The person below me is...

[Ruto]

No. But going to Japan is one of the things I'd like to do!

The person below me has eaten pho.

[SuperRiolu]

Yep. There are so many Vietnamese food places in Bordeaux that sell them (and some restaurants, too)

The person below me has shopped at this place called IKEA

[Ruto]

This coffee table I'm using is from IKEA...so yeah. 

The person below me broke something they bought from IKEA.

[SuperRiolu]

yes. some picture frames. Never try playing frisbee inside a house.

The person below me likes to wear hats

[ETFROXX]

Very much so, yes.

The person below me hates hats with every fiber of their being.

[SlowPokemon]

I'm indifferent.

The person below me hates showoffs but is a showoff him/herself.

[SuperRiolu]

Yes and I am not a showoff.

The person below me likes Pokémon

[ETFROXX]

More like, loves Pokemon.

The person below me is eating.

[SlowPokemon]

No.

The person below me wishes for something to happen in his/her life.

[SuperRiolu]

It is happening! I am in Japan!

The person below me is envious

[ETFROXX]

Majorly.

The person below me is in Germany.

[SlowPokemon]

No'm.

The person below me says sir and ma'am.

[ETFROXX]

I say 'yessir' and 'nosir' and such. :3

The person below me likes my way of doing this.

[dahans]

I DO love it !
The person below me knows how to pronounce "ü".

[SuperRiolu]

yes! as un oober.

The person below me can pronounce Å¡