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Touche. Apparently he owes millions in taxes, had a drug spat for a while, and filed for bankruptcy.
Inspiration to aspiring college students everywhere.

Aaron Carter is performing at my college tonight.

How is this guy even relevant anymore?

Happy b-day Oliman. Go get schwasty-faced-- it's Friday!

most men can't handle 100% unfiltered Maestro.

Use a condom.

Nice job. Those are really well-done.

Okay so argument after argument people go at it in this thread. How many of you have actually been a relationship that has lasted 6 months +. I am totally curious.

Your mother doesn't count.

If I don't do anything for a while (like recently), can someone give me a good kick in the pants?

I think the kick is actually justified now. Come baaaack to us Deku.

That's why you give your friends handicaps

Prolly won't play the next game

I don't see why this would be an April Fool's Joke. It's a legitimate concern.

Bird is gone? Since when?

A friend just introduced me to Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series. I haven't even seen the real show before and this is hilarious.

I mean, the violin is in the same key as the piano. Couldn't you play the melody line?

Otherwise all that's really going to happen is someone will rewrite the sheet music without the bass clef.

Yah who knows I could be wrong. I just pulled that out of my butt.

Go to the windmill as an adult and learn the Song of Storms from Guru-Guru.

Return the Master Sword to be a kid. Return to the windmill and play the Song of Storms.