What are you playing right now?

[DrP]

... and Ripto's Rage is complete.

Im gonna start a new save on WW... i havent played it in a LOOOONG time!

[SuperRiolu]

... and Ripto's Rage is complete.

Im gonna start a new save on WW... i havent played it in a LOOOONG time!

Wow! Spyro, what a great game! I haven't played it in a long time!

[Ruto]

Harvest Moon Cute:

Ditzy girl: Oh noes! My makeup is so not working!
Farmer girl walks in
Ditzy girl: (thinking) I can't let her see me like this!
Farmer girl:
Ditzy girl: (screaming) Go get all the village girls! It's an emergency!
Village girls: OMG! It's an emergency?! (Follows)
Village girls: Wait WAT.
Ditzy girl: I forgot.
Loner: Your makeup looks bad.
Ditzy girl: Er...now that you're all here, how about sharing your beauty tips?
Everyone else: ...
Other farm girl: I eat vegetables.
Archaeologist: I exercise.
Rich girl: I buy a face cream for 100,000G
Loner: Mud mask. (I put mud on my face)
Farmer girl:

• Can't hide the years
• Massage your face

(Selects "can't hide the years" because we all know it's true)
Ditzy girl: Grr...
(Village girls bolt out of the room)

Should this be a video game??

Edit: Found a mistake XD

[SuperRiolu]

I don't know, but it is pretty funny!

[Ruto]

The game has so many text/script error, though!

Other goofs:

Ann calls the female innkeeper "Louis". The innkeeper's name is Ruby.
The weather forecast sprite has terrible English in the winter.
After Ruby serves her dish in the cooking contest (for oven dishes), the game freezes.
Dr. Trent refers to the female nurse as "he" repeatedly.
The old lady Nina also has terrible grammar "The [FARMER NAME] place has no sock?" When she's done: "I sent it to the [FARMER NAME] place."
My cat and dog fell asleep in a field of sown seeds. They were trapped when the seeds sprouted the next and I had to wait until the harvest to free them.
Removal of the "Best Friend" system which allowed the female player to marry one of the "special girls" and have a child together.



There's a lot fewer glitches in HM: Cute than the boy version...some of the most stupid glitches there include:

Billion dollar glitch: All you have to do is send a team of fishermen to the ocean in the winter. The money appears in your wallet the next day.
Horses can be milked.
The kitchen can be built on top of your cat and dog.
The game does not remember to give you some key items.
The game does not remember the number of animals you kill (this is necessary for you to marry the Witch Princess).
If you marry the mermaid and the pond is destroyed during a storm, she disappears and doesn't come back even if you rebuild the pond.

Lesson: Don't buy the games D:

[SuperFireKirby]

Wait, which HM game are you taking about?

[Ruto]

The first list of flaws are related to HM Cute (girl version), the second set is HM: DS (boy version)

[DrP]

anddddddd. POW. Morty down at 9:15... im on track for 18 hours!

[SlowPokemon]

Yay for you.

I have to train up my stupid Miltank by about ten levels... and it ain't easy to train.

[Roz~]

You'd need a lucky egg. Then again, it's probably faster to train your Miltank normally than to catch a buttload of Chansey to get one.

[DrP]

I have like 4 lucky eggs... but you cant get them cause you need to change to a WEP encryption key on your home network

[Shadoninja]

I fill the rest of my party with phanpys that know pickup and if they get a rare candy I use it on the pokemon i'm training.

[Ruto]

Yay for you.

I have to train up my stupid Miltank by about ten levels... and it ain't easy to train.

It takes 1,250,000 to get to level 100, so you can't really expect fast results -__- EV training that is probably a nightmare. I'd use rare candy when I get to the 90s though. Do you have 2 cartridges? Why don't you trade it to another one and train it there?

[Roz~]

Ev training does not imply leveling your Pokemon to lvl 100. I usually don't since anyway they are automatically brought to that level during Wi-fi battles. Otherwise it's a waste of time even when using rare candies.

[SlowPokemon]

Lucky Egg is a great idea, but you say it like I don't already have one.

Might trade it from SS today.

And you're all talking like I need to do some serious training...onky to Lv25! Sheesh!