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#1
Art / Hugo is an artist. (Pokemon HG/SS Avi's & Sigs)
September 25, 2009, 06:55:40 PM
Original topic here: http://vgvirtuoso.net/forum/index.php?topic=243.0

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So I've been messing with gimp lately, and I'm quite proud of what I can make! <3


Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver - Kanto Gym Leaders (series in progress)
All items in this series were created by using franchise sprites.

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Brock:

   

Misty:

   

Lt. Surge:

   

Erika:

   

Janine:

   

Sabrina:

   

Blaine:

   

Blue:

     

#2
Story Telling / Twilight as only Man can interpret it.
December 31, 2008, 02:48:00 AM
[05:11:23]   <Sauce>   Okay:
[05:11:29]   <Sauce>   So there's this girl named Bella
[05:11:43]   <Sauce>   she's like "Omg I luv phoenix, oh well I'll leave and go to this redneck hick town in Washington"
[05:12:47]   <Sauce>   She was like "ok i'm in washington, wut do I do"
[05:13:02]   <Sauce>   And her dad who divorced her mom is liek "live with me and cook >:("
[05:13:08]   <Sauce>   So she's like "lulz k"
[05:13:21]   <Sauce>   So she's like "omg I'm nervous about this new school, omg! D: "
[05:13:38]   <Sauce>   But then her dad's like "Don't worry, I bot u a truck :3 "
[05:13:42]   <Sauce>   So she takes her truck and goes to school
[05:13:46]   <Sauce>   Oh, and the truck is loud and stuff.
[05:13:50]   <Sauce>   And fat and red and old.
[05:13:52]   <Sauce>   Like santa.
[05:13:56]   <Sauce>   ANYWAYS
[05:14:01]   <Sauce>   She goes to school, and everybody is like...
[05:14:05]   <Sauce>   "*stare*"
[05:14:10]   <Sauce>   They all stare at her, you see.
[05:14:17]   <Sauce>   And so she's like "omg nervous D:"
[05:14:29]   <Sauce>   But these people are like "lol ur gud, sit with us at lunch :D "
[05:14:36]   <Sauce>   So she sits with these people
[05:14:44]   <Sauce>   And they're like "lulz be frindz wif us"
[05:14:47]   <Sauce>   So she's like "lulz k"
[05:14:59]   <Sauce>   And then there are these sexy dudes and chicks on the other side of the lunch foom
[05:15:08]   <Sauce>   And she's like "wtf, who are teh pale sexy peepz?"
[05:15:22]   <Sauce>   And this one chick's like "Ohay, they're the cullens. They're all hawtness, but emo and hate the world"
[05:15:26]   <Sauce>   So she's like "lulz k"
[05:15:33]   <Sauce>   But this one guy, Edward starts to stare at her.
[05:15:40]   <Sauce>   And she's like "omg hawtness, but scary"
[05:15:44]   <Sauce>   He has black eyess
[05:16:04]   <Sauce>   Anyways.
[05:16:18]   <Sauce>   So she's like "zomg"
[05:16:22]   <Sauce>   Anyways, she goes to biology
[05:16:28]   <Sauce>   And her lab partner is teh hawt guy with black eyes.
[05:16:52]   <Sauce>   She sits down next to edward
[05:17:05]   <Sauce>   And he's like "OMG I HATE YOU *STARE* I HATE YOU GET AWAY!"
[05:17:10]   <Sauce>   So he leans away from her.
[05:17:18]   <Sauce>   And doesn't breathe and clenches his fists.
[05:17:24]   <Sauce>   Shes like "omg this hawt guy hates me"
[05:17:30]   <Sauce>   Anyways, she goes home.
[05:17:36]   <Sauce>   And she sleeps and cooks dinner
[05:17:39]   <Sauce>   (not in that order)
[05:17:43]   <Sauce>   Then she wakes up.
[05:17:46]   <Sauce>   And goes to school again.
[05:17:53]   <Sauce>   And she's like "Omg where's teh hawtness guy"?
[05:17:58]   <Sauce>   And her friends are like "lol idk"
[05:18:04]   <Sauce>   So she is super mad and confused
[05:18:14]   <Sauce>   "omg did I make him leave omg so sad sorry confused :? omg"'t go on a hunting trip
[05:19:29]   <Sauce>   So, she meets this guy, mike
[05:19:39]   <Sauce>   And he's lik "Omg bella u teh hawtness, hav sex pl0x?"
[05:19:47]   <Sauce>   And bella's like 'n thx maybe l8r"
[05:19:59]   <Sauce>   And she meets this girl, Jessica
[05:20:04]   <Sauce>   She's like "hay2u"
[05:20:09]   <Sauce>   And bella's like "lol hi"
[05:20:13]   <Sauce>   ANYWAYS
[05:20:18]   <Sauce>   A week later, edward comes back
[05:20:40]   <Sauce>   And then edwards like "lol hi, I'm teh edward. I'm hawtness"
[05:20:55]   <Sauce>   And Bella's like (mentally) "ZOMGZOMGZOMG HE"S TALKING TO LITTLE OLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!one!"
[05:21:01]   <Sauce>   So she's totally horny
[05:21:09]   <Sauce>   And then they do this lab on mitosis
[05:21:16]   <Sauce>   And he's like "lulz prophase"
[05:21:20]   <Sauce>   And she's like 'lulz interphase"
[05:21:30]   <Sauce>   And everybody's like "lulz they are having intellectual sex"
[05:21:33]   <Sauce>   Anyways.
[05:21:41]   <Sauce>   She thinks he's cool and stuff, and he doens't hate her as much.
[05:21:50]   <Sauce>   They start talking and what not.
[05:22:05]   <Sauce>   And eventually he's liek "lol come sit wif me"
[05:22:18]   <Sauce>   And she's like "lulz k"
[05:22:18]   <Sauce>   And they talk.
[05:22:18]   <Sauce>   Blah
[05:22:18]   <Sauce>   And then she goes home and like masturbates or something.
[05:22:19]   <Sauce>   idk
[05:22:27]   <Sauce>   Anyways, soon it starts to snow and stuff
[05:22:32]   <Sauce>   And she's like "hoshit ice"
[05:22:39]   <Sauce>   But her dad's like "hoshit snow chains on teh truck"
[05:22:48]   <Sauce>   So she's like "hoshit tankz"
[05:22:59]   <Sauce>   So she goes to school and totally wtf parks in a parking spot.
[05:23:14]   <Sauce>   And then all of the sudden some guy in a cars comes right at her!
[05:23:17]   <Sauce>   hoshit!
[05:23:22]   <Sauce>   And then it's like slow mothion
[05:23:26]   <Sauce>   And the car spins around!
[05:23:28]   <Sauce>   *spin*
[05:23:39]   <Sauce>   And she sees Edward far away
[05:23:48]   <Sauce>   And she's liek omgomgomg car
[05:24:03]   <Sauce>   But then out of nowhere Edward's liek "ohay, *shove out of way of car*
[05:24:16]   <Sauce>   And then the car like ... comes back to try and get her again.
[05:24:26]   <Sauce>   But Edward's like "i dun think so *super strength*"
[05:24:32]   <Sauce>   And then he blocks the car with his shoulder
[05:24:38]   <Sauce>   And it's like *crunch*
[05:24:51]   <Sauce>   He's like 'hoshit u almost got pwnt, u k?"
[05:24:56]   <Sauce>   And she's like "lolno, ow"
[05:25:11]   <Sauce>   She's then like "wtf, how did you get here and save meh, u wer over dere *point over dere* "
[05:25:21]   <Sauce>   And he's liek "i dunno, shaddup"
[05:25:25]   <Sauce>   So she does.
[05:25:33]   <Sauce>   Then she goes to the hospiaa;l\
[05:25:48]   <Sauce>   And the surgeons are like "lol u be fine"
[05:26:08]   <Sauce>   And then the one head doctor, who is Edward's adoptive father (also pale 'n' sexy) is like "lol X-RAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[05:26:14]   <Sauce>   And she's wtf fine.
[05:26:17]   <Sauce>   So she goes home
[05:26:31]   <Sauce>   But the kid who hit her, tyler, is like "OMGOMGOGOMGOGMOGMO SO SORRY! D: D:D: I LUV U! "
[05:26:38]   <Sauce>   He's all bloody so she leaves though.
[05:26:52]   <Sauce>   Later she's like 'edward, how u do that, u gat super powrz"
[05:26:55]   <Sauce>   And he's like "lolno"
[05:27:08]   <Sauce>   She's like 'u got bit by a radioactive spider, huh?"
[05:27:17]   <Sauce>   And he's like "lolno" again.
[05:27:20]   <Sauce>   So she's like "k"
[05:27:35]   <Sauce>   Then her friends mike and jessica are like "come to teh beach wif us, it'll pwn"
[05:27:40]   <Sauce>   So she's like "k"
[05:27:48]   <Sauce>   She gets all pissy though since it's cold, but they don't care.
[05:28:00]   <Sauce>   At the beach, she's like "whoa this is on an indian reservation or somting"
[05:28:18]   <Sauce>   And so this dude, jacob black is like 'ohay, i r indian"
[05:28:26]   <Sauce>   She's like "zomg i got sum truck from yo daddy!"
[05:28:31]   <Sauce>   He's like 'neato'
[05:28:37]   <Sauce>   Then she gets all flirty with him
[05:28:42]   <Sauce>   Wait, not yet, scratch that.
[05:28:52]   <Sauce>   Mike's all "ohay, why didn't edward cullen come"
[05:29:03]   <Sauce>   And some indian guy is like "THOSE CULLENS DON'T COME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
[05:29:04]   <Sauce>   "
[05:29:09]   <Sauce>   So Bella gets hella bella suspicious.
[05:29:24]   <Sauce>   She decides she wants some info, so she gets all flirty with Jacob
[05:29:35]   <Sauce>   "Hey there *bat eyelashes* i hurd the cullens dun come here. y? "
[05:29:57]   <Sauce>   So Jacob's like "lol vampires. Our tribe is werewulvz and we dun like teh vampies"
[05:30:03]   <Sauce>   Bella's like "orly?"
[05:30:26]   <Sauce>   He's like "yarly. Old tribal legend says that they want teh blud. But they're nice vampies, so it's k. They still cant come on mah land though. lol superstitions"
[05:30:34]   <Sauce>   So bella's like "wtf haxx"
[05:30:41]   <Sauce>   ANYWAYS...
[05:30:50]   <Sauce>   She gets all interested in vampire crap
[05:30:57]   <Sauce>   She googles it, but gets crappy information
[05:31:01]   <Sauce>   She's like "lol this sux"
[05:31:08]   <Sauce>   Anyways...
[05:31:17]   <Sauce>   She and Edward talk more.
[05:31:21]   <Sauce>   She's like "hay u"
[05:31:27]   <Sauce>   And he's like "want sum sex?"
[05:31:32]   <Sauce>   And she's like "maybe l8r"
[05:31:42]   <Sauce>   So they get all lovey dovey
[05:32:00]   <Sauce>   Eventually, Jessica and her bitchy friends are liek "u wanna go shopping in this shady town"?
[05:32:04]   <Sauce>   And she's like "lulz sure"
[05:32:20]   <Sauce>   But she's totally a nub, and looks for a bookstore while her girlfrinds by sexy clothes.
[05:32:25]   <Sauce>   But she can't find one.
[05:32:34]   <Sauce>   She goes to come dark alley and she's like...
[05:32:38]   <Sauce>   "Bookstore, where u b?"
[05:32:49]   <Sauce>   And these mean people are like "ohay little girl"
[05:32:55]   <Sauce>   And she's like "omg rapists!"
[05:33:05]   <Sauce>   So then edward comes out of nowhere and is liek "nup"
[05:33:08]   <Sauce>   And saves her.
[05:33:22]   <Sauce>   She's like omg edward u saved me twice, i want your vampenis"
[05:33:29]   <Sauce>   And he's like "What do you mean "vampenis"
[05:33:36]   <Sauce>   So she explains what she knows about him.
[05:33:43]   <Sauce>   And he's like "damn I've been found out"
[05:33:51]   <Sauce>   So he explains to her that he can run fast, be strong, and read minds.
[05:33:59]   <Sauce>   And that he eats animal blood instead of peepl blood.
[05:34:15]   <Sauce>   She's like 'orly, ur eyes are dark and ur pissy, is that cuz u hungry for blud"
[05:34:18]   <Sauce>   And he's like "zomg yeah"
[05:34:25]   <Sauce>   So they talk.
[05:34:30]   <Sauce>   Turns out that Edward is 100 years old
[05:34:44]   <Sauce>   He was born in 1901 but was dying from the spanish influenza in Chicago
[05:35:07]   <Sauce>   And then, his adoptive father, the head guy at the current hospital was like "lulz, u gat no family, u gonna die"
[05:35:14]   <Sauce>   He was like " D: "
[05:35:39]   <Sauce>   So the doctor guy (Carlisle Cullen) was like "hay2u. wanna be vampire?"
[05:35:48]   <Sauce>   So Edward Cullen was like "FUCK YEAH!"
[05:35:55]   <Sauce>   So bam, vampire
[05:36:00]   <Sauce>   Anyways...
[05:36:06]   <Sauce>   Edward brings Bella home.
[05:36:12]   <Sauce>   And she's like "omgomgomg vampenis"
[05:36:20]   <Sauce>   She probably masturbates
[05:36:29]   <Sauce>   Back at school, edward and her get nice and flirty
[05:36:35]   <Sauce>   "Hay bella"
[05:36:38]   <Sauce>   "hey ed"
[05:36:43]   <Sauce>   " *make-out* "
[05:36:51]   <Sauce>   Eventually, edward decides to take her on a date.
[05:36:59]   <Sauce>   He's like "lets go to this meadow. it'll be sunny"
[05:37:07]   <Sauce>   And she's like "lol I'm clumsy, oh well lez go"
[05:37:13]   <Sauce>   So they go, and it's far away.
[05:37:18]   <Sauce>   And he gets naked and sparkles
[05:37:22]   <Sauce>   Then they get flirty again'
[05:37:35]   <Sauce>   He tries to be all deep and says like "I left because I wanted to protect you :| "
[05:37:38]   <Sauce>   But they just make out more.
[05:37:48]   <Sauce>   Then she gets on his back, and he runs at super speed back to her house.
[05:37:50]   <Sauce>   The end.
[05:37:55]   <Sauce>   (that's where I am at least)

- - - - TO BE CONTINUED - - - -

[00:16:10]   <Sauce>   Alright, so they go back to what’s her face’s house…… Oh yeah, Bella. And then edward’s like “lol I wach u win u sleep :3”
[00:16:12]   <Sauce>   So bella’s all “OMG NO! BITCH!”
[00:16:14]   <Sauce>   And edward’s like “no, it’s gud. ur like ‘omg sex me Edward!’
[00:16:16]   <Sauce>   Bella’s like ‘omg embarrassing”
[00:16:17]   <Sauce>   And he’s like “o well”
[00:16:19]   <Sauce>   Anyways… when Edward finally leaves, her dad comes home and iz like “make me dinnur bitch”
[00:16:20]   <Sauce>   And she’s like “lulz aight”
[00:16:22]   <Sauce>   He’s like “u had sex with any boys at skewl?”
[00:16:24]   <Sauce>   And she’s all “eew cooties”
[00:16:25]   <Sauce>   He’s like “how bout dat mike kid”
[00:16:27]   <Sauce>   She’s like “he’s sexing with Jessica nao, nthx”
[00:16:28]   <Sauce>   He’s all “o”
[00:16:30]   <Sauce>   She’s then like “lemme sleep, k?”
[00:16:31]   <Sauce>   He’s like “k”
[00:16:33]   <Sauce>   But in her room, edward’s like “hay u”
[00:16:35]   <Sauce>   â€œomg wut r u doin in mah rum! D: scary! “
[00:16:36]   <Sauce>   So he’s all “I dunno, lol”
[00:16:38]   <Sauce>   And then they have more dumb ushy-gushy flirty talk
[00:16:39]   <Sauce>   Edward’s all “u b drivin meh crazy”
[00:16:41]   <Sauce>   So Bella’s liek “omg yey”
[00:16:43]   <Sauce>   Then he’s all “I cant tayk ur smell, it r 2 gud, lemme bit jew”
[00:16:44]   <Sauce>   And bell’s like “nthx”
[00:16:46]   <Sauce>   Edward’s all “okay I’ll try not 2 bit jew, but It b hard  cuz u r gud smelly “
[00:16:47]   <Sauce>   So they talk more.
[00:16:49]   <Sauce>   Blah.
[00:16:51]   <Sauce>   â€œoh bella, u maek me feel liek a hooman :3 “
[00:16:52]   <Sauce>   Bella’s like “kewl”
[00:16:54]   <Sauce>   Edward’s like “lolololol u smell like fud”
[00:16:55]   <Sauce>   Bella’s like “shaddap! D: “
[00:16:57]   <Sauce>   Edward’s all “wanna tok bout creation, evolution and baby seals? ;3 “
[00:16:58]   <Sauce>   Then Bella goes crazy and wants to get married to Edward.
[00:17:00]   <Sauce>   â€œHAY LETZ GIT MARRIED! :O :O :O “
[00:17:02]   <Sauce>   But edward’s like “nthx maybe nevur. u too fragile. u liek teh baby seal”
[00:17:03]   <Sauce>   Then Edward goes crazy. “BITCH GO 2 BED! >:( “
[00:17:05]   <Sauce>   Anyways…
[00:17:07]   <Sauce>   She wakes up and, zomg edward’s there
[00:17:08]   <Sauce>   Edward’s liek “hay2u”
[00:17:09]   <Sauce>   And Bella’s liek “I haz a hungry :( “
[00:17:11]   <Sauce>   So edward’s like “git sum fud. I dun eat though, I r vampire”

- - - - TO BE CONTINUED AGAIN - - - -
#3
Forum Games / When __________ hands you lemons.
September 10, 2008, 06:23:16 PM
Well, a friend of mine was talking to me on AIM and he came up with this idea.

Here's how it works:

1. When its your turn, complete the previous "lemon" statement. Be creative. :)
2. Then, ask "When _________ hands you lemons...." Fill in the blank with a person/thing.
3. Don't use the same person/thing more than once; keep it original.

Note: Please underline your person/thing.



When JaMaHa hands you lemons...
#4
Forum Games / What if.....
August 21, 2008, 06:37:48 PM
Ok I'm kinda surprised we didn't have one of these sooner. Basically someone asks a "what if" question and people answer. Few rules:

  • Don't ask more than 1 question in a row. Keep it fair to everyone else.
  • Let at least 3 answers come up before asking a question, its more fun if we get collective answers.
  • If you don't feel comfortable with a question, don't answer, and please don't complain about it. Just ignore it, and you'll be fine.
  • If you post a question, answer it.

Let the game begin.



Question:
If you are/were gay/lesbian, and you could have any partner in the world, who would it be and why?

My Answer:
Patrick Dempsey. Guess why.
#5
Feedback / Poll Board?
August 18, 2008, 08:01:33 PM
Well, this has come up before, but since now we've been putting focus on the forum games and such, I was wondering if anyone would want the polls back in a child board or something.

I miss those polls. We had a lot of fun with them. Random is my kind of thing, so yeh.

Your opinions?
#6
Art / Hugo's Random Arts
June 21, 2008, 08:31:46 PM
Well, I've recently gotten into making Favicons just for the heck of it. I guess I'll post them here, I got nothing to lose. They're all completely random, I just make what's going through my mind at the moment.


~Piano


~Pokeball

Clicky
~Pacman (animation)


~Band-Aid


~The Happy Pencil

Last updated: June 21


Alternately, click here to see all of them with a zoom.
#7
Completed by Shadoninja

I just realized how much I like this song. Would anybody be able to do it by ear? I have an Mp3.

Credits Mp3

I'd really appreciate anyone who could do this. :D
#8
Submission:  HEY CONCERTO USE THIS ONE

[N64] Paper Mario
     ~Wish of the Princess Mus. Midi Arranged by HugoMeister

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#9
I request Pikmin 2: World Map. I <3 that song.

Oh, and I would also like Mona's Pizza Song.
#10
Off-Topic / The Birthday Topic
March 07, 2008, 10:08:46 AM
I was looking at the calander and noticed today was Nacho2420's birthday!

Happy 15th Birthday Nacho2420!  :D
#11
Microsoft / This kid needs Halo help.
February 28, 2008, 12:09:40 PM
I love this video! This little 10 year old kid gets all mad because he can't play Halo very well.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27743

Rofl! "Greeeeeen! Greeeeeen! Greeeeeen!"

My God, this is why people say video games are ruining the minds of the youth.