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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2012, 11:12:29 PM »

Granted. You go deaf.

I wish for nothing.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2012, 11:28:08 PM »

Granted. You go deaf.

I wish for nothing.

Granted! You are transported to the Distortion World with no way out!

I wish for the perfect bacon cheeseburger (that I can eat :P).
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2012, 12:54:25 AM »

Granted, however you are extremely allergic to cheese, so you swell up and die!!!

I wish Winter would unlock the original Ironic Wish Granting thread and delete this one.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2012, 01:23:25 AM »

Granted, however you are extremely allergic to cheese, so you swell up and die!!!

I wish Winter would unlock the original Ironic Wish Granting thread and delete this one.

Hey, wait a minute, I'm not... oh well, nevermind. :P

Granted; although, due to a mix up, both topics are deleted and wiped from the server.

I wish for more people in our modern-day world to gain common sense.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2012, 03:53:45 PM »

Granted, now there is no such thing as design. All things are just what they're supposed to be.

I wish for help.

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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2012, 06:39:55 PM »

Granted, now there is no such thing as design. All things are just what they're supposed to be.

I wish for help.

Granted! You are taken into a mental asylum, where you are given plenty of "help."

I wish for a nice vacation! :P
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2012, 02:05:56 AM »

Granted. The people in Iceland are very nice. However, there isn't much to do in Iceland.

I wish for a chocolate milkshake and a hamburger from a good diner.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2012, 02:38:55 AM »

Granted. The people in Iceland are very nice. However, there isn't much to do in Iceland.

I wish for a chocolate milkshake and a hamburger from a good diner.

Granted. You decide to come back to the diner at least once a month. This turns into once a week... into once a day...

I wish for a friendly Creeper (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creeper) in a Minecart!
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2012, 02:54:32 AM »

^ You made my wish better. I could survive on hamburgers and milkshakes indefinitely.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2012, 03:21:41 AM »

^ You made my wish better. I could survive on hamburgers and milkshakes indefinitely.

Heart problems, diabetes, heartburn, stomach problems, obesity... You don't know the nutritional values of the food at the diner, or what affects they could have on you. :P Especially if you go there every day.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2012, 07:33:27 AM »

I wish for a friendly Creeper (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creeper) in a Minecart!

Granted, you got a regular Creeper instead.

I wish for an ad.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2012, 07:44:01 PM »

Granted. It states how horrible FSM is and you don't get any more gigs.

I wish that this wish wasn't granted.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2012, 08:11:10 PM »

Granted. It states how horrible FSM is and you don't get any more gigs.

I wish that this wish wasn't granted.
Granted. You implode.

I wish that these wishes weren't ironic.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2012, 12:37:29 AM »

Granted, but then this thread becomes dull, and everybody here loses their entertainment and happiness and dies.

I wish everybody in my marching band was actually able to march. (Nothing against drumline, but they are failing hardcore.)
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2012, 02:07:03 AM »

Granted, but then this thread becomes dull, and everybody here loses their entertainment and happiness and dies.

I wish everybody in my marching band was actually able to march. (Nothing against drumline, but they are failing hardcore.)

The members of your marching band are drafted into the army during World War III! :o There, they learn to march, and to raze enemy towns to the ground.  :-X

EDIT: Forgot wish:
I wish for a genie of my own, so that I won't get any more "ironic wishes." :P
« Last Edit: August 01, 2012, 02:14:52 AM by BlackDragonSlayer »
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