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Ironic Wish Granting

Started by Qew, March 27, 2011, 12:35:58 AM

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Bloop

Granted, but you have an annoying blue guy with you.

I wish I had a wish to wish with a wish I want a wish.

Jub3r7

Granted, but the wish you wished to wish with a wish you wanted to wish is just as pointless as the first one.


I wish that I was a professional table tennis player?
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Offkey

Wish granted, but table tennis falls out of grace completely and is no longer a sport of any relevance.

I wish I could walk through walls.
The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days...

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Jub3r7

Granted, but you soon realize that you do not have the ability to run through walls when you get a concussion and die.

I wish my nail would hurry up and fall off....
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Ruto

It falls off but you don't get another one.

I wish I can have a PhD...

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Shadoninja

you now have a PhD(Pretty Huge Dilemma)

I wish I wasn't so awkward.
"And so my saga of quoting myself in everyone's signature continues" - dudeman

Ruto

Granted, now I own all your hats.

I wish the people I know locally weren't all douchebags.

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Clanker37

Granted, you now know nobody locally

I wish for cookies for all! (HA! Try to make that ironic without not getting your cookies!)

Jub3r7

Granted, but then you are arrested for the deaths of millions of infants, because they all choked on COOKIES.

I wish I had an oreo milk shake.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Cobraroll

Granted, but the "Use before" date was four months ago.

I wish spring would come...
Emergence - a story exclusive to NSM

Yes, I'm still around from time to time. For quicker response, you can reach me by PM, or drop by Smogon to say hi. I go by "Codraroll" there, because of a bet.

Jub3r7

Wish granted, thanks. Spring is nice down here in the south!

I wish I could go swimming instead of doing homework during Spring Break... :P
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Ruto

Granted but you lose your swimming trunks in the pool.

I wish the postal service wasn't so slow...

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Clanker37

Granted but now ever letter sent spontaneously combusts

I wish that I had an epic haircut

ZeldaFan

Wish granted. Your haircut and style cost you $40 and right as you walk outside, someone accidentally lights your hair on fire and now it's ALL gone. (Plus now you smell bad because of your burnt hair.)

I wish I was better at math

Please follow me and my art on Instagram @inspi.red.art :D

Cobraroll

^Granted, but a little error occured. You know everything about meth now.

I wish somebody would remove all spambots and their makers from the Internet...
Emergence - a story exclusive to NSM

Yes, I'm still around from time to time. For quicker response, you can reach me by PM, or drop by Smogon to say hi. I go by "Codraroll" there, because of a bet.