What if Luigi, instead of being a palette swap of the Mario-man, was a coward afraid of his own shadow?
What it we sent this man-child to a haunted mansion full of puns?
Then we get one of the most game of all time. Here we play as Marion's green shadow, in his first starring role ever, and does he get to save a princess? Nope. He has to save Marty because, why not? So what do you do?
Suck and blow.
But mostly suck.
Ghosts, that is.
Suck and blow ghosts.
And when you're done with that they give you monies, because that's what you do after a good sucking and blowing. So what ghosts do you suck? Boos. Boos and people ghosts. Why? To turn them into paintings. Why? Because Art, you uncultured swine.
And what do you do after sucking all these ghosts? You fight Bowser, who's apparently dead? So this means Luggy's Monster Bash comes after the other Mary Games.
Well it turns out you fight King Boo. Yeah, there's a King Boo, he's King of the Boos. He's mad because...Mario? I don't know, his monologue had alot of sucking in it so I tuned out. He then sucks you into a Bowser Art for a boss fight. (Notice a pattern yet?)
You also fight some other ghosts, too, I guess. There's Big Baby, Big Blob, and Bigger Boo. Music is. There's also the little old Man(?) who gives you a vacuum to suck and blow with. What do you blow? Fire. Water. Ice. But mostly fire. And water. Fuck ice.
Go Suck Something.
Score: 12 Boos/50 Gadds
Or: 3000 Poltergusts
You go play now.