Super Mario World 2:
Trouble in Paradise
The sequel to SUper Mario World, the most perfectest-er game ever. They took everything great about it, did a few lines of coke, and said, "F*** that shit"* and shat out this piece of poo-poo.
*Translated poorly from the original Mandarin
They took out the power-ups, turned Mario into a baby, and stuck him on his retarded pet, Yoshy. You might think, "oh, this can't be too bad, it's just a prequel story" except that baby Maryo turns out to be a high-maintenence b****. You have to take this bubble boy all the way to baby bowser, which makes no sense cause Bowsré ain't no baby. That b**** kidnapped Luggy, who was probably being a little punk like always.
The best part of the game? Marty never shutps up. He's all "Wait, you built a time machine out of a DeLorean" and "What the hell's a gigawatt?" every time you toss him off your back. What? What do you mean he's a baby and can't talk? What the hell does he do then? Scream?!? Oh, no, that's much better!! F*** you, Miyamoto.
Ya flower picking bastard.
You go play now.