This is a new game that Andy came up with. Hey, I'm ThatHiddenCharacter and I will be hosting this new game. E. Gadd knows of this and is complete agreement with it. Here's how it works: I will put a definition from the previous day's word in E. Gadd's Word of the Day, then people come up with funny words that could be defined by the definition. Then I decide which word is funniest. I am going to be randomly selecting funny definitions, the only thing that is consistent about them is that they are from the previous day's word. Now to get started! Unless I forgot any important points.
?? (?.) - designed to show off a speaker's flashy seizure-inducing strobe-light-laden pants.
See: Flashpants (n.)
See: Discotech (adj., n.)
(The gag is that this is pronounced the same way as the real word discotheque.)
Dekka wins!
?? (?.) - just a big fan.
(Sorry for the delay, but I can't post a definition until E. Gadd posts a winner so that all of the definitions are from the previous word.)
See: FAN(n.)
Also why don't you just use random definitions from any day? You can then select more interesting/fun ones plus it solves a problem if nobody participates on a given day/you don't have to wait for egadd.
saw:Ceiling Fan
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on April 30, 2017, 12:44:48 PMAlso why don't you just use random definitions from any day? You can then select more interesting/fun ones plus it solves a problem if nobody participates on a given day/you don't have to wait for egadd.
If I'm being honest, I used E. Gadd being late as an excuse. I had completely forgotten to do this the day before, it had nothing to do with E. Gadd being late.
Dun dun DUUUUN! How could you? Think about the children!
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on April 30, 2017, 01:08:03 PMDun dun DUUUUN! How could you? Think about the children!
Should I post the winner today because I'm a day off?
A dunnay m'not in charge innit. Do what you think is right.
Andy wins because he brought my biggest fan with him.
?? (?.) - a large snake, about as big as four ordinary snakes.
Can I do the same joke two days in a row? You bet I can!
See: SNAKE (n.)
snake snake snake snake
See: Snake? Snake?!
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
See: Alright! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL THESE MOTHER(censored) SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER(censored) PLANE! (inj.)
See also:
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on April 30, 2017, 01:20:38 PMA dunnay m'not in charge innit.
Sometimes Andy is a perfectly intelligible, proper British male.
And sometimes he posts that.
See: Anaquadra (n.)
(...I'm trying to make anaconda puns...)
Dekka wins for obvious reasons.
?? (?.) - Coming soon to Super Nintendo World at Universal Studios Orlando!
See: a whole lot of people
See: Hurricane Charley (n.)
Can't beat that ^
See: Can't have Super Nintendo World without Nintendo World
See: Live Action Splatoon Role Play (n.)
Andy wins! I'll admit, I had to look it up.
?? (?.) - a musical instrument that is in the same family as the French horn, saxhorn, posthorn, alphorn, and pretty much every instrument that ends with horn.
See: Tuba (every brass instrument is a tuba)
See: the saxophorn (n.)
See: Foghorn Leghorn
E. Gadd wins for bringing back childhood memories. Or should I banish him for that...
?? (?.) - my affectionate nickname for my tennis racket.
See: Linda (n.)
See: Darth T-rackus (Happy star wars day)
Luv (Get it? Because tennis players say "love" instead of "zero")
E. Gadd wins because he won the roulette of randomness.
?? (?.) - the system of determining heirship by hitting people with pans until they submit.
See: Panorama.
See: Pandemonium (n.)
E. Gadd wins for the ruckus he caused. (Ba-dum tish!)
?? (?.) - a peak of euphoric pleasure caused by non-electronic instruments.
I'd just like to say, I'm glad this has peaked people's interest. It may not be quite as big a thing as E. Gadd's WotD, but it's making it farther than I expected. I thought this would fail immediately due to lack of interest, but you guys proved me wrong. Thanks!
Well, keep in mind that I've been doing mine for over a year, and for a the first 3/4 of a year, it was just me posting a word & people would make comments about it or other such things. There for a while, it was just me posting words & no other activity.
Uh...
I got nothing for this entry.
But it's a fun game, and I'm glad Andy came up with it and you started it up! Thanks!
...I wish I had something better than what I posted.
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on May 05, 2017, 05:39:25 PM...I wish I had something better than what I posted.
You didn't post anything. Unless you modified this post from having something. Give word or no win.
I initially had something but then modified the post because I thought I might be breaking the forum rules. I got nothing yet.
And no one wins... *sigh... Anyway, nostalgia time! First definition from E. Gadd's WotD! When Dudeman made the thread into a game!
?? (?.) - to keep a gate open by putting something in front of it.
I think I skipped a day. Did I? My apologies if I did.
See: Gate stopper.
See: A rock's purpose (n.)-
... E. Gadd wins.
?? (?.) - a chitinous band in the mouths of spiders that helps them break up food. See also: Pider, Arantula.
See: The Fangs feat. The Chitin Boys
And no winner. What a bummer...
?? (?.) - having the qualities of a senior citizen, including, but not limited to, short-term memory loss, bad hips, bad back, bad legs, bad arms, bad clavicles, bad fingers, bad feet, bad skull, bad brain, bad eyes, bad ears, bad tongue, bad nose, bad body, and death.
See: dogs D:
See: husband of a crazy bitch (n.)-
See: Every medicine-related commercial EVER (n.)
E. Gadd, can you tone down your stuff a bit? I don't like that you win every round. All those poor other people. I see why you don't participate in your game, you'd win every round.
?? (?.) - an extremely odd game that involves smelling a small, evil beanish guy.
See: THC's Definition of the Day - In Collaboration with E. Gadd's Word of the Day
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on May 09, 2017, 02:19:26 PME. Gadd, can you tone down your stuff a bit? I don't like that you win every round. All those poor other people. I see why you don't participate in your game, you'd win every round.
Ehhhh no, it's because I run the thread ;)
But sure sure! How's every...
Hmmm...
Every 3 days sound?
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on May 09, 2017, 02:33:55 PMEvery 3 days sound?
You can play every game, just don't be the THC's DotD demigod.
XDD I honestly don't know how to dial it back. You and I just have similar senses of humour.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on May 09, 2017, 02:19:26 PM?? (?.) - an extremely odd game that involves smelling a small, evil beanish guy.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on May 09, 2017, 02:54:20 PMXDD I honestly don't know how to dial it back. You and I just have similar senses of humour.
Looks like we'll be seeing this on the relationship thread at some point
See Jack & the Beanstalk the Movie the Video Game (n.)
Andy wins!
?? (?.) - a fresh and delicious dairy drink, now with 0% M.
M (m.) - a fresh and delicious dairy drink, now with 0% M.
I can't help myself
See: Ayonnaise (n.)
... A fresh and delicious dairy drink now with 0% M and what do I get? M and something that's not a drink or dairy. Literally both of those are the opposite of the definition. So Andy wins because E. Gadd's been winning a lot.
?? (?.) - Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah, Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on May 12, 2017, 01:13:49 PM?? (?.) - Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah, Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang.
See: A common witch doctor chant (n.)
Sorry Dekka, but at least two people need to post to have a winner. Otherwise, it's an empty win, and who likes that?
?? (?.) - the natural force that compels men to hook up with a pregnant woman.
Can I enter yesterday's late? I didn't see it until now :P
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on May 13, 2017, 01:47:46 PMCan I enter yesterday's late? I didn't see it until now :P
Ya snooze, ya lose. Sorry m8, as you would say.
See: Gravity (n.)
?? (?.) - The new, amazing show brought to you by the same people who made 70's cop shows!
(Don't snooze and lose this time, Andy.)
It saddens my heart to see that no one participated this round... On to the next one!
?? (?.) - an old Irish fertilizer mixture consisting of the ground up remains of subterranean field rodents.
See: chicken shit (n.)
See: Guinness (n.)
See: PO TA TO (n.)-
see: McDonald's Chucken Nuggets (n.)
F. L. U. D. D. wins!
?? (?.) - excessive crap for church bathrooms and church "practices".
See: Christianity (n.)
See: HOLY CRAP! (n.)-
HOLY CRAP! E. GADD WON!
?? (?.) - Including, but not limited to: Cackletta, Fawful, Popple, Prince Peasley, Queen Bean, and Pi'illoper.
See: things that I have never heard of before, and have no idea what they're referring to, but don't care enough to search up
See: Gen 8 Pokemon names
Can't top Andy's, so I'm not gonna try
See: Spoiler
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Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on May 20, 2017, 07:06:39 AMCan't top Andy's, so I'm not gonna try
Ah, young grasshopper. You forget that I don't understand most Pokémon references. You still have a chance.
._. Oh. In that case, I'm editing my entry
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on May 20, 2017, 07:10:03 AMYou forget that I don't understand most Pokémon references.
It's not a direct reference, it's just saying that Pokemon names are stupid. Gen 8 isn't even a thing yet.
OR IS IT??
*X Files theme plays
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on May 20, 2017, 07:06:39 AMSee: Spoiler
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AGH DEMMIT Y U DO THIS
Lux wins for his obvious joke that I shamelessly found funny!
?? (?.) - a very bland color most commonly found on prison school walls.
See: Blood
See: A cup of dirt.
See: the faces of the miserable students (n.)
Dudeman wins.
?? (?.) - I can't think of a definition for this one so here's a funny cat fails compilation.
(This was really a definition in E. Gadd's WotD. Page 91 I believe.)
See: Life
See: Any time you get on YouTube for homework help, and then 4 hours later (n.)-
See: stupidity (n.)
See: funny cat wins compilation.
Dudeman wins!
?? (?.) - Big moose-deer-guy-thing. Has antlers. Probably also a horse. Eats trees, I think.
See: My boss (n.)-
?? (?.) - Proof that flicking a lightswitch repeatedly is a legitimate means to summoning demons.
see: Rave (demons wouldn't want to miss out on that, would they?)
See: Global Warming
Cash wins!
?? (?.) - a word that's just as fun to say as malarkey, kerfuffle, and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
See also: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on May 26, 2017, 04:36:47 AMFuck (n. adj.) - a word that's just as fun to say as malarkey, kerfuffle, and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
See also: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Sorry, couldn't resist the temptation.
See: Plinth
See: Innit (?)
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on May 26, 2017, 04:36:47 AMMoist (n.) - a word that's just as fun to say as malarkey, kerfuffle, and hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
See also: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Waloogi wiens... I mean, Waluji wans... UGH! Stupid speech impediment and hard to pronounce alliteration! Wa-lu-igi wins!
?? (?.) - the process of regretting running away with a fiance, and deciding to go back home.
See: Enopement
?? (?.) - that feeling you get when you consistently lose some of the time.
?? (?.) - a big waste of time.
School
THC's Definition of the Day
I had a feeling that was going to show up, lol.
This post, because CW is going to win (n.)-
Tax Reform: We can have an efficient system that serves us well if we simplify the current code by treating all income the same, closing loopholes, and sticking with the progressiveness of the current rate structure. I've been thinking about tax reform lately (who hasn't?), as in a major restructuring of our tax system. And I've concluded that it's a big waste of time. Yes, the current system needs repair, and more to come on this, but here's the core of the argument: We need a system that raises adequate revenue with the least distortions. Those distortions, however, do not come from the rate structure, so all this junk about lower rates unleashing a growth tsunami is at its core trickle-down propaganda. The distortions come from the loopholes, exemptions, and most of all, from all the myriad ways different types of income are defined and treated. It should also be a system that does not amplify pretax income inequalities—i.e., it should be progressive (the CBO inequality study finds that after-tax inequality has grown faster than pretax, implying diminished progressivity of the Federal tax system). Once you accept these simple truths, you're free from all the mishegas about flat taxes, corporate reforms, VATs, territorial systems, etc. Nothing against all of those—many embed smart policy thinking. But we can have an efficient system that serves us well if we simplify the current code by treating all income the same, regardless of its source, close distortionary loopholes (and yes, defining what's distortionary implies an argument, but there's actually more agreement here than you might think), and sticking with—I'd say expanding—the progressivity of the current rate structure. So, join me on path of tax policy enlightenment, and you too will experience the bliss of liberation from all the angst of this highly fractious debate. (n.) - a big waste of time
Spoiler
Not my opinions. I just searched for a waste of time and picked a random article to waste your time.
I'm gonna say Bwaf wins, but only if Andy copy-pasted that paragraph.
?? (?.) - Latios' sister.
You know, I was going to put this in response to Andy's... whatever that was, but I realise that it's just as fitting for this entry. SO:
Spoiler
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(n.)-
:D
Inb4 someone says something like "how is that even funny" and doesn't get the fact that I'm trying to make a stupid joke.
See: Latias.
See: swiggity swef coming for that 130 sp. def
I can't get an image to work. How do I get a picture to appear?
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on June 01, 2017, 07:51:58 PMI can't get an image to work. How do I get a picture to appear?
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(https://goo.gl/images/cXmpzE)
Didn't work.
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on June 01, 2017, 08:58:00 PMSpoiler
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Didn't work.
Fixed. You were using the wrong URL.
Thank you
Bwaf wins!
?? (?.) - a plant whose flowers spin like propellers.
See: Those giant things that you never need to kill but try to anyways in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Those were easily the best enemies that game had.
?? (?.) - let's be honest, you really ought to be defining this.
See: To define (v.)
See: TOEIQJABBDNVKVKTNEBW NSLQOAJDNGAKSMCNGBEIA
^^My native tongue :D
Simon and Isabel's relationship (though I guess it doesn't matter now because it's been defined)
EDIT: I hate autocorrect.
E. Gadd Industries win mons! Now he can go to collegs! Boi!
?? (?.) - what you done get when you goes to skool.
(How fitting.)
See: 3 headaches and 4 broken pencils! (n., pl.)
See: Woke innit blad m8 get rekkkt 4/85 blaze kick
See: Depression.
cash gets cash! COLLEGS!
?? (?.) - that magical experience when, for a few seconds, your Christmas lights are all on.
See:
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See: Eureka moment (n.)
(Note that I'm going for a metaphorical definition of "your Christmas lights are all on", rather like "The lights are on, but nobody's home".)
BDS wins with his fantabulous Christmas display!
?? (?.) - that magical experience when, for just one moment, your GPS works like it should.
See: 1 minute from home.
See: PRANK'D
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(n.)-
E. Gadd runs off the road straight to Winsville!
?? (?.) - WAAAA!
See: my cousin (n.)-
See: '!AAAAW' backwards
If WAH doesn't win this, there's something wrong here XD
WAH!
?? (?.) - the secret to how Phoenix Wright wins cases.
See: WAA (Wright Anything Agency) (n.) -
(I'm not even kidding, they actually call it that and it's ridiculous)
See: Willingness to use false evidence (n.)
According to Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, this eventually costs him his attorney status.
See: Boobs in the thumbnail
Amphy won! Amphy gains 104 EXP!
?? (?.) - someone with a stutter asserting their ownership.
See: L-l-l-l-l-listen h-here you l-l-l-l-l-little s-s-s-shit.
See: 3 minutes passed and we're getting nowhere fast (n.)-
E. GoopTM wins!
?? (?.) - a synonym of fadoodle that's better and more fun to say.
...
?? (?.) - Now look at this razor-sharp net that I just found. When I say Bill, be ready to kill. Bill! Oh God, the pain! Why would you throw it on me! It hurts so much! Tell everyone I hated them and their healthy lifestyles!
See: We Are Number One but it goes from 0 to cynical in 0.03 seconds (n.)-
See: best case scenario, according to Fear (n.)-
note that that's Fear with a capital F, I am making a reference
E. Gadd is evolving! Oh wait, never mind. He just had to pass some gas. He wins anyway!
?? (?.) - when you don't hit the seal quite enough.
I'll admit, that wasn't a very good definition. Although, it's hard to get good definitions with this lot.
?? (?.) - unfamiliar British slang: absolutely top-hole, spiffing, jolly good.
See the wild AmpharosAndy exhibiting his call for dominance. Let us observe if it is challenged...
See: s'all right innit
E. GoopTM wins!
?? (?.) - and for some reason, this describes a specific setup for stairs.
See:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Escher%27s_Relativity.jpg)