The person below me is...

[dahans]

Far too many servers... But yes^^.
The person below me loves shopping!

[Concerto No.20 in D minor]

Only if we're shopping for toys.  Otherwise, NO.
The person below me just finished an update to the website!

[MaestroUGC]

No.

The person below me is in shock that there was an update.

[universe-X]

How badly it went? Yeah...

The person below me likes MP3s instead of MIDI's

[dahans]

This question needn't be answered. (I like mp3 files more^^)
The person below me always writes my name wrongly!

[Tranzlater]

I don't.... THINK... so...

The person below me is enjoying an easter egg now, or could be right now.

[dahans]

Not now. BUT I LOVE THEM.
The person below me hates hard-boiled eggs.

[universe-X]

Blegh.

The person below me is Christian.

[dahans]

Yes I am.
The person below me isn't Christian.

[universe-X]

Nope, I'm not Christian. I'm Hindu

The person below me has 20 pages of messages in their inbox.

[MaestroUGC]

Sure.

The person below me fears change.

[universe-X]

Yes, because one change creates a domino effect. And who knows where one change will lead to?

The person below me has tasted sardines on pizza.

[dahans]

Yes of course. It takes me 5 hours to Italy, I have been 9 times to this marvellous country.
The person below me thinks that English is a difficult language.

[Tranzlater]

It's not difficult to speak it, but it's difficult to write.

Wizzard, Lizard. THEY ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME WHY DOESN'T LIZARD GET A Z OR WIZZARD LOSE ONE? WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THIS THEY SHOULD BE KILLED. TWICE.

[SirIngusBingus]

Wizard only has one z, Tranz...

The person below me has been out of the country.