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#1
Help! / ban me
September 12, 2016, 09:24:07 PM

http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=8116.0
^open this side by side for context.

anyway i hope you guys are ready for a bumpy ride

1) dudeman is... a woman!

2) i think dudeman is being attacked, protect him at all costs. ill even report the guy who's lying about him

3) something obscene, you say??
pornographic content!!
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4) the spawn of satan, are literally the devil's children. theyre probably terrible but i havent met them so maybe i shouldn't judge, but... until i meet them and they demonstrate otherwise i can probably make an assumption.

5) dudeman's memes are only funny about 1/5 times... if not less! (devil emote here)

6)
SCREENSHOT OF A PRIVATE MESSAGE ohno
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7) ADULT LINKS INSIDE
adult links inside!!
[close]

8 ) guys you should download illegal software because it's free

9) referral link!!! sign up for trello which i use as my to do list and quest log through my referral link so i can get custom backgrounds please
https://trello.com/jub7/recommend

10) i dont have a patreon but my artist friend does!! you can check out his cool facebook page too in order to actually see his art but yeah
https://www.patreon.com/ijjotho

11) i had an alternate account for a long time but i didnt actually get banned for it until my brother made an account. oh well

12) i wrote a really cool story about a whale. please read it here. herman melville is my pen name

13) my forum signature is 251 pixels. the limit is supposed to be 250.

14) man i cant /believe/ i got banned that one time for making multiple accounts. the /nerve/ of some ppl

15) unban my friens pls
 
16) SuperFireKirby once unfriended me on facebook. once he was active again i readded him but still :'(

17) hm yeah ill create a poll for this instead of posting it in the birthday topic, makes more sense.

18) blatant trolling? what's that?? ??

fun fact! the rules about multiple accounts being an automatic ban, and the warnings only being for new members were clearly established immediately after I was banned for the first time. Good times.
#2
*insert useful links here*

only buy Birthright or Conquest at first as the other becomes available at a discounted price later on

(or something)


i recommend this game unless you don't enjoy fire emblem games
in which case dont buy it

i had a project due sunday but this game took priority

if you are behind in school dont buy this game
#3
Movies & TV / Steven Universe
March 21, 2015, 11:40:47 PM
SPOILERS PROBABLY SHOULD GO IN A SPOILER TAG

I LOVE GARNET'S SONG BUT IT HAS MASSIVE SPOILERS SO please DONT LISTEN UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY GET THERE
Poll 1: pick a mom!!!
#4
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on December 29, 2014, 06:02:27 PMLet's make our own post game!
Well well, humans.  You certainly got very lucky first with olimar (he made a huge mistake though lol) and then with BDS.  I think FireArrow deserves wolf MVP.  He certainly did a good job of keeping alive.
Human MVP has got to be fank.  He was the first one to push the BDS lynch and Yugi only jumped on because he knew he himself couldn't be a wolf.
Then there's me.  I gotta admit, I did a pretty spectacular job at getting everyone so annoyed they had to mislynch me just to shut me up.  Not only did I get mislynched once, saving firearrow just barely, I also got lynched AGAIN (but by the wolves so eh) to put the game into a stall giving wolves a second chance to win.
Best traitor play ever.

Anyone second those nominations?

TWG LXXII: Agents of Shield (Season 1)

1. Master Hydra - Seered green.
2. Hydra
3. The Clairvoyant - Seer.

4. Traitor.
5. Agent Coulson - Miller.
6. Skye - Seer.
7. Agent May - Brutal human: When wolfed, random wolf dies.
8. Agent Fitz - knows Simmons! When Fitz dies, Simmons dies.
9. Agent Simmons - knows Fitz! When Simmons dies, Fitz dies.
10. Human
11. Human
12. Human
13. Human

Item:
GH-325: Given to a random player during night phase 2, can be passed along or used to bring a dead player back to life.
50% chance of appearing a second time in night phase 3, 25% n4, etc.

Cardflip: role reveal upon death

1. Mashi - Agent Coulson
2. Nocturneow - Agent Traitor
3. fank009 - Agent Fitz
4. FireArrow - The Clairvoyant wolf mvp
5. BlackDragonSlayer - Master Hydra
6. Yugi - Human
7. The_Subjective_Thought - Human

8. Toby - Agent May
9. Olimar12345 - Hydra
10. mariolegofan - Human
11. maelstrom - Human
12. Jon - Agent Simmons

13. blueflower999 - Agent Skye

Agent FitzSimmons got revive item n2, passed it on to Agent May, Toby.
Master Hydra (BDS) got the revive item n3, reviving Olimar.
25% chance hit on n4 and the item goes to Agent Skye! She really cared about Agent Traitor. He was part of their team, after all...
Toby used the n2 revive item on Agent Fitz (fank).

I'm pretty sure NocturneOfShadow voted all the maf at least once so he gets human mvp
#5
TWG LXXII: Agents of Shield (Season 1)

1. Master Hydra - Seered green.
2. Hydra
3. The Clairvoyant - Seer.

4. Traitor.
5. Agent Coulson - Miller.
6. Skye - Seer.

7. Agent May - Brutal human: When wolfed, random wolf dies.
8. Agent Fitz - knows Simmons! When Fitz dies, Simmons dies.
9. Agent Simmons - knows Fitz! When Simmons dies, Fitz dies.
10. Human
11. Human
12. Human
13. Human


Item:
GH-325: Given to a random player during night phase 2, can be passed along or used to bring a dead player back to life.
50% chance of appearing a second time in night phase 3, 25% n4, etc.

Cardflip: role reveal upon death

1. Mashi
2. NocturneOfShadow
3. fank009
4. FireArrow
5. BlackDragonSlayer
6. Yugi
7. The_Subjective_Thought
8. Toby
9. Olimar12345
10. mariolegofan
11. maelstrom
12. Jon
13. blueflower999

Role pm's will be sent within the hour, N1 will end 6 PM EST.
#6
PC / help me my computer is exploding
June 23, 2013, 02:24:45 PM


something's wrong with my pc and i am scared someone please help
#7
Forum Games / Story Ideas
January 21, 2013, 06:41:05 PM
The objective of this game is to come up with story ideas. Maybe when you have no idea what to write, you can take a visit to this thread for some ideas?


Every time you play a rendition of a song you've been messing around with, monsters attack in another world and they don't go away until you play the song again.
Or another pokemon fan fic where a vampire is the main character (kidding, I'm glad I didn't end up writing that one)
#8
Nintendo / Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
January 08, 2013, 07:51:17 AM
YESYESYES

October 2013 world-wide release
#9
TWG XXXVI: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
The goal of the SOS brigade is to find something interesting like time-travelers, alien lifeforms, and espers! 



1. Koizumi
2. Yuki



3. Mikuru
4. Kyon
5. Haruhi
6. Kyon's sister
7. Tsuruya
8. Asakura
9. Computer Society Officer Guy
10. Taniguchi
11. Kunikida


1. Mashi
2. SlowPokemon
3. shadowkirby/bubbles

4. MaestroUGC
5. Dude

6. blueflower999
7. FSM
8. vermillionvermin
9. universe-x
10. Spyro
11. the_last_sheikah


Analysis when I have more time on my hands.
#10
TWG XXXVI: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
The goal of the SOS brigade is to find something interesting like time-travelers, alien lifeforms, and espers!  ;D



1. Koizumi
2. Yuki



3. Mikuru
4. Kyon
5. Haruhi
6. Kyon's sister
7. Tsuruya
8. Asakura
9. Computer Society Officer Guy
10. Taniguchi
11. Kunikida


1. Mashi
2. SlowPokemon
3. shadowkirby
4. MaestroUGC
5. Dude
6. blueflower999
7. FSM
8. vermillionvermin
9. universe-x
10. Spyro
11. the_last_sheikah

Night phase 1 will end 9 PM EST on Wednesday. PM's should be sent out shortly.
#11
Warning: Until further notice, the story will alternate between present tense and past tense.
Chapter 1: Stay Sleeping

    It was a long walk, and the pavement moved under me at a steady pace. It was a crowded street, and I was looking for anything familiar so I could stop and let someone know where I am, so they could pick me up.

    The buildings on either side of the road were filled with various kinds of candy, and kids were stopping at each one to fill their baskets. It's not really Halloween, but I don't pay that much attention to it.

    Finally, I go inside a store and I see my cousin standing in the middle of it. Suddenly a question comes into my mind and I ask him, "This is a dream, isn't it?"

    "No..." he responded.

    "Yes."

    "No," he insisted.

    "Here, I can prove it, watch!" With a wave of my hand, I made a woman standing in the distance slap herself lightly. "Ow!" She glared at me and stormed out of the shop.

    Suddenly, a wave of nausea came over me. Not just nausea but the sense that this had happened before; nostalgia isn't the word for it... Oh yes, Déjà vu. I've done all of this before, in a previous dream, except this is where the dream had ended the last time around. I concentrated with all my might to stay asleep for a little longer, and in the edge of my mind I could hear that someone was trying to wake me up. I held onto the fake reality in desperation, and suddenly the dream became much more vivid.

    This would be the first time I've become aware of a lucid dream and stayed asleep afterwards. Usually, I instantly snap myself awake and worry about oversleeping, or my mind tries to rid itself of the dream because I've realized its artificiality. However, this time around, I plan to make full use of my mind's creation. With a single thought, the store is replaced by a grassy field, and I walk to the top of the hill. The sun is bright and real, illuminating the pencil-drawn clouds high above my reach.

    I reached out my arm and felt a cloud, which pushed it aside into the other clouds. They bounced around and I remembered that I shouldn't be able to reach them, so instead I jumped off the ground and decided to not come back down right away. After getting bored of playing in the clouds, I flew back over to the buildings where the kids were receiving candy.

    "This is going to be awesome." I flew into the roof of one of the buildings filled with candy, and it exploded into bits of wrapped chocolate. Some of the kids grew excited and ran towards the mess, while others panicked and ran in the other direction.

    A colorful building across the street caught my eye. I wondered what kind of candy would be in there! My shoes became miniature rockets and I went straight through my destination, when it began raining individually wrapped jaw breakers. The kids looked excited at first but when the hard candy began descending from above, their smiles turned into flinches of pain when it made contact. Strangely, I couldn't make it stop raining candy. Shouldn't I be able to have full control over the situation?

    My question is answered when suddenly I am pelted with hard candy along with everyone else in the street. I was still flying but unable to escape the situation. "I suppose it's time to wake up, then."

    I pulled open my eyes....

    And suddenly I was back in the shop, where I started. "This is a dream, isn't it?" my cousin said.

    "Hey, that's my line! I'm the one who realizes it's a dream and..." Oh, a dream within a dream. Let's try waking up again.

    I jump out of bed. My door is closed with my "keep out" sign on the inside of my door with a picture of a soccer ball above it. Wait, isn't that usually on the outside of my door? I open the door and trip into the fiery abyss.

    Again, I jump out of bed. I pinch my skin as a hard as possible, I open my eyes even wider than ever before, and I find myself back in the shop with my cousin standing in front of me.

    "This is a dream, isn't it?" He asked me.
#12
Off-Topic / Jub tries Tarot
July 25, 2012, 10:20:16 PM
If your religion does not tolerate Tarot readings, this thread is not for you!


I did a three fates reading for Slowpokemon!
Past - Six of Pentacles: [12:44:13 AM] Jub: [12:34:37 AM] Jub: So, in your past, you probably got something good that you deserved.
Present - Two of Pentacles: [12:38:50 AM] Jub: Meaning for the present: After the gift from your past, your life is probably more stable now
Future - The Devil: [12:41:50 AM] Jub: Anyways, your future: There will be forces tempting you into obsession, which could lead to fear and hate! Don't let that happen, okay? :(

Also, excuse my modest descriptions because I'm new to this!
[12:39:46 AM] Jordan Knapp: well
[12:39:49 AM] Jordan Knapp: that was enlightening


o.o
1. SFK
2. Ruto
3. Kefka
4. Roz
5. ETF
6. K-Night
7. Concerto
8. Nebbles
9. Saria
10. MaestroUGC
11. FSM
12. Winter
13. Kman
14. Dude
15. Yugi
16. Bubbles
17. BlackDragonSlayer
#13
TWG XXXVI: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
The goal of the SOS brigade is to find something interesting like time-travelers, alien lifeforms, and espers!  ;D



1. Koizumi
2. Yuki
3. Mikuru


4. Kyon
5. Haruhi
6. Kyon's sister
7. Tsuruya
8. Asakura
9. Computer Society Officer Guy
10. Future Mikuru
11. Taniguchi
12. Kunikida


1. Mashi
2. SlowPokemon
3. shadowkirby
4. MaestroUGC
5. Dude
6. blueflower999
7. FSM
8. vermillionvermin
9. universe-x
10. Spyro
11. the_last_sheikah
12.
#14
Making Nighthawk analyze gzgregory and Vera analyze raymond and K-N!

1. shadowkirby/chrissleefan - Witch of Void
So, shadowkirby had problems at home and had to drop out; after his place was taken by chrissleefan, CLF made one post and then disappeared. D:
Not really much to say here. You phantom'd out and were lynched at the same time.

2. Kman96 - Seer of Rage
@K-N, his vigi'ing spitllama and Mashi would have won the game, but he can only vigi one person at a time during the night phase. After I informed him of this, he chose Mashi instead of spitllama. DDD:
Also, even if you were able to vigi during the day, he ended the phase before you sent in the pm. T_T

3. K-NiGhT - Knight of Space
I'm making Vera do this description! However, you didn't really get the chance to make use of your power.

4. vermillionvermin - Prince of Breath
You were wolfed the first night phase but you provided Blueflower with really good information, regardless. Unfortunately, he died before he could make too much use of your spitllama suspicion. D:

5. Raymondbdl - Mage of Light, also driven mad by the Thief of Blood and Witch of Rage (two out of three aliens.)
Also making Vera do a description of you. Your seering of kman early in the game gave you a good advantage but then you were going up against Mashi, who already knew all of the roles. o.o
Your plan was to keep alive to help to your advantage, and in the end it did help decrease the human population more quickly....

5.5 Mr. Saturn - Mister of Saturn, former acquaintances of the mean aliens and also Human MVP.
After Wrydryn died, you mentioned something that sounded like the beginnings of a plan. What did you do, and how did it affect what actually happened? o.o

6. blueflower999 - Page of Doom
You asked the right person the right questions, and got good information out of it but you weren't able to make too much use of it before you got wolfed. :(

7. spitllama - Rogue of Time, also driven mad by the Thief of Blood and Witch of Rage (two out of three aliens.)
You saved your powers for end game, which screwed everyone over. XD
Wolf MVP, with no doubt at all. You had 85% of the players duped; the main suspicions of you were overridden by your accusation of Mashi and the fact that the strongest voices against you were talking through blueflower, who you killed towards the end. We all congratulate you.
You were probably laughing your face off when you received the pm from somebody saying "btw, if you're a wolf, I just want to let you know that you're doing REALLY, really good."
What they said is true!

8. Wrydryn - Sylph of Mind
Had the blood drained from you in the second night phase; you contributed a good amount while you were alive and that + the manti rule lead to a fairly early death. :(

9. gzgregory - Bard of Life
You were on the right track when you discussed having someone be clear after the Reviver reviving someone, and you seemed to be well-thought out when you made them.  Asking for the log on Shadowkirby and Kman's chat was the right idea, and it probably would have made them look more human if it had been posted.  Mashi found an unfortunate connection between you and a wolf, and it unfortunately got you lynched prior to you being able to make a defense, which was unfortunate because you were playing one of your best games yet.

10. Vera - Maid of Heart
 You were right with lynching raymonbdl but made some unfortunate decisions when it came to lynching gzgregory and trusting spitllama. D:
However, you were distracted with AP classes and were still quite active until you got vigi'd. :(

11. SlowPokemon - Heir of Blood
You showed up at the last second with only four players left and voted a random guy, which spitllama could have bandwagoned and insta'd K-N to end the phase.
Probably not the best idea!

12. Doodle - Thief of Hope
You had an awesome power, but didn't really use it too much. And then you didn't post at all and then you were wolfed. :(
Anyways, after that you went to the Dream Bubbles and had fun there.

Wolves won. D:
#15
TWG XXXI: Just Another SBURB Session


Hero of Breath - During the night phase, may blow away / nullify the ability of another player for the night phase and the following day phase.
Hero of Light - Shines light on another person's color.
Hero of Time - Two time use only! Can... instantly end the phase. o.o
Hero of Space - Redirects powers.
Hero of Mind - Sends the name of a player and is told who they are targeting.
Hero of Heart - Charismatic (Vote counts for 2.)
Hero of Life - Two time use only! Can... revive players.
Hero of Void - Nullifies a person's vote for the following day phase.
Hero of Hope - Sends in a tribune 150 words or less. Also sends the Host a PM with the name of a Role and a message of 150 characters during any Phase.
Hero of Doom - Sends the host the name of a dead player and two questions to ask them.
Hero of Blood - Sends in the name of a player every night phase. If that person is killed, the player will be told the name of the player responsible? O: (If successful, the Hero of Blood loses his power.)
Hero of Rage - Two time use only! Can... vigi players.


Two of these people will be randomly selected as wolves (not including the Hero of Saturn). This game could become unbalanced... very quickly.
When a player dies, his role will be revealed to the thread (but not his role as a human or wolf.)

1. shadowkirby
2. Kman96
3. K-NiGhT
4. vermillionvermin
5. Raymondbdl
6. blueflower999
7. spitllama
8. Wrydryn
9. gzgregory
10. Vera
11. SlowPokemon
12. Doodle


Hello, there. I am your host. I'm going to skip introductions and assume you already know all of our characters.
It was a dark night for all of them. They had begun to play a game called SBURB, and everything was all fun and games.
A meteor was headed for each of their houses around the globe, and the game allowed them to escape to a place called the Medium where they would build up their houses and enter their respective lands, eventually meeting up with the other players.

shadowkirby, considered their leader due to entering the medium first, felt like a brave leader upon telling his friends to gogogo but the group moved forward mainly due to general consensus. Whether or not it was his encouragement or the general consensus that allowed their amazing progress, the group proceeded rapidly. Each player had amazing talents that would show  throughout their journey.

When a player dies, his or her dream self (who resides either on a moon of Prospit or a moon of Derse) will take his place, almost like an extra life. However, if you haven't reached your quest bed, then you will not be able to achieve god tier (which is achieved upon death over your quest bed; your dream self takes your place with ascended powers.) A player who has achieved god tier has god-like powers and can only be killed through a heroic or just death.

Anyways, back to our characters; Vera was the first to achieve god tier in the group. An alien by the name of Mr. Saturn contacted him through an application called PesterChum, guiding him to his quest bed and informing him of what had to happen.
His powers reflected his aspect, to an awesome extent; however, all of the players kept their aspect hidden in fear that their enemies would use it against them.

Eventually, every player achieved god tier but did not wear their holy garments except to their death beds. They had not even informed the other players of what their abilities were, in case friend became foe.
vermillionvermin and K-NiGhT reached verm's quest bed together. K-N made an interesting proposal that they should fight to the death; if K-N were to win the fight, he would place verm on the quest bed to ascend to god tier. If vermillion won the fight, verm would carry K-N to his respective quest bed. Vermillion disagreed, honestly not wanting to have to carry K-Night, but K-N attacked regardless.

What neither of them expected was that a tie occurred, with each person taken down simultaneously. With his dying breath, K-N fell upon his quest bed, achieved god tier and simply flew K-N to his destination.
shadowkirby repeated this process with kman, and they also got tiger.
Raymondbdl, upon meeting up with everyone else, was readily able to prove that he was not the same person as blueflower. He was also readily able to prove his will to become more powerful, and achieved god tier by himself without a death match being necessary.

Doodle and Wrydryn had their own ideas when the game first started and by clever uses of alchemy, they were able to combine various Touhou merchandise and modern day vehicles to fly over everything and skip to the boss of Wrydryn's land, the demon of Light, Chrome.
They used the power of Touhou lasers and some wry attacks to fight him, and died shortly afterwards.
Dude's prospit self and Wry's derse self took their places and ascended to god tier through plot-related shenanigans, cheating the system somehow. D:

blueflower also died somewhere along the way, taking a slightly wrong turn in the Land of Daisies and Poison. For some odd reason, blueflower never awoke on derse and continued his silent sleep.
Everyone was worried about his disappearance. SlowPokemon stumbled upon his corpse and laid it upon the quest bed.
In a jolt, he awoke from a dark coffin on the purple moon and got tiger, helping SlowPokemon gather his courage to do the same.

spitllama and gzgregory achieved god tier in the same manner that Wrydryn and Doodle did, although without having their dream selves taken first. To be more specific about what happened, the four of them appeared in a dream bubble where they had to fight an alternate version of themselves. spitllama and gzgregory fought their dream selves, while the alternate Wry and Doodle were apparently from doomed timelines. Even after having watched the fight myself, I'm not even sure if the Wry and Dude we see in this story is from the doomed timeline or the one from our timeline. However, their memories are merged and it really doesn't matter in the end.

Everyone achieved god tier, but someone didn't like it. A demon from another universe who is responsible for the inevitable destruction of our universe. A demon who is born in our universe because he traveled in time and planted the seed for our demise.


In an alternate session, somewhere on a different planet, three aliens played a different version of the same game, where the objective is to fight, build, and create another universe. The three of them inevitably failed because of a monster that emerged from the human session and caused their defeat. The demon enlisted two of them to get revenge on the humans by driving two of the humans mad; with the power they had, they turned the humans into monsters that would eventually destroy themselves.
However, the monsters they created in the human session were the same ones that would lead to their failure in the alien session. The demon was aware of this, and so was the third alien, Mr. Saturn.

Mr. Saturn has just warned every player that two among them were driven mad by aliens from another universe. Some players such as SlowPokemon and spitllama believe he was just a troll, but as the first guardian of this area (I'm semi-omniscient. I know all except for the few blank spots that I don't know!) I can see that he doesn't have grey skin or horns and he's being quite serious. In fact, the monsters they've created are about to take a player's life.

Anyways, I'm also a forced servant of the demon. I'm against his wishes to consume everything, he's aware that I'm against his wishes, and I'm aware that he's aware of my wishes. However, I must do his bidding and only tell the players what they need to know. I apologize for any inconvenience.

Night phase ends on Tuesday at 9:00 Eastern Standard Time. I hope to see you there.
#16
TWG XXXI: Just Another SBURB Session


Hero of Breath - During the night phase, may blow away / nullify the ability of another player for the night phase and the following day phase.
Hero of Light - Shines light on another person's color.
Hero of Time - Two time use only! Can... instantly end the phase. o.o
Hero of Space - Redirects powers.
Hero of Mind - Sends the name of a player and is told who they are targeting.
Hero of Heart - Charismatic (Vote counts for 2.)
Hero of Life - Two time use only! Can... revive players.
Hero of Void - Nullifies a person's vote for the following day phase.
Hero of Hope - Sends in a tribune 150 words or less. Also sends the Host a PM with the name of a Role and a message of 150 characters during any Phase.
Hero of Doom - Sends the host the name of a dead player and two questions to ask them.
Hero of Blood - Sends in the name of a player every night phase. If that person is killed, the player will be told the name of the player responsible? O: (If successful, the Hero of Blood loses his power.)
Hero of Rage - Two time use only! Can... vigi players.


Two of these people will be randomly selected as wolves (not including the Hero of Saturn). This game could become unbalanced... very quickly.
When a player dies, his role will be revealed to the thread (but not his role as a human or wolf.)

1. shadowkirby
2. Kman96
3. K-NiGhT
4. vermillionvermin
5. Raymondbdl
6. blueflower999
7. spitllama
8. Wrydryn
9. gzgregory
10. Vera
11. SlowPokemon
12. Doodle




#17
Story Telling / Literature
April 01, 2012, 08:41:11 PM
Episode 1

      A boy realized that his perception created his own experiences, so he decided to create an experience for himself that involved something he desired. He desired that this occurrence would result because of how strong his desire was, and because of this reason his desire increased even more for the experience to happen.

      Finally, his perception of his own strong desire for an experience manifested itself in the form of an invisible man. Or at least the boy thought it was an invisible man; for, a long top hat with a red ring seemed to be floating in the air, ever slightly tilting upward as if an invisible face were examining the boy.

      The boy, not sure what the experience would result in, asked that hat, "Why are you here, and who are you?"

      "Why do you ask who my hat is, when I'm the one who is more likely to respond to you?", asked the invisible face. "And while we're asking of identities and purpose of manifestation, who are you and why are you here?"

      "I'm a boy that desired for my perception to create an experience from my desires, and I'm here because I belong here."

      "Who are you to decide so early in life whether or not you belong here? And based on your introduction, may I ask what you desire?"

      "I am myself, therefore I decide where I belong. I desire to have something to desire."

      "Don't you already fulfill your own wish, then? What is the purpose of my manifestation if your desire to have something to desire is already fulfilled by that same desire?"

      "I don't quite know, but I suppose you're right in the fact that my desire is fulfilled by the desire. However, I think I realized this when I manifested you, so there must be some other desire that I had in mind!"

      However, the floating top hat had already disappeared, having fulfilled its purpose in the boy's perception.

      The boy, thinking about this experience for a very long time, finally came to a conclusion as to what he truly desired. He wanted a red-ringed top hat.
#18
PC / Realm of the Mad God
January 27, 2012, 10:13:41 PM
A game that I sort of got addicted to!

Basically an MMO Co-Op Bullet Hell Fantasy game.
I found about it when searching for apps on Google Chrome under "Collections" and "Editor's picks" or something like that.

Anyways, downloading as a Chrome app probably gives you faster access to it, but it should work on other browsers as well.
link


Reviewing gameplay, it seems like it could have a little more story, but they somehow make grinding levels and unlocking classes/fame/ranks really fun. (Warning, perma-death.)
Basically the story goes that the Mad God Oryx has lured/transported heroes into his dimension as food for his minions.
Joining together with other heroes makes leveling a lot faster, but after killing enough of his minions in a realm (aka server with maximum number of people 85), an earthquake will shake the screen and everyone will be summoned to Oryx's castle to fight him.

If you're not careful there, even max leveled characters (lvl 20) can die easily.

Anyways, there's not really any way you won't miss something about the game unless you try it yourself;
Sprites seem to be made in pixelated art; however, if you feel like you're annoyed by it at first, you'll get used to it in the first couple minutes of play.

If you have any questions, feel free to post them in the thread and I'll try to help out. Here's the wiki although it's a little bit difficult to navigate. :P

HP/MP/Atk/Def stats seem kind of obvious, but the others you might get mixed up.
Speed = Movement speed, helps you dodge bullets and escape huge swarms of monsters that you can't beat on your own! D:
Dexterity = Attack speed, More bullets more second.
Vitality = HP Regeneration, More hp restored per second.
Wisdom = MP Regeneration, More mp restored per second.

Classes: (You start out with the wizard and have to unlock the rest of them.)



Oh yeah, and there are things called guilds; it's hard to explain their advantages but when you're in a guild it's easier to form groups to go fighting with. You also get a super coll meeting place. B)
It costs 1000 Fame to start one, which is a LOT more than it sounds; after playing devotedly for at least a week now, I have about 325 fame.

When I reach 1000 I'll "renounce" my membership of the guild I'm currently in (It's called Winter! ;)) to start a new one.
It doesn't cost anything to join a guild, but you have to be invited by the leader.
#19
Off-Topic / Ugh
January 21, 2012, 07:19:07 AM
http://soundcloud.com/jub3r7/ugh

Currently scanning my computer with AVG because this sound is playing OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER again.
Actually, it finally stopped, but that doesn't mean that the source of the problem is gone...

Any ideas what it could have been?
#20
The Werewolf Game / TWG XXV: Minesweeper Post Game
January 14, 2012, 11:06:02 AM
TWG XX: Minesweeper Post Game

Mine A - popo
Mine C - spitllama
(Human) - Wrydryn

Mine B - Winter
(Human) - SFK
(Human) - Dude

Mine D - gzgregory
(Human) - davy
(Human) - blueflower

(Human) - vermillionvermin
(Human) - x-K-NiGhTx
(Human) - SlowPokemon

All blues and humans are randomly placed in a group, and each person is told the names of the people that are in their group.
It's up to them to figure out whether they're in a group with one wolf, two wolves, or even none at all.

Mine A would only know Mine B, while Mine C would only know Mine D, and each pair gets one wolfing per night.
A wolf will not be aware if there is another wolf in their group.

Roles:
Guardian - Sends me a pm during the night phase with one name, and that person can not be wolfed. They are aware of the Psychic, and can not guard him/herself.
Psychic - Sends me a pm during the night phase, and is told the number of remaining wolves. This player is aware of the Guardian.
Innocent - If this player dies, then the Protective Mine also dies. The player is not told that they are the innocent.
Human
Human
Human
Human
Human


Protective Mine - Guards one person per night (excluding him/herself) and is aware of the innocent. This player is paired with a normal mine and is not told the identity of the Psycho Mine.
Psycho mine - Sends me a pm during the night phase, and is told the number of remaining wolves, as opposed to the number of blues left. The player is paired with a normal mine and is not told the identity of the Protective Mine.
Mine
Mine






Role List:
1. Winter - Regular mine with popo.
2. blueflower999 - Human
3. vermilionvermin - The Innocent
4. Wrydryn - Human
5. xK-NiGhTx - Human

6. SlowPokemon - Guardian
7. spitllama - Regular mine with gzgregory.
8. SuperAWESOMEFireAWESOMEKirby - Psychic
9. popo - Protective Mine with Winter.
10. gzgregory - Psycho Mine with spitllama.

11. davy - Human
12. Dude - Human


Will analyze people l8r!!!