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Title: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 02, 2017, 05:46:16 AM
This game works largely the same as Cards Against Humanity.
Each person must try to post the funniest answer to a question (or fill in the blank thingy) they can.
After 3 people have posted their answers the fourth person will decide which is the funniest answer and post the new question or fill in the blank thingy.
We'll do it this way.
Wouldn't it be better for any amount of people to pull out a white card, with the person who asked the question being the card czar? Makes more sense to me at least. Also the next card czar would be the person who won the previous round.
Each card czar must wait for a minimum of three responses.




First question?
What is on the dark side of the Moon?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on May 02, 2017, 08:12:59 AM
After 3 people have posted their answers the fourth person will decide which is the funniest answer and post the new question or fill in the blank thingy.
If you posted one of the 3 answers for any given round you cannot decide the winner of that round.
Wouldn't it be better for any amount of people to pull out a white card, with the person who asked the question being the card czar? Makes more sense to me at least. Also the next card czar would be the person who won the previous round.

What is on the dark side of the Moon?
Spoiler
The finest cheese in the universe.
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 02, 2017, 12:04:25 PM
Spoiler
JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spoiler
No, really! You can't see him!
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on May 02, 2017, 09:33:08 PM
What is on the dark side of the Moon?
Spoiler
Steven's penis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-zqLNtcw)
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 02, 2017, 09:42:23 PM
Wouldn't it be better for any amount of people to pull out a white card, with the person who asked the question being the card czar? Makes more sense to me at least. Also the next card czar would be the person who won the previous round.
Are we doing this or should I announce a winner?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on May 02, 2017, 09:44:47 PM
Wouldn't it be better for any amount of people to pull out a white card, with the person who asked the question being the card czar? Makes more sense to me at least. Also the next card czar would be the person who won the previous round.
If it was me, I'd do this.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 02, 2017, 10:06:18 PM
E. Gadd wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 02, 2017, 10:25:43 PM
So do I post a question now?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 02, 2017, 10:26:07 PM
Yes
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 02, 2017, 10:28:03 PM
Noice.


One things Steve Jobs has done that I'll never be able to is ________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 02, 2017, 10:29:22 PM
Steve Wozniak
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: cashwarrior1 on May 02, 2017, 10:29:37 PM
One things Steve Jobs has done that I'll never be able to is ________.
Spoiler
start a war every time a computer product is mentioned.
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 02, 2017, 10:29:50 PM
die
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 02, 2017, 11:01:52 PM
Andy wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 02, 2017, 11:07:55 PM
What is the greatest mystery of the nineteenth century?

(Somebody else choose the winner because I'm going to sleep now)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 02, 2017, 11:09:33 PM
The black ranger's missing finger
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: cashwarrior1 on May 02, 2017, 11:09:45 PM
The fact that it's called the 19th century when there are so many more centuries before A.D.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on May 03, 2017, 12:26:33 AM
why it refers to the 1800s and not the 1900s
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 03, 2017, 10:47:33 AM
cashwarrior1 wins!

(was cashwarrior taken or something?)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: cashwarrior1 on May 03, 2017, 11:41:39 AM
egg?

How did people in the olden days figure out how long a kilometer was?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 03, 2017, 03:08:18 PM
They had long measuring tape
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Pianist Da Sootopolis on May 03, 2017, 03:54:53 PM
By harvesting a millipede's legs and attaching each one to a meter stick?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 03, 2017, 05:34:28 PM
By getting someone high on weed and seeing how far they could run without falling over
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: cashwarrior1 on May 03, 2017, 05:36:44 PM
E. Gadd wins! (That was hilarious, lol)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 03, 2017, 05:39:47 PM
Oh yeahhhhh 2 wins!

It's the end of the school year, and what better way to celebrate than Senior _______ Day?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on May 03, 2017, 06:20:11 PM
"420 blaze it mt dew Doritos smoke weed erryday noscope" day
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 03, 2017, 06:27:07 PM
Fuck this shit I'm out
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 03, 2017, 06:59:59 PM
Teen pregnancy
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 04, 2017, 12:56:05 AM
Noc wins with his MLG post
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on May 04, 2017, 01:57:10 AM
oh wow I was expecting andy to win ok
now what do I do?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: cashwarrior1 on May 04, 2017, 02:05:54 AM
I'll tell you what to do: You must die.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 04, 2017, 02:35:47 AM
Smoke weed and pretend to kill zombies
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on May 04, 2017, 04:02:24 AM
now what do I do?
I don't think this was a question, but I'll answer it anyway.

Spoiler
Scream at the top of your lungs, "What's going on?"
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: F. L. U. D. D. on May 15, 2017, 05:46:25 PM
Dead game is dead. My turn!

The ingredients of bleach:
1. The shattered dreams of many
2. The souls of children
3. ??
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 15, 2017, 08:03:08 PM
Spoiler
3. And 99.3% refined chlorine!
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 15, 2017, 08:42:44 PM
3. Tears of a rapper
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 16, 2017, 01:44:46 AM
Fried green tomatoes
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: F. L. U. D. D. on May 16, 2017, 02:10:05 AM
AmpharosAndy definitely wins  ;D
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 16, 2017, 12:17:48 PM
Apply [blank] to the wound to save this poor man's life!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 16, 2017, 12:19:56 PM
Spoiler
Spicy nachos!
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 16, 2017, 02:34:01 PM
Orphan Tears
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: F. L. U. D. D. on May 16, 2017, 04:01:35 PM
Spoiler
George Foreman
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 16, 2017, 05:17:30 PM
E Gadd wins! Spicy nachos always help :) I also don't know who George Foreman is :P
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: F. L. U. D. D. on May 16, 2017, 05:19:18 PM
I also don't know who George Foreman is :P
Spoiler
SAY WAT, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE ALMIGHTY GEORGE FOREMAN IS?!
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 16, 2017, 05:33:36 PM
nope
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 16, 2017, 05:35:37 PM
ALL HAIL THE GEORGE FOREMAN XD

Uhhh...

______, the bane of my existence.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: F. L. U. D. D. on May 16, 2017, 05:39:47 PM
Spoiler
Parents
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 16, 2017, 05:40:27 PM
Bane
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 16, 2017, 05:45:35 PM
Taylor Swift
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 16, 2017, 06:03:26 PM
>:( FLUDD wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: F. L. U. D. D. on May 16, 2017, 06:07:25 PM
Nintendo just announced they will be adding a new character to the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe List:
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: AmpharosAndy on May 16, 2017, 06:52:50 PM
No they didn't
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on May 16, 2017, 08:13:00 PM
Spoiler
JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 16, 2017, 08:13:52 PM
Donald Trump
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on May 16, 2017, 08:21:54 PM

SCREW YOU MAN THAT'S MY ANSWER FUCK
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: F. L. U. D. D. on May 17, 2017, 12:07:52 AM
BoywithoutaFairy wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 17, 2017, 12:18:53 AM
If I ran the government, I would create the department of ___________
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on May 17, 2017, 12:31:01 AM
BEES
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: F. L. U. D. D. on May 17, 2017, 12:56:18 AM
Useless mementos  :P
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on May 17, 2017, 01:47:03 AM
redundancy department
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on May 17, 2017, 01:50:50 AM
Noc wins.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 13, 2017, 07:04:07 PM
This needs to be revived.

I SHALL REVIVE THIS THREAD WITH ____________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 14, 2017, 12:59:57 AM
FIRE AND FURY
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 14, 2017, 02:23:19 AM
JOOOOHN CEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 14, 2017, 02:24:12 AM
the power of pizza nuggets.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: swimswamit on August 14, 2017, 03:06:13 AM
jumper cables and a toaster
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 14, 2017, 03:10:19 AM
"This needs to be revived."
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 14, 2017, 03:34:39 AM
Swimswamit wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: swimswamit on August 14, 2017, 05:36:09 PM
Donald Trump has decided to one-up the koreans by sending missiles at Guam before they do, to celebrate Kim Jong Un throws a massive party and invites ____
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 14, 2017, 05:56:30 PM
slightly triggering
JOOOOHN CEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 14, 2017, 06:41:27 PM
The president of Guam
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 14, 2017, 07:04:27 PM
Dudeman
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: swimswamit on August 14, 2017, 09:09:02 PM
Noc wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 14, 2017, 10:45:49 PM
So the question is: will we get another prompt now?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 14, 2017, 10:53:16 PM
i mean noc let it die last time sooooo
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 15, 2017, 02:44:57 AM
The best way to up the stakes playing Apples to apples is to _____
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 15, 2017, 02:52:45 AM
make the losers play Russian roulette.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 15, 2017, 02:54:19 AM
throw the game in the trash and play CAH instead.
I actually prefer A2A but, y'know, sacrifice must be made
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 15, 2017, 03:07:01 AM
Stone the losers, but WITH APPLES
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 15, 2017, 04:31:39 AM
use stakes instead.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 16, 2017, 12:03:43 AM
stake the losers through the heart.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 16, 2017, 12:27:56 AM
Bwaf I guess
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 16, 2017, 03:30:42 AM
Rules are for suckers
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 16, 2017, 04:14:05 AM
Uhh Brainy I think you need to read the rules.
Also welcome back btw
Anyway
______________ is the key.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 16, 2017, 04:15:17 AM
This key
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 16, 2017, 04:57:12 AM
The west wing of the white house
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 16, 2017, 11:52:39 AM
The Soul of a wild Pokemon
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 16, 2017, 12:30:48 PM
C# major, mixolydian mode
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 16, 2017, 02:25:57 PM
Brainy wins.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 16, 2017, 04:01:57 PM
Braix is a(n) __________
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 16, 2017, 04:04:22 PM
wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 16, 2017, 04:10:19 PM
Pokémon
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 16, 2017, 05:20:19 PM
GODDAMMIT E. GADD I WAS GONNA USE THAT
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 16, 2017, 06:22:11 PM
Gold elo scrub

(Yeah I know I'm silver, nobody asked you)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 16, 2017, 09:52:14 PM
E. Gadd wins, by a landslide.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 16, 2017, 09:59:48 PM
Oh come on that one was laid out right in front of all of us

At that point it should just be who checked the thread first because p much everyone was gonna do the same thing
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 16, 2017, 10:13:23 PM
I don't really get your card, Noc...
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 16, 2017, 10:19:44 PM
Please read the rules, Brainy, he's not hosting a round.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 16, 2017, 10:56:41 PM
I don't really get your card, Noc...
it's a league of legends joke

Please read the rules, Brainy, he's not hosting a round.
??? ???
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 16, 2017, 11:17:48 PM
agh god dammit

I thought Brainy was referring to this:
Oh come on that one was laid out right in front of all of us

At that point it should just be who checked the thread first because p much everyone was gonna do the same thing
and I was like "bruh he ain't the card czar"

rip me
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 17, 2017, 01:15:08 AM
it's a league of legends joke
??? ???

OH!! I get it now. I change my vote, Noc wins for being more creative than a simple quote
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 17, 2017, 01:44:27 AM
thank you.


The date was going well until she pulled out _____________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 17, 2017, 01:47:27 AM
her ex's severed head in a box.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 17, 2017, 01:51:28 AM
My collection of high tech Pokemon toys
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 17, 2017, 02:32:25 AM
My collection of high tech Pokemon toys
BRAINY AUGH

The date was going well until she pulled out _____________.
Pictures of her current spouse
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on August 17, 2017, 02:58:13 PM
The date was going well until she pulled out _____________.
her phone
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 17, 2017, 03:52:29 PM
Her big finger
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 17, 2017, 06:27:31 PM
Let's go with brainy
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 18, 2017, 12:57:59 AM
Tew kewl 4 skewl  8)

It's raining, it's pouring the old man is _______
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 18, 2017, 01:02:05 AM
filing a lawsuit for acidic dentures that were eating away at the roof of his mouth.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 18, 2017, 01:06:32 AM
dying.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 18, 2017, 01:08:02 AM
this guy (https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-27-2015/edWylV.gif)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 18, 2017, 01:28:21 AM
Contemplating life on the ocean. Casually hopes someone catches the reference
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 18, 2017, 01:29:42 AM
Hemingway?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 18, 2017, 01:30:38 AM
Contemplating life on the ocean. Casually hopes someone catches the reference
I got it
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 18, 2017, 01:31:45 AM
Casually hopes someone catches the reference
If it's from a film released this year, then I think I know the reference. If not, then I probably don't.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 18, 2017, 01:33:48 AM
Hemingway?
Ding ding ding!

I got it
Noice

If it's from a film released this year, then I think I know the reference. If not, then I probably don't.
What were you thinking it was?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 18, 2017, 01:35:06 AM
Ding ding ding!
Cool. If you wanted to be more accurate though, I would've gone with "spending days trying to catch one freaking swordfish."
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 18, 2017, 01:37:47 AM
Winner is Dudeman

2nd: Noc
3rd E. Gadd
4th but not unfunny! : BDS
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 18, 2017, 01:39:22 AM
I actually won? That's actually pretty lame.


According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that _______ should be able to __________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 18, 2017, 01:40:12 AM
What were you thinking it was?
Logan. At the beginning of the film, the titular character (otherwise known as Wolverine) is saving up to buy a boat so he and Professor X can go live out on the ocean.


According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that _______ should be able to __________.
boats; sink
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 18, 2017, 01:44:41 AM
Dudeman; make a bee movie reference
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 18, 2017, 01:53:00 AM
Amelia Earhart; circumnavigate the world
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 18, 2017, 02:01:47 AM
Crash;
Spoiler
WOAHWOAHWOAH
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 18, 2017, 02:06:46 AM
King Dedede; float by swallowing air alone
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 18, 2017, 02:11:21 AM
dudeman

win in cards against humanity
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 18, 2017, 05:25:34 AM
BoywithoutaFairy

Update his Pokemon thread.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on August 18, 2017, 12:33:21 PM
bee; bee
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 18, 2017, 05:30:23 PM
Noc wins.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 18, 2017, 06:28:54 PM
And I shout / from the top of my lungs _______
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 18, 2017, 06:33:15 PM
TODOKETEEEEEE SETSUNASA NI WAAAAAAAAA

NAMAE WOOOOO TSUKEYOUUUU KAAAAA SUH-NOOOO HALAAATIOOOON
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 18, 2017, 08:51:54 PM
ONE PAWWWWWWWWWWWNCH!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 18, 2017, 09:02:15 PM
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 18, 2017, 09:23:34 PM
HOLD ON, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT HAWAIIAN KING AGAIN? OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
KAAAAMEHAAAAAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 18, 2017, 11:06:21 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAaAAAAAAaAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 19, 2017, 12:58:19 AM
I want to die
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 19, 2017, 01:51:29 AM
HEY LISTEN
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 19, 2017, 02:22:35 AM
e gad wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 19, 2017, 02:32:42 AM
1. _______________
2. _______________
3. _______________
4. Profit
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 19, 2017, 02:36:10 AM
Make a company
Make a TV show
Make a game series where we consistently release 2 copies of the same game with different titles and never ever deviate from the basic formula we created in game 1.......and 2
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 19, 2017, 02:54:10 AM
release pigs marked 1, 2, 3, and 5
notify customer service
???
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 19, 2017, 03:06:48 AM
Find a piece everybody knows
Remix it
Publish that
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 19, 2017, 03:39:59 AM
Get a small loan of a million dollars
Do investment stuff with it
? ? ?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 19, 2017, 05:12:30 AM
Dekka wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 19, 2017, 06:26:53 AM
"And now for something completely different! ______"
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 19, 2017, 06:51:22 AM
A ham and peanut butter sandwich
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 19, 2017, 06:54:24 AM
Spoiler
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6HwWCvdBE9c/TsX8TBzbQ-I/AAAAAAAAAFs/X_fc7Eat6eE/s1600/Mr%2BBean%2BFunny%2BFace.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 19, 2017, 02:08:39 PM
Ducks
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 19, 2017, 02:53:03 PM
Nah, that's too boring.
Spoiler
WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 19, 2017, 04:01:11 PM
A game of Roblox CSGO
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 19, 2017, 09:53:54 PM
BlackDragonSlayer wins!

Sadly, I was hoping for funnier entries--perhaps the quote in the Wikipedia page for And Now for Something Completely Different (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Now_for_Something_Completely_Different), "a man with a tape recorder up his nose", raised my expectations too much.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 19, 2017, 09:56:07 PM
If you wanna make the world a better place
take a look at yourself and ______
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 19, 2017, 09:57:46 PM
Quit while you're a head.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 19, 2017, 10:03:55 PM
Take a long, well-deserved nap
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 19, 2017, 10:21:15 PM
Make some good music
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 19, 2017, 10:27:18 PM
I'm Batman
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 19, 2017, 11:44:58 PM
Smash that mirror
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 20, 2017, 02:51:00 AM
KILL ALL MEN
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on August 20, 2017, 10:28:14 AM
cry
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 20, 2017, 10:59:14 AM
(oops, meant to do this earlier)

Trasdegi wins! (special mentions to Braix and Dekka though!) proof that sometimes flattery might get you somewhere
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 20, 2017, 11:36:43 AM
Two things are infinite: the universe and ______ ; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on August 20, 2017, 12:13:35 PM
waluigi
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 20, 2017, 01:01:54 PM
Kirby's stomach
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on August 20, 2017, 03:50:19 PM
Stupidity
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 20, 2017, 04:24:24 PM
Taxes
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 20, 2017, 05:11:08 PM
waluigi
please pick this
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 20, 2017, 07:24:39 PM
The universe
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 20, 2017, 09:07:25 PM
Nocturne's Ego
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 20, 2017, 10:02:33 PM
WaluigiTime64 wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on August 20, 2017, 10:18:00 PM
Quick! Before there's too many _______!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 20, 2017, 11:07:55 PM
Wah's
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 21, 2017, 12:08:09 AM
Underground resistance groups
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 21, 2017, 12:09:36 AM
Tribbles
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 21, 2017, 01:03:20 AM
lawyers
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 21, 2017, 01:33:12 AM
MEMESBut is there such a thing?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on August 21, 2017, 09:44:11 AM
SJWs
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on August 21, 2017, 11:10:03 AM
Dudeman wins! (seriously "lawyers" like wtf)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 21, 2017, 09:51:50 PM
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who ________, and those who don't/can't/aren't.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Maelstrom on August 21, 2017, 10:47:11 PM
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary, and those who don't
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 21, 2017, 10:56:45 PM
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary, and those who don't

I just got ninja'd
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 21, 2017, 11:00:45 PM
Dream of sweet salty memes
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 21, 2017, 11:07:47 PM
Even
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 22, 2017, 12:19:26 AM
Sing in the shower
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on August 22, 2017, 01:34:14 AM
check Google before asking questions
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 22, 2017, 01:38:38 AM
Make jokes about binary
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 22, 2017, 02:53:48 AM
do/can/are
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 22, 2017, 02:59:21 AM
My vote goes to BDS for that one.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 22, 2017, 06:43:06 AM
I'm inclined to agree. BDS wins.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 22, 2017, 06:50:14 AM
A ______ walks into a bar. The bartender says ______.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on August 22, 2017, 07:51:14 AM
bartender; fuck
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 22, 2017, 11:56:49 AM
Monk; Wus poppin baldie
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 22, 2017, 12:14:30 PM
Bar; nothing as they push their drink away.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 22, 2017, 02:30:23 PM
Invisible man; nothing
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 22, 2017, 03:38:40 PM
Infinite Group of mathematicians
What'll you have to drink?  I'll have a full glass, my buddy will have half a glass, his buddy- the bartender interrupts.  I'm gonna stop you there, here's 2 glasses
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 26, 2017, 06:57:03 AM
So apparently I completely missed all the posts here after the first one. Oops!

Braix wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on August 26, 2017, 07:12:48 AM
When I die, I want to be _______.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on August 26, 2017, 09:05:48 AM
reincarnated as Waluigi.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 26, 2017, 02:43:48 PM
dead
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 26, 2017, 04:54:57 PM
At one with video games and memes
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 26, 2017, 06:30:58 PM
Alive again, because being dead succs
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 26, 2017, 06:35:26 PM
Alive again, because being dead succs
succ is dead

no succ
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 26, 2017, 06:36:45 PM
That was a typo.....
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 26, 2017, 07:23:45 PM
Spoiler
JOOOOOHHHNNNN CEENNNAAAAA!!!!
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 26, 2017, 07:55:19 PM
yeah what is it now
attacc
protecc
something behind your bacc
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on August 27, 2017, 02:40:10 AM
waluigi wins again
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on August 27, 2017, 03:00:20 AM
Sometimes I like to start flame wars about ___________________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 27, 2017, 03:03:26 AM
nocturneofshadow
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on August 27, 2017, 03:09:40 AM
The title of the Discord server.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 27, 2017, 03:26:42 AM
Chikorita being the best starter
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on August 27, 2017, 03:29:50 AM
Airbenders
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 27, 2017, 03:31:04 AM
Charizard
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 27, 2017, 03:32:40 AM
The 5th Dimension
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Yug_Guy on August 27, 2017, 03:38:17 AM
Sometimes I like to start flame wars about ___________________.
Whether or not hot dogs can be classified as sandwhiches (http://FYI, they totally can btw)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 27, 2017, 03:41:49 AM
Whether or not hot dogs can be classified as sandwhiches(url=http://FYI, they totally can btw)[/url]
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Yug_Guy on August 27, 2017, 03:44:32 AM
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
IT'S BREAD WITH MEAT SANDWICHED BETWEEN THEM. IT'S A SANDWHICH
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 27, 2017, 03:45:50 AM
Chikorita being the best starter
winners don't pick chikorita


PS hot dogs are tacos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlNJJT1NVOE
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 27, 2017, 03:46:31 AM
YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT YOU HEATHEN

ninja'd:
winners don't pick chikorita
yes
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 27, 2017, 05:03:39 AM
Kirby's gender

Spoiler
I've also seen Galacta Knight referred to as female multiple times online when he's been defined as male in-game since and including the first game he's appeared in.
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 27, 2017, 05:07:27 AM
IT'S BREAD WITH MEAT SANDWICHED BETWEEN THEM. IT'S A SANDWHICH
I AGREE

Sometimes I like to start flame wars about ___________________.
King Sammer
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 27, 2017, 06:01:19 AM
hot dogs are tacos until the bun rips apart, at which point it becomes a sandwich

pies are pizzas, unless they have a closed top crust, where they become tacos
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 27, 2017, 06:27:57 AM
Which Pokemon gen is the best
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 27, 2017, 06:28:49 AM
3
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on August 27, 2017, 06:38:19 AM
Yug_Guy wins for both amusing me and actually starting a small debate.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 27, 2017, 11:27:52 AM
3
WRONG
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Yug_Guy on August 27, 2017, 06:38:29 PM
"Come with me, and you'll be in a world of pure ________________."
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 27, 2017, 06:40:48 PM
pureness
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 27, 2017, 07:00:27 PM
RAWK
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 27, 2017, 07:07:55 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 27, 2017, 08:07:15 PM
Irony
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 27, 2017, 08:11:43 PM
Spanish Inquisition
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on August 27, 2017, 09:07:30 PM
PAIN
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 27, 2017, 09:28:12 PM
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLUIGI
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on August 27, 2017, 09:34:45 PM
oh no my line has been stolen

uhh...

i got nothing
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 27, 2017, 10:14:59 PM
Procrastination!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Yug_Guy on August 27, 2017, 10:49:24 PM
Dudeman wins, because I was not at all expecting that answer.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on August 27, 2017, 10:55:45 PM
Dudeman wins, because I was not at all expecting that answer.

Did you expect any of these answers?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 27, 2017, 10:57:11 PM
Did you expect any of these answers?
not sure if joking or didn't understand the joke
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Yug_Guy on August 27, 2017, 11:02:49 PM
Did you expect any of these answers?
not sure if joking or didn't understand the joke
Really? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_Y4MbUCLY)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 28, 2017, 05:35:41 PM
Nobody expects _______! Our chief weapon is _______!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 28, 2017, 05:41:29 PM
Nobody expects fear and surprise! Our chief weapon is the spanish inquisition!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 28, 2017, 06:01:39 PM
Chivalry, smallpox blankets
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 28, 2017, 06:17:53 PM
Memes; Dudeman
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 28, 2017, 06:25:25 PM
Dwayne "The "You're "Maui" Welcome" Rock" Johnson, Dwayne "The "You're "Maui" Welcome" Rock" Johnson
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 29, 2017, 02:06:06 AM
Bulgarian Dance; Slap slap slap, clap clap clap (repeat)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 29, 2017, 02:07:57 AM
Trasdegi wins, I legit laughed at that one.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 29, 2017, 07:04:54 AM
Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and ___; egg bacon and ____; egg bacon sausage and ____; ____ bacon sausage and ___; ____ egg ___ ___ bacon and ___; ___ sausage ____ ___ bacon ___ tomato and ___ ...


All blank space are the same word
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 29, 2017, 07:08:02 AM
Australian fruit........oh wait nevermind that doesn't exist. We need to take that off the menu.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 29, 2017, 07:09:39 AM
chicken & chips
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 29, 2017, 11:40:59 AM
Help me; please; they've; got; me; Trapped; in; this; place; and; won't; let; me; go
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 29, 2017, 12:01:29 PM
Ham
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 29, 2017, 01:16:30 PM
we're gonna steal the declaration of independence
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 29, 2017, 02:29:49 PM
no
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 29, 2017, 03:57:54 PM
Brainy wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 29, 2017, 04:09:51 PM
Boi

 "Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first _________ when I was seven, blew my _______ off, we never saw the(that) ________ again, been into it ever since." — Nicolas Cage, The Rock
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 29, 2017, 04:50:46 PM
meme, social life, light of day
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 29, 2017, 10:43:26 PM
HQ Rip, Day job, OSTs of actual games
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 29, 2017, 11:44:02 PM
Dwayne "The "You're "Maui" Welcome" Rock" Johnson
Three times
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on August 30, 2017, 05:26:59 AM
BB gun; finger; parents
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 30, 2017, 03:07:16 PM
Dudeman stole the Declaration of Independence. (He won for all the people who didn't get the reference.)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 30, 2017, 06:41:00 PM
If it ain't _____, don't ______.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 30, 2017, 07:06:38 PM
Baroque

Listen to it
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on August 30, 2017, 09:57:16 PM
Broke
fix it till it is
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 30, 2017, 10:08:49 PM
high-quality

listen to it
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 30, 2017, 10:27:22 PM
high-quality

listen to it
well Frick if I was gonna win with my pun I won't now
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 31, 2017, 02:25:48 AM
Legal; get caught doing it, ya bloke.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 31, 2017, 03:56:24 AM
that's a pretty lame line-up you've given me, folks
well Frick if I was gonna win with my pun I won't now
Well you would have won with a good pun over any high-quality rips jokes, but I've heard the "if it ain't Baroque" pun way to many times for it to be clever anymore, so (predictably) MSF wins instead.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 31, 2017, 03:59:31 AM
The United States and ________ have a strong alliance; we provide them with ________, and they provide us with _________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on August 31, 2017, 04:06:26 AM
Australia; self-esteem; nothing, because they don't exist
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on August 31, 2017, 11:05:20 AM
Germany; David Hasslehoff; Dank Holocaust memes
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on August 31, 2017, 12:07:30 PM
Internet, our time, dank memes
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on August 31, 2017, 11:15:57 PM
the United States; self-awareness; self-awar—wait...
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on August 31, 2017, 11:21:39 PM
Russia
Classified documents from the west wing of the white house
A president
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on August 31, 2017, 11:26:06 PM
As much as I should've expected it, I didn't, so Dudeman's response wins. I laughed quite a bit at that one. (E. Gadd's was close, though.)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 04, 2017, 12:11:42 AM
Ahem
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 04, 2017, 12:25:48 AM
Ahem

! Today...
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 04, 2017, 12:56:02 AM
Eh, just leave it
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 04, 2017, 06:30:57 PM
Whoops, my bad.


Fight, Mega Man! For everlasting _________!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 04, 2017, 06:44:37 PM
Series of video games that are more or less the same game!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 04, 2017, 07:22:41 PM
piece!

...don't you mean peace?

No! Piece! Fight for everlasting piece of cake!
(Idk, it's my sister's birthday and I'm at the party rn)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 04, 2017, 07:43:34 PM
Whoops, my bad.


Fight, Mega Man! For everlasting _________!
dr. wahwee
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 04, 2017, 07:49:44 PM
dr. WAHHHHHHHHHHH
Ftfy
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 04, 2017, 09:26:19 PM
Imprisonment in video games
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 04, 2017, 09:31:41 PM
BDS wins. Thank you vewwy much.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 04, 2017, 09:45:46 PM
I'll keep it simple:

GRAND ___!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 04, 2017, 09:52:51 PM
parents are the parents of a person's father or mother – paternal or maternal. Every sexually-reproducing creature who is not a genetic chimera has a maximum of four genetic grandparents, eight genetic great-grandparents, sixteen genetic great-great-grandparents, 32 genetic great-great-great-grandparents, 64 genetic great-great-great-great-grandparents, etc., although the numbers will be lower in cases of pedigree collapse. In the history of modern humanity, around 30,000 years ago, the number of modern humans who lived to be a grandparent increased exponentially.[citation needed] It is not known for certain what spurred this increase in longevity, but it is generally believed that a key consequence of three generations being alive together was the preservation of information which could otherwise have been lost; an example of this important information might have been where to find water in times of drought.[1][2] In cases where parents are unwilling or unable to provide adequate care for their children (e.g., death of the parents), grandparents often take on the role of primary caregivers. Even when this is not the case, and particularly in traditional cultures, grandparents often have a direct and clear role in relation to the raising, care and nurture of children. Grandparents are second-degree relatives and share 25% genetic overlap. A step-grandparent can be the step-parent of the parent or the step-parent's parent or the step-parent's step-parent (though technically this might be called a step-step-grandparent). The various words for grandparents at times may also be used to refer to any elderly person, especially the terms gramps, granny, grandfather, grandmother, nan, Maw-Maw, Paw-Paw and others which families make up themselves. When used as a noun (e.g., "... a grandparent walked by"), grandfather and grandmother are usually used, although forms such as grandma/grandpa, granny/granddaddy or even nan/pop are sometimes used. When preceded by "my ..." (e.g., "... my grandpa walked by"), all forms are common (anywhere from "... my grandfather ..." to "... my Gramps ..."). All forms can be used in plural, but Gramps (plural Gramps) is rare. In writing, Grandfather and Grandmother are most common, but very rare when referring to a grandparent in person. In speech, Grandpa and Grandma are commonly used in the United States, Canada and Australia. In Britain, Ireland, United States, Australia, New Zealand and, particularly prevalent in Newfoundland and Labrador, Nan, Nana, Nanan, Nannan, Nanna, Nada, Nanny, Gran and Granny and other variations are often used for grandmother in both writing and speech. In many parts of Pakistan and India, maternal grandparents are called Nana and Nani. Similarly, paternal grandparents are called Dada and Dadi. Numerous other variants exist, such as Gramp, Gramps, Grampa, Grandpap, Granda, Grampy, Granddad, Grandad, Granddaddy, Grandpappy, Pop(s), Pap, Pappy, and Pawpaw for grandfather; Grandmom, Grandmama, Granny, Gran, Nanny, Nan, Mammaw and Grammy for grandmother. Gogo can be used for either, etc. Given that people may have two living sets of grandparents, some confusion arises from calling two people "grandma" or "grandpa", so often two of the other terms listed above are used for one set of grandparents. Another common solution is to call grandparents by their first names ("Grandpa George", "Grandma Anne", etc.) or by their family names ("Grandpa Jones", "Grandma Smith"). In North America, many families call one set of grandparents by their ethnic names (e.g., Hispanic grandparents might be called abuelo and abuela or "abuelito" and "abuelita", French grandparents might be called papi and mamie, Italian grandparents might be called nonno and nonna, or Dutch and German grandparents might be called Opa and Oma. In Flanders pepee or petje and memee or metje are most used). Mandarin-speaking Chinese Americans refer to maternal grandparents as pó pó (婆婆) and gōng gōng (公公) and paternal grandparents as nǎi nǎi (奶奶) and yé yé (爷爷). In the Philippines, grandparents are called lolo (grandfather) and lola (grandmother), respectively. Languages and cultures with more specific kinship terminology than English may distinguish between paternal grandparents and maternal grandparents. For example, in the Swedish language there is no single word for "grandmother"; the mother's mother is termed mormor and the father's mother is termed farmor.[3] However, the other Scandinavian languages, Danish and Norwegian, use words which specifies the kinship like in Swedish (identically spelled among all three languages), as well as using common terms similar to grandmother (Danish: bedstemor, Norwegian: bestemor). The parents of a grandparent, or the grandparents of a parent, are called the same names as grandparents(grandfather/-mother, grandpa/-ma, granddad/-ma, etc.) with the prefix great- added, with an additional great- added for each additional generation. One's great-grandparent's parents would be "great-great-grandparents". To avoid a proliferation of "greats" when discussing genealogical trees, one may also use ordinals instead of multiple "greats"; thus a "great-great-grandfather" would be the "second great-grandfather", and a "great-great-great-grandfather" would be a third great-grandfather, and so on. This system is used by some genealogical websites such as Geni.[4] One may also use cardinal numbers for numbering greats, for example, great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother becomes 6×-great-grandma. Individuals who share the same great-grandparents but are not siblings or first cousins are called "second cousins" to each other, as second cousins are the grandchildren of one's grandparent's siblings. The use of the prefix "grand-" dates from the early 13th century, from the Anglo-French graund. The term was used as a translation of Latin magnus.[5] The prefix "great-" represents a direct translation of magnus to English.[6] In Old English, the prefixes ealde- (old) and ieldra- (elder) were used (ealdefæder/-mōdor and ieldrafæder/-mōdor). A great-grandfather was called a þridda fæder (third father), a great-great-grandfather a fēowerða fæder (fourth father), etc.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 04, 2017, 10:05:42 PM
Son
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 04, 2017, 10:07:24 PM
Use a spoiler tag
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 04, 2017, 10:09:09 PM
Grand use a spoiler tag? ???
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 05, 2017, 03:35:59 AM
CANAL

Spoiler
(https://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/6/60/Gcanal.jpg/300px-Gcanal.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 05, 2017, 11:32:01 AM
Bizarre Town
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 05, 2017, 03:19:12 PM
E. Gadd wins, because even though I haven't played Super Mario Sunshine, that seems like a funny thing to shout out.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 05, 2017, 03:56:51 PM
E. Gadd wins, because even though I haven't played Super Mario Sunshine, that seems like a funny thing to shout out.

Isn't that from mario party?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 05, 2017, 05:09:16 PM
No one mentioned the Jojo reference
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 05, 2017, 05:35:07 PM
Isn't that from mario party?
idk
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 05, 2017, 09:43:49 PM
That's Mario Party 7 XD


"Such excitement, like a pie made of _______!"
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on September 05, 2017, 09:48:14 PM
Waluigi.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 05, 2017, 10:00:09 PM
Orphans and kittens
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 05, 2017, 10:20:14 PM
DAMMIT WALUIGI'S WON IT ALREADY
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 05, 2017, 10:22:23 PM
...really?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on September 05, 2017, 10:25:46 PM
mag
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 05, 2017, 10:37:20 PM
Giant fanged funky winkerbeans
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 05, 2017, 11:00:26 PM
Butterscotch  :'(
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 06, 2017, 02:29:07 AM
Butterscotch  :'(
This would win IIIIIIF it wasn't such excitement!

Sorry... but WAHHHHHH wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on September 06, 2017, 03:14:30 AM
Ah yes, my colleagues: John, Bill and __________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 06, 2017, 03:17:30 AM
Waluigi
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 06, 2017, 03:18:50 AM
JohnBill
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 06, 2017, 04:05:04 AM
Buzzy the Buck-toothed buzzard
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 06, 2017, 04:10:04 AM
The Kool-aid Man
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 06, 2017, 05:45:04 AM
The Reggienator
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 06, 2017, 06:56:42 AM
Spoiler
JOHN CENAAAAAAAAA
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on September 06, 2017, 08:40:18 AM
Man these are pretty good. Honourable mentions go to "Waluigi" and "JohnBill", but...

Trasdegi wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 06, 2017, 08:54:02 AM
A little _______ is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 06, 2017, 11:12:39 AM
Piece of Yug_guy's mustache 
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 06, 2017, 12:32:08 PM
Bathing in warm jello
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 06, 2017, 12:58:55 PM
Waluigi
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 06, 2017, 04:49:17 PM
it
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 06, 2017, 05:50:31 PM
Dihydrogen monoxide

I'm serious. Put a teeny bit of that stuff in the wrong part of your body and breathing problems are only the start of it.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 06, 2017, 06:07:33 PM
Insta win for dekkadeci
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 06, 2017, 06:25:12 PM
So how come some people get to spam waluigi and I can't
Y'all are weird for worshiping a purple toothpick
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 06, 2017, 07:16:34 PM
So how come some people get to spam waluigi and I can't

I don't get it, either.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 06, 2017, 07:45:14 PM
Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're _____
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on September 06, 2017, 07:55:38 PM
fat
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 06, 2017, 07:58:45 PM
WAIT I HAVE TO STOP THE GAME RIGHT THERE

DO YOU REALIZE THAT I'M PLAYING THE MAD HATTER IN A SHOW RIGHT NOW

THAT'S MY SONG YOU'RE USING RIGHT THERE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 06, 2017, 08:13:03 PM
It's coincidence, I swear--it was the first thing that popped into my head!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 06, 2017, 08:19:35 PM
Well, back on topic:
Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're _____
hiding all my jellybeans
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 06, 2017, 08:34:28 PM
WAIT I HAVE TO STOP THE GAME RIGHT THERE

DO YOU REALIZE THAT I'M PLAYING THE MAD HATTER IN A SHOW RIGHT NOW

THAT'S MY SONG YOU'RE USING RIGHT THERE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

Wait, you're in a musical right now?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 06, 2017, 08:34:43 PM
Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're finding inspiration to answer to this when fat is already used
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 06, 2017, 08:38:11 PM
Wait, you're in a musical right now?
It's not a musical but there's a few quick little ditties in there. That's one of 'em.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 07, 2017, 01:38:02 AM
Keeping all of these baseball bats. I mean seriously.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 07, 2017, 02:56:09 AM
Summoning all these hurricanes and other natural disasters. Seriously, America can’t take much more, and then who will the weather bully next?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 07, 2017, 03:05:26 AM
at(?)

sorry i cant think of anything
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 07, 2017, 03:41:34 AM
Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're at and if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 07, 2017, 03:56:20 AM
It's gotta be a toss-up between Levi's and Brainy's. Those two are too great. XD
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 07, 2017, 08:25:19 PM
LeviR.star wins for making me laugh for the first time among all times I've judged entries in this thread!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 07, 2017, 08:35:37 PM
LeviR.star wins for making me laugh for the first time among all times I've judged entries in this thread!

Wow, I feel honored... never thought I'd win at this game. Thanks!

I sure do enjoy a nice cup of ____ in the morning.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 07, 2017, 08:48:50 PM
Covfefe
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 07, 2017, 08:56:41 PM
cereals
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on September 07, 2017, 09:26:16 PM
spiders
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 08, 2017, 01:39:03 AM
Joe (the person, not referring to the drink)



Also, that's my whole answer, even the stuff in parentheses.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 08, 2017, 01:42:08 AM
napalm
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 08, 2017, 04:01:18 AM
Morning
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 08, 2017, 04:09:09 AM
BDS wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on September 08, 2017, 04:32:55 AM
u wot

mine was totally better than his

and if not mine then Noc's
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 08, 2017, 04:41:35 AM
yes I agree I should haff one
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 08, 2017, 05:17:31 AM
BDS wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 08, 2017, 09:56:46 PM
I hurt myself today
To ______
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 08, 2017, 10:06:24 PM
Bandage or not to bandage? That is the question!
...
...
Yeahhh I can just tough it out
*dies of a severe infectious disease two weeks later*
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 08, 2017, 10:10:53 PM
initiate a zombie hover in an attempt to solve barrier skip
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 08, 2017, 10:20:52 PM
Prove that I was capable of something to my parents.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 08, 2017, 10:32:23 PM
initiate a zombie hover in an attempt to solve barrier skip
barrier skip was solved bro
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: ZeldaFan on September 08, 2017, 10:50:54 PM
See if I could still parkour like I used to.

I can't.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 08, 2017, 10:54:09 PM
zf ought to win I snickered
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 09, 2017, 12:17:59 AM
barrier skip was solved bro
I know, it just happened to be on my mind
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 09, 2017, 12:31:04 AM
I mean I guess there was a lot of hurt involved
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 09, 2017, 01:08:00 AM
I hurt myself today
To hell I go
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 09, 2017, 01:39:24 AM
Brainy's answer got the longest puff of air coming out of my nose, so... Brainy wins.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 09, 2017, 02:30:33 AM
Arthur- "You know,it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

Ford- "Why, what did she tell you?"

Arthur- "_____________________"

-HGttG
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 09, 2017, 02:32:36 AM
Don’t eat the yellow snow
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 09, 2017, 02:38:48 AM
Hi, I'm your mother
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 09, 2017, 03:16:20 AM
I don't know, I wasn't listening.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 09, 2017, 03:17:36 AM
Arthur- "You know,it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

Ford- "Why, what did she tell you?"

Arthur- "On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't."

-HGttG
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 09, 2017, 03:19:27 AM
you quoted the wrong shrek
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 09, 2017, 03:21:39 AM
you quoted the wrong shrek

John 19:22 - Pilate answered, "What I have written, I have written."
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 09, 2017, 03:31:31 PM
Levi wins!

Noc gets honorable mention for finishing the quote though
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 10, 2017, 12:53:59 AM
Levi wins!

Thanks for my second win!

Oh my lands, is that a duck _____ing on your cranium?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 10, 2017, 02:12:34 AM
Tales
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 10, 2017, 02:36:53 AM
-billed duck with a duck-shaped hat and a duck action figure, who's also holding a rubber duck, and happens to be making duck-lips.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 10, 2017, 03:15:29 AM
-billed platypus named Perry sneak-
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on September 10, 2017, 03:16:24 AM
Hey no editing the prompt allowed after some answers have already been posted
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 10, 2017, 03:19:07 AM
Hey no editing the prompt allowed after some answers have already been posted

Sorry, forgot to add it.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on September 10, 2017, 03:20:51 AM
Yeah but they were posting answers for your original prompt already so you can't just go and change it like that
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 10, 2017, 03:52:49 AM
I can allow them to edit their own. Simple as that.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on September 10, 2017, 03:54:24 AM
OR you could accept answers from both prompts and whatever's funniest for the prompt they answered wins.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 10, 2017, 04:00:13 AM
That'll do, Waluigi. That'll do.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 10, 2017, 06:36:22 AM
Oh my lands, is that a duck shitting on your cranium?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 10, 2017, 06:37:47 AM
^^^

What I wanted to say, but had the decency not to. :P
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 10, 2017, 07:10:11 PM
Braix wins, I guess.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 11, 2017, 01:38:10 AM
I should win this round because ______________
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on September 11, 2017, 01:40:04 AM
I'm a mod who has divine maturity and is right about everything
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 11, 2017, 01:42:06 AM
I should win this round because licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 11, 2017, 01:43:54 AM
I'm Batman
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 11, 2017, 02:13:15 AM
I'm literally better than you in every way conceivable.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 11, 2017, 02:18:47 AM
I'm literally better than you in every way conceivable.

♪I'm practically perfect, in every way...♫
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 11, 2017, 02:30:17 AM
...my response is the funniest.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 11, 2017, 03:00:13 AM
I should win this round because ______________
...I shouldn’t even have to give a reason. I’m the best dang mod out there and have the power to unexist anyone who disagrees
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 11, 2017, 04:16:11 AM
I'm part of a minority and I'm entitled to it.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 11, 2017, 04:57:45 AM
guys

the "I" in that sentence was meant to apply to whoever would filling in the blank, not me
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Latios212 on September 11, 2017, 05:03:46 AM
Quote
I should win this round because I can follow braix's directions
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 11, 2017, 05:10:23 AM
I followed the directinos
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 11, 2017, 05:13:38 AM
I should win this round because I'm a rebel and I don't follow Braix's directions.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 11, 2017, 05:59:59 AM
I was just doing some random person's response
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 11, 2017, 10:59:39 AM
I'd be insulted if you didn't pick me. Favoritism for the win.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 11, 2017, 02:39:59 PM
well i guess its a tie between levi and latios

Spoiler
brainy wins
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 11, 2017, 03:30:39 PM
Oh, that actually worked. Thx Braix

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS _____________
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 11, 2017, 03:36:48 PM
Boating school isn't school for boats
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 11, 2017, 05:05:15 PM
Oh, that actually worked. Thx Braix

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS YOU ONLY NEED. ONE. MORE. WOOOOOORRRD!!!!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 11, 2017, 05:16:37 PM
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS NOT TO EAT BOATS
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 11, 2017, 10:57:04 PM
Floor it
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 11, 2017, 11:03:41 PM
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS MEATBALL, MEATBALL, SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH! RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GREAT BARRIER REEF!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 11, 2017, 11:15:32 PM
you do not talk about boating school.

The second thing I learned in boating school is that you do not talk about boating school.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 12, 2017, 04:16:11 AM
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS useless.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 12, 2017, 11:34:56 AM
E. Gadd wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 12, 2017, 10:18:27 PM
Hello, and welcome to __________, Home of the one and only _________! Please enjoy your time here!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 12, 2017, 10:19:25 PM
the WWE superslam;
Spoiler
spanish inquisition
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 12, 2017, 10:20:42 PM
Wow
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 12, 2017, 10:49:08 PM
Minnesota; the Minnesota state fair
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 12, 2017, 11:08:11 PM
Good burger
Good burger
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 12, 2017, 11:09:37 PM
Waluigi's Taco stand, WAH SO SPICY TACO!!!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 13, 2017, 03:39:32 AM
I almost forgot, oops. BoywithoutaFairy wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 13, 2017, 04:35:08 AM
20000 Leagues Under the __________
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 13, 2017, 04:38:35 AM
20000 Leagues Under the bowels of dingo
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 13, 2017, 11:35:55 AM
League of Legends
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 13, 2017, 11:46:44 AM
Weather, and I'm all out of cold medicine and Advil
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 13, 2017, 02:20:22 PM
Levi wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 13, 2017, 03:30:11 PM
Oh, you got the iCarly reference! Thanks!

Nothing like ___ing a ______ to make you feel like a man.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 13, 2017, 03:43:50 PM
Frost

Cake
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 13, 2017, 03:45:04 PM
Nothing like typing a 400 page essay explaining why your point is right and the other person is a no good good-for-nothing ankle biting meanie to make you feel like a man.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 13, 2017, 04:00:34 PM
Knit
Sweater
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 13, 2017, 05:31:11 PM
Suplex; Boulder
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 13, 2017, 06:37:51 PM
winn; game of Posts Against Humanity
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 13, 2017, 06:40:13 PM
winn; game of Posts Against Humanity

Cocky little guy, aren'tcha?

Dudeman wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 13, 2017, 06:44:22 PM
It's over, Anakin! I have the ________!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 13, 2017, 07:03:13 PM
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 13, 2017, 07:12:36 PM
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE on a stick
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 13, 2017, 10:15:15 PM
Lava ground
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 14, 2017, 12:11:04 AM
High ground. (Begins to smoke weed)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 14, 2017, 12:12:20 AM
Weed ground. (Begins to smoke high)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Yug_Guy on September 14, 2017, 12:32:03 AM
It's over, Anakin! I have the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise! It's not a story the Jedi would tell you! It's a Sith legend! Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life! He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying! The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural! He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did! Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep! Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 14, 2017, 12:37:09 AM
God dammit. God fucking dammit.

Yug wins.

God fucking dammit.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Yug_Guy on September 14, 2017, 12:47:42 AM
God dammit. God fucking dammit.
Yug wins.
God fucking dammit.
Wait, I actually won this round?
(https://i.redd.it/3ah6k9okldoy.jpg)
[close]

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?"
"I hope she made lotsa ________!"
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 14, 2017, 12:59:02 AM
WATERMELOHWN
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 14, 2017, 01:40:08 AM
lasagna
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 14, 2017, 03:00:23 AM
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 14, 2017, 03:09:04 AM
Spaghetti!

Hey, stop interrupting, Papyrus.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 14, 2017, 03:25:30 PM
*Insert generic Italian food here* MAMAMIA
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 14, 2017, 03:32:44 PM
"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?"
"I hope she made lotsa scrumptous food that will satisfy our appetites, preferably stereotypical Italian food that we, as 90s Mario Bros., are constantly associated with through pop-culture and horrible spin offs like this one!"
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Yug_Guy on September 14, 2017, 10:48:07 PM
Dudeman wins because I love that video.

It's a watermelohwn, INSIDE ANOTHER WATERMELOHWN!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 14, 2017, 10:52:40 PM
well great now I have to reference the original guy

She showers with Pantene, but I've got __________ to keep me clean!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 14, 2017, 11:25:47 PM
Moral rectitude
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 15, 2017, 12:06:40 AM
Liquid nitrogen
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 15, 2017, 12:59:57 AM
OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 15, 2017, 01:05:32 AM
yep okay that's it, braix wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on September 15, 2017, 01:50:50 AM
curses how did i not think of that
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 16, 2017, 02:14:51 AM
When I'm feeling down, I like to ______.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 16, 2017, 02:51:05 AM
Go up
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 16, 2017, 03:51:28 AM
turn that tin frown upside down with a box of apple juice
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 16, 2017, 04:08:24 AM
When I'm feeling down, I like to siiiing.......daaaance....preteeeend......and... I like to have fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 16, 2017, 06:24:30 AM
drink a whiskey drink, drink a vodka drink, drink a lager drink, drink a cider drink, sing the songs that remind me of the good times, and sing the songs that remind me of the better times.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 18, 2017, 04:06:56 AM
dudeman wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 18, 2017, 04:11:45 AM
dooooooooon't cry for meeeeeee neeext-dooor neighboooooooooooooooor

How is a raven like a writing desk?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 18, 2017, 04:15:53 AM
They both remind me of my future, in school and at times annoying.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 18, 2017, 04:40:40 AM
<insert witty answer to a vague question meant to be a joke or riddle of some sort>
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 18, 2017, 05:41:24 AM
It's not
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 18, 2017, 06:48:16 AM
BIRB
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 26, 2017, 01:47:30 PM
Yo, Dudeman....
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 26, 2017, 05:21:39 PM
Agh, I was waiting for more answers at the start and then forgot I was the czar.

Noc wins, I guess.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 26, 2017, 06:28:28 PM
I came here to _____ and to _____ , and I'm _________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 26, 2017, 06:35:11 PM
kick gum, chew ass, all out of ass
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 26, 2017, 10:17:11 PM
Catch Jellyfish, Blow bubbles, bubbles
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 26, 2017, 10:28:31 PM
Play TWG, talk about video games, not going near the politics thread
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 27, 2017, 03:54:34 AM
Complain
Make you check your privilege
Triggered
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 27, 2017, 04:17:30 AM
chew gum, kick ass, all out of gum
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 27, 2017, 04:18:49 AM
This is a tough one cause they all suck :^)
E gadd wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 27, 2017, 04:22:49 AM
Well thanks?

Uh

There’s 104 days of summer vacation, and _______ comes along just to end it!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 27, 2017, 04:26:46 AM
crippling depression
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 27, 2017, 04:26:53 AM
Clinical depression and anxiety

WOW NINJAD
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 27, 2017, 04:28:36 AM
Spanish Inquisition
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 27, 2017, 04:38:10 AM
steadily depressing, low-down mind-messing, working at the car wash blues
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 27, 2017, 04:41:13 AM
death.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 27, 2017, 05:06:33 AM
My parents
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 27, 2017, 11:30:32 AM
Getting caught up in an illegal drug trade where you meet a friendly fellow named "Sweettooth" who has more tattoos than a.......guy with a lot of tattoos....
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 27, 2017, 11:03:54 PM
Dekka wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 28, 2017, 12:40:40 AM
Note that I was purposefully dodging what originally filled in that blank, "school". Yeah, I watched too much Phineas and Ferb during one university trip with my hotel roommate.

We are the Knights of ____
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 28, 2017, 12:48:16 AM
Ni!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 28, 2017, 03:32:39 AM
of Sunlight. Praise the sun my comrade, and let us participate in jolly cooperation. Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 28, 2017, 03:50:10 AM
the Spanish Inquisition
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Yug_Guy on September 28, 2017, 04:05:25 AM
of the Round Table,
We dance when e're we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooooot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

...no, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot - 'tis a silly place.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 28, 2017, 04:06:39 AM
^ okay that was my second choice of answers
you're a good egg, yug
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Yug_Guy on September 28, 2017, 04:13:48 AM
^ okay that was my second choice of answers
you're a good egg, yug
Thank you, Dudeman. I try my best.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 28, 2017, 05:06:42 AM
Rock n roll
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 28, 2017, 06:12:29 AM
^ okay that was my second choice of answers
you're a good egg, yug
Quote
egg
no

that's also my answer for the prompt
just "no"
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 28, 2017, 11:00:33 PM
(Knights of Knights of)x74
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 29, 2017, 12:50:11 AM
E. Gadd wins!

Yug made me laugh the second most, though.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 29, 2017, 12:43:27 PM
*A teacher is passing back a graded test.
“Ummm... Mrs. Teacher? You marked number 7 wrong, but I know that the square root of 64 is plus or minus 8.”

“Yes, I know I marked it wrong. It isn’t the fact that you got the right answer, but the fact that _________.”
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 29, 2017, 02:01:11 PM
I hate your guts. Please get out of my class and never come back. I dont want filth like you in my classroom you freaking degenerate
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on September 29, 2017, 03:08:09 PM
*A teacher is passing back a graded test.
“Ummm... Mrs. Teacher? You marked number 7 wrong, but I know that the square root of 64 is plus or minus 8.”

“Yes, I know I marked it wrong. It isn’t the fact that you got the right answer, but the fact that this is Patrick.”
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on September 29, 2017, 03:09:51 PM
You're cisgendered heterosexual white male and therefore I had to take off some privilege points
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Trasdegi on September 29, 2017, 04:26:37 PM
This was question 6
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 29, 2017, 05:29:45 PM
you keep calling me Mrs. Teacher.  That's not my name
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 29, 2017, 05:57:41 PM
the question immediately afterwards said that you had to buy me a sandwich or else the previous question would be marked incorrect.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 29, 2017, 06:24:39 PM
Dudeman wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 29, 2017, 06:33:34 PM
Oh wow, I was certain Noc had this one.


My name is not important. What is important is that ________________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 29, 2017, 06:54:35 PM
i wanna lick u
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on September 29, 2017, 07:29:23 PM
My record in the pits is above all others'.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 29, 2017, 10:04:27 PM
my name is jeff
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 29, 2017, 10:11:00 PM
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED. I REPEAT, THE EAGLE HAS LANDED.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 29, 2017, 10:18:02 PM
Braix wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 29, 2017, 10:35:33 PM
The profile picture makes it so much better..
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on September 30, 2017, 05:35:52 AM
I didn't even get a chance

I was going to say my nam jef
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on September 30, 2017, 05:21:12 PM
sorry i was gonna post a question but i got distracted and accidentally made a google sheet for this thread
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ziT0AJ2ADapKicZa_UsmoyJO50iuFVxWvu73TkPr3qA/edit?usp=sharing

..anyway.

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our _______!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on September 30, 2017, 05:53:56 PM
Pet named steve
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on September 30, 2017, 06:34:58 PM
deaths


also it appears that E. Gadd and I are currently tied for most wins, go us
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on September 30, 2017, 07:39:30 PM
memes

also it appears that E. Gadd and I are currently tied for most wins, go us
Yeah! *high fives*
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on September 30, 2017, 07:41:13 PM
testicles



sorry for being so lewd
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on October 01, 2017, 06:15:53 AM
photographs


edit: imagine if you put that much dedication into arranging music

also I have 3rd place for wins

which is fine
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on October 01, 2017, 07:04:19 AM
Population away
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on October 01, 2017, 08:39:39 PM
dudeman wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 02, 2017, 03:43:34 AM
Eyyyyyyy lmao


It slices, it dices, it grates, AND it turns into ___________!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: WaluigiTime64 on October 02, 2017, 03:45:45 AM
Waluigi.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 02, 2017, 04:26:42 AM
Spoiler
JOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN CEEEEENNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[close]
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 02, 2017, 01:22:01 PM
a pet named steve
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 10, 2017, 05:38:46 PM
Dudeman
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 10, 2017, 05:46:02 PM
FUCK WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME

Oh that's right I intentionally waited for better answers :/

E. Gadd wins, I guess
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 10, 2017, 08:25:53 PM
Help! I’ve _________ and I ___________!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 10, 2017, 08:30:10 PM
come to kick ass and chew bubblegum; am all out of gum
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on October 11, 2017, 01:27:47 AM
fallen; never want to get up
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on October 11, 2017, 05:29:54 AM
Committed suicide
Woke up
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 11, 2017, 08:19:27 AM
Got sunshine in a bag; decided it was a good idea to hold said bag. Would you care to take me to the hospital for 6th degree burns on my hands?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 11, 2017, 04:58:16 PM
XDDDD uh... that’s really specific?
Brainy wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 12, 2017, 06:24:32 PM
______  around at the speed of _______
Got places to go, gotta follow my ________
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on October 13, 2017, 01:46:27 AM
Running; life; bowels
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 13, 2017, 01:49:52 AM
WAHing; WAH; WAH
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on October 13, 2017, 04:10:01 AM
Bleeding; sound; wound
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on October 13, 2017, 04:18:37 AM
speed; sound; something that rhymes with sound
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 13, 2017, 04:33:30 AM
DABBING; that one rock hurtling through space (uhhh... I think it’s called Earth?); self (but is that even possible?)

Yes, bad, I know
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 13, 2017, 05:18:31 AM
this prompt in general is clunky, but oh well
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 13, 2017, 08:20:19 AM
I had sonic on the mind. Sue me

Braix wins because it made me laugh somehow
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on October 13, 2017, 10:20:18 PM
The three greatest joys in life: ___, ___, and ___.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 13, 2017, 10:24:54 PM
life; liberty; the pursuit of cheesecake
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on October 14, 2017, 01:09:37 AM
that Poppy
that Poppy
that Poppy
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: ZeldaFan on October 14, 2017, 08:12:59 AM
Wii Sports
dank memes
Waluigi
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 14, 2017, 08:56:04 AM
The boys (or girls); a cold one; cracking open said cold one
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 14, 2017, 01:06:44 PM
2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, 1 with cheese, and a large soda.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on October 14, 2017, 02:57:48 PM
ZF wins because wii sports
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 14, 2017, 06:37:32 PM
2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, 1 with cheese, and a large soda.
I laughed
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: ZeldaFan on October 15, 2017, 05:41:02 PM
Woo!
I've got a hankerin' for some __________!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on October 15, 2017, 09:58:43 PM
hankering
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 15, 2017, 10:25:52 PM
Waluigi srry i cant think of anything better
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 16, 2017, 03:14:43 AM
fried handkerchief


I am aware of the complete badness of this entry.*

*That was part of the entry.**

**So was that.***

***So was that.****
_
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Pianist Da Sootopolis on October 16, 2017, 04:47:08 AM
Big, thick, juicy, black corn.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: ZeldaFan on October 16, 2017, 09:48:05 AM
I choose PDS on that one
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Pianist Da Sootopolis on October 17, 2017, 05:58:02 AM
<3
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 17, 2017, 06:06:06 AM
...prompt pls
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Pianist Da Sootopolis on October 18, 2017, 01:01:18 AM
oh right sorry

"Man, I sure love this ____. It could just use a little more _____."
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on October 18, 2017, 03:04:45 AM
steak; steak
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on October 18, 2017, 03:08:41 AM
salt; fries
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 18, 2017, 05:23:08 AM
meme; WALUIIIIIIIGIIIIIIIIIIII
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on October 18, 2017, 01:31:49 PM
Moon
Cheese
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 18, 2017, 04:36:53 PM
Movie: Dwayne "The 'You're Welcome' Rock" Johnson
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on October 18, 2017, 06:34:47 PM
argument; salt
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Pianist Da Sootopolis on October 19, 2017, 01:26:34 AM
^
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on October 19, 2017, 03:08:52 AM
argument; salt
^
Wait, did LeviR.star win?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on October 19, 2017, 03:35:53 AM
I guess so. Cool, thanks!

"Presenting his most rrroyal majesty, King ______, ruler of all ________."
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 19, 2017, 03:37:45 AM
Nicholas Cage; that is NOT THE BEES
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on October 19, 2017, 03:46:05 AM
Dedede; ...wait...no one's listening? They're saying he's self-declared and he shouldn't be the ruler? And now everyone will ignore his edicts?!? Great, don't tell me the Halberd has crashed into the building.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 19, 2017, 03:57:18 AM
Phillip the CLXVIII; that one Kingdom that’s been around for, I dunno, TOO LONG *cue the Spanish Inquisition*
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on October 19, 2017, 04:35:06 AM
Trump
Orange people
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on October 19, 2017, 05:07:41 AM
King; rulers
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on October 20, 2017, 02:29:58 PM
E. Gadd wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 20, 2017, 11:21:38 PM
Wheeeeeeee!

AND THE TING GOES ______________________
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 20, 2017, 11:27:27 PM
We're sorry, but your number could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 24, 2017, 04:18:28 PM
 "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep".
 No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop".
 "Bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bee-bop", not "bee-boo-boo-beep… bop… beep… boo-boo-bop"?!?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on October 27, 2017, 09:04:56 PM
Dab bitch dab look at my dab bitch dab look at my dab bitch dab
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 27, 2017, 09:25:49 PM
Brainy wins!

Okay, autocorrect. (It tried to correct “wins” to “NSM”)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 29, 2017, 08:48:45 AM
SpongeBob SquarePants: [sly look] You like ______, don't you, Squidward?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 29, 2017, 05:51:05 PM
dEEZ NUTS


khya! GOTEEM!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 30, 2017, 06:02:43 PM
KRUSTY KRAAAYYAYYAYAYYAAAAAYAYAYAAAAYAYYAAAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAH FOR YOU AND... MEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on October 30, 2017, 07:24:29 PM
KRUSTY KRAAAYYAYYAYAYYAAAAAYAYAYAAAAYAYYAAAB PIZZA IS THE PIZZA YEAH FOR YOU AND... MEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE

E. Gadd, this is one of those few responses that actually made me chuckle.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 31, 2017, 01:01:33 AM
E. Gadd wins, hands down
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 31, 2017, 04:28:42 AM
E. Gadd, this is one of those few responses that actually made me chuckle.
:D yay!

Continuing with the Spongebob idea...

Squidward: Are you accusing me of something?
Mr. Krabs: Well, the way I see it there are three possibilities: One, you stole it. Two, you stole it. Or three, ______________!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 31, 2017, 04:38:31 AM
DINKLEBERG.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on October 31, 2017, 06:21:16 AM
you put it waaaay up inside your butthole. Waaay up inside there, as far as it can fit.
Rick and Morty reference for the uninitiated. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DawYSGIOSes)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on October 31, 2017, 12:08:37 PM
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK, MORTY!

Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on October 31, 2017, 12:26:14 PM
Dudeman wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on October 31, 2017, 06:48:00 PM
Rule number 1: ALWAYS -- no, NEVER, ____________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on November 01, 2017, 03:29:51 AM
follow rule number 1
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on November 01, 2017, 03:36:48 AM
Talk about fight club
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mastersuperfan on November 01, 2017, 03:40:36 AM
follow Braixen's answer
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 01, 2017, 03:53:46 AM
Lick doorknobs on other planets
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on November 01, 2017, 04:00:01 AM
Brainy wins, I wasn't really confident about this prompt
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 01, 2017, 11:28:44 AM
Step 1: _____ Step 2: _____ Step 3: Profit
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on November 01, 2017, 02:27:37 PM
Arrange popular songs; Upload Synthesia videos for them
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on November 01, 2017, 03:24:25 PM
Sit on your lazy ass
Wine to the government
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on November 01, 2017, 04:09:57 PM
Sit on your lazy ass
Wine to the government

(http://www.celebrationswineclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/flag1.jpg)
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on November 01, 2017, 06:03:23 PM
Step 1: You stole it Step 2: You stole it Step 3: Profit
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on November 01, 2017, 06:08:20 PM
Drink; Make mistakes


step three, pretend you don't remember, step four, drink a little more, step five, I've got to run dry
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 02, 2017, 04:07:32 PM
Braix wins.

Dudeman's was pretty good though
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on November 02, 2017, 04:23:15 PM
All were good.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on November 03, 2017, 01:45:15 AM
Why be productive when you can ____?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on November 03, 2017, 01:46:24 AM
HAVE WAIFUS
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Latios212 on November 03, 2017, 01:46:33 AM
be dead
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on November 03, 2017, 02:00:03 AM
Bee productive
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on November 03, 2017, 03:16:55 AM
Be a big fat procrastinator
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on November 03, 2017, 06:05:24 AM
steal memes
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 03, 2017, 03:58:56 PM
Be our guest, be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me, ask the dishes
They can sing, they can dance
After all, miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest oui, our guest
Be our guest
Beef ragout, cheese soufflé
Pie and pudding, on flambé
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret
You're alone and you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes, I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be our guest If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest
Life is so unnerving
For a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful (hey Cogsworth)
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Too long we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
It's a guest, it's a guest
Sake's alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert, she'll want tea
And my dear that's fine with me
While the cups do their soft-shoein'
I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
I'll get warm, piping hot
Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up, we want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do!
Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest (she's our guest)
She's our guest (she's our guest)
Be our guest, be our guest!
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had anybody here
And we're obsessed
With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, we'll keep going
Course by course, one by one
'Til you shout, "enough I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please, be our guest
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on November 04, 2017, 04:43:34 AM
bwaf wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on November 04, 2017, 05:32:15 AM
Hi I'm_____ and today I'm going to show you what a ____ looks like.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on November 04, 2017, 05:42:22 AM
JOHN CENA; WWE SUPERSLAM
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on November 04, 2017, 06:21:19 AM
fuck i cant compete
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 04, 2017, 04:40:03 PM
Terry Crews; OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODYWASH THAT CAN STOP ODORS FOR UP TO 16 HOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRS
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 08, 2017, 12:13:48 PM
*cough*
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on November 08, 2017, 01:57:26 PM
I guess it's only going to get 2 responses. Fine

Brainy
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 10, 2017, 05:46:37 PM
Am I a Romantic? I've seen '_______' ten times. I'm a Romantic.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on November 10, 2017, 06:05:57 PM
Am I a Romantic? I've seen the 1993 Bubsy television pilot 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?' ten times. I'm a Romantic.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on November 10, 2017, 06:07:54 PM
Romeo and Juliet
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on November 10, 2017, 07:21:08 PM
that He-Man sings meme video
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on November 10, 2017, 07:56:09 PM
We Are Number One
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on November 11, 2017, 04:40:20 AM
tHE SEaLInG PoWEr oF FLeX TApE
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on November 11, 2017, 04:57:27 AM
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on November 11, 2017, 07:27:31 AM
The 1812 Overture more than
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Post by: mastersuperfan on November 11, 2017, 07:39:08 AM
Snow Halation
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on November 11, 2017, 06:57:35 PM
PSA: Brainy's grounded, so we'll probz have to wait until Monday for him to pick a winner
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 13, 2017, 04:59:35 PM
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

DO THE MARIO!!

Braix wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on November 13, 2017, 11:16:49 PM
Sometimes I find myself wondering ________
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dudeman on November 13, 2017, 11:38:34 PM
WHO WAS PHONE?!?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on November 14, 2017, 02:08:07 AM




I had to.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on November 14, 2017, 01:16:26 PM
Sometimes I find myself wondering if there really is any meaning to life. But the thought scares me, so I quickly think about more important things. Like memes.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 14, 2017, 03:34:43 PM
if I can find peace in a bottle of wine
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: braixen1264 on November 14, 2017, 09:45:20 PM
e.gadd wins
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on November 16, 2017, 03:09:48 AM
Oh, whoa, I’m kinda surprised, actually.

“...but most of all, I’m... I’m... I’m... I’M...

I’M A _________________________, ROCK”
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on November 16, 2017, 03:32:24 AM
Oh, whoa, I’m kinda surprised, actually.

“...but most of all, I’m... I’m... I’m... I’M...

I’M A PICKLE ROOOOOOOOOOCK
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on November 16, 2017, 05:04:48 AM
Lava





This is a reference to a terrible movie. I am not sorry.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 16, 2017, 08:23:14 PM
A PET NAMED STEEEEEEEVVVVVEEEE
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on November 18, 2017, 09:18:51 PM
Levi wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on November 19, 2017, 06:41:44 PM
Levi wins!

Oh hey cool

"I'm a simple person. I see _______, I _________."
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on November 19, 2017, 09:56:33 PM
nuts; boob
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: Dekkadeci on November 19, 2017, 10:45:28 PM
brains; eat brains
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BoywithoutaFairy on November 20, 2017, 01:48:48 AM
Darkness
Sleep
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on November 20, 2017, 04:15:55 AM
"I'm a simple person. I see the Spanish Inquisition occurring, I do absolutely nothing because I didn’t expect it."
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on November 20, 2017, 12:27:44 PM
Glorious Mother Russia;
 Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!

Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on January 12, 2018, 06:56:58 PM
@levi
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on January 12, 2018, 07:08:27 PM
one million dollars in unmarked bills; buy something worth one million dollars in unmarked bills
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: LeviR.star on January 12, 2018, 10:23:53 PM
Oh shoot, I forgot about this. Sorry, guys!

Mikey wins!
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: mikey on January 13, 2018, 06:31:53 PM
hakuna matata?  It means _____   __________.
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: E. Gadd Industries on January 13, 2018, 10:17:17 PM
Hakuna matata, duh. Learn another language for once, yeah?
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BrainyLucario on January 20, 2018, 12:59:20 AM
Copyright Infringement
Title: Re: Posts Against Humanity
Post by: BlackDragonSlayer on January 20, 2018, 01:16:41 AM
Makuta Potato