Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[FSM-Reapr]

I wish that Winter won't lock this thread.

[blueflower999]

Granted. Deku will.

I wish that Winter will update the site soon.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, none of your arrangements were good enough to be on the main site.

I wish for sunglasses. I forgot them.

[blueflower999]

I don't arrange. 

Granted, but they are made of sand and quickly crumble to dust when you touch them.

I wish for a soda.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, you got water with bubbles in it. Now the bubbles are gone.

"My wish would be to fly by myself!"

[K-NiGhT]

Granted. You fly for 5 minutes, then fall to your death.

I wish FSM wouldn't be the next SlowPokemon of NSM.

[blueflower999]

Granted. Now he posts 10 times more than Slow.

I wish that all my favorite games weren't so underrated.

[K-NiGhT]

Granted, now they're overrated.

I wish this topic was locked, too.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, it's open again.

I wish for another wish.

[Dudeman]

Granted. I steal your wish.

I wish the throne always belonged to me.

[blueflower999]

Granted. But we don't let you sit on it.

I wish that I could have an SUV.

[Zunawe]

Granted. Enjoy your new Standard Uptake Valve. Don't know why you wanted that.

I wish for enough money to buy the computer parts I need.

[K-NiGhT]

Granted, but the money is mysteriously lost in a fire.

the next person can wish.

[Zunawe]

What, you just felt like dashing my hopes of a new computer and leaving? ) (Kidding)

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I wish to be able to transcribe music perfectly by ear!