Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Maelstrom]

Granted. It has no strings.

I wish I had more time to arrange music and play video games.

[mikey]

Granted, but you never said anything about that piano hanging above your head on a thin string.

I wish I had a grand piano

I'd just like to point out quick that the piano may never actually fall; so long as I haven't eaten my sandwich, it can't fall, and after I've eaten the sandwich, there's no garen-tee that it may fall after that.

[Maelstrom]

I'd just like to point out quick that the piano may never actually fall; so long as I haven't eaten my sandwich, it can't fall, and after I've eaten the sandwich, there's no garen-tee that it may fall after that.

The sandwich is on the piano

[Dudeman]

I wish I had more time to arrange music and play video games.

Granted, but you've spent so much time arguing about sandwiches that your desire to arrange and game has completely disappeared.

I wish that I had superpowers.

[Maelstrom]

Granted. You now have the ability to fly straight down.

I wish for an A in calculus.

[blueflower999]

Granted. Calculus is now spelled with an A, as it always has.

I wish to be the ping pong master

[SlowPokemon]

Granted, but you can only play slow ping pong.

I wish for an octopus.

[Maelstrom]

Granted. It's a Blue-Ring Octopus.

I wish for infinite antivenom

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. Your body now produces it instead of blood. You die.

I wish I had a better Physics book!

[Maelstrom]

Granted. Mint condition, 1850 Chemistry book.

I wish for more wishes

[braix]

Wish granted, on the condition that you may not use them.

I wish I was built.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. You fall apart.

I wish I could do a full split.

[Maelstrom]

Granted. Your body splits in half.

I wish I could remember what I was going to wish for.

[FireArrow]

Granted. Your remembered that you were gonna wish to remember what you were going to wish for.

I wish people never ignored me.

[Dudeman]

Granted. You get so much attention now that you go insane from hysteria.

I wish for some of FireArrow's popcorn.