Here are the rules, I say a wish like
I wish I wasn't fat
the next poster grants this wish but puts an ironic twist like
Wish Granted.
You aren't fat, instead you're obese.
And makes a wish of their own
I'll go first,
I wish for a million dollars.
Wish Granted. You get a million dollars, but there are all clowns on it.
I wish I had an own wii.
granted but it's the cheap knock off "chintendo vii"
I wish i could fly in the air
Granted, You where trowed away from a Huge Island by a purple Bob-Omb
I wish there was background music in real life
Granted, but it would only be the theme when you encounter an enemy in the twilightpart of Twilight Princess
I wish I was way better on arranging
btw, I'm on 2 forums and the forumgames always appear at the same time almost =D
Wish granted, you are now a master at arranging floral decorations
I wish I had super strength.
Fine, but every time you embrace the one you love, her back breaks.
I wish that I could kill the creepy perverted kid who likes Margaret >=P
(lol I usually see this game as the corrupt a wish game...)
Granted, but someone else turns into the creepy kid.
I wish people would walking in mobs on the sidewalks.
Wish granted, but now there is only one huge mob that is even worse.
I wish I had an adventure.
Granted, but 2 minutes in your adventure you walk across a bridge that collapses, causing you to fall down 15 meters, breaking most of your bones but not killing you, only to be surrounded by hyena's, waiting for you to die from thirst.
I wish I could go stealth irl.
granted, but everyone has super senses to detect your presence.
I wish college tuition was free.
Granted, but none of them accept you.
I wish I was the best cello player in history.
Granted. But you are also now a quadriplegic
I wish I had a fancy sports car.
Granted, but it's a toy model.
I wish I could read minds.
Granted, but you would kill yourself after reading Slow's weird mind
I wish I didn't have to go to school this week (I'm to busy)
Wish granted. Now you get to spend the week working in one of Nike's sweatshops.
I wish I had a wish
(you forgot the wish again SuperFireKirby)
You don't get one. Sorry. Try again later.
I wish I wasn't so narcissistic, arrogant, and generally self centered.
Granted, you're nothing now
I wish I had a wish without Irony.
Granted, now all your wishes involve self-injury.
I wish I could find everything I've lost in this apartment.
Granted, but you would get so much stuff that you had to buy another apartment where you lost even more things.
I wish the 3DS wasn't regionlocked
Wish granted. It's no longer region locked, rather it's locked no matter where you go.
Quote from: Bloop on March 30, 2011, 04:32:09 AMI wish I had a wish
Wish granted, but you just used it.
I wish that I could arrange for a Pokemon game.
Granted but it's awful and everyone's heads explode from even downloading it.
I wish that video game chicks weren't so busty. :-X
Granted, but now all the video game guys are busty. o.o
I wish I had chosen chorus over journalism....
Granted, but it's the same teacher.
I wish Margaret would suddenly realize she was completely in love with me.
Granted, but then she dies in a tragic car accident. How's that for irony?
I wish more of these wishes would actually be ironic.
Granted, but then the granting of the wishes will no longer be ironic.
Because the granting of the wish is supposed to be ironic, not the wish itself. :)
I wish I had the ability to grant my own wishes...
Granted, but then you grant your wishes so much you get sick of it so you wish that you couldn't grant your own wishes, you then get bored of life and wish you could grant your own wishes again, but you can't wish your own wishes again, because you wished not to be able to grant your own wishes, so physics, which were already messed up due to wishes being granted, goes even more hay wire so that the universe is made of edible yarn.
I wish I made more sense
Granted, but nobody makes sense to you anymore.
I wish I could timetravel.
Granted, but you have an annoying blue guy with you.
I wish I had a wish to wish with a wish I want a wish.
Granted, but the wish you wished to wish with a wish you wanted to wish is just as pointless as the first one.
I wish that I was a professional table tennis player?
Wish granted, but table tennis falls out of grace completely and is no longer a sport of any relevance.
I wish I could walk through walls.
Granted, but you soon realize that you do not have the ability to run through walls when you get a concussion and die.
I wish my nail would hurry up and fall off....
It falls off but you don't get another one.
I wish I can have a PhD...
you now have a PhD(Pretty Huge Dilemma)
I wish I wasn't so awkward.
Granted, now I own all your hats.
I wish the people I know locally weren't all douchebags.
Granted, you now know nobody locally
I wish for cookies for all! (HA! Try to make that ironic without not getting your cookies!)
Granted, but then you are arrested for the deaths of millions of infants, because they all choked on COOKIES.
I wish I had an oreo milk shake.
Granted, but the "Use before" date was four months ago.
I wish spring would come...
Wish granted, thanks. Spring is nice down here in the south!
I wish I could go swimming instead of doing homework during Spring Break... :P
Granted but you lose your swimming trunks in the pool.
I wish the postal service wasn't so slow...
Granted but now ever letter sent spontaneously combusts
I wish that I had an epic haircut
Wish granted. Your haircut and style cost you $40 and right as you walk outside, someone accidentally lights your hair on fire and now it's ALL gone. (Plus now you smell bad because of your burnt hair.)
I wish I was better at math
^Granted, but a little error occured. You know everything about meth now.
I wish somebody would remove all spambots and their makers from the Internet...
All the spambots are gone from the internet. Now they are invading our homes.
Quote from: Ruto on April 04, 2011, 03:24:47 PMI wish the postal service wasn't so slow...
Now it's extremely fast and packages shoot through broken windows, knocking you unconscious...
I wish I had better grades...
Granted, but now getting good grades will require doing a hell of a lot more homework. :P
I wish my parent-teacher interviews go well tonight. :S
Granted, but the teachers require compensation for their efforts.
I wish i had a better computer
Granted. With extra stress on the word had. The computer you last threw out of your house now has got a hefty upgrade. And then broken again.
I wish NSM got more publicity...
Granted, but now people aren't looking for piano music sheets, they want POKEMANS!! ;)
I wish the girl I liked was a couple of years older. :(
Granted, but now she looks like your Grandma
I wish I had less homework
Granted, but your homework is now insanely difficult.
I wish a day had 50 hours.
Granted, but now an hour is considered 30 minutes.
I wish the wish I had wished before wasn't wished. :P
Granted, so you never had the need to make THIS wish in the first place. And so your first wish was never canceled.
I wish I could remember how to do the inside reverse fold on the paper crane I'm making.
Granted, but you then attempt to pick something up with the crane and it breaks. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE ;))
I wish Deku would run the update.
(I do too)
Granted, but now the NinSheetMusic site has crashed and the update has been deleted.
I wish my holidays were longer than two weeks.
Granted. They're two years long but then your parents force you to get a job instead of going back to school.
I wish spring would just start in New York already.
Sure, but Nintendo world closes.
I wish etf would have the best birthday ever and just be happy without stressing over little details.
She has a great birthday, and everyone else is forced to stress over the details instead. ::)
Man, that was hard to corrupt.
I wish I could beat New Super Mario Bros Wii without my brothers constantly killing me. :P
Granted. They only have to kill you once, after all... (do not worry, the afterlife is supposed to be great)
I wish for a warm next week up here - with no precipitation.
It's going to be warm... more then 101% chance for sun, -1 chance for rain, and 150% Change for 50°C
I wish I was like Gruntilda
Granted, while you might have an incredible theme song, you are now a fat and ugly witch.
I wish I didn't stay up so late reading last night.
Granted, but now you're still in the beginning of the book/reading.
I wish I had more sushi right now...
Granted, you now have so much sushi that the entire world is covered in sushi and everyone gets sick of it and they kill you for wish the Sushi Plague upon them
I wish I had something to wish about
Granted, You get an Idea from offend your Head ;D
I Wish I could play all the Songs of ninsheetm.us!
Granted, except you play them all like crap and someone vomits if they hear you play them.
I wish I had a bow and arrow.
Granted, you now have a violin bow without the violin and a giant purple translucent floating arrow without substance.
I wish that there was better weather around here.
Your town becomes recognized as having the most peaceful weather in the world.
However, you and your family are immediately forced to move elsewhere.
I wish these plans of action for journalism were already complete...
Granted but now there's something else you haven't finished and it's 100x harder.
I wish the kids downstairs would stop smoking pot.
Granted. Now they smoke shrooms instead.
I wish my life was less stressful.
Granted. Now, you have nothing to do.
I wish Easter Holidays were longer...
Granted. The rest of your life becomes an Easter holiday and you go insane seeing bunnies laying eggs everywhere. ;)
I wish I could arrange faster.
Granted but time speeds up so you're 35 when you finish your next arrangement.
I wish I can make people STFU...
Granted. Your mere presence now make people refuse to talk. Ever. Always. For example, people will only respond to your forum posts to get the game going, but they wait until you forgot that you posted. They will still think you're awesome, though
I wish the army would realize that non-motorized, unsupported infantry has nothing to do on a modern battlefield...
Granted, the army now uses motorized, supported infantry that run into each other ever 5 seconds.
I wish NSM gains 2,000,000 followers by the end of 2011.
granted, the server is overloaded all the time and is down and cannot be put back up unless JaMaHa pays a thousand bucks every month for huge servers.
I wish I could play piano better than lang lang.
Granted, but then you suddenly become disinterested in piano and stop playing, so your talents are wasted.
I wish I didn't have to leave Curly behind...
Granted, but now you have to take Larry and Moe with you
I wish I could cook :'(
Wish granted, but you can only cook water.
I wish I had a submarine.
you have a submarine but I call out e5 and sink your submarine.
I wish my body didn't hurt everywhere after 8 hours of cleaning dishes
Okay, but instead you are numb and can't feel anything.
I wish I was as happy as possible forever.
You end up always being overly happy, which freaks everyone out, so you end up alienating everyone. Eventually everyone is so creeped out by it that you're sent to a psychiatric ward, and spend the rest of your life being studied by scientists.
I wish that this wish couldn't possibly be corrupted.
Wish granted, but now everything makes you cry.
I wish I had a pet cat.
Granted, but then you develop an allergy to it and end up having to return it.
I wish that these dragons would stop being impaled...
Granted, now they're being clubbed by Vikings.
I wish I could've heard what the girl I asked out said to me...
Granted, but this means you went back in time, which causes a time paradox, which destroys the universe.
I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.
I will happily do that. :P
Granted, but now the world has become corrupted too.
I wish I could relive the Mt. Gambier Festival on the weekend!! :D
Wish Granted!
But you have gone deaf by the Gods of Rock for not worshiping them for bringing you the music.
I wish life was like a Musical!
Granted. The next day you mention that you have a headache, and everyone starts singing very loudly about it.
"You have a headache?! He has a headache?! HE HAS A HEAD ACHE!"
"Here, take some tylenol! But beware, overdosing is AGAINST THE LAW!"
Dang, would that would get annoying.
I wish I could get more sleep (You wish?! He wishes?! HE HAS A WISH.)
Granted, but now you don't have time to shower.
I wish I didn't have to stay in the countryside for another whole day :P
Quote from: Jub3r7 on May 09, 2011, 06:34:03 PMGranted, but then you develop an allergy to it and end up having to return it.
I wish that these dragons would stop being impaled...
You sure aren't merciful.. :P ;D
Quote from: Ruto on May 10, 2011, 06:44:51 AMGranted, but now you don't have time to shower.
I wish I didn't have to stay in the countryside for another whole day :P
Granted, but then you get in a car accident on the way back to the city and end up staying the hospital for a month.
I wish I had a pikachu. :D :D :D
Not granted. You get two! Now you can breed Pikachu and send them out to everyone! And there's nothing ironic about it!
I wish stupid comments on YouTube videos was considered a crime by law...
granted, someone hacked into your account and made a stupid comment and the police IP tracked you and you get thrown into jail.
I wish people were more fair to me.
They are, tbh. :P
I wish for something.
Quote from: Cobraroll on May 10, 2011, 10:05:52 AMNot granted. You get two! Now you can breed Pikachu and send them out to everyone! And there's nothing ironic about it!
I wish stupid comments on YouTube videos was considered a crime by law...
thanks! :D ;)
Quote from: gzgregory on May 10, 2011, 01:51:26 PMI wish for something.
granted, except since you did not define what you wished for, you got a piece of string.
I wish my dragon won't die.
Wish granted, but instead your other dragon dies.
I wish my piano teacher was nicer
Granted, but then your teacher (cheerfully) gives you five extremely difficult pieces to memorize in two weeks. To build character.
I wish Lego made Nintendo-themed lego sets.
Granted, but they only make Pikmin and nothing else.
I wish every day could be as good as today.
Granted, every day is as good as today, so therefore good becomes average and life stays the same as it was before you made the wish.
I wish I could see shado in the costume worn in the Europe's Japan video.
Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 10, 2011, 08:06:57 PMGranted, but they only make Pikmin and nothing else.
I would like that to happen!
Quote from: Jub3r7 on May 10, 2011, 08:12:23 PMI wish I could see shado in the costume worn in the Europe's Japan video.
Granted. But instead of seeing Shado, you instead saw a Sonic painted black and red.
I wish Bush would let Duke sell the Bush's Baked Beans family Recipe.
Granted but beans become extinct and the recipe replaces them with eggplant.
I wish people would know when they're being annoying X)
Granted by now life is to perfect and boring
I wish my music teacher would tell us to play Grunty Industries
granted but but your music teacher arranges some virtuoso version that maestro couldn't even arrange, and you have to give a concert of it in three days, making you practice day and night and you die of exhaustion.
I wish people could tell me in what way am I annoying.
Granted, but you don't realize it when they do tell you.
It was mostly the arguing that got annoying, to tell you the truth. :P
Others will say that it was the way you victimize yourself, even when they are only joking around.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
granted, except you get in a car crash tomorrow and you get paralyzed, unable to use your resourcefulness and determination to get things done.
I wish Concerto's next dragon won't die.
Granted, but now it's decided to go away for a holiday and won't return ever again!!
I wish the weather here was a little warmer.
wish granted, it goes up to 120 degrees and the air conditioning systems fail and you are miserable. 60 or 70 - 120 isn't much of a difference when you consider what's going on in the middle of the earth :P
I wish I type faster.
Granted. However, you type so fast now that your fingers start dissolving upon touching the keyboard.
I wish there was an iPhone 7.
wish will be granted 5 years later.
I wish I could have a better computer.
Granted, but Microsoft comes out with an even better one as soon as you get it.
I wish I could instantly arrange a piece just by listening to it once.
Wish granted, but after writing it, you lose all musical talent that you have ever had!!
I wish I had control of Space and Time!
Granted, but now Arceus decides to strip you of your powers.
I wish I could drive a car right now.
Granted, you now can drive a remote-controlled car
I wish that I was ready for the VGC tomorrow
Granted but the VGC gets moved to the day after tomorrow and you're unprepared for that one.
I wish they had more spicy food in New York...
granted, you go to a chinese restaurant and they serve general tsao's chicken with heaps of chili sauce, and your mouth is on fire.
I wish I can get back into TWG.
Granted, but everyone else opts out of the game as a result of you playing.
I with I didn't own horses.
Granted, now you have hungry lions.
I wish the internet download speed was a hell of a lot faster.
granted, it's so fast that in a few seconds your moniter is blurring and changing to wierd colors due to intensity of the waves and then your computer overheats from the strenuous flow of information and blows up and you die :P
I wish I can get done with my Chopin Pianoconcerto 1.
You're done, and now you have nothing to do.
I wish I could get my schoolwork done. :P
Granted, you now have good grades but no life
I wish I wasn't so lazy
Granted. You work yourself to death.
I wish this wish would never be corrupted.
Granted. This wish is so perfect that it corrupts you.
I wish for my masters degree a year early.
granted, except it says on the degree that you got it one year earlier than you were supposed to, so no one would hire you.
I wish Windows 8 would come out.
A) It does - eventually
B) It comes out today, in its current half-finished state. Once installed, it can't be removed from your PC, as that feature hasn't been implemented yet. It also for some reason delete all files it can't access, which is to say every one of them as it can't access anything at the moment.
I wish the weather would be nice here on May 17th.
It's nice on May 17th, and horrible every other day for eternity.
I wish that I understood calculus.
Granted, but then you have no idea how to use it.
I wish I can get home without getting back on that frickkin' plane.
granted, you didn't get back on that plane, you got on another different plane, and it's even worse than the first one
I wish I was taller.
Granted, your pituitary gland is now damaged and you are left paralyzed for the remainder of your life.
I wish I had a bowl of cereal.
Granted, but the milk is spoiled.
I wish someone would tell me what dragoncave.net is. :P
Granted, it's a website that multiple people have put in their signature.
I wish that I could make a normal-looking smile whenever I wanted to.
You find out your smile is already a normal-looking smile, so your wish is wasted.
I wish I knew everything I'll ever need to know.
granted, at the time of your wish, you did not need to know much, so in a few years you still know nothing :P
I wish none of my dragons die.
They don't. You lose interest and never get another dragon, and ignore the ones you have already who are now immortal, so they get angry at you for ignoring them and head off to get revenge and something very bad happens to you. 8)
I wish I understood why all you people have dragons.
Granted, so you get one of your own and then it dies and you get depressed. :(
I wish for a time machine.
Granted, but it won't take you anywhere but the present. :P
I wish I could shiftshape.
Granted, you are a Beorning, except because of all the generations after Beorn, the magic is unstable and you end up unable to change back into a human and stay a bear forever :(
I wish no one's dragon would die (on NSM)
Granted!! :D in addition, new baby dragons are borned, yay!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
The dragons go on to supplant humans and take over the world, killing everyone in the process.
I wish people would do anything I wanted. ;D
granted, except someone hijacked your brain system and controlled what you wanted so they took over the world and you are his servant.
I wish I had the legendary trio dragons.
granted, but then they all kill and eat you.
I wish Ash Ketchup was dead.
Granted, now the series is about MAX being Pikachu's trainer! ;D
I wish my relatives weren't so stingy.
granted, they're not stingy to themselves, but they are to guests.
I wish I could go back to Shandong and be a poor farmer so I don't have to be in this horrible society.
Granted, but you're now a really poor Jewish man with 3 daughters, living near Moscow Russia, and everyday, when out in the field, you would sing songs from Fiddler on the Roof.
I wish for more wishes!
You get more wishes... but they're only usable in this thread. Guess what happens to them.
I wish the school year would end already.
Granted but you now are to dumb to live over the holidays
I wish I didn't have a cold
You don't have anymore, you only have both you're hands and feet removed
I wish I had an friend who likes Nintendo, in place of hating it with his heart
Quote from: Bloop on May 20, 2011, 08:12:57 AMYou don't have anymore, you only have both you're hands and feet removed
I wish I had an friend who likes Nintendo, in place of hating it with his heart
Granted, but then you start to hate Nintendo and you end up losing the friendship you had.
I wish this game will stop.
It does. And you can no longer have fun with it.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Quote from: gzgregory on May 20, 2011, 09:49:03 AMIt does. And you can no longer have fun with it.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
wish granted, but then you end up falling asleeping anways.
I wish Sonic died.
wish granted, (metal) sonic died.
I wish people treated others better on NSM.
Granted, all the others (besides you) are treated better. ;)
I wish people were able to recognize sarcasm on the internet.
Wish not granted. Impossible.
I wish stupidity was forbidden by law.
Granted. We are all in jail now. how /stupid/
I wish Religion was only a concept and had no audible words to describe it. thereby ceasing any conversation about it.
Granted, but now you are a Monk who took a vow of silence.
I wish February had more days than 28.
granted, but it's only a leap year...
I wish I had an 3DS
Granted, but it's broken
I wish I had something to wish
Granted, but you wished it right now.
I wish that I was always clean
Quote from: Bloop on May 21, 2011, 02:53:24 AMI wish that I was always clean
You're not? O__O Anyway, granted but now you spend half your life in the bathtub and the other half working at a spa.
I wish my room was clean.
Granted, the floor is so spotless that you don't even have a bed to sleep in.
I wish I could get a point across in TWG without making it "tl;dr" for other people. :(
You do, and your reasoning ends up convincing everyone to lynch a human.
I wish I could improvise on the piano.
granted. You improvised one trill in Mary had a Little Lamb.
I wish I'm not banned from TWG.
Quote from: Ruto on May 21, 2011, 09:43:53 PMYou're not? O__O
Well, I meand that if I fall in dirt that I'm still clean then.
Granted, but TWG was deleted a day after it.
I wish I had something to wish but that's not this wish but a second wish. Get something ironic about that, guy!
granted but your second wish was to cancel the first wish therefore you don't get something to wish for
I wish I didn't suck at cooking.
Can't help you there. No wish will change that. :P
I wish my homework would do itself.
Your homework does itself, then undoes itself :P
I wish global warming would stop.
Granted. Congrats, you just created the next Ice Age. Way to go.
I wish that my musical wish, that I wished before, would only activate during very life changing moments.
Granted, but we forgot what your wish was, so you get a fat pig as compensation.
I wish I had a computer that was really fast and would never slow down or break.
Granted, but your computer operates so fast, it sends you into a black hole.
I wish I had an A in all my subjects.
You have:
You are very bad in this
You are very bad in that
etc
I wish I had more piano experience
You do, but to grant that, we had to go back in time and change things, so that now you don't even have a piano.
I wish I could get paid to do anything I want.
Granted, but you committed suicide just for 5 bucks.
I wish I can pass my Writing class.
Granted, you're in ProWriting class now.
I wish It was vacation already...
Granted, but since you didn't take your final exams you fail half your classes.
I wish to get all A's and B's next year.
Granted, but they suddenly switch system to the much more sensible grade scale going from 1 to 6. You still get A's and B's, but they mean nothing now.
I wish the rain stopped...
Quote from: Cobraroll on May 23, 2011, 12:43:49 PMGranted, but they suddenly switch system to the much more sensible grade scale going from 1 to 6.
lol no we only use that for essays and such
Granted but then Groudon appears and you have an endless drought.
I wish I had SlowPokemon's wish.
Granted, that was his wish
I wish I wished that I wish something to wish but not the wishes I already wished
You wished the wish, you wished something to wish, so I wished, and I didn't wish what you already wished, so your wish is come true, just it doesn't help any :P
I wish Jub would name his Mint dragon.
Granted, but he names it something profane and you can never call it over.
I wish that I would find an awesome girlfriend
Wish granted. Margaret was your girlfriend, but she dumped you the next day. :P
I wish that someone would tell me a good name for my dragon.
@ Raymondbl: a good name for my dragon.
wish granted. "a good name for my dragon." has been told to you.
I wish my piano was tuned.
Quote from: Raymondbl on May 24, 2011, 11:45:46 AMWish granted. Margaret was your girlfriend, but she dumped you the next day. :P
That was cold. You're lucky you didn't do that to me. :P
Granted, you piano is now tuned and all the legs on it have snapped due to the extreme weather. ;)
I wish there were no rules about age differences in having a relationship with someone who is slightly (by 3 years) younger than you.
Granted, now you're 21 and none of that age stuff matters, but then a bunch of old cougars come by and don't leave you alone.
I wish 20-something year old guys would stop being so full of themselves >__>
Granted. They are "so empty" of themselves.
I wish a wish that can be wished on a wish that had a wish to do with the third wish, but not the second wish then leading into a wish that made my wish come true.
Granted, but due to all the wishing of wishes that were wished, the wish wished is had never been wished and wished itself into oblivion, leaving you wishless and far from wishful. :P
I wish I had the power to be able to identify if someone loved me.
Granted, but no one loves you
Can't mind another wish. Next please.
I wish everyone on NSM would get dragons.
Granted, but they have to be clicked 20x a day to stay alive.
Quote from: Bloop on May 24, 2011, 11:48:44 PMGranted, but no one loves you
PWNAGE xDDDDD
I wish I was taller :P
Granted, you're taller. But if you crouch, you still don't get through a door.
I wish I had finished everything I had to finish.
granted, you're finished with life, you're finished with afterlife, you're finished having a soul, so now you don't exist.
I wish fingerz and gzgregory would get dragon eggs.
Granted, everyone has eggs, and there's not enough clicks on NSM to go around.
I wish these wishes would have less to do with dragons.
Granted, but there are no promises.
I wish I knew what "idk" meant.
Granted, but I don't know how this wish would work out...
I wish I was able to kill someone without being caught because I was so ninja. :P
Granted, but other ninjas kill you for being an unregistered ninja.
I wish I could come up with a good TWG game.
^Best ironic wish ever. :P
Granted, you create the best game ever but nobody uses the forums anymore.
I wish I was a registered ninja that could kill people.
Granted, but God has put a curse on you and your family for disobeying the commandment "Thou shalt not kill."
I wish I was the best 3D animator ever.
Granted, but all your animation is realistic CGI, so everyone hates your animations.
I wish I could cook really well.
Granted, but you have a severe accident with some cookie dough. You slip, fall over and hit your head on the floor killing yourself instantly. You suffered a severe brain tumor, a broken skull, a knife in the back of your head (don't ask) and a sore toe. And the cookies weren't made
I wish that I could fly
Granted, now you can. But just as you're getting excited about out-flying a helicopter you realize that your wingspan (in reality) is too small to support your weight so you decide to stop and redo your calculations which takes almost forever.
I wish I was better at math.
You are now. You come in an class with harder mathematics and want to wish the same again.
I wish I had finished my school right now.
Granted. School starts the next day.
I wish that the Playstation Network was up and running again.
Granted, but you got grounded from playing games, and after you try playing without her knowing, she finds out and sells all your systems.
I wish I had the nerve to write a fugue, the urge to write a fugue, and the daring to write a fugue.
You write a fugue. It's terrible, because you don't have the skill to write a fugue.
I wish I didn't have so many projects.
Granted. Your "so many" projects have increased, so you have more than "so many". In other words, you don't have "so many".
I wish I could find my missing Mario Kart Wii disc.
Granted, it's broken
I wish it rained
Quote from: gzgregory on May 28, 2011, 11:00:05 AMYou write a fugue. It's terrible, because you don't have the skill to write a fugue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6hQnBc5sQU
never be clever for the sake of being clever. pay no heed to what we tell you, go ahead and write a fugue for us to sing.
granted, a drop of water fell from a passing airplane.
I wish it wasn't so easy to be a troll.
Granted, it's hard to be a troll. But you still manage.
I wish I had a faster computer to help with this update.
Granted but it gets hacked and all your files are deleted.
I wish Jub would answer my texts once in a while
Granted, he does, but via private message on nsm.
I wish a certain someone would be back from a soccer tournament.
Granted. They leave for a basketball tournament the next day.
I wish my homework would do itself CORRECTLY.
It did.
I wish my sister was somewhat nicer for me
Granted, your sister is off her period, but now your mom is back on.
I wish the government did not take as much money from me as it normally does.
Granted the Government doesn't take your money, but instead takes your house.
I wish that my room wasn't such a mess
Granted, now it's a big mess
I wish someone looked at my piano duet of Carnival Castle
I looked at it and then deleted it off your computer.
I wish that I was generally awesomer.
granted, but now everyone suddenly is awesomer and you become lame again.
I wish I can make this origami lotus without ripping the paper.
granted, but your mom rips it because you were supposed to be doing homework :P
I wish my yoshi would hatch soon.
Granted, but it turns out the Yoshi was actually a Yoob and eats all your other dragons!! :O :O
I wish I had the ability to walk through walls.
Granted, except you soon discover that you can only walk through walls and not trains.
I apologize that it wasn't a minor concussion. ;)
I wish that the next TWG game will be a good one.
Granted. No one posts in it. :(
I wish I had a 3DS.
granted, but then you get grounded and your parents take it away. ;D
I wish this was the last wish.
Granted...............A$#@d --.............)%^%$^@#! *head explodes*
I wish that wa-
gra
wish
Quote from: Jub3r7 on June 02, 2011, 05:38:22 PMGranted, except you soon discover that you can only walk through walls and not trains.
I apologize that it wasn't a minor concussion. ;)
Oh, you smart person. I would've never thought of that. :P
...Was that meant to be a wish above?
I wish the :P smiley would be banned :P
Granted, but a very similar smiley that is very much the same except for one pixel is allowed
I wish it wasn't so hard to think of wishes!
Granted. It is now EXTREMELY difficult to think of wishes.
I wish E3 was tomorrow.
Granted, but Sarah Palin becomes the next president.
I wish I can cure AIDS.
Granted, you discover the cure for AIDS 3 hours before you die of it yourself.
I wish I got those damn moderator powers.
Granted, except you are banned for abusing them.
I wish it was easier to dream.
You get nightmares.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, but it is a million Monopoly Dollars
I wish that I lived in a tiny, green house on Mayfair
Granted, someone makes an origami house out of green paper and puts it on Mayfair for you to live in.
Er, it might be big enough for a bug to live in, but...
I wish I stopped forgetting to finish my post in the forum games.
Granted, but now you stopped remembering to finish your posts.
I wish s
no, your wish was not granted! it was p
I wish...
Granted.
I wish that the wish above was a wish for having a wish that wished that the wish was a wish for the wish that a wish yeah it's a wish a wish the wish it 123 wish.
Yes, the wish was a wish. but it was a wish for a wish, so it's kinda useless.
I wish I didn't get into so many arguments.
Granted, you did not, so you do now.
I wish I can play circus galop
Granted, but now whenever you play it, one musically talented kid loses his musical talent.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted. You get a fish costume and drown in the great big ocean blue.
I wish that the wish that I am about to wish does not get answered in a way that makes me angry.
Granted. You are now sad.
I wish I could do anything I wanted without any consequences whatsoever.
granted but now you're locked in an inescapable box. have fun.
I wish it didn't rain so much here.
Granted. Now the sun is out so much that all the crops everywhere die and you starve to death. :(
I wish that this wish would come true.
It does. Nothing happens and you wasted your time.
I wish I was a better person.
Granted, so you make everyone around you feel depressed and never talk to you again.
I wish I had more chocolate chip cookies. (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi923.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fad71%2FJub3r7%2Fhappytongue-1.png&hash=8942ec60aea2f9221fa4eac190d0b2325545f5f2)
Granted, unfortunatley they are all tainted with poison
I wish I wasn't addicted to the Mario Galaxy Soundtrack
Granted. Now you can't get it out of your head.
I wish someone would wish this wish for me.
Granted, but now I'm wishing I didn't.
I wish I could have a birthday party every day.
You get sick of cake.
I wish the Canucks would win game 6. (hockey, in case you didn't know)
Granted, but they all die in a freak golfing accident
I wish the picture in front of me wasn't so distracting!
Quote from: scooterulez on June 12, 2011, 07:57:31 AMGranted, but now whenever you play it, one musically talented kid loses his musical talent.
I don't care.
Granted, now it's even more distracting.
I wish I had 2 wishes.
Granted.
I wish school wasn't boring
Granted, it's dangerous now. Dangerous, but not boring. You get killed by a deathtrap under your desk.
I wish I would get 100% on all of my exams.
Granted, but they suspect you of cheating and fail you.
I wish that social studies was easier.
Granted, but now every other subject is extremely harder.
I wish that everybody got along in the world.
Granted, but extraterrestrials take advantage of the peace by conquering and enslaving humanity.
I wish I had a fairy.
Granted, except it's an evil fairy and does nothing but torment you.
I wish I could major in everything without having to work for it.
Granted, but you won't get a job because all of your employers will see your potential laziness.
I wish the Titanic never sank.
Granted. The Titanic never sank, it just got blown up.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Granted, but the grass had to leave because it had to go to counseling
I wish was Mario
Granted, only Luigi became to hated you and killed you by jumping very high and landing on you.
I wish Navi's voice was more like a bass
Granted, know whenever she talks, she causes earthquakes all around the world.
I wish that spaceships could travel faster than light.
granted, but a space virus renders space traveling suicide. Hordes of Deoxys rampage the universe.
I wish I had a deoxys.
Quote from: Ragster2448 on June 17, 2011, 10:48:30 AMGranted, know whenever he talks, he causes earthquakes all around the world.
I wish that spaceships could travel faster than light.
Navi is a girl...
Quote from: Raymondbl on June 17, 2011, 11:25:42 AMgranted, but a space virus renders space traveling suicide. Hordes of Deoxys rampage the universe.
I wish I had a deoxys.
Okay but it changes your DNA makeup and you become something else.
I wish that everything went my way in a way that I would never get bored or unhappy.
Granted. Now that everything is going "your" way, you decide to go base jumping and everything followed, which in the end, splattered you and soon as they landed, but you having fun and were happy while doing it.
I wish that the next wish has something to do with cats and dogs.
Granted, but its horribibly disgusting
I wish that all the cats and dogs mated and made a super being called a Cad
Granted. Cad destroys the universe.
I wish this thread would become popular again.
Granted. Now whenever someone tries to go onto this topic, their computer crashes because to many people are trying to post at one time.
I wish for eternal life (I can see this going wrong in so many ways).
Granted. WWIII occurs, killing everyone and everything. You are left all alone on a radioactive planet. :'(
I wish that Pokemon Gray (kinda obvious that Nintendo's making that) will be superior to black and white.
Your brain explodes from the awesomeness. Same goes for anyone who plays it, and Nintendo is forced out of business.
I wish I could convince anyone of anything.
Granted, but it doesn't work on land animals so you get mauled by a bear the next time you visit a zoo.
I wish I can make Prozac out of ice cream.
Granted, but it melts and everybody is to depressed to eat it
I wish the Ruby and Sapphire remakes are released with Firered and Leafgreen remakes as well
Granted, but the price for the combo pack is so high that no one buys it.
I wish that another Pirates movie is being made.
Granted, but it's about people who "pirate" movies.
I wish I can help Candace bust Phineas and Ferb.
Granted, but you are trapped in the world of TV animation. You scream, "No! I'm trapped in the world of TV animation!". The four wall breaks and the shards kill Spongebob. You are then sent to the New-New York court of Justice where Judge Harm sentences you to a life-time improsonment in Quahog prison.
I wish my friend would stop trying to convert me from Nintendo
Granted, you convert him to Nintendo, causing him to become obsessed.
He goes on a hunger strike until he starves to death because his parents wouldn't buy him a wii.
I wish I could control time.
Granted; you are now Dialga, lord of time. But now you have to put up with Palkia, who, having been a Pokémon far longer than you, defeats you in battle and thereby disrupts the balance of space-time in Palkia's favor, causing the universe to explode due to a deficiency in time.
I wish I knew what the inside of Pokéball was like.
Granted, but you turn into a Magikarp to find out. Everyone shuns you, and you die lonely.
I wish I knew Swedish.
Granted; you knew Swedish (past tense), but forgot it.
I wish I would stop procrastinating my chemistry lab report.
Quote from: Dudeman on July 08, 2011, 12:58:30 PMI wish I knew Swedish.
Lycka till!
Varför vill du kunna det? (jag vill kunna alla språk, men iallafall)
Quote from: fabbemannen on July 08, 2011, 02:55:19 PMLycka till!
Varför vill du kunna det? (jag vill kunna alla språk, men iallafall)
Huzaa for google translator! You said (approximately):
Good luck!
Why would you be there? (I want to know all languages​​, but anyway)
Wish granted! You now know all languages of the Earth and are appointed to be an international ambassador. However, you get sent to an uncharted area in tribal Africa, become captured by the natives, and get sacrificed to a wooden statue to ensure a good harvest of yams.
Since I decided to simply not do my chemistry lab report, I will wish for something else. I wish for a life-sized Lugia plush!
Granted, but it's to big to fit in your house! You sleep with it at night, because you love it, but one night a robber comes and steals it. You wake up and go on an adventure to find the theif. You eventualy find the thif and it's Grovyle! He needs the Lugia toy to give to Darkrai so he'll stop messing with time and space. You have a tearful farewell to you Lugia toy, which is followed by Credits. After the credits the Lugia toy returns to you using a little help from Dumbledore and you start your lives as explorers. At the thought of becoming explorers the Lugia Plush toy spontaneoulsy combusts and you die hugging it.
I wish I had a theme song, composed by Kojo Kondo
Quote from: Bespinben on July 08, 2011, 04:25:58 PMHuzaa for google translator! You said (approximately):
Good luck!
Why do you want to know that? (I want to know all languages​​, but anyway)
*fixed
Almost right
My ancestry is part Swedish. If I told you my last name, you'd know.
Quote from: Clanker37 on July 08, 2011, 10:35:18 PMGranted, but it's to big to fit in your house! You sleep with it at night, because you love it, but one night a robber comes and steals it. You wake up and go on an adventure to find the theif. You eventualy find the thif and it's Grovyle! He needs the Lugia toy to give to Darkrai so he'll stop messing with time and space. You have a tearful farewell to you Lugia toy, which is followed by Credits. After the credits the Lugia toy returns to you using a little help from Dumbledore and you start your lives as explorers. At the thought of becoming explorers the Lugia Plush toy spontaneoulsy combusts and you die hugging it.
I gotta stop wishing for things - it's only contributing to my ever-increasing insanity, as evidenced by this mad mash-up of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and Harry Potter XD
Quote from: Clanker37 on July 08, 2011, 10:35:18 PMI wish I had a theme song, composed by Kojo Kondo
Granted! Problem is, Koj
o Kondo is Koj
i Kondo's tone deaf, hardly self-supporting half-brother. As such, the theme song he composes for you totally sucks, since Kojo is nowhere near as skilled as his far superior (and actually existent) brother Koji.
I wish people would produce more typos in their wishes so that I could be a wish-granting jerk more often XD
granted but now the typos are so bad that you can't even read them.
I wish I could breathe in space.
Granted! Using your new-found ability to traverse through space without the need for oxygen, you begin a quest to explore the depths of the universe. Your first destination - THE MOON! However, you get hit by one of NASA's rockets heading there also. GAME OVER.
I wish Nintendo was better at naming their consoles (ex: Wii U - what the heck?)
Quote from: Bespinben on July 09, 2011, 03:59:34 PMI gotta stop wishing for things - it's only contributing to my ever-increasing insanity, as evidenced by this mad mash-up of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and Harry Potter XD
Don't worry, that's just my insanity! It's nothing to be worried about!
Quote from: Bespinben on July 09, 2011, 06:01:17 PMI wish Nintendo was better at naming their consoles (ex: Wii U - what the heck?)
Granted but they accidently name it after you! The Bespinben is extremely popular. You become famous. While watching a movie dedicated to your life Bowser comes and steals you!(lol what?!) You are kidnapped through 8 worlds and end up in a cage where you are tortured. Bowser is playing the Bespinben but you can't. Luckily Kirby came and saved you. You fall in love with Kirby and get married. But one day Meta Knight is like "OMG KIRBY YOU DIE NOW!" KKirby kills Meta Knight, but is fataly wounded in the process. You drown in your tears
I wish I wasn't insane
You are no longer insane. You hate it.
I wish I was perfect.
you are now perfect. you hate it.
I wish I could sightread piano music.
Granted! You are now the world's most talented sightreading pianist. However, all of us on Ninsheetmusic become so jealous and envious of your abilities that we get JaMaHa to ban you from the forums.
I wish my teeth were whiter.
Granted, now whenever you smile at someone, they become blind.
I wish that a million dollars would just appear in my wallet.
granted but then you accidently drop the wallet in an incinerator with all the money inside.
I wish I had a job
Granted. Your new job is being a slave.
I wish SOMEONE WOULD COMMENT ON MY ARRANGEMENTS!! (hint, hint)
ummm...will someone grant my wish first before granting Mashi's?!
*ahem*
I wish that I could obtain the power of absolute apathy, in order to neglect all or any problems and dangers that may be required to face in the means of life, of which I could easily condone or express my indifference towards (Also of which I could express my apathy towards whether this wish is granted), so that I may leave all forms of worry and apprehension, melancholy and abjectness, rage and choleric, content and bliss, among all other emotions of which only what reprobates, or humans, would adore and tribute for.
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The only flaw in this is that it could only create a paradox with the wish if the wisher were apathetic already, therefore there could never be a "negative wish" in the view of the wisher (Though, I suppose it's debatable whether the wish would be paradoxical in regards to this topic; it was never stated whether the wish had to be ironic towards the wisher in particular, or ironic in general).
But okay.
Quote from: Dudeman on July 10, 2011, 01:03:48 PMI wish SOMEONE WOULD COMMENT ON MY ARRANGEMENTS!! (hint, hint)
^Mine too!
Granted, Spambots post regualy on your arrangements
Quote from: Mashi on July 10, 2011, 01:48:57 PM*ahem*
I wish that I could obtain the power of absolute apathy, in order to neglect all or any problems and dangers that may be required to face in the means of life, of which I could easily condone or express my indifference towards (Also of which I could express my apathy towards whether this wish is granted), so that I may leave all forms of worry and apprehension, melancholy and abjectness, rage and choleric, content and bliss, among all other emotions of which only what reprobates, or humans, would adore and tribute for.
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The only flaw in this is that it could only create a paradox with the wish if the wisher were apathetic already, therefore there could never be a "negative wish" in the view of the wisher (Though, I suppose it's debatable whether the wish would be paradoxical in regards to this topic; it was never stated whether the wish had to be ironic towards the wisher in particular, or ironic in general).
But okay.
Granted, you travel over mountains and over fields to find the being of wishes. When you find Jirachi you wish your wish, but Jirachi is so confused that hes like 'You want a cookie?' and he gives you a cookie. You are infuriated that Jirachi gave you a cookie and begin killing Jirachi with a machine gun that just happened to be there. After killing Jirachi you realise that you felt fury and you are infuriated again by yourself being infuriated. You then shoot yourself since you are so infuriated.
Quote from: Clanker37 on July 10, 2011, 10:52:27 PM^Mine too!
Granted, but all the comments are unconstructive criticism ranging from "That was a cool song" to "That was a bad arrangement" without any indication of how it was good or bad, without any mentioning of how to improve it or fix its mistakes.
I wish I had a turkey sandwich with fresh lettuce, cheese, tomatos, and onions on whole wheat bread. Try corrupting that wish mwhahaha!
Granted. Just as you are about to take a bite, you die of a heart attack.
I wish I had a 3DS.
Granted but it's made of cheese.
Quote from: Bespinben on July 11, 2011, 10:28:19 AMI wish I had a turkey sandwich with fresh lettuce, cheese, tomatos, and onions on whole wheat bread. Try corrupting that wish mwhahaha!
Oh that's one's easy xD. You get one, but the turkey's a little dry. (THE SIMPSONS)
I wish my Link plushie doesn't get dirty so fast...
DANG IT! No matter how hard I try, there's always some loophole in my wish -_-
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To Dudeman --- Granted! You now have a 3DS and exchange friend codes with me. Everything is going swell, until one day you get a letter from Nintendo saying they have bricked your system due to reports of unauthorized system modifications. You are in disbelief, so you go to check your precious 3DS, only to discover that it is completely dysfunctional, just as Nintendo said. Enraged, with bricked 3DS in hand, you set out on a crusade to find the perpetrator of this terrible lie.
I wish that Dudeman doesn't find out that I hacked Nintendo's 3DS management server to brick his new 3DS that I granted him (see above).
EDIT: Hahahahha someone caught my Simpson's reference ;D STUPID WISH-GRANTING MONKEY PALM!
To Ruto --- Granted! Your link plushie now doesn't get dirty at all - it gets rusty. (0_0)??
I wish my college library had more manga in it (i.e. japanese comics [ex: Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Pocket Monster Specials, Dragonball, etc.]).
Granted, but the libaray is being over run by Japanese manga readers! It's up to you to find the legendary Nintendo symbol to distract them. You go on a quest with Gandalf and hobbits. For some reason you wall and you find other people like Darth Vader, Bender from Futurama and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris makes an even better Nintendo symbol out of a book and a toothpick and gives it to you. You return using Gandalf's magic and distract the Japanese manga readers. The Japanese manga readers rush to the Nintendo symbol and are in awe of the mighty 'N'. Just then N from Black and White appears behind you. The Japanese manga readers are like 'HOLY CRAP! IT'S N!'. N is like 'I have green hair' and the Japanese manga readers rush in awe of Ns mighty shadow. You are trappeled in a Japanese manga reader stampede.
I wish that my story was more popular
I am quilt tripped into reading it. Ironically, it's 3 AM and I am dead tired, and i am having trouble staying focused.
I wish I could appreciate warm colors.
Granted, but the cold colors get so jealous of the appreciation the warm colors are getting that they gather together and mob you. ???
I wish that Super Mario 3DS would come out today.
(SO DO I!) Granted, but all the games out now are missing the game data and cannot be played. They're all called back and will be replaced by the date they were officially going to release it.
I wish Nyan was real. :P
Granted. 'Nuff said. Your funeral.
I wish that the rumored 3rd party secret character in Super Smash Bros. 4 is Megaman!
Granted, his only attack is a single shot from his gun, and his smash attack lets him shoot three consecutively.
I wish everyone else also read homestuck.
Granted, but we all hate it.
I wish my dorm room was bigger XD
Granted, but now it's so big that you get lost trying to find the door, and you fail all your classes.
I wish I didn't have 21 posts to go before my rank goes up.
Granted, you have 99999999999 instead.
I wish I could get over 90 on both my music exams.
Granted, you get 100 on both your music exams. You are now considered a musical genius! You are transfered to Hyrule Music Colledge, a higly acclaimed musical school where only the best of the best are accepted. You make new friends called Andy and Danny. One day you realise that Andy and Danny are really plotting against the school! They want to get a massive firehose at the Graduation Assembly ,where musicians like Elton John, Justin Bieber and Koji Kondo, are attending and blast everyone so hard that all their clothes fall off! Andy and Danny laugh at the idea of all the drenched people lying on the ground yelling "Help! Help!" and trying to stand up. Then they'd blast them again! You go on a journy to find Silias Stern and the B-team to help stop this castrophe! While coming back yiou run out of fule! Eleanor, Silas's daughter, finds a stowaway called Zack Freeman. You have to cross the Windy Desert and the Brown Forest to return to the town of Hyrule Music Colledge. You are helped by Ned Smelly and continue on your journey. After many pain-stacking days you reach Hyrule Music Colledge and Silas, Eleanor, Zack, the Kicker and the Smacker all help to put a stop to Andy and Danny. But the third member of the B-team, the Kisser, is a double agent! He kills everyone with a Magneton, but luckely you were saved by Wigglytuff and Chatot, who were passing. You put a stop to Andy and Danny's evil plans and become even more famous. Unfortunatly you swallowed a high amount of methane in the Windy Desert and die.
^Who gets the referances that arn't Nintendo?
I wish that everyone gets these reference even though I know they won't, but there's no harm in wishing
Granted, but our heads explode as we simply cannot comprehend how all the references work together to form a cohesive whole.
I wish I had the brain power to understand Clanker's ridiculously intricate wish granting.
Quote from: Clanker37 on July 21, 2011, 05:43:01 AMGranted, you get 100 on both your music exams. You are now considered a musical genius! You are transfered to Hyrule Music Colledge, a higly acclaimed musical school where only the best of the best are accepted. You make new friends called Andy and Danny. One day you realise that Andy and Danny are really plotting against the school! They want to get a massive firehose at the Graduation Assembly ,where musicians like Elton John, Justin Bieber and Koji Kondo, are attending and blast everyone so hard that all their clothes fall off! Andy and Danny laugh at the idea of all the drenched people lying on the ground yelling "Help! Help!" and trying to stand up. Then they'd blast them again! You go on a journy to find Silias Stern and the B-team to help stop this castrophe! While coming back yiou run out of fule! Eleanor, Silas's daughter, finds a stowaway called Zack Freeman. You have to cross the Windy Desert and the Brown Forest to return to the town of Hyrule Music Colledge. You are helped by Ned Smelly and continue on your journey. After many pain-stacking days you reach Hyrule Music Colledge and Silas, Eleanor, Zack, the Kicker and the Smacker all help to put a stop to Andy and Danny. But the third member of the B-team, the Kisser, is a double agent! He kills everyone with a Magneton, but luckely you were saved by Wigglytuff and Chatot, who were passing. You put a stop to Andy and Danny's evil plans and become even more famous. Unfortunatly you swallowed a high amount of methane in the Windy Desert and die.
^Who gets the referances that arn't Nintendo?
I wish that everyone gets these reference even though I know they won't, but there's no harm in wishing
"The Day My Butt Went Psycho!"
Quote from: SlowPokemon on July 21, 2011, 06:23:03 PM"The Day My Butt Went Psycho!"
*Excited gasp!
Have a cookie
@Bespinben Granted, you are the only person who understands. You are teased as being different at school. You eventualy turn to me to help you become less insane. I help you, but you are kidnapped by Tucker from Pokemon Emerald! You spend the rest of your days in Tucker's rape dungeon
Oh GOSH not Tucker!!! Anyone but that man-woman!
...and your wish? XD
Oh I wish for a tricycle
You receive a tricycle made of paper. You start riding it until it starts to rain.
I wish I could just get my music exams over with already, since apparently I can get a 90. :D
Quote from: Clanker37 on July 21, 2011, 10:52:17 PM*Excited gasp!
Have a cookie
Lol I hated that book so much. So fucking stupid.
Quote from: gzgregory on July 22, 2011, 02:27:04 PMYou receive a tricycle made of paper. You start riding it until it starts to rain.
I wish I could just get my music exams over with already, since apparently I can get a 90. :D
Uhh...you can, but you don't.
I wish I would have an amazing day today
Granted. Tomorrow will be terrible.
I wish Nintendo would go ahead and confirm that they're making Pokemon Gray Version (I mean, it's pretty obvious that that's the name of the third game (yellow, crystal, emerald, platinum)).
I don't feel like contributing to the game, but I hope they don't confirm it. A) it's not going to be called Gray, that's stupid. B) I don't want a Black and White remake. I don't even know if I would buy it. I'm tired of remakes, get with the new games. Or if they are remakes, at least make them ruby and sapphire.
If I would buy a game from that generation it would be Gray. The third game is always an improved version of the other 2. And Gray suits good in my opinion
I wish that Slow wished something
He did, and now two of your fingers are missing.
I wish I had the guts to tell my sister I hate all her stupid crap and porno novels and she should move out.
Quote from: Ruto on July 24, 2011, 12:48:46 PMHe did, and now two of your fingers are missing.
I wish I had the guts to tell my sister I hate all her stupid crap and porno novels and she should move out.
Granted. You tell her, then she gets angry and stays longer.
I wish I had a bowl of ice cream.
Granted, but it's melted.
I wish that intelligeret aliquis quod dico.
Granted, but I don't recognize the verb ending for "understand" so the meaning of the sentence does not get across.
I wish Crystal Cave was shorter.
Granted, now every step you take you encounter a WILD ZUBAT!!
I wish I could wipe peoples' memories.
Granted, Uxie's eyes go out of their job
I wish school didn't start tommorrow :(
It doesn't. Where I live in any case. :P
I wish my brother would stop annoying me.
He does, but unfortunately your parents adopt a spoiled brat younger sister the very next day.
I wish for good games on the 3DS to be out soon.
Granted, many first party titles such as Mario Kart 3DS, Super Mario, and even the recently announced Super Smash Bros. 4 get launched and are phenomenally successful. Too bad Megaman Legends 3 got cancelled *sob* (that really did happen, WHY CAPCOM!?)
I wish that Capcom would stop throwing shovelware titles into the 3DS and stop cancelling good, far-into-the-works games like MegaMan Universe and Megaman Legends 3.
Granted, Capcom never make another game
I wish Mario Kart 3DS has at least one Rainbow Road in it's Retro Tracks
Quote from: Clanker37 on July 26, 2011, 02:49:24 AMGranted, Capcom never make another game
Honestly, I would be happy if Capcom fell into a ditch right now because of their recent decisions. I've been waiting
10 freaking years for a sequel to Megaman Legends 2 (ended on a MAJOR cliffhanger) and now Capcom cancels the sequel that has been in the works for a good year now. In fact, a beta version of it was supposed to be a launch title for the 3DS eShop, but it got delayed, showing just how far into development the game had gotten.
Granted, but the designers rebuilt the map so that you can't hop and fly in the air at the start as Rainbow Road is well known for.
I wish that I could make arrangements faster (without loss of quality).
I want a new Zelda-game by capcom. I really loved the Oracle-series
Granted, you have to practice 25 hours a day, 8 times per week
I wish for a good sequel to Spyro the Dragon
Quote from: fabbemannen on July 26, 2011, 04:10:57 AMI want a new Zelda-game by capcom. I really loved the Oracle-series.
So did I! That's the only reason I bought both games from Ebay for $20.
Granted, but you get sucked into an alternate dimension where everyone hates Spyro, and sales bomb.
I wish that I would grant this wish.
Granted.
I wish that this topic would become popular again.
Granted, but every time you try to post, someone ninjas you.
I wish Pikmin 3 would come out
Granted, Pikmin 3, the FPS, is a huge fail. Pikmin is now considered horrible
I wish that people could understand what I'm saying
Granted but they don't listen to anything you say.
I wish I can cure stupid.
Granted, but you cure it by absorbing it into yourself, therefore becoming too stupid to cure it.
I wish that school would start.
(I did one exactly like this already!)
Granted. It ends the next day.
I wish that there was life on other planets.
Granted, the lifeforms discover Earth. They use their triangle shaped warships to bombard us then fly down in their "H" shaped fighters to enter the cities, deploying their white-armored troopers to capture us or kill us. Their black-suited leader that has a hard time breathing then comes in orbit of earth with their spherical super-weapon and destroys Earth using it's super-laser.
I wish that my letter that I sent out to someone would come back with a reply.
Granted, but the reply is the letter you sent
I wish I could eat cookies without stopping
You do, but then it goes straight to your thighs.
I wish my eye would stop hurting.
Granted, both your eyes start hurting.
I wish that Mt. Itoi wasn't so hard.
Granted. It's so easy that you die of boredom.
I wish that there were more options for default smileys on this forum.
Granted, except they all are hand-made by me. (https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi923.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fad71%2FJub3r7%2Fhappytongue-1.png&hash=8942ec60aea2f9221fa4eac190d0b2325545f5f2)
I wish I could remember my homework without writing it down.
Granted. You do, but shortly after forget.
I wish that my arrangements took shorter time to make
Granted, but they all sound like a cat giving birth
I wish I could eat toxic glue
Granted, but you die from it.
I wish that I could stop world poverty.
Granted, but you are now in poverty and die from hunger.
I wish i could freeze time.
Granted, but Dialga gets jealous and eats you
I wish I was a sexy beast XD
Granted, but now men are attracted to you.
I wish shuckle wasn't so slow.
Granted, but it is sent to Ubers for being awesome. It is raped by Kyogre
I wish I had a delicious piece of pie
Granted, but the pie was poisoned by nazis and you die before you can warn the world of their plot.
I wish I could cure cancer.
Granted, but the cure is the poisoned nazi pie! People die of poison, but their cancer is cured!
I wish
Granted, but nothing happened.
I wish that I had a polar bear, because it would just be so awesome.
Granted, you now have an adult polar bear for your pet!
Soon, the sad and hungry polar bear won't have an owner. :(
I wish first impressions didn't mean anything.
Granted, but now everyone who hasn't met you before ignores you.
I wish I didn't have to do my maths homework right now.
Granted, but the teacher yelss at you for not doing it
I wish that I could eat jam without anything bad happening
Granted, but you are now eating toe jam.
I wish my brother wasn't so anoying
Granted, but what about the parents? DUN DUN DUN.
I wish my avatar could achieve its goal.
Granted, but then the avatar is pointless and is abandoned forever.
I wish every single thought in my head became realitly
Granted; the effects thereof bring the world into a state of total chaos.
I wish I could sing as well as Luciano Pavarotti.
Granted, but they get jealous and kill you.
I wish I could explain why there are so many brids outside my window.
Granted, but you end wishing you hadn't found out >:)
I wish that I only had to sleep for 40 minutes to get a full rest, so I could get more stuff done.
Granted, but the power wears off eventually and you then sleep for the rest of your life.
I wish i could make something out of nothing
(idk lol running out of ideas. BTW BUMP.)
Granted, however you suddenly realise that nothing in itself is difficult to obtain, because the empteness around you is surrounded by air particles. After doing some hardcore science stuff, you decide that you will go on a quest to find nothing! But then you were like 'Fuck this' and went on with your life.
I wish the Zelda Concert came to Australia.
Granted, but on your way there, someone snipes you ;0
I wish i was creative enough to wish for something.
Granted. You wish that you would have a heart attack, and it comes true.
I wish that I didn't have any homework.
Granted, you are now enrolled in military school, and have no home to even consider it homework.
I wish I NinSheetMusic had all perfect sheets. And of every video game song. Ever.
Granted. The website's server becomes so full of files that it crashes. You also forgot to make backups.
I wish that the snow would stick at my house.
Wish granted. When you walk outside, the snowflakes start sticking on you. Then, a person sees you and thinks you're a Yeti, so he starts chasing after you with a shotgun.
I wish that when I eat food it disappears, so I can eat and eat forever without worrying about my stomach exploding.
granted, but then you starve to death because the food keeps dissapearing.
I wish I had the girl I wanted.
Granted. She chases after you insanely, and then you realize that you don't really want her after all.
I wish that was an Oscar Mayer weiner.
Granted, but now everyone wants to eat you.
I wish i could delegate more time to arranging without sacrificing anything else.
Granted, but for disobeying the law of equivalent exchange you explode.
I wish I could breathe maple syrup.
Granted, but suddenly you run out of maple syrup and you suffocate.
I wish I had more time.
Granted, but then they make a twilight zone episode about you.
I wish I had some chips...
Granted. yam chips, all covered with mineral oil to make you puke when you eat them.
I wish I had some bacon.
Granted, but the bacon is so greasy and high in cholesterol that you die of a heart attack after one bite.
I wish my cell phone wasn't dying.
Granted, but you trade your life for its, and you die.
I wish I had a cup mute...mine broke. ;_;
Granted, you get your old one back
I wish there was something good on TV during the day.
there is! but now your area lost power and you can no longer watch anything :(
I wish I had a balloon.
Wish granted. Helium and string not included.
I wish I had the power to read minds.
Granted, however you accidendly read your dad's mind while he is fantasising about your mum, in that way. You throw up, uncontrollably and die of starvation.
I wish I was a train :D
Granted, enjoy picking me up for school at the crack of dawn... -___-
I wish I was better with money.
Granted. You become so good with money that you become a millionaire. Then someone breaks into your house while you're gone and takes all your stuff. You become a hobo.
I wish I was Link.
Granted, but being link is much harder than playing the games, and you get killed by a Bokogoblin.
I wish I could be in the current TWG game.
Granted. You're wolfed night one.
I wish SOPA and PIPA don't get passed.
Granted. They won't. :J
I wish eBay would hurry up and pay me already! -_-
Granted, they pay you in Japenese Yen, which you take to the money changing place, but they take even longer. By the time they do pay you, you are a transport tycoon, owning all the pubic trains, buses, trams, aircraft and ships in the USA. The money is insignifigant and you give it to your dog.
I wish I had a life
Wish granted. You already do, now cherish it.
Wish I had some effin' skittles...
granted, but when you get the skittles you suddenly want Reese's instead.
I wish someone would duel with me on Yu-Gi-Oh Online.
Granted, but then you learn the horrible truth about meta gaming.
I wish I could slow down and speed up time at will.
I see two possible outcomes for this.
You speed time up too fast and die.
OR
You slow time down so much that it effectively stops everything in the universe.
I wish my story would write itself (and be good) (and everyone would like it) (insert other stuff here to block any possible ironies)
BEAT THAT XD
Granted. But no one gives credit to you anymore, and you get the reputation of a slacker. Soon nobody likes you, you get in flame wars, and are banned from the site.
I wish my laptop wasn't so stupid
Granted. It gets so smart that it takes over the world and turns everyone into zombies.
I wish that my arrangements topic got more replies (other than mine, of course).
Granted, meet 20 spam bots, Rory yelling at the Doctor (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=218.msg143542#msg143542), and a small tan-colored alien that speaks with a very thick accent (http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?topic=3472.msg143537#msg143537).
I wish for a successful adventure!
Granted, download this > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXv7DjdasHI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXv7DjdasHI) < to your ipod and stroll though the woods.
I wish for time to stop moving so fast.
Granted. Time slows down to the point where seconds feel like years. Centuries go by in a matter of mere minutes, and live becomes unbearable.
I'm tired of doing stuff... 'wish I was dead...
Granted. In the great afterlife, they punish you for committing suicide by whipping you for 100 years non-stop with a rusty chain.
I wish that rap music never existed.
Granted.
I wish people would make moar wishes
Granted. It turns out a "Moar" is a giant demon monster from the underworld that devours the souls of the world.
...
Everyone dies.
I wish that everyone had good grammar and spelling.
granted. No one types faster than 20 WPM, so they start abbreviating everything and shortening sentences.
I wish I didn't have stage fright when I play piano for audiences.
Wish granted, but now you have a fear of Ivory.
I wish I could be nicer to people.
Granted. They aren't nice to you.
I wish people would understand that I say "moar" and "liek" on purpose.
Wish Granted, but they don't understand anything else you say.
I wish Rick Santorum becomes the next President of the United States.
No.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
Granted, but then everyone else is lazy.
(oh sorry, forgot) I wish I was polydactyl.
(Make a wish.)
Quote from: Maestro Aamir on April 13, 2012, 05:36:10 PMI wish I was polydactyl.
Granted, however you're killed and studied by scientists.
I wish that bogans wouldn't come to my KFC.
Granted. They come straight to you instead.
I wish I didn't have to keep bumping topics to get people to continue the game.
Granted. You are now unable to bump topics at all anymore, and nobody else does either.
I wish I could get my braces off.
Wish granted. You now, instead of having braces on your teeth, have them around your wrists and ankles for the remainder of your life.
I wish I could fall asleep.
Granted, but you have nightmares. Cubone kind of nightmares (the one that all your loved ones fade away...)
I wish I had a real piano instead of the cheap keyboard I use.
Wish granted. It's a short piano with only 1-1/2 octaves.
I wish I could be done with school
Granted, but now you have nothing to do. (aka boredom)
I wish my bonsai would grow just at least one centimeter.. (please?? :) )
granted, but it starts growing TOO much, and your mom wants to throw it away.
I wish I could get a decent violin.
Granted, but as soon as you break it, it snaps.
I wish I could get minecraft.
Wish granted. However, the granter of wishes is dyslexic and a mine cart is delivered to your door instead.
I wish I could actually go into a game and be Link.
Granted.
(https://www.ninsheetmusic.org/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi113.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn208%2Fshadoninja%2Fkinklink.jpg&hash=59a7ce68b570b1b32c1522d1ffbef49166aff622)
I wish I had a hovercraft
That was evil.
Granted. You have a hovercraft, but, because there is no such thing as a hovercraft, it is immediately destroyed by the universe and your memory is wiped. You spend the rest of your life a vegetable.
I wish everybody in the world listened to, and liked, the Lord of the Rings by Johan de Meij. (If you even try to ruin that you don't deserve to live)
Granted, no new literature, movies, or games are made that isn't about the Lord of the Rings, and thus, the entertainment industry dies from the lack of new ideas.
I wish that I could have a day off.
Granted. They sent you an e-mail telling you the day off was rescheduled for a week later, but you didn't check your e-mail so the next day you got kicked out/fired (depending on whether you're talking about work or school)
I wish I get lucky and at least one of the violins in the batch of four are good.
EDIT: to elaborate, you get four violins shipped to your house to evaluate and pick three to send back.
Granted, all four are equally good and, because you have to send back the worst ones, you have to return them all.
I wish that this wish won't backfire in any way, shape, or form.
Granted. But the you didn't get anything, since you basically didn't wish for anything.
I wish Cubone can smile sometimes. :)
Granted, but you can't actually see him smile since his mouth is under his... skull? helmet?
I wish I was the best martial arts fighter in the world.
Granted. However, Bruce Lee is not in the world anymore, so when he is resurrected alongside Walt Disney he destroys you.
I wish I didn't have to take the rest of my finals. (Just got a 105% on my chemistry final! Win!)
Granted. Now you have to do everyone else's finals.
I wish everyone in the world and on the internet spoke, wrote, and typed perfect English.
Granted. Everyone uses one word responses that are grammatically correct.
I wish my work would complete itself.
Granted. Your work is complete, but it did it such a terrible job that it explodes.
I wish for a chocolate milkshake.
Granted. It tastes like crap.
I wish I was a better singer.
Granted. But now everyone is deaf.
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Granted, but you will always been in an extremely exhausted state forever.
I wish Starbucks was free.
Granted. Since they aren't making any money, they close down.
I wish that the upcoming games coming out for the 3DS would all be released tomorrow.
Granted. Because they aren't ready yet, you only get blank game cards.
I wish that I can get to New York.
Granted, however, you were involved in a massive crime ring, so you are imprisoned on Riker's island. Sorry :(
I wish I didn't have to do this AP homework.
Granted, the teacher makes it optional extra credit and completing it is the only way to pass the class. You don't HAVE to do it.
I wish someone else would pay for my piano class.
Granted, I'll pay your piano class but the classes are always on 2am.
I wish for a time machine that's made of chocolate.
Granted, you go back in time a few 100 million years, then your time machine melts. Your stuck with the dinosaurs now.
I wish that NASA could invent a space probe that moved faster than the speed of light.
Granted, but NASA will never use it 'cause the lack of recources.
I wish that no one can ever wish again.
Granted, this thread is locked.
I wish for this thread to be uinlocked