I wish that Winter won't lock this thread.
Granted. Deku will.
I wish that Winter will update the site soon.
Granted, none of your arrangements were good enough to be on the main site.
I wish for sunglasses. I forgot them.
I don't arrange. :P
Granted, but they are made of sand and quickly crumble to dust when you touch them.
I wish for a soda.
Granted, you got water with bubbles in it. Now the bubbles are gone.
"My wish would be to fly by myself!"
Granted. You fly for 5 minutes, then fall to your death.
I wish FSM wouldn't be the next SlowPokemon of NSM.
Granted. Now he posts 10 times more than Slow.
I wish that all my favorite games weren't so underrated.
Granted, now they're overrated.
I wish this topic was locked, too.
Granted, it's open again.
I wish for another wish.
Granted. I steal your wish.
I wish the throne always belonged to me.
Granted. But we don't let you sit on it.
I wish that I could have an SUV.
Granted. Enjoy your new Standard Uptake Valve. Don't know why you wanted that.
I wish for enough money to buy the computer parts I need.
Granted, but the money is mysteriously lost in a fire.
;) the next person can wish.
What, you just felt like dashing my hopes of a new computer and leaving? :)) (Kidding)
I wish to be able to transcribe music perfectly by ear! :P
Granted. You go deaf.
I wish for nothing.
Quote from: K-NiGhT on July 29, 2012, 03:12:29 PMGranted. You go deaf.
I wish for nothing.
Granted! You are transported to the Distortion World with no way out!
I wish for the perfect bacon cheeseburger (that I can eat :P).
Granted, however you are extremely allergic to cheese, so you swell up and die!!!
I wish Winter would unlock the original Ironic Wish Granting thread and delete this one.
Quote from: Kman96 on July 29, 2012, 04:54:25 PMGranted, however you are extremely allergic to cheese, so you swell up and die!!!
I wish Winter would unlock the original Ironic Wish Granting thread and delete this one.
Hey, wait a minute, I'm not... oh well, nevermind. :P
Granted; although, due to a mix up, both topics are deleted and wiped from the server.
I wish for more people in our modern-day world to gain common sense.
Granted, now there is no such thing as design. All things are just what they're supposed to be.
I wish for help.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on July 30, 2012, 07:53:45 AMGranted, now there is no such thing as design. All things are just what they're supposed to be.
I wish for help.
Granted! You are taken into a mental asylum, where you are given plenty of "help."
I wish for a nice vacation! :P
Granted. The people in Iceland are very nice. However, there isn't much to do in Iceland.
I wish for a chocolate milkshake and a hamburger from a good diner.
Quote from: Zunawe on July 30, 2012, 06:05:56 PMGranted. The people in Iceland are very nice. However, there isn't much to do in Iceland.
I wish for a chocolate milkshake and a hamburger from a good diner.
Granted. You decide to come back to the diner at least once a month. This turns into once a week... into once a day...
I wish for a friendly Creeper (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creeper (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creeper)) in a Minecart!
^ You made my wish better. I could survive on hamburgers and milkshakes indefinitely.
Quote from: Zunawe on July 30, 2012, 06:54:32 PM^ You made my wish better. I could survive on hamburgers and milkshakes indefinitely.
Heart problems, diabetes, heartburn, stomach problems, obesity... You don't know the nutritional values of the food at the diner, or what affects they could have on you. :P Especially if you go there every day.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on July 30, 2012, 06:38:55 PMI wish for a friendly Creeper (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creeper (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creeper)) in a Minecart!
Granted, you got a regular Creeper instead.
I wish for an ad.
Granted. It states how horrible FSM is and you don't get any more gigs.
I wish that this wish wasn't granted.
Quote from: Dudeman on July 31, 2012, 11:44:01 AMGranted. It states how horrible FSM is and you don't get any more gigs.
I wish that this wish wasn't granted.
Granted. You implode.
I wish that these wishes weren't ironic.
Granted, but then this thread becomes dull, and everybody here loses their entertainment and happiness and dies.
I wish everybody in my marching band was actually able to march. (Nothing against drumline, but they are failing hardcore.)
Quote from: Zunawe on July 31, 2012, 04:37:29 PMGranted, but then this thread becomes dull, and everybody here loses their entertainment and happiness and dies.
I wish everybody in my marching band was actually able to march. (Nothing against drumline, but they are failing hardcore.)
The members of your marching band are drafted into the army during World War III! :o There, they learn to march, and to raze enemy towns to the ground. :-X
EDIT: Forgot wish:
I wish for a genie of my own, so that I won't get any more "ironic wishes." :P
Granted, but genies put ironic twists on wishes as well, so either way you're screwed.
I wish this topic was locked and deleted, along with the other one, and no one could make another topic like it.
Not granted.
I wish it weren't possible to wish these topics locked/deleted. (Why is everybody doing this?)
Not granted.
Quote from: K-NiGhT on July 31, 2012, 07:22:06 PMI wish this topic was locked and deleted, along with the other one, and no one could make another topic like it, because this topic is insanely dumb.
:( I think it's kinda fun. If you don't like it you can always just not read it/post in it. No need to destroy it.
^
Granted. The paradox that is created then removes it.
I wish K-Night wouldn't hate this topic.
Granted. Now I hate you >:(
I wish that there were more than five Platonic solids.
Quote from: TheZeldaPianist275 on July 31, 2012, 08:03:47 PMI wish that there were more than five Platonic solids.
Granted. You go insane trying to discover all 1,789,443 of them. :P
I wish for a cure for the common cold! :D
Granted. It kills you.
I wish for a smiley face.
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg571.imageshack.us%2Fimg571%2F4267%2Fsmilingdog.png&hash=69cfd4484117fd2061b68a976968fc6a7a08c194)
I wish for turtles to fly.
Granted. But it takes them 100 years to get enough movement to lift off the ground.
I wish I was a mod.
Not granted >:O
Lol that wish where I hate you is still in effect.
I wish that K-NiGhT would actually post a wish whenever he posts.
Quote from: Dudeman on August 01, 2012, 12:17:52 PMI wish that K-NiGhT would actually post a wish whenever he posts.
Granted. Every time, it makes you even angrier. :P
I wish for porkchops. :P
A new breed of pigs are born which have cleavers for hooves and are dubbed "porkchops". They come and murder you.
I wish for a Jirachi so I can make lotsa wishes.
Quote from: Zunawe on August 01, 2012, 03:44:56 PMA new breed of pigs are born which have cleavers for hooves and are dubbed "porkchops". They come and murder you.
I wish for a Jirachi so I can make lotsa wishes.
The Jirachi has 998 more years to sleep before it wakes up and starts granting wishes.
I wish for the truth!!!!
Granted.
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giantbomb.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F5150%2F413284-prophet_of_truth_super.jpg&hash=e0ba972fc09263d35bc9dabe49bb9139961d6323)
I wish I didn't need a Gmail account to have a Youtube one.
Quote from: blueflower999 on August 01, 2012, 07:39:27 PMI wish I didn't need a Gmail account to have a Youtube one.
Granted: Now you need accounts on twenty other sites... but not on Gmail! :D
I wish for a black forest cake like in Portal. :P
Granted. The cake is a lie.
I wish for a better video card for my computer.
Quote from: Dudeman on August 02, 2012, 12:33:25 PMGranted. The cake is a lie.
I wish for a better video card for my computer.
Granted; the video card is so amazing that it fries your computer... but not before frying your eyes. :o :-X
I wish to be able to code properly!
Granted. You lose the use of your arms and legs.
Quote from: K-NiGhT on August 02, 2012, 01:55:40 PMGranted. You lose the use of your arms.
It's a good thing I can still use my feet... :P
I wish that NSM will never be gone! <3
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 03, 2012, 07:41:33 AMI wish that NSM will never be gone! <3
In the year 3025, the nearly-abandoned site is used as the "base" of cyber terrorists, a testing area for destructive code that could potentially bring down the futuristic, computer-reliant, humans.
I wish for a green thumb with plants! :P
Granted, now you have a green thumb to suck. :P
I wish for all horses to look like the one in my avatar.
Granted. All horses are shot on the spot because people who are too serious about life find them offensive and scary.
I wish summer break was longer.
Granted, however you have to leave to the North Pole to visit Kman. ;)
I wish that I wouldn't be nervous.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 05, 2012, 07:17:02 PMGranted, however you have to leave to the North Pole to visit Kman. ;)
I wish that I wouldn't be nervous.
Granted; now you are so relaxed that you don't notice (and, by extension, don't fret about) the apocalypse until the last few seconds. :P
I wish for LEGO Legend of Zelda.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 05, 2012, 07:17:02 PMGranted, however you have to leave to the North Pole to visit Kman. ;)
I wish that I wouldn't be nervous.
It's not really the summer part of summer break I was referring to. I wanted school to start later than it is this year. Feel free to amend your. . . ironic part?
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on August 05, 2012, 07:21:04 PMGranted; now you are so relaxed that you don't notice (and, by extension, don't fret about) the apocalypse until the last few seconds. :P
I wish for LEGO Legend of Zelda.
Lego games are almost always based on recent movies. I'm not sure how well this would work out. . . Granted. It's terrible.
I wish somebody else would wish.
Quote from: Zunawe on August 05, 2012, 07:23:48 PMIt's not really the summer part of summer break I was referring to. I wanted school to start later than it is this year. Feel free to amend your. . . ironic part?
I wish somebody else would wish.
Nobody likes to spend a holiday in cold.
Granted, I wish that you would fall in a cave for the rest of your life.
I live in Colorado. . . I'm fine in the cold. It doesn't matter.
Quote from: Zunawe on August 05, 2012, 07:23:48 PMLego games are almost always based on recent movies. I'm not sure how well this would work out. . . Granted. It's terrible.
LEGO... games...? I was implying something along the lines of http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/6809 (http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/6809)
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 05, 2012, 07:32:19 PMNobody likes to spend a holiday in cold.
What are you talking about? August is when temps in the 70's-80's come in. We're rocking the sunshine!
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on August 05, 2012, 08:25:41 PMLEGO... games...? I was implying something along the lines of http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/6809 (http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/6809)
Ohohohohoh. Now I get it. I thought you meant something along the lines of Lego Star Wars.
Quote from: Kman96 on August 05, 2012, 09:18:51 PMWhat are you talking about? August is when temps in the 70's-80's come in. We're rocking the sunshine!
...here in Southern California, we're lucky if the daytime temperature is anything below 100 degrees.
Ahhh, Northwest Washington. Mid-60's all year. Rain. I love my life.
Back on topic, I wish that Black Dragons were impossible to slay.
Granted, now BlackDragonSlayer became DudemanSlayer.
I wish for a mirror. (I broke mine awhile ago)
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on August 06, 2012, 11:05:51 AMGranted, now BlackDragonSlayer became DudemanSlayer.
I wish for a mirror. (I broke mine awhile ago)
You accidentally break IT, and are doomed to more years of bad luck.
I wish for another good Star Wars game...
Granted. 96 years later, virtual reality Star Wars games are released. Unfortunately, you're dead.
I wish for the ability to stop time.
Granted. You can only do it as long as you can hold your breath.
I wish someone would get that reference.
Quote from: blueflower999 on August 07, 2012, 12:38:12 PMGranted. You can only do it as long as you can hold your breath.
I wish someone would get that reference.
Granted; that person doesn't like the reference, and runs you from the country.
I wish for good, balanced weather year-round.
Quote from: blueflower999 on August 07, 2012, 12:38:12 PMGranted. You can only do it as long as you can hold your breath.
I wish someone would get that reference.
Or stand on one foot.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on August 07, 2012, 12:43:09 PMI wish for good, balanced weather year-round.
Granted, but that only happens in the middle of the sea.
I wish that I wouldn't die in the newest TWG.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on September 01, 2012, 01:13:33 PMI wish that I wouldn't die in the newest TWG.
Not Granted. >:(
I wish Doctor Who would take me with him. ::)
You think he's not? . .
Quote from: Zunawe on September 01, 2012, 03:04:24 PMYou think he's not? . .
Of course he is. I don't think you read my wish right...
Cheater.
I wish that Kman would poison me.
granted, but you fail to cleanse yourself. Sorry, bro.
I wish homework was easier.
Quote from: Kman96 on September 01, 2012, 03:17:36 PMgranted, but you fail to cleanse yourself. Sorry, bro.
I wish homework was easier.
Granted; due to a mix-up in student records, you are bumped down to 2nd grade. :(
...might take them a few years to sort all the proper transcripts out, if they even notice it... :P
I wish to be able to understand all current world languages!! :P
Granted, now everybody only speaks Latin.
I wish for a time machine that can't create paradoxes.
Quote from: Zunawe on September 01, 2012, 05:08:20 PMGranted, now everybody only speaks Latin.
I wish for a time machine that can't create paradoxes.
Granted; you can only see brief still-shots of past events (minus audio and color :P).
I wish for a real life dragon!!! :P
Granted.
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia-mcw.cursecdn.com%2F4%2F4f%2FEnderdragonFlying.gif&hash=3fc338bac6773eca88c26e8178f39d4c4c0b28ba)
I wish Creepers weren't so scary.
Granted creepers are now cute and cuddly with no threatening air about them. They still explode.
I wish for another wish.
Quote from: Zunawe on September 02, 2012, 12:26:21 PMGranted creepers are now cute and cuddly with no threatening air about them. They still explode.
I wish for another wish.
Granted; it is still ironic. :P
I wish to be able to figure out how to use Blender...
^Whoever does that one can't do the obvious one. Make it good.
Granted: However, you forget to put the lid on when you blend lava, and it burns YO FACE!
I wish to be abl;e to host a werewolf game.
Quote from: SocialFox on September 20, 2012, 03:23:06 PMGranted: However, you forget to put the lid on when you blend lava, and it burns YO FACE!
I wish to be abl;e to host a werewolf game.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blender_(software) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blender_(software)) :P
Oops.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on September 02, 2012, 01:48:17 PMGranted; it is still ironic. :P
I wish to be able to figure out how to use Blender...
You spend a lot of time figuring out how to use Blender. You have no inspiration for films or games of any kind.
I wish AP Calculus wasn't so annoying.
Quote from: gzgregory on September 21, 2012, 03:58:00 PMYou spend a lot of time figuring out how to use Blender. You have no inspiration for films or games of any kind.
I wish AP Calculus wasn't so annoying.
Granted; Algebra problems assimilate all the extra "annoyingness" and become that much more frustrating for you and everybody else. :P
I wish that I could grow a small garden.
Granted, you get a toxic puddle to go with that. Congratulations, you're dead.
I wish I would be a member of the SOS Brigade.
Graed, you die instantly.
I wish for someone to use the Reviver seed on me. (Hint Hint).
Quote from: SocialFox on September 21, 2012, 05:55:59 PMGraed, you die instantly.
I wish for someone to use the Reviver seed on me. (Hint Hint).
That sucked. >:(
NOT GRANTED
Lemme try this again: I wish I would be a member of the SOS Brigade.
Granted, however, the series ends right as you join.
I wish that someone wouuld use thwe reviver seed on me in the Currant TWG.
Quote from: SocialFox on September 21, 2012, 06:11:27 PMGranted, however, the series ends right as you join.
I wish that someone wouuld use thwe reviver seed on me in the Currant TWG.
Granted; I'd use the Reviver Seed on you, but alas, I'm not in the Current TWG. D:
I wish someone would make a wish that would stump us for days. :P
Granted, but that wish won't come for a while
I wish that the new PMD game would come out in the US faster
Granted, However it is horribly Broken.
I wish to be a soul reaper.
Sorry, there is only one true reaper, or should I say reapr?
I wish for a fish.
NOT GRANTED!
I wish for fish.
Go fish.
I wish that I could drink an actual cup of Starbucks coffee.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on September 23, 2012, 12:05:39 AMGo fish.
I wish that I could drink an actual cup of Starbucks coffee.
Granted, however, it scalds you and you are rushed to Hospital.
I wish I had a zanpakto.
Quote from: SocialFox on October 04, 2012, 04:23:36 PMGranted, however, it scalds you and you are rushed to Hospital.
I wish I had a zanpakto.
A... what...? Let me transfer over to another Wish Department. :P You are endlessly transferred to department after department, none of whom know what you're asking for. :P
I wish for cake. Just a simple cake.
Granted, but (and Im sure you saw this one coming) the cake is a lie
I wish I could think of something to be for halloween (yes I still trick-or-treat, free candy guys)
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on October 04, 2012, 05:02:45 PMA... what...? Let me transfer over to another Wish Department. :P You are endlessly transferred to department after department, none of whom know what you're asking for. :P
I wish for cake. Just a simple cake.
That Sucked.
NOT GRANTED.
I wish for a Zanpakuto (http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Zanpakut%C5%8D)
Quote from: SocialFox on October 04, 2012, 05:17:27 PMThat Sucked.
NOT GRANTED.
I wish for a Zanpakuto (http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Zanpakut%C5%8D)
GRANTED.
You now have a genuine Zanpakutō stuck inside you, courtesy of an angry Arrancar (never heard of them either). :P Though, you can't really use it... :P
I wish for pie in the sky (I am aware of the double meaning).
Granted; *SPLAT* The pie fell on your head.
Granted, you can't reach it. It's a flying pie. :o
I wish for a Wii U.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on October 07, 2012, 12:55:36 AMGranted; *SPLAT* The pie fell on your head.
Granted, you can't reach it. It's a flying pie. :o
I wish for a Wii U.
Granted; you are arrested for stealing a Wii U. :P
I wish for the ability to reach the pie.
Granted, you have 5 miles long hands. They don't bend.
I wish that it would be Christmas already.
Granted, it's after December 21, so the world has already ended.
I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.
Granted, now you have hands that are 5 miles long and don't bend too.
I wish that I would die. (try to pull something ironic from that!)
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on October 07, 2012, 09:56:58 AMGranted, now you have hands that are 5 miles long and don't bend too.
I wish that I would die. (try to pull something ironic from that!)
Granted; you're the only person who can prevent the end of the world in December. :P
I wish to have a Slenderman-weapon.
Granted, now you have five mile hands.
I wish that the world wouldn't end.
Granted, the world doesnt end but your life does. (I really hope your not serious about that 12/21/12 thing)
I wish people didnt ignore my previous wish
Quote from: Bubbles7689 on October 07, 2012, 05:59:57 PMGranted, the world doesnt end but your life does. (I really hope your not serious about that 12/21/12 thing)
I wish people didnt ignore my previous wish
NOT GRANTED.
I wish I could be the please for once.
Granted, in the moon where you can't breathe. You die.
I wish that this game wouldn't be so raw.
Quote from: FSM-Reapr on October 21, 2012, 12:55:44 AMGranted, in the moon where you can't breathe. You die.
I wish that this game wouldn't be so raw.
Granted; now, it is severely overcooked, and you die because of the terrible burnt smell and taste.
I wish for a wish that has a happy outcome.
Granted, I wish for it.
I wish that my good friend wouldn't die in cancer.
Ironic. Now I have it too.
It's discovered that cancer is actually the real life form of Pokérus, but is only beneficial to people who play Pokémon. Your musicalness stat increases by 9001 from all your musicalness EVs, and your friend's helpfulness (I don't know) stat increases by the same amount.
I wish life wasn't so annoying sometimes.
Granted, Now Life is annoying all the time.
I wish that Sabin doesn't lose in the first round of the torunament.
Quote from: SocialFox on October 28, 2012, 10:10:18 PMGranted, Now Life is annoying all the time.
I wish that Sabin doesn't lose in the first round of the torunament.
Granted, he is disqualified before the tournament begins.
I wish I could meet the love of my life.
Granted, but now she hates you.
I wish I would beat cancer.
Granted, now you have diabetes.
I wish that shouty ads didn't exist.
I wish that shouty ads didn't exist.
Quote from: SocialFox on November 01, 2012, 08:05:32 PMI wish that shouty ads didn't exist.
Granted; now, all ads assault your full screen for minutes at a time. No adblock.
I wish to be able to see all the way around the earth.
Granted. Now the only thing you will ever see is the back of your own head.
I wish I wouldn't be so cold all the time.
Granted, you burn to death as the Sun is right next to you.
I wish I could use the Phantom Rush (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef0T9vfTjJY)
Quote from: SocialFox on November 19, 2012, 10:38:15 PMGranted, you burn to death as the Sun is right next to you.
I wish I could use the Phantom Rush (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef0T9vfTjJY)
Granted; you are now trapped in a single video game, doomed to "exist" only when a player turns the game on.
I wish to be able to look around with my super-vision. :P
Granted, but your vision is x-ray vision and you've been locked in a room full of men.
I wish for a bow and arrow.
Quote from: The Boy Who Cried Wolf on November 25, 2012, 08:41:44 AMGranted, but your vision is x-ray vision and you've been locked in a room full of men.
I wish for a bow and arrow.
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on November 01, 2012, 09:51:06 PMI wish to be able to see all the way around the earth.
Quote from: Zunawe on November 03, 2012, 10:32:02 AMGranted. Now the only thing you will ever see is the back of your own head.
...:P Ok then...
Quote from: The Boy Who Cried Wolf on November 25, 2012, 08:41:44 AMGranted, but your vision is x-ray vision and you've been locked in a room full of men.
I wish for a bow and arrow.
Granted, you shoot yourself in the knee.
I wish for a genie that doesn't grant wishes ironically.
@BDS Because if you see all the way around the earth all the time if you look directly in front of you, you'll never see anything but yourself.
I'm your genie. And oops, that was your last wish.
I wish I could buy Minecraft. :(
Quote from: Waddle Bro on November 25, 2012, 12:05:18 PMI'm your genie. And oops, that was your last wish.
I wish I could buy Minecraft. :(
Granted; Herobrine is actually haunting your game every time you play it.
I wish for an actual genie (typical three wished, none ironic)!! :P
Granted, ill grant you three wishes that arn' iron in 1000 years.
I wish to meet superman.
Quote from: The Boy Who Cried Wolf on November 25, 2012, 01:00:00 PMGranted, ill grant you three wishes that arn' iron in 1000 years.
I wish to meet superman.
Granted. You are teleported to the magical world of Superman 64
I want a pony.
You didn't wish for it.
I wish that I was kefka.
Granted but then kefka didn't want to be socialfox so your 3 seconds time of being kefka were over.
I want a time machine.
Granted, however, you didn't wish for it and you don't get a time machine.
I wish people would send me bios for my story [/advertisment for my story]
Granted but they misread it as Bio (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Bio_%28Ability%29) and you get hit for 9999 damage from each of them.
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Quote from: Shadoninja on December 13, 2012, 12:39:35 AMGranted but they misread it as Bio (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Bio_%28Ability%29) and you get hit for 9999 damage from each of them.
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Granted; you get almost no reprieve from hectic life.
I wish I only needed to sleep for four hours (and the day was still 24 hours).
Granted, after you have slept those four hours you can't sleep anymore and you get almost no reprieve from hectic life.
I wish that my brother would beat the cancer and come back to NSM.
He will. ;)
I wish I had an old tube radio.
Granted. It's a really long pipe connected to a radio station.
I wish my economy teacher wasn't so annoying.
Quote from: Olimar12345 on December 13, 2012, 10:38:59 AMHe will. ;)
BEST.
Granted. All the annoying gets transferred to all your other teachers.
I wish turtles could fly.
granted. They overrun the human race.
I wish I had some delicious food to eat that contained no poisons or other dangerous material within it's scrumptious contents.
Quote from: Kman96 on December 14, 2012, 05:52:08 PMgranted. They overrun the human race.
I wish I had some delicious food to eat that contained no poisons or other dangerous material within it's scrumptious contents.
Granted; it's so delicious, you don't notice the out-of-control 16-wheeler that crunches right over you. X_X Don't eat while crossing the street...
I wish that I had something good (and safe) to eat in a safe place. :P
Granted. You get a cake. The safest cake to ever exist. BECAUSE THE CAKE IS A LIE!!
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
Granted. But remember, it contains ingredients like sediment shaped sediment, fish shaped volatile organic compounds, geo-synthetic membranes, and rhubarb on fire.
I wish I had Megaman 2
granted, but the boxart seeps into the game and ruins it xD
I wish I went to hell.
NOT GRANTED >:(
Quote from: K-NiGhT on December 15, 2012, 01:35:31 PMNOT GRANTED >:(
8)
*totesdidnotmakeupwishsothiswouldhappenandimsuperhappynobodygrantedthatwishhellisscary*
It's been established that hell is a lot less scary if you play the euphonium.
It's sad that neither Chrome nor my phone knows what a euphonium is.
I wish that money wasn't an object and that we could all live our lives on what we want to do.
Granted, you got murdered and all the police are now working on a flower farm for fun.
I wish I could finish my project of comparing Ireland and Switzerland. :(
Yes, but you get a F for your project.
I wish that I got ALL OF THE WOMENS.
Granted. You find out that you're gay.
I wish I had lots of activated gift cards. (Edit: With money on them.)
Quote from: Zunawe on December 28, 2012, 04:22:52 PMGranted. You find out that you're gay.
I wish I had lots of activated gift cards. (Edit: With money on them.)
Granted; you are part of a coincidental mugging. :(
I wish I had the strength to send robbers flying to the moon. :P
Granted, however tides rise/lower as you completely destroy the moon.
I wish I hadn't wasted 50$ on a game I can't play.
Granted. You discover that you must spend $50 more to open it, which you already did. Now you wasted $100 on a game you can't play.
I wish I didn't have to think of a wish every time I ruined somebody else's.
Granted, you don't have to think of a wish, but you have to make a lengthy apology that no one actually cares about every single time you choose not to, and the more you do it, the more everyone here starts to despise you until it reaches the breaking point where people start out-right trolling you to get you off of the forum and the mods turn a blind eye because they secretly feel the same way.
I wish my internet had a better uploading/downloading speed and didn't disconnect as often as it does.
Granted,it disconnects more often.
I wish I was the guy.
Quote from: Yugi on February 25, 2013, 11:20:57 PMGranted,it disconnects more often.
I wish I was the guy.
Granted; you're the guy who's the scapegoat, and is burned at the stake.
I wish I was fireproof.
Okay, but you're no longer waterproof.
I wish Level-5 would port Layton to the Wii U.
Granted, but it sucks, so they never ever ever do it again and keep it on the handhelds.
I wish for (*insert wish here*)
Quote from: SlowPokemon on February 26, 2013, 07:43:33 AMOkay, but you're no longer waterproof.
Quote from: Kman96 on February 26, 2013, 07:58:03 AMGranted, but it sucks, so they never ever ever do it again and keep it on the handhelds.
I wish for (*insert wish here*)
Granted; your wish is inserted through your eye, down your esophagus, and out your spine, just above your coccyx, in the area around your lumbar (it's a really long wish, plus, it's going in at an angle through your eye :P).
I wish to steal the above person's wish.
Granted, however, he already used it.
I wish that I was able to beat Yunalesca as many times as it took.
Granted. It takes x divided by 0 times to beat him, and you are forever forced to fight him.
I wish. . .
Granted, however you get , , ,
I wish that this post wouldn't exist.
Granted. However, you become the reincarnation of Dracula.
I wish Zunawe knew that Yunalesca was female.
Quote from: Yugi on February 28, 2013, 01:37:39 AMI wish Zunawe knew that Yunalesca was female.
Granted, but he becomes sexually attracted to her and makes a horrible fan fic of him and her getting it on like Donkey Kong and scars all that read or hear of it.
I wish Nebble's Let's Play gets more views and likes.
Granted, but the wish isn't granted until right now. By then, everyone's forgotten about the wish and Nebbles' channel has fallen into obscurity.
I wish for world peace WITHOUT the annihilation of the human race.
Granted. Technologically superior aliens come to earth and subjugate humanity, intending to use humans for labor. There is peace, because everybody is too busy working... but hey, at least everybody's alive!
I wish people could understand me!!!
Granted, however, you are now forced to speak a dead language. So nobody knows what you're saying anyway.
I wish that my game would load whithin the next few minutes.
Granted, but the save data becomes corrupted.
I wish to die only when I choose
Granted, but when life is going poorly, and you say you wish you could die, we'll take it literally.
I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich on white bread. The pre cooked ham is fresh and tasty and the cheese is a generic cheddar square. There's nothing else on it and I must be able to eat it.
Granted, but you never said anything about that piano hanging above your head on a thin string.
I wish I had a grand piano :D
Granted. It has no strings.
I wish I had more time to arrange music and play video games.
Quote from: Bloop on November 10, 2014, 07:10:39 AMGranted, but you never said anything about that piano hanging above your head on a thin string.
I wish I had a grand piano :D
I'd just like to point out quick that the piano may never actually fall; so long as I haven't eaten my sandwich, it can't fall, and after I've eaten the sandwich, there's no garen-tee that it may fall after that.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on November 10, 2014, 11:00:03 AMI'd just like to point out quick that the piano may never actually fall; so long as I haven't eaten my sandwich, it can't fall, and after I've eaten the sandwich, there's no garen-tee that it may fall after that.
The sandwich is on the piano
Quote from: maelstrom. on November 10, 2014, 09:09:34 AMI wish I had more time to arrange music and play video games.
Granted, but you've spent so much time arguing about sandwiches that your desire to arrange and game has completely disappeared.
I wish that I had superpowers.
Granted. You now have the ability to fly straight down.
I wish for an A in calculus.
Granted. Calculus is now spelled with an A, as it always has.
I wish to be the ping pong master
Granted, but you can only play slow ping pong.
I wish for an octopus.
Granted. It's a Blue-Ring Octopus.
I wish for infinite antivenom
Granted. Your body now produces it instead of blood. You die.
I wish I had a better Physics book!
Granted. Mint condition, 1850 Chemistry book.
I wish for more wishes
Wish granted, on the condition that you may not use them.
I wish I was built.
Granted. You fall apart. ;)
I wish I could do a full split.
Granted. Your body splits in half.
I wish I could remember what I was going to wish for.
Granted. Your remembered that you were gonna wish to remember what you were going to wish for.
I wish people never ignored me.
Granted. You get so much attention now that you go insane from hysteria.
I wish for some of FireArrow's popcorn.
Granted. I probably have a month old piece lying on the ground somewhere (I'm not the person in my profile.)
I wish for an endless chocolate fondue fountain.
Granted. The entire world drowns in chocolate. Hey, at least it wasn't water.
I wish for Ebola. Take that as you will.
Granted. You get ebola.
I wish for death.
Granted. You die next year.
I wish I knew why this game was called ironic
Granted. You've just forgotten why.
I wish I had a good gaming PC.
Granted. Unfortunately, you have no games for it nor the funds to get any.
I wish for a pony.
Granted. You now have possession of the dead pony I found at the side of the road yesterday.
I wish for Xenoblade X to release in the first half of next year
Granted, unfortunately, they canceled the American release because of bad translation.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
Granted. You are now dead.
I wish that this wish weren't granted.
Granted.
I wish I had an audio interface
Quote from: zoroark1264 on November 11, 2014, 02:58:49 PMGranted.
I wish I had an audio interface
Granted. You lose your voice for the rest of eternity.
I wish my wish wasn't ironic.
Granted. You don't get a list.
I wish people would stop liking pewdiepie and realize that he has no talent and he doesn't deserve the money he gets at all.
Granted. Now, everyone with horrible enough taste to have liked pewdiepie in the first place has decided that they could do better, made their own channels, and, despite having significantly worse videos, collectively gained more popularity than pewdiepie ever had.
I wish for irony in the fulfillment of this wish.
Granted. The wish is granted, no strings attached. Now THAT's ironic.
I wish that any wish I make could make a wish to wish for a wish.
...
I wish I was a giant ping pong ball
Granted, but due to new trends, people now use bouncy balls in ping-pong. You are now useless.
I wish for ping-pong to replace the super bowl (cuz futbal sux.)
Quote from: FireArrow on November 22, 2014, 01:16:44 PMGranted, but due to new trends, people now use bouncy balls in ping-pong. You are now useless.
I wish for ping-pong to replace the super bowl (cuz futbal sux.)
Granted, but Bowling is much bigger than ping pong ;)
I wish I had Smash 4...
Granted, but all of your game systems simultaneously break and go out of stock everywhere for some reason.
I wish for Maestro to win the 2028 presidential election.
He wins. Nothing ironic happens regarding the results of the election and life continues as normal, only much more prosperous.
I wish I had more time in the day to do what I SHOULD BE DOING, not what I WANT TO BE DOING.
Granted, but you spend that time goofing off more.
I wish I could find my missing Magic cards
Granted, but you also find... something else...
I wish somebody would give me about $3.50.
Granted, but you are unable to spend it anywhere, seeing as you are the loch ness monster.
I wish the loch ness monster would stop asking me for $3.50.
Granted, the loch ness monster changed in a song from oot and keeps asking for the money
I wish a wish that could wish all wishes ever wished
Granted, but the grant grants the grants of all other wishes granted
I wish bloop would make sense D:
Granted. He makes perfect sense in Welsh.
I wish I could focus better.
Granted. You are now unable to not focus on something. Good luck sleeping.
I wish for something that is an absolute good.
Granted, you recieve a copy of LoZ Majora's Mask on the N64, but it was owned by a boy called Ben...
I wish I could get Sakurai to visit me for a day.
Granted, but he is so appalled by your smashing skills that he vows to never make another Smash game again.
I wish to go to the festival. curse you into the woods
Granted, but you get stuck on some pitch.
I wish I could do my homework before the morning it's due
Granted, but now it's due digitally the night before.
I wish for no homework. ^-^
You can. At 1:00 AM
I wish this thread had died.
Quote from: FireArrow on January 22, 2015, 08:05:33 PMGranted, but now it's due digitally the night before.
Actually tbh that would be spectacular, at the moment it's due at 11 in the morning and since I wake up early for classes it's hard to get going lol
but assignments are always due digitally, what age do you live in?
Quote from: Maelstrom on January 22, 2015, 08:08:53 PMYou can. At 1:00 AM
I wish this thread had died.
Granted, but then someone comes in and creates Ironic Wish Granting: Threepeat
I wish for nothing.
You get a bunch of spam emails and door solicitation requesting that you make a wish.
I wish I wasn't tired in the morning.
Granted. You are now tired the rest of the day.
I wish I was rich
Granted, you should stock up on Lottery Tickets.
I wish I had a gf...
Granted, you get a girlfriend, but she's a Nintendo hater and is disgusted at Paper Mario.
I wish my internet didn't run out so fast...
Granted. You now use the internet less.
I wish AwesomeYears would use the internet more.
Granted. He starts using the internet so much that he can't even pull himself away to eat or sleep, and promptly dies, no longer able to use the internet.
I wish AwesomeYears would come back to life.
Granted, AwesomeYears rejoins the forums, but starts becoming the new "ThatGamer".
I wish I was granted moderator of the NinSheetMusic forums...
Granted, but you are instantly permabanned by Kefka for abuse of power.
I wish I was an updater
Granted, but you're nowhere near as loved as the other updaters (what can I say? They're so lovable) that you quit out of apathy.
I wish that I was platinum elo in league
I'll give you a KR diamond tier account. So...... Granted?
I wish I got hired as Nintendo's composer.
Granted, you dont have enough experience.
I wish I had a Camaro...
Granted. You go to jail for stealing it
I wish I had a Shulk Amiibo
Quote from: Maelstrom on January 23, 2015, 09:47:58 AMGranted. You go to jail for stealing it
I wish I could speak Spanish without any work.
Granted, but now that's the ONLY language you speak.
I wish my work day would go by faster.
Granted. You are fired.
I wish I had better work hours.
Granted. You now work in retail.
I wish that this game turned into the person below me game
Granted, wrong game.
I wish I could beat Jamaha at Mario Kart 8.
Granted, you are now the second worst player in the world (other than Jamaha)
I wish F-zero would make a new game
Granted, the actual game F-Zero makes a game; not the people who made F-Zero.
I wish I had a Cinccino.
Granted, a dead body of a Cinncino arrives at your door the next day
I wish Fawlty Towers would have new episodes...
Granted, you cant watch them.
I wish I had a fennekin.
Granted, but it doesn't evolve.
I wish for 35 bucks
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 23, 2015, 03:05:37 PMGranted, but it doesn't evolve.
If i wanted it evolved, I'd have wished for the evolved pokemon
(skip me)
Granted, your find 35 male deers in your backyard.
I wish Arceus spoke to me...
Granted. Arceus is... disappointed.
I wish the H7 Necropolis had better units.
Granted. Every necropolis unit is now stronger than everything else in the game, but they're all so expensive that it's essentially impossible to get them.
I wish I were more familiar with the games after H4 so I could have had a better response
Granted. You fall into a deep depression and vow vengeance against Ubisoft.
I wish that the next person to wish has their wish granted! <3 ;)
Granted. My wish will be granted ironically.
I wish this wish will not be granted ironically.
Granted, your wish will not be granted ironically, then the world explodes.
I wish the world would regenerate...
Granted, but god didn't rest on the seventh day. Now we have 6 day work weeks.
I wish we didn't have 6 day work weeks.
Granted, there is 0 day work weeks and everyone is poor and dies eventually...
I wish I could think up a wish.
Granted. You wished that you could no longer make wishes.
I wish I could marry AwesomeYears.
Granted. You devorsed right away.
I wish I found a pile of gold next to me and it doesn't disappear by some random bullshit.
Granted, it's fools gold.
I wish I could sing 5 octaves high.
Granted. You can't sing any lower than that, though. Or speak any lower, for that matter...
I wish people would stop deleting posts in The Post 1795 game.
Granted, now dogs will delete their posts.
I wish I was a Nintendo Nocturne
Just in: JaMaHa has changed the reward system for posting. Now having 90-100 posts is considered Nintendo Nocturne and 2000+ has new, unrevealed name!
I wish for ice cream to help comfort me. I just broke up with awesome years ;-;
Granted. But it melted right away because your is Egypt.
I wish I got a REAL gold that's periodic code is AU. And it doesn't disappear by some random bullshit.
Granted. You did not specify the location of said gold, so it falls on your head and kills you.
I wish for incorruptible wishes
your wish is incorruptible, and therefore you are granted 2 wishes with the standard abuse laws attached.
I wish mael would break the abuse laws and get blown up
Granted, but I reform immediately and gain immunity to any further implosions
I wish NoS would stop caring about rules.
Granted. There's no suck person called NoS, instead there's someone called Nocturne of Shadow ;)
I wish I got a pile of gold that's periodic code is AU and it appears right in front of me right now without disappearing by some random bullshit.
Granted, it disappears by some random horse crap.
I wish I could unban ThatGamer
Not granted.
I wish for soup.
Quote from: Yugi on January 27, 2015, 05:59:19 PMNot granted.
LOL that was cold :D :D
Oh and BTW granted. But it vaporized right away.
I wish for nothing.
Granted.
You are now in a vacuum.
I wish for diamonds on the soles of my shoes.
Granted. They stab your feet and you die.
I wish for Challenger rank in LoL.
Granted. But Rito disables your acc because you smurfed.
See, forgetting your password would be a better one (LP Decay through inactivity). It's not some third party that then stops your wish for shit'n'giggles, it's you screwing up and negating your wish.
I wish for one million fireflies.
Granted, but every time someone sees you, they sing Fireflies (Owl City) and you begin to hate it forever
I wish for wisdom
Granted. You get it Solomon-style which means you end up with 300 wives and 900 concubines. Have fun keeping track of all of them.
Oh, and you write Ecclesiastes.
I wish for a few thousand dollars, a Diet Coke, and a barrel to stuff it all in.
Granted, but you didn't wish for the Coke to come in a can, so now all your money is drenched in it. On the upside, you have a barrel full of Coke now (slightly money-flavored). Have fun.
I wish I could stand spicy food better. Such a gringo.
Granted. But you did it by cutting your young and you died.
I wish for money!
Congratulations! Good luck explaining to whatever financial enforcer your country has where that money came from!
I wish for less gerrymandering.
Granted. Unfortunately, you get the 2016 presidential race in its place.
I wish this thread stays alive for a little while.
granted. it'll die again though
I wish I wasn't sleepy
Granted. Now you're hungry.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
granted. Now you have a stomach ache from eating too much
I wish for this wish to be granted unironically
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on May 04, 2016, 09:25:34 AMGranted. Now you're hungry.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
(I just want to mention that I was already hungry.)
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on May 04, 2016, 09:58:12 AMgranted. Now you have a stomach ache from eating too much
I wish for this wish to be granted unironically
Granted, but with no irony, this thread, and the site with it, fall apart because you broke the rules of the thread.
I wish to not live in Hillbilly Country.
Granted, now you live in the most snobby country you can imagine.
I wish I had a lot of money to afford cosplays.
Granted, but now you can only spend all the money you get on cosplay materials. Good luck eating and stuff.
I wish I had the ability to do any school assignment instantly and flawlessly.
Granted, but somehow it ends up always getting eaten by dogs.
I wish for a sandwich
Granted
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fspongebob%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd7%2FThe-Nasty-Patty.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20110206203207&hash=c850bcec0dd4cfa669c8a72a3488a59c0244c4c3)
I wish for the ability to levitate at will.
Granted, but you lose the ability to perform any form of non-verticle locomotion at will. Don't worry, you can still do it involuntarily.
I wish there were more gay guys at my school (like why are the gays/bi female, come on)
Granted. Now a lot of guys are happy.
I wish to not require 14 hours of sleep to stay awake at school
Granted. Now you require 17.4725184 hours of sleep to stay awake at school.
I wish I could get a perfect score on my ACT.
Granted, but no colleges accept you anyway.
I wish I could fire lightning from my fingertips.
Granted, but you misfire and die.
I wish I was cool :(
I don't do anything
I wish to be able to travel wherever I want
Hey that's not how the game works
I ironically granted your wish by not doing anything
it works
Granted but as you decided to travel to a fictional world, you were immediately killed off by everyone there
I wish for the ability to have dreams (no seriously I can't dream...it's kinda depressing)
Granted. Buy, hey, nightmares totally count as dreams, don't they!? ;)
I wish for a better way to record audio.
A better way to record audio exists. You don't have access to it, as it costs far more than you can afford.
I wish for a free version of Finale 2014.
Granted. But now NSM only accepts a new paid version of Musescore for it's sheet uploads.
I wish for the ability to morph my appearance.
You only can morph into a potato, and it's a one-way trip
I wish I could fall asleep more easily.
Granted, but you now fall asleep too easily, and can't control your sleeping habits, no matter where you are, and no matter what the circumstances are.
I wish for Donald Trump to stop trying to be the president.
Granted. His popularity grows so much overnight, he no longer has to try.
I wish metal (music) didn't give me a headache.
granted now it puts you in a coma and you never wake up
i wish texas would explode
Granted, but parts of the shattered Texas landed on your property.
I wish I could get the world record on MK7 Rainbow Road
Granted, but the previous record holder will now attempt to hunt you down and terminate you for beating their record.
I wish that I could travel to and from any video game world with infinite lives and experience no pain in said games, which I could travel back to the real world from.
granted, every time you lose a life or take damage, someone close to you experiences it as well. I'd suggest not dying.
I wish for 5 dollars
Granted, but it's a currency you can never use.
I wish my shoulder stopped aching.
Granted. Now your other shoulder does.
I wish I had a cure for cancer.
Granted. I Am Legend ensues.
I wish I always won
Quote from: Maelstrom on May 23, 2016, 04:22:35 AMYou only can morph into a potato, and it's a one-way trip
11/10
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on May 23, 2016, 01:12:53 PMI wish I always won
Granted. You become corrupt with power and are eventually taken down by a group of deadly assassins.
I wish for MAGIC (I'll let you interpret that as you wish)!!!
granted but your magic only allows you to cause temporary blindness in yourself haha
i wish to own my own planet (that supports life)
Granted, but its conditions only support single-cell organisms
I wish I can finish the stack of homework due tomorrow that I've been procrastinating on for the past month. And also to still have time to cram to pass the Spanish quiz tomorrow on stuff I never learned.
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Quote from: braixen1264 on May 23, 2016, 03:06:17 PMI wish I can finish the stack of homework due tomorrow that I've been procrastinating on for the past month. And also to still have time to cram to pass the Spanish quiz tomorrow on stuff I never learned.
it happens. You hate your life.
I wish that my wisdom teeth were never taken out
not granted. wishes dont work like that
I wish I got sick today
granted you then die
i wish for a victorian style house
Granted. When you get it, however, you find that it's infested with termites and collapses on itself.
I wish I had 10 wishes
Granted. You may never use them.
I wish real life had background music
Granted. Have fun listening to What Does the Fox Say on an infinite loop.
I wish for this topic to end.
Granted. This topic just ended in an alternate universe.
I wish that Pokemon were real
granted but much like the dinosaurs they are extinct
i wish i didn't wake up every night at 2 in the morning
Granted, but now you wake up at 2:30 in the morning.
I wish that I can have time to do what I want to do over the summer as opposed to CONSTANTLY having chores.
Granted. You have the time to do what you want, but you fall into a coma and are unable to do anything in that time.
I wish it was Friday
Granted, Wednesday is now called Friday but still comes in the middle of the week
I wish I was motivated to finish my schoolwork
Granted. You're motivated, but you still don't do it.
I wish I was a chick magnet.
Granted. Every chick in the world magnetically attracts to you. There are too many blocking your face and you die of suffocation.
I wish I was actually good at arranging
Granted, now you can't play your own arrangements.
I wish I had free time.
Granted. You soon regret your decision after being coated in immature chickens 24/7
I wish I could come up with wishes instead of just snarky answers.
edit; DANG IT PAGE BREAK.
Granted, your time is worth nothing. Good luck finding a job when no one pays you anything.
Same wish.
to keep it ironic, not granted
I wish my wishes were fishes so that I could have a feast
Granted, you didn't wish for fish, you fish for fish. You now must work to eat.
I wish I had a Wii U.
Granted: A very powerful person walks into your house with a Wii console, and forcefully bends it into the shape of a "U", without breaking it (somehow).
I wish I was able to explain how that's possible.
Granted. You're able to, but no one believes you.
I wish I never got headaches.
granted. You get terrible terrible toothaches instead
I wish I could go to minnesota
Granted, you went to minnesota. Not Minnesota, but minnesota.
I wish I wasn't so hot.
granted. you are now ugly (strange wish)
I wish I could apologize for that
Granted, but you still receive a slap in the face from cashwarrior1.
I wish this site was renamed (I honestly just want to see what someone comes up with for this one.)
Granted, now it's named Date Hot Girls in Your Area and you're ashamed to come here.
I wish I was done with exams.
Granted. You are, because you have chosen not to take any of them. They still happen, though, so you fail everything.
I wish I had a time machine. Just have it, not use it.
Granted, but the time machine is stolen from a prestigious laboratory. You are now a globally-wanted criminal. Good going.
I wish Ricco Harbor wouldn't give me such fits with its off-beat melodies.
Granted. It's on-beat now, but the melodic line is so terrible it makes your ears bleed every time you hear it.
I wish I could eat as much as I want and never get full.
Granted, here's a bag of chips.
I wish I could draw.
Granted, but now you become mute & must draw everything you want to say.
I wish I could understand what cashwarrior1 was saying through all that mmfmfffmfmffmffm-ing.
Granted, you are now mute as well.
I wish I had a poptart.
Granted, it has no frosting.....or filling
I wish to understand why memes exist
Granted, because of
Spoiler
JOOOOOHN CEEEEENNNAAAA!!!!!
I wish I wished a wish of wishes.
Granted, but you can't use any of the wishes.
I wish PDS had posted his wish.
(I also wish Seb had the wisdom to know when a JC can be properly used and when it's just white noise, but I'll keep that one to myself.)
Granted, I post it now. After your post.
My wish is that I can just give people the irony without giving a wish.
Not granted! >:D
I wish I earned a hundred dollars!
Granted. You earned it by working in a coal mine for $0.50 an hour.
I wish bullet hell games didn't fry my brain.
Granted. They fry everything else.
I wish I could spend this weekend doing what I actually want to do
Granted, but your grounded.
I wish I was rich.
Granted, hello Richard.
I wish I was Richard.
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on May 29, 2016, 09:49:26 AMI wish I was Richard.
Granted, you are Donald Trump.
I wish I was muscular.
Granted. You don't ever stop building muscle. Ever.
I wish I could write twice as fast.
Granted, but now you think twice as slow.
I wish I had some icecream. I actually have icecream so...
So not granted! >:D
I wish I could have background music in real life that I could choose from any song ever & decide when it played & when it didn't, and it was free.
*gasp*
I don't think I left a loophole, but knowing me, I did.
Granted, but it's so loud that it makes you go deaf.
I wish I had a stable internet connection
Granted, it's $5000 a month.
I wish I had a piece of candy.
Granted, but it's 20 years old and is covered in mold.
I wish i had superpowers.
Granted. Your superpower is clogging the toilet with a single poop.
Wish I was funny.
Granted, oh, nice joke btw.
I wish I could actually be productive while I'm thinking.
Granted, you come up with awesome ideas while thinking but forget them all then you try to record them.
I wish for a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice. (About the grandest thing I can think of right about now.)
Granted. When you go to pick up the glass, it shatters all over your hand and wrist and you bleed out. X_X
I wish for the ability to speed or slow my perception of time at will.
gratz, since time is a man made construct every time you try you end up late or early for everything
I wish for a brand new LoL skin
Granted. You shed your current skin and your new skin is branded with the words LoL over, and over, and over again.
I wish for peace and prosperity.
Granted, I now have peace and prosperity, thanks!
I wish it summer was over.
Granted, it is now winter, but the temperature is still blazing hot. Explain that one, science!
I wish that I had the stamina to run a half-marathon.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on May 31, 2016, 06:33:04 AMExplain that one, science!
~Global Warming. Everyone is going to die.~
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on May 31, 2016, 06:33:04 AMI wish that I had the stamina to run a half-marathon.
Granted, but you can only run from now on. No walking for you.
I wish I had a gun.
you do and so does a 4-year-old toddler who shoots you in the back. shoutouts america
i wish for nothing
Granted. The entire universe turns into nothingness
I wish I was good at video games.
Granted, you now suck at everything else.
EDIT: I wish I had a non-ironic answer to this, something sarcastic would work.
I wish Cashwarrior had made a wish.
Oh, shoot, I forgot! Granted, but now you have to answer it.
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on May 31, 2016, 01:08:50 PMI wish I had a non-ironic answer to this, something sarcastic would work.
Granted. Unfortunately, you neglected to actually wish for something specific; you merely gave parameters for the response. Smart, that.
I wish I could change my appearance at will.
Granted. You can only change into horribly ugly people, though.
I wish that everybody would cooperate more.
granted, single player is no longer an option for anybody.
I wish... that I never made any mistakes.
Granted. You, now unbenounced to the mistakes you would've made lack the wisdom to avoid them now and inevitably you must grin and bear it again.
I wish I didn't have another year of high school.
Granted. You're now a drop out.
I wish I didn't have sleeping problems.
Granted, now the electricity went out and you didn't wake up... ever.
I wish I had a number 7.
Granted, but i take it from you and never give it back.
I wish I had a british accent.
Granted, pip pip.
I wish I was treated fairly.
Granted. You get treated to spending the day at the nearest fair.
I wish to finish Ricco Harbor and it actually be good when I finish.
Granted, but it fails because it's not great.
I wish I had tadpole treble.
Granted, nuff said.
I wish I had a dog.
Granted (http://s4.photobucket.com/user/antyep/media/petebd-d.gif.html).
I wish I had all the wishes.
Granted, but you only can wish for more wishes. it's a cycle.
i wish i had taco bell right now.
Granted, but you had friends over for a party and they ate all your taco bell.
I wish I didn't have to do any chores today.
Granted. You have more to do tomorrow.
I wish for the moon.
Granted, you now have 3 days to live.
I wish there was ice in the cooler so all the pop will be cold and I don't have to put it in a separate cup with ice in it so it can be cold.
Granted. All the ice is now crackling and splitting because your use of the word 'pop' is outdated.
I really wish PDS would give a wish. XD
not granted.
I wish I had pants.
Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis on June 05, 2016, 02:33:49 AMGranted. All the ice is now crackling and splitting because your use of the word 'pop' is outdated.
ok hello mr high and mighty pacific northwesterner get off your high horse cause the word "pop" is vastly superior to "soda" or "coke" so don't go and call us outdated when people like you still call it "soda"
pop is for rox
i wish someone would make a wish goddamnit
not granted
ATTENTION EVERYJUAN! I have made wish 4 posts ago!
Here it is once again:
I wish I had pants.
http://mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/List_of_Magic_slang
QuoteFat Pants
A creature enchantment or equipment that increases the enchanting creatures' toughness higher than the amount it increases the creatures power. This comes from the card Hero's Resolve (aka Heroic Pants), which gives the creature it enchants +1 power but +5 toughness.
Granted. You now have a creature enchantment.
I wish I had a working headset
Granted, your ears are blown out.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on June 05, 2016, 07:43:25 AMok hello mr high and mighty pacific northwesterner get off your high horse cause the word "pop" is vastly superior to "soda" or "coke" so don't go and call us outdated when people like you still call it "soda"
The correct term is
seltzer soft drink.
I wish I wished a real wish, but I couldn't think of one.
Quote from: Sebastian on June 05, 2016, 08:04:27 PMGranted, your ears are blown out.
The correct term is seltzer soft drink.
I wish I wished a real wish, but I couldn't think of one.
Not granted
If you want to get technical, then let's all get general and call it a carbonated beverage.
I wish VBS was over T_T
no, soft drink is probably the correct term
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on June 06, 2016, 10:16:06 AMI wish VBS was over T_T
Granted, and as a bonus, you now have knowledge that there is no god!
I wish for a pony!
Granted. It is highly carnivorous.
I wish people would actually remember to make wishes.
Granted. They don't type them anyway
granted. You have a heart attack because I knew what you wished for.
I wish I had a better computer
Granted, though it due to some glitches in the system it's stuck windows 8.
I wish going to bed at a decent hour didn't feel like an impossible task.
granted, but now you oversleep every morning.
i wish i had great bone structure
Granted but you now have hemophilia
I wish I had an extra hour in the day
Granted, but you have to spend it listening to Rebecca Black's Friday on repeat.
I wish I could memorize a book by reading it once.
Granted, but you can only remember one book.
I wish I had a genie instead.
Granted, but you have to grant the genie a wish.
I wish I had absolute perfect pitch and had no disabilities to come with it. Or tinnitus. Or any ailment affecting the ears.
granted. You suck at playing piano.
I wish my headset worked.
Granted. However, it is now permanently grafted into your skull.
I wish I had more writing motivation!
Granted but your talent is never recognized
I wish for Devil May Cry Pops
I'm sorry, WHAT?
Since I have no idea wtf you're talking about, granted. You have strawberry flavored popsicles with
"Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series" on them.
I wish for 1 bonus oxygen
Granted, though it's stuck between a sodium and a hydrogen.
I wish for a pony.
Not granted!
I wish for a pony.
how the fuck is that ironic
skip me
Granted. However, you also get FireArrow's pony. You quickly find out that two ponies is too much for you to take care of... you still try to take care of the two ponies, though, but after a couple months of owning the two ponies, you come out to find that one of them has died. It turns out, you forgot to feed it. Should've been a responsible pony owner!
I wish for all the wishes that were answered with "Not granted."
Granted, but you overwork the poor wishing fairy to such an extent that she decides to quit her job and not grant wishes anymore. Phooey. :(
I wish that I won't catch a cold, bug, or any other illness this winter.
Granted, you get sick. (you didn't catch a cold, a bug, or an illness; you were given the ability to be sick)
I wish I had grass.
Granted: you are the proud owner of a singular blade of grass that is 100 meters tall.
I wish CW had a machete for his grass.
Granted. He stabs you with it. :X
I wish I had the machete.
Granted, it's in your chest.
I wish I never had the machete.
Granted. I take it and slice your arms off with it.
'Tis but a flesh wound!
I wish CW's grass blade shriveled up and died.
it shrivels up and topples over turning your house into a pile of rubble
I wish E gadd had some good home insurance
Granted, but now you don't have good house insurance.
I wish a hole appeared.
Granted! ^^ but it's in you, and people can see through your body now. Eep.
I wish there was wifi everywhere~
Granted. You said nothing about it being free, or even cheap.
I wish I could find the key I just lost
Granted. It is the key to the cop's car. YOUR GOING TO JAIL.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted. You get it in pennies.
Btw, Sebastian, it's a key to the shed I need to get into to work.
I wish the lawn would mow itself.
Granted, but it doesn't know when to stop and creates a hole to the center of the universe.
I wish my clothes in the dryer would be done.
granted, but all the clothes shrank.
i wish to pass this english class.
Granted, the teacher now lowers the requirement for "passing" down to a 50%.
I wish I could resist looking at sun/moon spoilers.
Granted, now you're looking at other spoilers.
I wish someone else will do my wish for me.
Granted, your wish is now "I wish to spontaneously combust.". Granted.
I wish I could focus more on my studies.
("Spontaneous combustion is a myth. If you burst into flame, someone wanted you to.")
Quote from: Google"Spontaneous Combustion"
- The ignition of organic matter (e.g. hay or coal) without apparent cause, typically through heat generated internally by rapid oxidation.
"Someone wanted you to" is a great thought though.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=234075
Quote from: WaluigiTime64 on June 14, 2016, 02:03:43 PMI wish I could focus more on my studies.
Not granted, you will focus all your time on NinSheetMusic!
I wish it was yesterday!
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on June 14, 2016, 05:26:47 PMNot granted, you will focus all your time on NinSheetMusic!
I wish it was yesterday!
Granted! ^^
...but the old guy from the End of Time sends you to 1999 AD. Because you know, time shouldn't be messed with. Lavos isn't happy. You die possibly the worst death in the entire world.
I wish everyone was an awesome person! :D
Quoteawe·some
ˈôsəm/
adjective
adjective: awesome
extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.
Granted, thought the majority take the daunting inspire fear route.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses or contacts.
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on June 14, 2016, 05:26:47 PMNot granted, you will focus all your time on NinSheetMusic!
I already do. It's a real problem.
Quote from: FireArrow on June 16, 2016, 12:14:07 AMI wish I didn't have to wear glasses or contacts.
Granted! Kinda. You've been granted the power to grant that wish yourself! ^^
You know, you could embrace the ~natural way~ and take them glasses or contacts off. Just don't mind/ignore the blurriness.
I wish the people up there would pay me more.
Granted. They pay you in cheaply-made tables.
I wish my sister wasn't so overly-involved in packing for vacation.
Granted, you didn't pack enough.
I wish I didn't have to help with this garage sale that isn't even mine.
Granted but then everyone sees you as selfish and hates you
I wish for an Amazon card
Granted, here's a card that teleports you to the Amazon Jungle, one-way.
I wish I could've gone back to the beginning of church service... I didn't do something, and I regret it :'(
Granted, say hi to Paul for me.
I wish I understood SiIva Gunner.
Granted. You regret it.
I wish Silvagunner would stop
Granted. You kill yourself because you are now single-handedly responsible for the death of a wonderful YouTube channel.
Quote from: Pianist Da Sootopolis on June 26, 2016, 11:42:34 AMGranted. You kill yourself because you are now single-handedly responsible for the death of a wonderful YouTube channel.
And your wish?
Granted.
I wish Maestro continued his comedy class thread
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on June 26, 2016, 12:04:57 PMAnd your wish?
I learned long ago not to wish in this game.
That said, I'm supposed to actually play by the rules and not forget about it like always, so...
^ Granted. Everyone at NSM dies because of it.
I wish we had more transparency within things like why someone gets banned.
granted. You get banned for wishing against the mods.
I wish PDS's wish is undone to make it seem more realistic
Granted. That makes your turn effectively useless, meaning you just wasted that many seconds of your life.
I wish my phone's screen would never crack.
Granted, now he will never tell you the password no matter how hard you try!
I wish Maestro would respond to Braixen's wish.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on June 26, 2016, 11:03:35 AMI wish I could've gone back to the beginning of church service...
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on June 26, 2016, 11:22:52 AMGranted, say hi to Paul for me.
Hahaha... that was pretty clever!
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on June 26, 2016, 02:29:05 PMI wish Maestro would respond to Braixen's wish.
Granted. You don't learn anything from the class.
I wish that, from here on out, all wishes in this thread will also become beneficial to me.
Granted, but everyone forgets to mention your benefit.
I wish to find a working GameCube and/or Virtual Boy.
Granted, you can't afford it, but it's there.
I wish I had waffles.
Granted. They're burnt
I wish for a way out of the Amazon
Granted. You end up in Netflix.
I wish for a job
Granted. Enjoy your job as that one assistant to the veterinarian that always deals with the rabid creatures and is extremely underpaid.
I wish BoyWithoutaFairy could find a way out of Netflix.
Granted, but not alive.
I wish I owned a supercar that I could drive around the hollywood hills
Granted, merry Christmas:
Spoiler
(https://a.1stdibscdn.com/archivesE/upload/8482/04_13/toy_hot_rod_car_d1/XXX_toy_hot_rod_car_d1_1.jpg)
I wish Braix's car were big enough for him to ride in.
Granted, it slightly becomes larger because Braixen isn't very big. (The pokemon)
I wish BoyWithoutAFairy was alive.
(Braixen the person isn't very big either :^)
shush you
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on June 27, 2016, 04:14:09 PM(Braixen the person isn't very big either :^)
How would you know that?
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on June 27, 2016, 04:03:13 PMI wish BoyWithoutAFairy was alive.
Granted...from the dead
Now I wish my Amazon order would get here sooner
Granted. It's launched from a cannon straight into YOUR FACE! HA!
I wish for whatever was inside the package, delivered in a non-harmful way.
Granted it was 40 Pokemon cards which if shot from a cannon would be harmless and destroyed
I wish for a good fantastic four movie
Granted, but you are never able to see it.
I wish today's word wasn't today's word.
Granted
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on March 04, 2016, 09:39:58 AM3/04/16 Recusant (adj.)- refusing to submit to authority
O_o I really wish this wasn't today's word.
I wish I had Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.
Granted but your copy is infected with a virus
哦其实没有可以博爱热点弟弟 NT RanD O ML YSe QiT ChT O Ka
Ssorry what I said was I wish my keyboard didn't randomly switch to Chinese
Granted, it switches to Bolivian instead
I wish I could afford to travel a bunch
Granted, your fired.
I wish I would stop learning new songs as of right now (too many new songs=overload and old ones forgotten)
Granted. You still forget the old ones.
I wish Just Plains wasn't so deceptively difficult.
Granted it is now difficult with no deception
I wish that people would shut up
Granted. Since everyone must shut up, every piece of human communication is destroyed.
Congratulations, you just destroyed 200,000 years of culture.
I wish I could arrange music faster.
Granted. You can never stop arranging music now.
I wish that I could run faster.
Granted, you walk very slowly.
I wish that Pokemon Go's servers got fixed.
Granted. To accomplish this, all other internet servers are now destroyed.
I wish that ___
Granted. You ____________
I wish I had the ability to use sonar.
Granted. (http://www.boatersland.com/hum409700-1.html?gclid=CjwKEAjw-_e7BRDs97mdpJzXwh0SJABSdUH04N1t7df_Gy1ce4A50NgzUJTHEnG5AfnNN9fb-bJnixoClG_w_wcB) You now have the instruction manual.
I wish I could tan without risking skin cancer.
Granted, you're black now.
I wish Sonic games were good.
Granted, but every other game crashes and burns because of it. Congrats, you just put all but one video game company out of business, arousing the anger of gamers worldwide.
Good luck.
I wish this specific wave of rain would be sent somewhere that needs it and this area gets a break for a week or two.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on July 08, 2016, 09:13:31 AMI wish this specific wave of rain would be sent somewhere that needs it and this area gets a break for a week or two.
Huh, that explains the rainstorm we had.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on July 08, 2016, 09:13:31 AMGranted, but every other game crashes and burns because of it. Congrats, you just put all but one video game company out of business, arousing the anger of gamers worldwide.
Good luck.
I wish this specific wave of rain would be sent somewhere that needs it and this area gets a break for a week or two.
Granted. That wave of rain's now augmenting a hurricane, because what's a hurricane without driving rain?
I wish my iPod Touch's internet browser wouldn't crash as often.
Granted but everything else on the iPod crashes twice as often
I wish my roommate wouldn't snore so loud
Granted. Instead, he talks– no, yells in his sleep. A lot. Something about a heavy metal concert? Maybe?
I wish to have one more month of summer break before school starts.
Granted--your parents convince you to get a summer job for the month.
I wish I could listen to music and immediately figure out all chords used in them in order with 100% accuracy. (Despite having absolute (a.k.a. "perfect") pitch, I'm nowhere near being that good yet.)
Granted you have this ability for one hour. Then you go deaf.
I wish white was purple.
Granted. Humans now have a purple skin color
I wish I was ungrounded
Granted, it's been 100 years.
I wish Cashwarrior had remembered to make a wish.
Granted, it's a wish so horrible none can bear to read it.
I wish I had asked that cute boy at Otakon for his Facebook so we could've kept in touch.
Granted, he looses touch in about a month
I wish that I will pass all my AP tests
Granted. You then suddenly find that none of the colleges and universities care about AP tests. (I think Canadian universities care more about IB exams.)
I wish work were less stressful.
Granted, instead of your work being stressful, every other thing you do becomes stressful.
I wish for my wish to be granted in a non-ironic manner.
Your wish will be granted non-ironically...next time.
I wish for a new computer.
Granted, it was made in the 1900s.
I wish my parents were better at planning my piano lessons.
Granted. Your piano lessons are planned flawlessly. As for everything else?
Have fun :)
I wish to survive well this school year & make it out with all A's
Granted. Your counsler drops you out of all your classes and gives a freshman course load.
I wish would get some call backs from jobs.
Granted. They're all calling back asking for extraordinarily inconvenient interview times (5:00 AM local time much?). Also, half of them want you to do medical tests before they'll evaluate further.
I wish my acne were cured.
Not granted.
I wish my parents would stop buying off-brand cereal. (Cereal that tries to copy another brand's original cereal but makes it worse.)
Granted. Your parents no longer buy food at all.
I wish for a better phone that the 2 I have right now. (Seriously I can't play Pokemon GO, Clash of Clans, or the Pokemon TCGO)
Granted. It's a Microsoft phone. Good luck transferring your apps' save states to that. Even worse, it starts crashing and being stuck in airplane mode a month after you buy it.
I wish I were better at piano.
Granted, but only by an incredibly indiscernible amount
I wish I was allowed to play bideo geims
Quote from: braixen1264 on August 23, 2016, 07:34:26 PMI wish I was allowed to play bideo geims
Granted
Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH528Pdh1Rk
I wish I could get by on less than 8 hours of sleep.
Granted. Unfortunately, whenever you get less than 8 hours of sleep, you need to listen to video game music for the entire day or you start feeling tired again.
I wish I knew what my composition style was.
Granted! ^^
In so you break the laws of the human mind and proceed to suck yourself in an endless infinite vortex. Because no one truly "knows" their "style" - those are sketchy terms at best anyway ;)
I wish I could make money by doing nothing.
Granted... sort of. Turns out I'm a clickbait ad that automatically installs Bonzi Buddy onto your computer.
I wish I was good at strategy games.
You're great at them, but any you get are spontaneously destroyed by a time vortex.
I wish I knew how to arrange things.
Granted, but you lack any means of arranging said things.
I wish to see the Olympic Games in person one day...
Granted, but you're a participant.
I wish I could pause time for everyone except me.
Quote from: Sebastian on August 24, 2016, 07:05:16 AMGranted, but you're a participant.
<ignore this> And??? How is that a bad thing? Sure, I'd get destroyed, BUT IT'S THE BLIPPING OLYMPICS
Quote from: Sebastian on August 24, 2016, 07:05:16 AMI wish I could pause time for everyone except me.
Granted- (I can't type anything more because time is paused, but trust me, it's not worth it ;))
I wish I could move when Sebass pauses time.
Granted.
Now you can't move when he unpauses time ^^
Also Sebass is angry that you called him that, and he takes the opportunity to conveniently place you over the mouth of mount ebott.
I wish there was access to a computer with internet here
Granted: do you like the Opera browser? Good! It's the only browser available!
I wish my computer at work wasn't so slow sometimes.
Granted. It is now slow full time. (also my current phone IS a microsoft phone. that's why i want a new one)
I wish Keemstar would leave the internet.
Granted. You our now the internet's one true savior. (No Irony Here)
I wish Harambre was still alive
Granted. He now has far less importance than he would if he was dead.
I wish I could stay up all night.
Granted. You levitate all night.
I wish I didn't have to spend all day tomorrow editing a youtube video.
Granted you have spend all month editing a youtube video.
I wish we had more irony in these answers.
Not granted. That's not how this works! :P
I wish the Washington D.C. trip I am going on were less than 75 days away... (Getting 1 day closer each day, of course, and with me being on the trip, too)
Granted. It is now -5 days away. You're still technically on it, of course; you just never showed up at the airport.
I wish I was a dead gorilla.
Granted. You were a dead gorilla in a previous life. Before that, you were a live gorilla.
I wish for a new calculator.
Granted. All it does is add with a display of 6 Sig digs and no decimal.
I wish people would stop memeing
Granted. Now everywhere you go, everyone dabs just to annoy you.
I wish that I could hit anyone i want with lightning.
Granted, but you have to handle the Lightning with your bare hands, therefore, shocking yourself before hitting the other person. Have fun.
I wish I had an competent AP Chem teacher that got me a 5 on the AP test (with significantly reduced amounts of homework and reasonably strict concerning the school's normal rules, and this person is decently healthy so they are generally here and teaching most days all throughout the year)
Granted, you're not in that class.
I wish Mario Maker for 3DS had online level-sharing.
Granted - but sheesh, the lag in the online level-sharing mode is unbelievable.
I wish I knew what the "Teletype" tags in this forum were for.
Me neither.
I wish I wasn't hungry
Granted you're thirsty
I wish for three more wishes
Granted, but you can't say them, you lost all ability to speak.
I wish I had a better (mac) laptop.
granted. It's still a mac, you poor thing.
I wish someone would walk up to me and give me a pc repair 30 hour/wk job that paid 10 an hour or more
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on September 02, 2016, 09:55:58 AMgranted. It's still a mac, you poor thing.
At least it's better than my old one. A mac is perfect for the things that I will do for my career.
"mac" and "perfect" are difficult to use together
I don't understand why people even care about what computer is better because it doesn't even matter.
It's cuz macs are shit for how expensive they are
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on September 02, 2016, 09:55:58 AMI wish someone would walk up to me and give me a pc repair 30 hour/wk job that paid 10 an hour or more
Granted. Now move to India and start fixing computers in the dead of night (local time). Those Indians are pretty tech-savvy and want their computers fixed before they wake up, after all!
I wish I didn't keep accidentally typing in emoticons into Skype For Business.
Granted. Skype for Business keeps typing emoticons into YOU!
I wish I were a rich man, yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
Granted. You can only say
Quote from: BlackDragonSlayer on September 02, 2016, 04:59:47 PMyubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
I wish YouTube would fix their horrible censorship policies.
Granted but from then on only keemstar is able to upload due to a glitch in the system
I wish to be able to speak again
Quote from: Dekkadeci on September 02, 2016, 04:08:17 PMGranted. Now move to India and start fixing computers in the dead of night (local time). Those Indians are pretty tech-savvy and want their computers fixed before they wake up, after all!
I just want to point out that due to time zones this would practically be 0 change in sleep pattern
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on September 02, 2016, 07:32:30 PMI just want to point out that due to time zones this would practically be 0 change in sleep pattern
I said dead of night local time. Yup, that's India at 3:00 AM.
Quote from: BoywithoutaFairy on September 02, 2016, 05:21:10 PMI wish to be able to speak again
You can speak, but nobody wants to listen to your grackle squawk.
I wish I knew what that image of Japanese Muppets is supposed to be doing on this website.
the dead of night in india is midday here
Quote from: Dekkadeci on September 02, 2016, 08:12:00 PMI said dead of night local time. Yup, that's India at 3:00 AM.
Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on September 02, 2016, 08:14:44 PMthe dead of night in india is midday here
I believe you're still misreading it.
Quote from: Dekkadeci on September 02, 2016, 04:08:17 PMGranted. Now move to India and start fixing computers in the dead of night (local time). Those Indians are pretty tech-savvy and want their computers fixed before they wake up, after all!
before they wake up means I'll be working overnight, and since india is 12/.5 hours away it'll feel like I'm working in the day/afternoon/evening
Quote from: Dekkadeci on September 02, 2016, 04:08:17 PMNow move to India and start fixing computers in the dead of night (local time). Those Indians are pretty tech-savvy and want their computers fixed before they wake up, after all!
What I think she's saying is that now
you're in India. The addition of "local time" just makes things more confusing than they should be.
Patiently waiting to be proven wrong lol.
Actually, I have absolutely no idea what she's trying to say
yes. If I'm in india, working overnight, to me, it feels like I'm working midday because that's what my body is used to
Quote from: Dekkadeci on September 02, 2016, 08:12:00 PMI wish I knew what that image of Japanese Muppets is supposed to be doing on this website.
Granted but they take it down as soon as you know.
because you know way too much
I wish BwaF would make a wish. :o
Not Granted!
I wish for a taco.
Granted you receive a taco but it's already been chewed
I WISH FOR AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF WISHES
Granted, but you lose the ability to actually think of things to wish for.
I wish that I had a sword.
Granted, but you realize it's actually my dick in diguise
I wish for a Diglett.
Granted. You now have an 8 inch penis looking thing.
I wish my Algebra 2 homework would complete itself.
Granted but only after you do 999/1000 of it
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish but if you wish the wish the witch wishes I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Granted. The witch now wishes for everything, so you get locked out of wishing for anything.
(Wishing for a Diglett was a reference to one of shadowkirby's previous avatars, which replaced a sword with a Diglett.)
I wish that smartphones wouldn't get so hot. (Why does every smartphone I've ever owned have a tendency to get too hot to touch?)
Granted. They instead get so cold that they freeze off your fingers when you touch them.
I wish I was super good at an instrument
Congratulations! You are now a lyre virtuoso! But... wait, do they even make those anymore?
I wish I didn't need to sleep. Ever.
Granted. You're dead
I wish I wasn't so bored
Granted. You're dead
I wish I had my laptop
Granted, it's dead.
I wish time would go by faster.
Granted. It goes by so fast you're now dead.
I wish people would stop dying.
Granted, but you're the sacrifice for it to end.
I wish Soot was back alive.
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on September 16, 2016, 07:19:51 PMGranted, it's dead.
I wish time would go by faster.
that was really funny and I laughed because of all the responses I was expecting I missed that one
Granted, but not really. He's dead.
I wish I could finish my homework
Granted. Just because you CAN finish your homework doesn't mean you DO finish your homework, though.
I wish my smartphone has a battery life that's at least one hour longer than it currently is.
Granted, but it dies forever when the battery is used up.
I wish I could go back in time! (Hypothetically)
Granted. You live with dinosaurs now and they eat you.
I wish I was able to hang out with my friends yesterday.
Granted but all of you got shot.
I wish this computer would compute faster.
Granted, but I don't know what compute means, so brb. (Goes to Dictionary.com and searches compute. Uses the last definition of the word as a reference)
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi68.tinypic.com%2Fwbubl3.png&hash=e8e934457a1ea243dff334e4078f8662aeb9e1c6)
Your computer computes so fast that it creates a black hole.
I wish I didn't have a cold.
Granted. You're dead.
I wish college life wasn't so boring.
Granted, all the professors drop dead and you don't get a refund. That should liven things up a bit.
I wish I hadn't already eaten my lunch in class because now I'm hungry again
Granted, but you died of extreme starvation before you had a chance to eat it.
I wish I wasn't so stubborn.
Granted, you're now a floor rug
I wish I was good at sm4sh
Granted. You now suck at every other game, and are considered "Good at Sm4sh" compared to the average 3-year old.
I wish I could write much more quickly than I do & with both hands, and still retain my normal penmanship.
JOKES ON YOU I ALREADY SUCK AT EVERY GAME
Lol I didn't have to pay for college
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on September 19, 2016, 03:59:20 PMGranted. You now suck at every other game, and are considered "Good at Sm4sh" compared to the average 3-year old.
I wish I could write much more quickly than I do & with both hands, and still retain my normal penmanship.
Granted. You write so much more quickly that you tear writing-shaped holes in the paper.
I wish my passwords were easier to manage.
Granted you have changed all your passwords to password and are immediately hacked by Our Mine on all of your accounts
I wish that............
Hey this is Our Mine. Don't worry. We are just testing your security. Please contact us.
Not granted.
I wish Dekka's passwords were all doctor terms.
Granted, but they are obscure Doctor Who radio play terms
I wish shadowkirby would make a wish
Granted, but it isn't in this thread. Or even this website.
I wish people would stop wishing for people to make a wish
Granted, but only for a short while.
I wish people would actually make wishes.
Granted but it's stuck in an infinite loop.
I wish people who actually made wishes, made actual wishes.
granted:
I wish this thread got locked with my utmost intent
Granted...when you're a moderator of this website.
I wish I could actually attach files to posts in this forum.
Not granted. What are we? Some efficient forum community?
I wish I got in to GSP without having to do the application
Granted, you're arrested for breaking and entering.
I wish I understood myself.
Quote from: cashwarrior1 on September 23, 2016, 05:17:16 PMGranted, you're arrested for breaking and entering.
I wish I understood myself.
Granted...after you desperately do some soul searching after the first time you get terminated from your job.
I wish for larger keyboards on smartphones so I don't mistype so often.
Quote from: Dekkadeci on September 24, 2016, 06:10:10 AMGranted...after you desperately do some soul searching after the first time you get terminated from your job.n.
I don't have a job.
Granted. Your phone is now the size of Kansas.
I wish that I could actually spend some of my time completing video games instead of doing college homework or finishing an anime or book.
Granted. Stop watching anime
I wish that wishes were fishes and we could have a feast
Granted but all the fish are highly toxic.
I wish for this wish to be a nontoxic wish.
Granted. It's a non toxic wish, but since you didn't actually wish for anything, nothing happens.
I wish for something to happen. Anything.
Ironically, at that very moment, nothing happens. Something happens afterwards though.
I wish for good internet
Granted but the internet is highly toxic.
I wish for no homework assigned over Fall Break.
Granted, it's assigned the day before fall break.
I wish I could draw better than I can right now.
Grant you can draw better for 10 seconds and 6 are already gone
I wish for that thing
Granted. At the moment I grant your wish, you realize that you wanted this thing more than that thing.
I wish I used smilies more often.
Granted. They're all you use.
I wish I had more confidence to talk to the cute guy I met at Symphony of the Goddesses.
granted, but you're no longer interested in him.
I wish tickets were less than 60 dollars though
Granted, the tickets are free, but the seats cost $60.
I wish I
same.
I wish
More than the moon
I wish
Not granted because FUCK YOU
Quote from: shadowkirby on October 02, 2016, 12:24:44 AMNot granted because FUCK YOU
Says this, but doesn't even make a wish himself. Fantastic.
I wish I wasn't sick.
Granted...three days from now, when your illness cures itself.
I wish I could always tell the difference between real and fake spoilers for upcoming games/books/shows/etc.
Granted, you become me and don't care
I wish I was someone else
Granted, you're Olimar12345
I wish that a skeleton does not all of the sudden pop out and do a spook to me
Granted, it's the slenderman instead.
I wish I was more productive with my time.
Granted, but you have no time to begin with.
I wish I wasn't having a supercalifragalisticexistentialcrisis
Granted: you're now a follower of antidisestablishmentarianism instead, and none of the antidisestablishmentarians, including you, have any time for that "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" nonsense.
I wish I knew how the "Total time logged in" line worked.
I said supercalafrajalisticexistentialcrisis...
X'D
Granted, and yet... You can no longer access it...
:'(
I wish I could speed read a chapter in my APUSH textbook in less than 3 minutes, with the ability to retain & recall any of the information from the textbook at will, indefinitely
Granted. However, due to some sort of unstated catastrophic event, your class—and the test—is cancelled indefinitely.
I wish for general good luck, fortune, health, longevity and happiness.
Granted, but it's all very much at a general level so you don't notice much of a difference. Better than nothing, I guess.
I wish I was able to quickly forget and never remember embarrassing moments. :-[
Quote from: Onionleaf on October 26, 2016, 09:36:53 PMGranted, but it's all very much at a general level so you don't notice much of a difference. Better than nothing, I guess.
I wish I was able to quickly forget and never remember embarrassing moments. :-[
Granted--guess you're now regularly at the bar with a lampshade over your head, and it doesn't matter whether you're sober or drunk.
I wish my nose wasn't stuffed.
Granted, it's been almost a month and your nose should hopefully not be stuffed. If it still is, nasal matter is blasted out of your nostrils, resulting in whiplash and a stinging sensation.
I wish that no one will care that I necrobumped.
Banned.
I wish I was a millionaire.
granted, you have a million toes. A toe millionaire. good luck walking around now, kiddo
Granted, but I edited this post making your post below pointless.
I wish Dudeman would wish I made a wish.
I wish that Shadowkirby had made a wish.
Quote from: shadowkirby on November 25, 2016, 09:01:27 PMI wish Dudeman would wish I made a wish.
Granted...the next time he dreams about you.
I wish my back didn't get itchy in bed so often.
Granted. Now your back is itchy all the rest of the time!
I wish Nintendo Badge Arcade wasn't such a money trap.
***Note that I don't give it money, but it'd be nicer to have more free plays, you know?
Granted--seeing a visual spoiler list of all available badges tends to do that to you.
I wish transcribing orchestral music was easier.
Granted, but now that's all you know how to do.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.
Granted. But the cats are now allergic to you. :(
I wish I could get out of bed easier.
Granted. You can physically get out of bed more easily. But it's still a very strong mental struggle.
I wish the WiFi at my house was much stronger. For free.
Granted. The wifi at your house has grown a strong physical body and beats you up for free.
I wish to be the second best piano player I know.
Granted, but everyone else knows at least 782 piano players better than you.
I wish for free time that I can use & am capable of doing anything I desire, while having what is necessary to actually do those things.
Granted. You desire to to kill every living thing you see and you have the weapons necessary.
I wish for salmon.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 06, 2017, 04:32:39 AMI wish for salmon.
Granted, but you wouldn't call it "salmon-pink".
I wish for more wishes than I can wish.
Granted, but you still get only one wish per post, and you will never use them all (abiding by "more wishes than I can wish").
I wish I could do all of the day's homework (and any long-term assignments) in 5 minutes.
Granted, but in your rush to do them you fail school and live on the streets selling yourself to whomever wants you.
I wish that I understood what LeviR.star meant when he granted my wish.
Granted, it looks green.
I wish I could find love.
Granted. You constantly visit the most amorous restaurant in town and you see love all around you, while you eat alone.
I wish that my wish is granted both with and without an ironic twist.
Granted.
I wish I could complete all my homework & other such things for school in 5 minutes or less, while still doing as well as I am in school (if not better), and I never lose my homework or other such things.
Granted. You can, but you choose to never do it.
I wish that someone besides E. Gadd replies to my posts.
Granted.
I wish that I could play the unfinished game Kirby GCN.
Granted, but you accidentally get Super Mario 128.
I wish that the Switch will be amazing.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 06, 2017, 04:37:58 PMI wish that the Switch will be amazing.
Granted, but then it is sold out before you can get a copy, just like the NES Classic Edition.
I wish that I could go to Dreamland.
Quote from: LeviR.star on February 06, 2017, 04:57:22 PMGranted, but then it is sold out before you can get a copy, just like the NES Classic Edition.
I wish that I could go to Dreamland.
Granted, but then Kirby thinks you're an enemy and hunts you down to get an ability. Probably Spark or Laser or something of that sort.
I wish I could fall asleep easily at night.
Granted, but you decide to eat an apple you found in an alchemy lab in some old castle.
I wish I could draw better.
Granted. You become a famous artist, but the fame goes to your head and you end up cutting off your ear to make a painting.
I wish for a Friend Like Me.
Granted--you can't see their face.
I wish my smartphone apps wouldn't crash as often.
Granted. They crash more often.
I wish Dekkadeci understood my reference in my last wish.
You ain't never
Had a
Frieeeeend
Liiiiiike
Meeeeeee
I wish he was still alive
Granted, but you find out that it's really GLaDOS.
I wish that people will stop referencing references.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 07, 2017, 11:33:36 AMI wish that people will stop referencing references.
Granted, but you lose your mind knowing that since your wish is granted, and it references referencing references, I created a paradox. You're welcome.
I wish for a Kirby game on the Switch coming out this year.
Granted, but it is the Paper Mario: Sticker Star x10 in crap-E quality of Kirby games. Have fun! :D
I wish to get my grade up in Forensics over the next week and a half while maintaining my current grades in my other classes.
Granted. You get your grade up in the next week and a half and it immediately plummets after.
I wish that the person who grants my wish uses only one word, but still adds an ironic twist.
Sikunapatsidwa.
I wish that I had more free time.
Granted. You never do anything and you end up going insane.
I wish that Waluigi (the character, not WaluigiTime64) was more popular.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 07, 2017, 01:03:48 PMI wish that Waluigi (the character, not WaluigiTime64) was more popular.
Granted, but he becomes so popular that he abandons his old friends, the updaters especially favor his arrangements every month, and they promote him to a position where his experience on the site is no longer the same, and he becomes a plain jerk. (Let's hope this never happens.)
I wish that people would give the two latest Paper Mario games some credit for at least having awesome music.
Granted. I like their music, but no one else does.
I wish LeviR.star understood what I meant by NOT WaluigiTime64.
Granted. He understood but just decided to ignore you anyway.
I wish for a mystery romance
Granted. Your date looks like my profile pic.
I wish to be ThatHiddenCharacter.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 07, 2017, 03:22:11 PMGranted. Your date looks like my profile pic.
Would take it at this point XD
Granted but your character becomes so hidden that you don't even know who you are anymore. Your friends and family give up on you and you live out the remainder of your miserable life in a bin.
I wish that AmpharosAndy wished for something.
Don't count me here.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 07, 2017, 02:56:00 PMI wish LeviR.star understood what I meant by NOT WaluigiTime64.
What if WaluigiTime64
IS Waluigi?? Ever think about that?
Shit hahahah. Good thing to forget
I wish that I wouldn't forget important things like that
Granted. You forget important things like breathing.
I wish to wish for a wish that wishes wishes that wish for a wish in a wish for more wishes that wish for a fish sandwich.
Ignore this, but...
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 07, 2017, 12:37:07 PMGranted. You get your grade up in the next week and a half and it immediately plummets after.
> : D JOKE'S ON YOU! I don't have that class after a week & a half!!
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 07, 2017, 03:43:41 PMI wish to wish for a wish that wishes wishes that wish for a wish in a wish for more wishes that wish for a fish sandwich.
I would grant this, but your syntax implies that you haven't actually wished for anything. You simply
want to wish for a wish that wishes wishes that wish for a wish in a wish for more wishes that wish for a fish sandwich.
I wish that people would stop making wishes like THC's, where they try and cram the word "wish" into the wish as many times as grammatically possible just to confuse the responder.
Your wish has been granted by a granter who grants grants to wishes that need granting. And fish sandwiches.
I wish that E. Gadd's class runs longer, so that my ironic twist on it applies.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 07, 2017, 05:29:13 PMI wish that E. Gadd's class runs longer, so that my ironic twist on it applies.
Granted, but it runs so long he collapses from sleep deprivation.
I wish that I could breathe underwater and breathe on land.
Granted. You can't breathe in air.
I wish that everyone went by Eastern Standard Time.
Granted, everyone* now goes by EST.
*Everyone (pronoun)- contextually: every person living in the Eastern Time Zone
I wish that THC would get his fish sandwich, finally.
Quote from: LeviR.star on February 07, 2017, 03:40:11 PMWhat if WaluigiTime64 IS Waluigi?? Ever think about that?
Reminds me of this. (http://forum.ninsheetmusic.org/index.php?topic=7422.msg363214#msg363214)
What if water IS air?
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on February 07, 2017, 06:33:44 PMI wish that THC would get his fish sandwich, finally.
Granted. It tasted horrible.
I wish that E. Gadd had to eat the same horrible fish sandwich I had to.
Granted. Sadly for you, he actually likes that kind of fish.
I wish I could actually attach files to posts in this forum.
Granted. The forum ends up hosting too many files and crashes.
I wish for a cloud.
Granted. You get struck by lightning.
I wish for the cloud.
Spoiler
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I wish for my bio test to be easy.
Granted. Every other test you have, including the emotional tests of life, will be almost impossible.
I wish for my anxiety to go away.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 08, 2017, 11:49:18 AMI wish for my anxiety to go away.
Granted. You now (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqxaplRVlo).
I wish Kirby: Planet Robobot wasn't as easy.
Granted. It's easier.
I wish that I wasn't every other wisher.
Granted. You become every wisher.
I wish for beautiful diamond rings.
Granted, but you have to also deal with 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a milking, 7 swans-a swimming, 6 geese-a laying, 4 mocking birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
I wish that next person makes a wish for me.
Granted but their wish is a wash and your trousers shrunk leaving you rather chilly and embarrassed.
I wish my bag were more colourful!
Granted, but it's colorful because I'm American. (Also, jokes on you, I don't where "trousers". I wear pants.)
I wish that people still wore spatterdashes.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 08, 2017, 04:18:51 PMI don't where "trousers". I wear pants.
Oh right. I wear trousers and pants.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 08, 2017, 04:18:51 PMI wish that people still wore spatterdashes.
Granted. They do but wear them on their arms instead.
I wish AA would remember to make a wish.
Granted, but everyone else forgets.
I wish that everyone who read my last wish knows what spatterdashes are.
Granted. I just spent 20 seconds looking up the definition of "spatterdash", so everyone else will also burn up about as much time looking it up in order to know what they are. And I bet at least one person will spend that 20 seconds while cooking or taking a test...
I wish I was less itchy right now.
Quote from: Dekkadeci on February 16, 2017, 03:59:41 AMI wish I was less itchy right now.
Granted. Now you're cold and can't get warm.
I wish I could arrange songs better.
Granted. Your skill for arranging has increased!
But... you lose all means by which you can arrange!
I wish to go to State in Academic Team for testing in both Science & Math
Granted, but you are unappreciated for being smart.
I wish that I could eat at Waluigi's Taco Stand.
Granted, but he puts garlic in the taco which creates a wormhole that alters all the memes in the world into corrupted, similar-but-still-wrong versions of themselves. you friccin moron
I wish that the next episode of the Christmas Comeback Crisis would come out today.
Granted, but it's so bad that you decide to swear off the show forever.
I wish that I no longer had back problems.
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 16, 2017, 09:39:08 AMI wish that I no longer had back problems.
Granted, you break your spine and lose all feeling from the neck down. You end up in a wheelchair.
I wish I could write with my fingernails.
Granted, you are constantly losing enough blood from your finger tips to write with your fingernails.
I wish that something being popular made it good.
Granted. Every non-popular thing becomes awful and because they're all awful nothing becomes popular and nothing is good ever again.
I wish that my hands weren't cold all the time.
(I remembered!!!)
Granted. Your hands are constantly on fire.
I wish that I actually did all my schoolwork.
Granted, but you lose it before you manage to turn it in.
I wish someone would find that post in this thread where I wished for good grades for the next 9(?) days in a certain class & posts it below so I don't have to. (I have something to say about that quote.)
Granted but the quote is altered slightly and doesn't make sense.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on February 07, 2017, 12:12:17 PMI wish to get my grade up in barfing over the next week and a half while maintaining my current grades in my other barfing classes.
I wish I had nice gloves
Quote from: ThatHiddenCharacter on February 07, 2017, 12:37:07 PMGranted. You get your grade up in the next week and a half and it immediately plummets after.
<ignore this> What's funny is, I got my schedule changed today to keep this class XDDDDD
Long story, but it's a senior-only class & I'm a junior, but I've reeeeeally started associating more with the senior class, so I got it to be with my friends for another trimester.
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on February 16, 2017, 03:00:46 PMI wish someone would find that post in this thread where I wished for good grades for the next 9(?) days in a certain class & posts it below so I don't have to. (I have something to say about that quote.)
Quote from: E. Gadd Industries on February 07, 2017, 12:12:17 PMGranted, but it is the Paper Mario: Sticker Star x10 in crap-E quality of Kirby games. Have fun! :D
I wish to get my grade up in Forensics over the next week and a half while maintaining my current grades in my other classes.
Granted, but your grade in Forensics goes up even though you listened to non sequiturs instead of studying. The next month after that, your grade in Forensics plummets to 25% of its wish-raised value. Ninjas invade China.
Quote from: AmpharosAndy on February 16, 2017, 03:20:44 PMI wish I had nice gloves
Granted, but you can only wear them during the summertime and the cloth is an inch thick.
I wish for more free time.