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Story Telling / NSM Erotic Friend Fiction Vol. 3
« on: May 29, 2016, 09:45:39 PM »
this probably doesn't deserve a topic but idgaf

Features: Olimar, Nocturne, and Jamaha

chapter 1

olimerrr was a shoo sellspersan and had to sell shoooooossss. he relly deendt licke hs jeb and wented to prsue a butter lif of livin on tha egde. he  weent up too hes boos and sayd "go fuk yoshilf" aaaaaaand ghe goots fered like *snaps* DAT.

chapteil 2

lolimar wus PISSED that he losed his jub and was lik "fk this" and startd punchn randm ppl and pissing opn thr unconciaous bodis. he wen ito jumuhus' pube and goat a drenk, drunk it, and punchd all the hokers in the fase. jumuhu came out hard and said "THA HALL AR U DOIN?? THIS IS MAHHH BARRRR" and nocks lolimar out and caled the popo.

somethin 3

da nex thin polemar new, he wus in a sell in jael. he was saaaaaaad, but noot too woory! he had a sellmat anemd Knoctorn who was in for piratin mah lil pony tv episods for free wich is wrong and you shoulnt do. >:( Knoctorbnm was a bit on the small side body-wise but he had a BIG
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hart. so they get together and do the funky business togethr and shit in a bowl in hte corner of a room for 2 years. and then get out and get marred and shet idevn knwo.
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this story is terrible and I don't even want to try anymore. help me.

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Feedback / NSM discusses the state of affairs
« on: March 27, 2016, 05:01:52 AM »
As a member of NSM, I, Dude, have a few complaints that need to be addressed. First, the way the staff (and I guess the whole forum in a way) has been divided has really been getting on my nerves and no one is addressing it. Half follow MaestroUGC and the rest... don't. They can't seem to agree on anything. I've also noticed a very large amount of favoritism by the mods as well. New members might not notice it at first but after a while certain mods will either start being really lenient or really harsh with punishments.

For example,
Take a shot every time Noc says he'll kill himself and doesn't
In case he edits it.

this only got him a warning, whereas this,

Then make a post in said topic with your opinions on it.
Don't just link it and expect us to move there.
https://youtu.be/9oYs_hSlfy0
gets me banned for 3 days. I don't see why this should be the case because mods should be unbiased and I feel like this is one of many case where they misstepped.

Which brings me to my final point, why do we even have so many mods? We used to be able to handle this stuff fine with 2 or 3 mods at most... now we have, what, 4? It's really unnecessary. I'd really like it if you would address these concerns quickly.

Thank you for your time.
-Dude

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Story Telling / NSM Erotic Friend Fiction Vol. 2
« on: January 04, 2016, 04:13:42 AM »
Features: FSM, manio, mariolegofan, MaestroUGC, Dudeman, and Braixen

chapter 1

FMS_Repr stard boardly at the ace cream trailr thing he had. "fukin hate this job" he mumbld and strted eaten summ ise cream. it was vnailla, his favrote. he waantd to go pley kid ickerass wit his frands but he neded monies. so he sucked up his praid and kep woking.


nsfw i guess don't click if you don't like
xhapter 2

manio was the louest of the lou, the scom of the scom, the stank of teh stank, the... oh you probably git it by now... ANYHOO, wit a van ful of underage kids like marolegfan, mastroUGH, dudman, and brakes, he puled intoo teh perkin spase of the perk and let al his kiddiesss out to git som ise cram. he saw a tre that loked odly womonshapped and proceded to fuk it wit nooooo luuuuuube.


catper 3

mairolugiafan wass tha fist to rech teh ice crem stand. "GIMME SOME ASS CREAM" he yeled at FMS. "ug" thot FSM "here's a pice of work rite here" and gav him som crem. the oters came after and sad "WE WONT SOM TO". FSM loked pised butt gave thm wat thy wantd. they at and shut up for a while then and all was good.


chtpr 4

manio cam back from fukin the tre so hard he stil hade a bonr. he notisd fsm givn the kids he gathrd up ice cram and waled up to him. "ar yu givin mah kids som tainted food??" he assed real meanlike. "what" FMS was supr wierded out by dis guy but couldn't do anythang. manio cam closr, his brath smeling like ass, "I WILL CUT YOU" he thretnd. FSM puched him in da nose and mano started cring. "wtf is going on i don't even. i'm calling the police" fsm said.


chaptr 5

the popo came and put maino in a mentl faculity, the cildren wer fourced to live on the strets and eat out of dumpstrs, and fsm won the lotery and quit his job.
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the end

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Nintendo / Dude's pokemon breeding facility
« on: December 10, 2015, 05:09:31 PM »
I'm bored and want to breed some perfect pokes for peeps.

As long as you supply the original pokemon (with hidden ability if you want that) I can do it.

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Story Telling / NSM Erotic Friend Fiction Vol. 1
« on: November 13, 2015, 03:28:33 AM »
Features: Waddle Bro, Bubbles, and Slow

chaptre 1

ther onse wass a mon namd woddlebro and he was just miending his own buisness in teh midle of the park when a buetiful gril come up to him. he was like "woaaaoaooaoaoaoaahhhhhhh, youuusss fiiiineeeee" and she wass lik "my nam is bubls and yo ar suupaa kyuuto desu ^^". wuddle was taken abake and sad "ur cuter". bublbles blused jus like the girls in thos shojo mangas i read all the tim. "hers my number" she said, givin hr numbr. "thx ill call tots" said wadds and both wakled to ther desteninsions.


chapter 2

wyddle bro opennd the dor to the bakry were he wokred and put on his apron. hsi cowoker slowpokmaon sekritly had a krush on him but wass to shai too tell anybooty. "sup" said weddle, and slow responded "h-hey". thy went to work poundin the shit out of that dough and bakin it at supr hot temps and shit (authors note: i really don't know what goes on at a bakery heehee). slow said to wuddl "s-so whatv you ben doon tody?" and woddle replyd "oh i med a gril". slow gaped and said "OH" and realezid wat he did so he correctd himslef and said "CONGRATS, when ar u gonna meat hr??". wod says "i'll prolly cal her latr today and make a date tonite ;)". the convosason stoped and tey wend bak to wok.


catper 3

waddle pikd up his phone and dild the number. "867-5309" he said as he typd the numbrs. as the phon wass rining he was suuuupppperrrr nervious. bubls picked up and said "helo, bubls speakin". "hi its woddle." "OH HI WADDLE ITS BEN LIK 6 HOURS I WAS WORRID IF YOUD CAL OR NUT" she screamd into the phon. "oh dont wory i woud never forget a byutiful fase like yoorse" said wallde. "so do u wan to go to diner or what?" "that sounds loevley" said boobles "how about that bar down by the pier where no one ever goes?". "that sounds great!" said wadle "i;'ll pik yo up, wats yor adrees?". "443 west bubles st" saud busbles and walldo hang up and got redy


chapter fore

wodle pols up to the drivway at 443 weest bobsles av and honk tha horn too let bables no hes thar. she coms out in a botyful drees and coms out to the kar. tey hed to teh bar and wodle noteses anoter caar faloowing him buut thot notin of it. they arive and goo into the bar to git sper drank and danse and stuf. bobles says "this stuf is goooooood" wadle repis "yeaaaaaaaaah gril". tey deside to hav entercorse latr dat nite but fore now they partayyyyyyyyyyyy


chater 5

slow stars out his shadded car windows at teh bar. "i wonder wat theyr doin... must bee fun" he said. suddenly they come out of the bart and wer heding bak to ther kar. "i must follow them! oh!" he sed like sped racr as he fowld them. he sterted to wander whaer they werr goin when they aproached a sheidy motl. "oh no i'm gonna lose him" sad slow as they went into the check in area...

chaper 6 + 7 have spoilers so just in case you didn't read the beginning
chapter 6

wudle bor was so exceted he could barly contan himslef. as they aproachd the rom bubles smild kinda sus but wadl didnt see it. they went in and wadle striped. bubbles just stoot ther for a litle bit untl wadlle was finishd undrssein. "whats the matter?" he said "um... thers somthin you need to kno befor we strt" she said and as she strated undresin a DICK SHOWED UP!!! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

chaptr 7

"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" said wadle bro as he stard at the penis. "so it turns out i'm actually a guy" suid bubles and waddle was like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but then he sead "eeeh, thas ok im bi anywai". SUDDENLY THE DOR BARST OPIN AND SLOR WAS THER!!!!!@!!! "I KNEW IT" HE SCREMED "BUT THAS OK BEACUS I LOV YU WADL BRO" "slo?!?!!?" said wadle "watr you doin hr??". "Iv ben fooloing you cince the barr" he said. "oh, i thot somone was doin that" said boobles "but now that we're all here....".  "shall we? ;)" they all said in unisen.
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chaopter 8

they had sex and it goooooooooooood.


chapter 9

the day after teh oredeal waddle movd to merrica and got a polyamours marage to bobsled and slow beacus merrica and they lived happy ever aftr

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Forum Games / Random advice
« on: October 04, 2015, 11:31:43 PM »
Basically put a bunch of words together and see what happens.

"When dining at a restaurant, you should always check to see if there is a large amount of spit in your food before eating."

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Off-Topic / Should MLF be an updater poll topic and discussion.
« on: September 22, 2015, 09:53:41 PM »
Since the chat logs topic was obviously not the right place to put it, here you all go.

I vote no, because we already have 4 and that's the most we've ever had in the history of the site.

And if the staff have just been twiddling their thumbs and can't give a straight answer, then shame on them.

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Art / My 2hu drawing thread.
« on: September 07, 2015, 11:01:25 PM »

Have a raymoo for tonight

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Art / i drew some vocaloids
« on: September 03, 2015, 12:51:06 AM »
hatun migu
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kagimene reen
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kagimene leehn
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kaidoo
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meeeeko
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megrin looka
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Forum Games / Post here and I'll give you an anime trope that fits you
« on: August 19, 2015, 03:29:10 PM »
Title.


One post per member.
Gogogo.

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The Werewolf Game / twg 69 host screw ups
« on: June 19, 2014, 09:36:53 PM »
go

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Feedback / "Composed by" or "Composition by"?
« on: October 02, 2013, 12:44:06 PM »
Which is our default? I can never remember.

I know it says "Composition by X" in G-Han's tutorial thread thing, but Finale defaults to "Composed by X" instead, so which are we all using?

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Help! / Ok real quick question.
« on: September 28, 2011, 01:12:16 AM »
So I want to help fix some sheets, but I want to use some of the current sheets as a guide.  How would I write the "Arrangement by " part? Should I add both names or how does that work?

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Help! / Finale 2010 help.
« on: August 23, 2011, 05:57:51 PM »
I'm looking for a way to split up a chord, but I forgot the technical name for it or where it would be.

It's like... say I have a C major chord, instead of C, E and G being played at the same time, I want it separated, but still held down.

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