The Truth About Pokéfreaks

[Bespinben]

Disclaimer: I'm not the author of this. If any of you guys remember "Pokemon Crater" (RIP 1999-2007), an old friend of mine, BMS13 aka "Gone in a flash", wrote this on the forums. I recently rediscovered it looking through old web archives of the forums and remembered how hilarious it was, so I thought I'd share his work out of tribute and nostalgia.
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Tonight on Steve Irwens wild adventure, we look at the most feared predaters on earth. Pokefreaks!

There are two type of Pokemon lovers in this world, Pokefan and pokefreak. Not too long ago I pretended to be those anti-pokemon peoples. My and a friend made a site and ran it for one month. We put all this crap on it and waited for the bait.

Don't get me wrong, I like Pokemon but sometimes there are people who just love it too much...


Beware lots of cranky kids. Mature audience only. These are infact real writting from Pokefanatics.

First hate

Corge911 writes: You dumbf*** immature b*******. How dare you insult Pokemon. Pokemon is the greatest and will never die! So go to hell you immauter a**hole!

I re: "will never die" That's what they said about furbies and beanie babies. Oh ya, and I'm immature? By the way you spelt immature wrong, just letting you know.

From PikaPika: STFU Pokemon is cool. Why don't you get a life idiot.

I replyed: I do have a life infact. Do you?

From Old Git (Watch this) My replies will be in the []


i have nothing left to do but to act like the 12 year old i am [Just cause your twelve years old it doesn't give you a right to act imature.]
**** YOU
**** YOU
****
YOU
****
YOU
I hope you die and goto hell and rot away and make a bad smell,
because you suck, i have no reasons for that fact [Then why are you wasting your time?]
but alot of people are saying that[Cause they're idiots.],
and i'll say it too
you hate pokémon, whatever, don't give a ****ing crap
carry on your bloody *****in' have a nice time,
i'll come and get you with my axe while you're sleeping
BEWARE[Death threats...could we please try to aviod getting the cops involved?]!!!!
I bet you watch Pokémon, ohhh yes [ummm no]
you: MUMMY MUMMY CHANGE THE CHANNEL POKÉMON IS ON!!!!
you ****ing prick
goto hell
your girlfriends a preppy
no wait
what girlfriend, you don't even have friends [You would like to believe that wouldn't you?]
you low life,
peice of ****
the site sucks
the layout bites
GO AND DISS SUMMAT ELSE[What's "SUMMAT ELSE?"], LIKE BATMAN OF THE FUTURE, no but wait you
can't diss that because you like it.
awwwwwwwww poor you
Cya in hell
i'll come and get you with my axe[I would like to see you try.]!

From: Name deleted due to the cussing.

you deserve to be shot, stabbed, sued, burned, and banished to HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, you dumbasshole [I think that's going too far just because I don't like Pokemon.](<_<) (>_>) paraniod,retarded,insecure, *****

[I'm definitely none of those. This guy posted this same message twice.]

From: Albert Chao

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE POKEMON!!!!!!!! **** ALL OF YOU, Yo Mama, and this atrociously gayass site of yours. POKEMON ROCKS ALL MY LIFE LONG!!!!!!!!! POKEMON IS HERE TO STAY FOREVER!!!!! PERIOD!!! IN REAL FACT, Pokemon is going to Supremely rule the first one and only anime/manga UNIVERSE!!!AND IS ALSO GONNA BE NEW AND IMPROVED, ALIVE AND LIVING ON SUPER DUPER MORE THAN ENOUGH OF ALL OUR LIVES, ESPECIALLY YOU!!!! wHO EVER DARES TO OPPOSE poKEMON AND PLEASINGLY, NINTENDO, IS GOING TO DIE AND BE CONDEMNED FOR ALL OF GOOD!!!!!!!!!

[The sad thing is that this jerk probably actually believes this.]



From :Pikap0w3r

Ok.... you can be that person with the negitive outlook on life for all I care but think about this. What if this was an anti site for something you love? How would you feel? [I would welcome it. I am open minded about other's opinions. You on the other hand...] Pretty bad I'm sure[Wrong.]. Well I feel bad everytime I see you or another Pokemon hater post bad things about Pokemon. And then you call yourself mature!? Hahah... thats funny because I never recall cussing/putting down people mature at all.[I don't do so unless I'm provoked unlike you.]


From: me2


think it's realy retarded how you people are fighting about a stupid cartoon! How stupid is that!? It doesn't matter if you like it or not, you are just as retarded as the show if you spend your time writing about it! One day when you grow up and stop being dumb bratts you will realize that you were(are)a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do than sit on your butts and write rude comments to each other, so I addvise any of you buttheads,who don't want to be considered faggets the rest of your life, to stop this madness

From: Amanda's biggest Fan!

You are a ****er piece of ****.You suck.Amanda likes this so I like pokes too.You area mother ****ing *******,jackass![Sorry if I insulted your Nickolodeon idol.]

From: Larrikin


WOW YOU HAVE AN OPINION OF POKEMON YIPPIE [Yay!]. its not going to change much about pokemon. I mean a flame site has know purpose[Actually this site has a purpose. Just look around the site a lttle and you may find it] your just acting like one of those "morons" you were talking about. I mean i know u have a right to an opinion but why the hell make a website about nothing[It's about hating Pokemon if you didn't notice]

From:

I cannot beleive you don't like pokemon you DBZ jackass.

re: You never met someone with a different opinion than yours? You must not get out much!

re: **** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Annomynous

u r so rude and think of alll the people that read what u wrote[Translation: Your site is offending. Think about all the people who read it.][sorry you couldn't take a joke]? it not nice so u should keep your opinion to your self[translation: my opinion is not nice and I should keep it to myself][Why do that? No one should find my site offending. I'm not insulting anyone] and the young people that read what u wrote how do u thing they fill[Translation: How do you think the kiddies feel about your page][To tell you the truth they would probably want to kill me]would you like people bagging what u like [yes actually when I liked Pokemon I went to anti sites and found them pretty funny]? so think b 4 u write staff again about people that look up to pokemon[um...where on the page did I say anything about the fans?]
c-ya

From Gwen Porter

You are the stupidest git headed idiot I've known Online.[Sorry "Gwen", but I don't know you.]

From: Gwen Porter (agian)

Freak headed idiot too.[Freak headed? You don't say.]

From Gwen Porter (once again)

Loser![Ya know, you could have said that in one e-mail.]



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From :pez king

hey i love pokemon well i havent seen it since more than one year but i dont hate pokemon you ******* man get a ****in life dont you have nothing better to do you ass clown go **** you mom dad bother or sister even your whole ****in family you silly mother ****er[Ya know, there is something called a period that would come in handy here.] you all poke haters suck ASS dont you of course you do you all guys are just the same *****in *****in and bithchin[Just like you are.] and team flap sucks ass big time they even tried to ban me but they could not do it so theres no escape from me. thats all i have to say for taday see you tommorrow ass clowns p.s. your web site sucks balls[Hm...doesn't seem too smart now does he?]

From: Pez King[Came back the next day just like he said he would. Yipee...]


To AOL psycologist First of all i think you are an ass clown i dont really like talkin to ass clowns but since you putted some questions so ill awnser them you writted#1. don't argue over opinions.
#2. is it a written fact that we **** our families?
#3. why do you think we **** our families?
#4. is it a written fact that we're assholes?
#5. are we assholes just because we don't like pokemon? actually, that's also an opinion.
#6. why do you not use punctuation marks?
#7. do you know of an asylum anywhere near your cardboard box you call home? _____ Here are the awnsers 1 yes i argue over opinions you guys do too so shut the hell up[Atleast I don't. I don't go around sayin "evrybody who likes Pokeman suckez!!!" So why don't you "shut the hell up?"]. 2 couse i think so and maybe you guys do that too anyway couse you are just a bunch of faggots. 3 yeah so i just said that to offend you anyway maybe you are thats something you know. no maybe you just are anyway i just think you just are[Great arguement. You should sign up for debate class.]. 5[Skips #4.] yeah so its an oppinion maybe you are assholes.[Based on us not liking Pokemon.]6i dont use em couse this isint ****in school[If you weren't such an idiot using punctuation would be easy and you wouldn't complain.] 7 what the **** is asylum[Why don't you look it up? Or is that just another thing you only do at school?] and i dont live in a card board box maybe you do live in a card board. what a bunch of stupid questions[Stupid, yet you feel compelled to answer them.]


From: Mewtwo

bite me[This guy didn't post this message not once, not twice, not even three times, but FOUR TIMES. This Pokefreaks love repeating themselves.]


From: pez king

i bet the owner of this web site is a god **** jew isint he of course he is[Not only are Pokefreaks racist and homophobic, but anti semetic as well? My god man. No wonder they are so intollerant.]

From: Chaos Death Clan

if you don't shut down this website we'll shut it down for you[Oh no, it's the big scary "Chaos Death Clan". Why don't you try to shut down my site? I'm not gonna be doin it myself that's for sure.]

From: Tao

This is a Memeber of the Chaos Death Clan shut down your site or we'll shut it for you![The above message applys to you as well.]

Stop dissing ma pokemon already, I love it so go to hell, uh I mean the other place down under.... I don't mean australia.... You still don't know... IT'S MEXICO DUMB ######!!! GEEZ..... You don't think that place sucks[So not only do Pokefreaks hate homosexuals, Asians and Jews they also hate Mexicans. Now ya know why this guy's name is synonomis(sp?) with "Jackass".]!


This is a funny one. One of my personal favorite

From: the blind man

hello Mr. or Mrs. I am the Blind Man. Please remove this site, or else I will call the authorities with my blind person's phone[He referrs to himself in 3rd person. Who does he think he is "The Rock"?]. Throw away Macintoshes, they waste your mind in a matter asecons. my eyes bley up from macintoshes. I am making someone type this for me. I am pointing a gun at person. goodbye. ps pokemon rules and skrew yuo lady or sir.[Yet another Pokefreak I don't think takes themselves seriously.]


From: pez king (He really adores this site)

iam a member of the Chaos Death Clan ha ha guess what shut down the web site or we will shut it for you[Read my response above.]

From: pez king

hey to the owner of this web site my friend hacked to your computer and she has you ip number[I bet she can blow it up or somethin too, right?] and **** i started school today dammit plus iam new to the school well every one in my grade is new[Like anyone gives a flying ****.].

From: pez king

finaly it looks like the web site is goin down[Um, no. You Chaos Killers or whatever the Hell you are haven't convinced me yet. Posted this message twice.]

From: pez king (omg there are two of them!)

hey to the girl or guy that stole my name you are a gay ******* you suck but.................your mom dosent[I think he/she got your character down perfectly with all the homophobic slurs and everything.]

From: mystery secret

U SUCK!!!! I HATE U!!!!!! POKEMON RULE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH U R A DUMASS!!!!! U R A JERK!!!!!!! FTEAK ON A LEASH!!![How can you hate me when you're just judgin me by my site? Now your gonna be stuck in my archive of morons leavin your ip addys exposed for a whole world of hackers. C-ya.]

From: eh

yeh. your a poor **** mate.[Oh yeah, this makes lots of sense...*British accent* Bloody bastard had to post it twice too.]


From: Mystery Secret

u c***heads!!! pokemon is kewl!! u may hate it[I wouldn't say I hate it.] but little kids who think itz kewl will really be hurt[When I was little I also was hurt to learn that vanilla wasn't everybody's favorite flavored ice cream.]!!! u can ruin lives of lil children!! ::sarcastically:: geeeeezz ur nice[geeeeezz ur an idiot.].

From: eh [He's back.]

U SUCK!!!!
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From: Someone[Very revealing.]

Hey nice site, wheres all the animated gifs that show pokemon being killed, like with Vegeta killing Pikachu at the bottom of ur main page[Oh, sorry. I didn't know if you have an Anti Pokemon site you had to have stupid animated gifs. My bad.]?


From: Roland - The Pok'emon Master[Pretty crapy attempt at writing "Pokémon".]

**** U - Pok'emon Rulz!!!!!!!!!!!
Get the porono picks off misty now right this instant[Seems PokeFreaks can't even get along with each other. After all, it was a PokeFreak that posted that porn in the first place.]

This was the last hate mail before the site was officially shut down, are you ready? Are you? Are you? Alright. Here we go!

From: hi

hi[Hello.]

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And that is the world of Pokefreaks. After that month I emailed them all back and told them that this was all fake and that they were part of an experiment. The responces didn't go to well! Well, I may get in trouble for this but hey I'm showing you people the truth here! The truth of some Pokefreaks.

Thankyou,

Gone in a flash.

[K-NiGhT]

Dafuq did I just read xD

[FSM-Reapr]

My thoughts exactly. xD