Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. You become a famous artist, but the fame goes to your head and you end up cutting off your ear to make a painting.

I wish for a Friend Like Me.

[Dekkadeci]

Granted--you can't see their face.

I wish my smartphone apps wouldn't crash as often.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. They crash more often.

I wish Dekkadeci understood my reference in my last wish.

[mikey]

You ain't never
Had a
Frieeeeend
Liiiiiike
Meeeeeee

I wish he was still alive

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted, but you find out that it's really GLaDOS.

I wish that people will stop referencing references.

[LeviR.star]

I wish that people will stop referencing references.

Granted, but you lose your mind knowing that since your wish is granted, and it references referencing references, I created a paradox. You're welcome.

I wish for a Kirby game on the Switch coming out this year.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but it is the Paper Mario: Sticker Star x10 in crap-E quality of Kirby games. Have fun!

I wish to get my grade up in Forensics over the next week and a half while maintaining my current grades in my other classes.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. You get your grade up in the next week and a half and it immediately plummets after.

I wish that the person who grants my wish uses only one word, but still adds an ironic twist.

[Lkjhgfdsa_77]

Sikunapatsidwa.

I wish that I had more free time.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. You never do anything and you end up going insane.

I wish that Waluigi (the character, not WaluigiTime64) was more popular.

[LeviR.star]

I wish that Waluigi (the character, not WaluigiTime64) was more popular.

Granted, but he becomes so popular that he abandons his old friends, the updaters especially favor his arrangements every month, and they promote him to a position where his experience on the site is no longer the same, and he becomes a plain jerk. (Let's hope this never happens.)

I wish that people would give the two latest Paper Mario games some credit for at least having awesome music.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. I like their music, but no one else does.

I wish LeviR.star understood what I meant by NOT WaluigiTime64.

[AmpharosAndy]

Granted. He understood but just decided to ignore you anyway.

I wish for a mystery romance

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. Your date looks like my profile pic.

I wish to be ThatHiddenCharacter.

[AmpharosAndy]

Granted. Your date looks like my profile pic.

Would take it at this point XD

Granted but your character becomes so hidden that you don't even know who you are anymore. Your friends and family give up on you and you live out the remainder of your miserable life in a bin.