Control the Throne

[mikey]

I still have the thrown

[BrainyLucario]

I take a baseball bat and smash Noc's throne. I then sit on a bench and relax

[mikey]

I don't have a throne, I have a thrown

[LeviR.star]

While you're busy retaking the thrown, I take the throne myself.

Wait, wha --?

It is discovered that your election was rigged. You are thrown in prison and I retake the thrown.

Gosh darn it!

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

I nuke the throne from orbit.

[Trainer Ave]

I sit on another one from a portable place on the other side of somewhere over the rainbow

[BrainyLucario]

I smash BWaF's throne with a baseball bat as well

[E. Gadd Industries]

I steal Brainy's bat and modify it to become a throne. Assuming it is a regular baseball bat, the throne is... on the smaller side. BUT I still manage to sit on it without breaking it. But by sit on it, I mean I use a hand person that sits as my representative

[BrainyLucario]

My baseball bat....

[mikey]

I still have the thrown I'm winning

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

I introduce Nihilism as the supreme philosophy of the universe, and subliminally put it into everyone's heads. Now, you may control the throne, but ultimately it means nothing.

Everyone loses.

[Dudeman]

Except me.

I control the throne, and nothing else matters.

[Trainer Ave]

Thats nice. Oh look its my fist And now youre on the floor.

Hi
Today dudeman is on the floor
If you want dudeman to stay on the floor leave a comment that says floor
If you don't want dudeman to stay on the floor leave a comment that says no floor
(I doubt anyone gets this reference.)

PS: Philosophy is bullshit. The throne is mine.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Well, it still is moot. The throne only means something to you, and thus is just as valuable as any other knick knack.. Your throne is meaningless.

[BrainyLucario]

*teleports onto a throne somewhere*