The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[Dude]

Did you click most recent?

[SuperFireKirby]

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1412648212
Flame her. Please. I'm so tired of dealing with these people imbeciles.

I don't get it. Why?

[Dude]

She thought I was "Alex Malarkey" just like the other 497543903432 people that added me as a friend.

[SuperFireKirby]

lol, Dude writing a Christian book.

[Dude]

...why is that funny? Are you saying I couldn't be a famous christian book writer?

YOU'RE ON.

[ETFROXX]

[Winter]

Oh no. Alex Malarky's self help book for the religiously challenged.

[Brassman388]

Winter's avatar finally makes sense...

[universe-X]

Did you click most recent?

Now I see it.

And you know what's retarded. I look for "Alex Malarkey" and you don't show up... retards.

[Ruto]

Yep, they must think that the author would spell his own name wrong...I'm sure the real author wouldn't even think of hiding his page from search results!

Do you even look anything like him? Think about an offensive picture?

[Roz~]

Alex Malarkey is a 12 years old kid who's paraplegic. Wonder how can they mistake Dude for that kid.

[ETFROXX]

They also believe in God

* ETFROXX shrugs

[universe-X]

Saw an orange lizard in my bathroom today.... freaked me out, man :/

[Jub3r7]

I PULLED A SPIDER OUT OF MY SHIRT TODAY... FREAKED ME OUT, MAN.

[SuperFireKirby]

I SAW I YOUNG CHILD BE DEVOURED BY A PORCUPINE TODAY....FREAKED ME OUT, MAN.