sara287> is harvest having one of his "episodes"? * Harvest continues to fire
* HugoMeister runs to the pistol, grabs it
* Harvest is hit in the shoulder
<Harvest> Just fire at the incoming attackers! * HugoMeister shoots randomnly and hits Sara287
<HugoMeister> WHAT DID I DO!!!
<Sara287> ow, jerk. * Harvest runs up to a crate farther ahead
* Harvest is hit in the leg by a stay bullet
<HugoMeister> screw the pistol * Harvest crawls to the wall, bleeding everywhere
* HugoMeister throws the pistol and grabs a bazooka
<HugoMeister> DIE COMMIES!
<Zeta> Marmalade. * HugoMeister shoots
* HugoMeister missed.
<HugoMeister> HOW DO I MISS WITH A BAZOOKA?!?!?
<Zeta> more lubricant
<Harvest> You need to get to Denver! There, in a bank, you need to access account 1302-2323-5457-4294* HugoMeister grabs a notepad
<HugoMeister> uh huh...then what?
<Harvest> You will find a key
<Harvest> and a note.
<HugoMeister> key....mkay, anything else?
<Harvest> Your instructions are on the note!
<Harvest> Go!!! * HugoMeister grabs Sara and runs
<Sara287> ... * Harvest runs in front as a distraction
<HugoMeister> No! Dont be a hero!
<HugoMeister> ah fuck it * Harvest gets hit several times, including several in the chest and one in the head
* HugoMeister runs like hell
* HugoMeister hijacks a plane to denver
* Harvest falls to the ground, dead, a pool of dark blood surrounds him
<HugoMeister> DAMN IT THE BANK'S CLOSED!!!!!
<HugoMeister> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Zeta is blown away by force of Hugomeister's statement
<Sara287> so break in.
<HugoMeister> YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL! * HugoMeister cries at the lost of his savior
<HugoMeister> ah fuck it * HugoMeister breaks into the bank
* Harvest whispers as a ghost "You've lost them, just stay in a hotel"
<Sara287> geez. at least finish the mission. remove security camera, introduce voltage, go in.
<HugoMeister> the key!
<HugoMeister> and the note! * HugoMeister reads the note:
<Harvest> aveeenge meeeee
<HugoMeister> But what is the key to.... *** Harvest is now known as Heretic
<HugoMeister> oh duh, my hotel room
<Heretic> It looks like I'll be your escort from now on.
<HugoMeister> *the next morning*
<HugoMeister> ah! who are you in my bedroom?* HugoMeister pulls the sheets up to his chin
<Heretic> I am your new partner, sent by Harvest as a backup.
<HugoMeister> of course
<HugoMeister> what is our plan?
<Sara287> good morning
<HugoMeister> hi maid
<HugoMeister> CLEAN UP THIS MESS
<Heretic> Come with me, I have a van with lots of space in the back.
<Zeta> O_O. * HugoMeister gets into the van
<HugoMeister> ooh mini fridge * Heretic begins driving
<Heretic> OMG NO
<HugoMeister> no drinky in the van...
<HugoMeister> so..where are we going?
<Heretic> Three pick up trucks coming up fast!
<Heretic> They're loaded with armed enemies!
<Sara287> so, to hell?* HugoMeister grabs the random gun in his pants pocket
<HugoMeister> DIE!!! * HugoMeister shoots
<Heretic> Get on the damn turret!
<Heretic> Open the back and fire! * Heretic activates the tire spikes
<Sara287> ... * HugoMeister fires the turrent and blows up the trucks
<HugoMeister> phew.. * Heretic loses control as he swerves to miss a cat
<HugoMeister> FUCK THE CAT!!! GET ON THE ROAD!!!!!
<Sara287> geez, just hit the cat next time * Heretic crashes into a wall and is killed instantly by the impact
<HugoMeister> aw come on
<Sara287> hm, so what now?
* Heretic drops a key, and another note
* HugoMeister cries for the loss of his companion
<HugoMeister> another note * HugoMeister reads the note:
<Sara287> oh, for...
<HugoMeister> apparently the note says nothing
<Heretic> I need a cool name.
<Sara287> death, reaper, vengeance
<Heretic> Preferably something that starts with an H
<Heretic> and has 7 letters. * HugoMeister finds a nametag: Hi! My name is Homonid
<HugoMeister> o, its from wallmart, thats why T_T
<Heretic> no. * HugoMeister stands here waiting for a new partner
<Sara287> hmmmmmm... * HugoMeister engages in a game of "go fish" with the maid
<Sara287> got any threes?
<HugoMeister> nope * HugoMeister has 3 threes
<HugoMeister> aw, you won...
<Sara287> yay!* HugoMeister sings: BABA YETU!
<Sara287> thisis no time for swahili religion *** Heretic is now known as Dick
<Dick> I'm your new partner!
<HugoMeister> Omg, are you dick? This blank note foretold your arrival.
<Sara287> what a perfect name for him
<Dick> Yeah, thats me. * Dick loads his shotgun
<HugoMeister> come maid! * Dick blasts a shell into the maids face
<Sara287> um...yes, master?
<HugoMeister> You killed my maid!
<Dick> We can't have an stragglers!
<Dick> Now we move!
<HugoMeister> to where?
<Dick> Get in this yellow schoolbus I happen to have out back!
<HugoMeister> yes sir! * Dick begins to drive
* Dick activates the flight power
<Dick> hm *** Sara287 is now known as ghostofsara
<HugoMeister> ITS THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! * Dick lands in a jungle portion of africa
<ghostofsara> what, are you freaking going on safari? * Dick is eaten alive by flesh eating flies
<HugoMeister> aw shit...
<Dick> Uh oh, you've lost your three partners!
<Dick> Game over!
<HugoMeister> damn it!
<Dick> Score: 2450 * HugoMeister inserts another quarter *** ghostofsara is now known as Sara287
<Zeta> Where'd my moose go?
<HugoMeister> thats going in the logs.
<Dick> High score: JaMaHa: 5604
<Dick> He won with his cult leader role play.